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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
14 weeks ago

Newmill

I started driving my car forward after I'd lashed my gazebo to it.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!

Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.

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By *rsMxCouple
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead

There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

That actually reminds me of the time I put my hand in the oven and forgot it was on

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead

There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either

That made me Laugh out loud…that’s so me…I blame perimenopause

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"I started driving my car forward after I'd lashed my gazebo to it."

Whoopsy

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!

Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors."

Ouch

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Nope. You win.

But where's the pic?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!

Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.

Ouch

I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily.

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By *rsMxCouple
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead

There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either

That made me Laugh out loud…that’s so me…I blame perimenopause

Ha!

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By *ripfillMan
14 weeks ago

havant

Put the kettle in the fridge ….not the milk

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!

Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.

Ouch

I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily."

Same here

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

But is your bum hair now straight?

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

But is your bum hair now straight?"

No..curly

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I left a cheese cake on the kitchen counter as I believed my dog, who is very old, had been genuinely struggling with his mobility, given that he can't even jump onto the sofa anymore, let alone a kitchen counter, apparently.

We can all guess what happened next.

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By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
14 weeks ago

In the clouds

"I left a cheese cake on the kitchen counter as I believed my dog, who is very old, had been genuinely struggling with his mobility, given that he can't even jump onto the sofa anymore, let alone a kitchen counter, apparently.

We can all guess what happened next."

Doh!!did the dog get a bad tum?

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By *hekaiserMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

Blurted out to my crush I had a crush on her.....needless to say she ain't talking to me now

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By *asterMeliodasMan
14 weeks ago

Newmill

"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead

There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either

At a craft fair at the weekend I went to empty out the rubbish drawer in the box we use as a till into a bin, tipped it over, then promptly let go of it, dropping the drawer into the bin as well.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
14 weeks ago

Newmill

It's one of those bins that just has a little slot for you to put the rubbish in, so our till is now down one drawer. XD

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

We can all guess what happened next.

Doh!!did the dog get a bad tum?"

You know what, he didn't bat an eye-lid, wolfed it down and carried on like nothing had happened.

Just looked at me like, so are you going to help me onto the couch or what?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!

Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.

Ouch

I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily.

Same here"

Gonna look like an ikea version of Chris Hemsworth.

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By *uri00620Woman
14 weeks ago

Croydon

Thought my driving licence had run out in June 2023. Panicked, ordered a new one and stopped driving.

Then found my actual licence a few days later which is in date.

Guess that's why people cut up their old ones.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex

Shots.

It’s always shots 🙈

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Shots.

It’s always shots 🙈"

Which ones?

I took some fireball shots last month and it made me really sick, for about 3 days.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex

"Shots.

It’s always shots 🙈

Which ones?

I took some fireball shots last month and it made me really sick, for about 3 days.

Vodka jellies

Jager bomb

Fireball (🤢)

Some strawberry thing

Passion fruit vodka

Toffee vodka

Baby Guiness

Tequila

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By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Dropped my freshly buttered toast on the cats head.

Walked into heavy salt lamp with bare foot. Ripped chunky out of nail.

Upset my ex FWB, again, whilst trying to be friendly.

Burned a hole in my work trousers and got gunk over my new iron.

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Shots.

It’s always shots 🙈"

I dare not do shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Listened to, and stupidly believed, people's gossip! 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Listened to, and stupidly believed, people's gossip! 🙄"

Happens to the best of us, on ward and upward

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By *uffymayfairCouple
14 weeks ago

vera playa, Almeria

Out on my motorbike I stopped at the lights and forgot to put my feet down, ended up with a heavy bike on my leg and was laughing too much to get up. Luckily I had some friends with me who got the bike off my leg and got me up 🤗

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Shots.

It’s always shots 🙈

Which ones?

I took some fireball shots last month and it made me really sick, for about 3 days.

Vodka jellies

Jager bomb

Fireball (🤢)

Some strawberry thing

Passion fruit vodka

Toffee vodka

Baby Guiness

Tequila

it was a shit night and it was all I had.

Needles to say I wish I didn't now.

Passion fruit vodka is nice though!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
14 weeks ago

Colchester

"Shots.

Toffee vodka

I have some of that. Called Thunder.

I discovered it mixes very well with Cream Soda. Not chemically-tasting cheap cream soda, but an artisanal cream soda if you can find one. Preferably a dark cream soda, not a light one. It's not easy finding good Cream Soda's in the UK however. Virgil's used to make one (and still do) but they changed the recipe for the worst several years back

YMMV

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By *tsMattyHMan
14 weeks ago

Inverurie

Broke my finger. Not a quick snap either. One of those slow "oh fuck it's gonna snap". Never put your finger were you wouldn't put your dick!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Entered an Ironman

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

Got out the car to go in first throwing my keys in the bin then getting to the door with an empty bottle of water.

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By *ames250122Man
14 weeks ago

Worcester

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Oooh ouch, that sounds painful OP. Hope it healing ok and quickly. My list of stupid things tend to start with getting up and out of bed lol. There really are occasion it is better to stay in bed, pull the covers back over myself and skipping that day and wait for next day instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Have you done in the past week?

I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?

Sorry for laughing but also thank you for brightening my morning with a laugh

Me....I seem to be dropping everything and hitting my head on everything yesterday

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
14 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Cycled 136 miles on Sunday...my arse felt like I was sitting on barbed wire by the end of it..

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By *ell GwynnWoman
14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Nothing yet. Something'll happen, though.

Last week I didn't protect my skin when cutting back some euphorbia and I got burns on both arms. I really should know better

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By *arkus1812Man
14 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Cremated 4 Lemon Drizzle Cakes whilst I stood in the garden chatting to my next door neighbour

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
14 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Mine doesn't sound half as bad as some of those above, but I tried to type on a laptop by glide typing on the keyboard as if it was my phone....and then wondering why it wasn't working 🫣

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