FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to make an advert for fab

By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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What would your catchy line be?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"What would your catchy line be?"

Bump because my Brain ain't working

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By *r John WickMan
15 weeks ago

The Continental

Fab, the greatest time waster since Candy Crush.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Fab. Surprisingly chlamydia free.

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By *herry delightWoman
15 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Fuck A Buddy.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"What would your catchy line be?

Bump because my Brain ain't working"

My man

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab, the greatest time waster since Candy Crush."

More middle aged mums than a Candy crush leaderboard

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

Fab where no one gets a meet 🤣🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab. Surprisingly chlamydia free."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab where no one gets a meet 🤣🤣"

Proudly sponsored by Quorn.

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By *entfootloverMan
15 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

So close and yet so far

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️"

Shout out to Nike

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By *iker JackMan
15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Fab… the best a man can get (sung like the Gillette advert)

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

"Fab where no one gets a meet 🤣🤣

Proudly sponsored by Quorn. "

🤣🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab… the best a man can get (sung like the Gillette advert)"

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️"

Just fucking do it??😁

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️

Just fucking do it??😁"

That’s the LB version 🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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Fab- when you’re down bad, you might as well go down on someone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Fab, the best cure for masterbation since Kellogg's Cornflakes.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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Fab- because they took Ashley Maddison from us

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Fab... Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab... Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit"

A generational meme

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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Fabswingers.com - got Milf?

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️

Just fucking do it??😁

That’s the LB version 🤣"

The LB version is surely

Just fucking do it slut?? 😆

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"What would your catchy line be?"

Fab

Yeah they still don't read the bio!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

"Fab.

Just do it 👊🏻

Ps. I stole this with pride ♥️

Just fucking do it??😁

That’s the LB version 🤣

The LB version is surely

Just fucking do it slut?? 😆"

😂👌👏👏

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By *ed OpiumWoman
15 weeks ago

Never Never Land

FAB - because your worth it - maybe

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

They'll stand to attention for you.

Image, a woman surrounded by a lot of men.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Option 1 - All because the lady loves the DARK milk tray

Option 2 - Fab, the crumbliest, flakiest people

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By *r John WickMan
15 weeks ago

The Continental

"Option 1 - All because the lady loves the DARK milk tray

Option 2 - Fab, the crumbliest, flakiest people

You win.

Option 2 is where it’s at.

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Fab: join for the sex, stay for the disappointment.

🫤

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill

"Fab, the greatest time waster since Candy Crush."

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By *erfHerder74Man
15 weeks ago

Greenock

FAB, like Thunderbirds without strings.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Fab - more addictive than cr4ck but less likely to get your rocks off

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Ha.

I’m not falling for this again, it’s got trap written all over it!

Better luck next time Mr pickle.

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

"Better luck next time Mr pickle."

This would actually be quite fitting

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By *weetkitten65Woman
15 weeks ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 20:44:54]

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By *aven.Woman
15 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Fab - for when no one else wants you

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By *weetkitten65Woman
15 weeks ago

Halifax

Fab where men can breathe through their ears...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
15 weeks ago

Halifax

"Fab - more addictive than cr4ck but less likely to get your rocks off"

Love it...

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By *jk1978Couple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

If Carlsberg did fab it would be the tastiest ever

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

“Tired of masturbating alone?…”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Boobies, newbies, and lubey-tubies

Here at FAB, you'll feel groovy

For tits and Tom, all over the news

Some, alleged, to even get screws!

Tough topics tackled and honest spaces?

I believe that most

From unhidden faces.

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By *olfandtazCouple
15 weeks ago

Bristol

A man jumps out of a helicopter

Skis down a slope

Parachutes of a cliff

Lands in a hotel room with a log fire

Puts down a box of chocolates

"All because the lady's love fab"

All done in the style of the old milk tray ads

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab - for when no one else wants you"

Nobody on fab wants me

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By *aven.Woman
15 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

Go to a social

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

Go to a social"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

There are lies, damned lies and statistics

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By *asterMeliodasMan
15 weeks ago

Newmill

Fab - Where the men are men, the women are often men, and the couples are sometimes men.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

There are lies, damned lies and statistics

Statistically.

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By *ony MannMan
15 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

It is

Win my mind own my body

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

There are lies, damned lies and statistics

Statistically. "

On average

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
15 weeks ago

London

"Fab - for when no one else wants you"

Hahaha, you nailed it

Premier Inn clients favourite site.

The bigger British Cock Flea Market

Turn your dick into an avatar and turn off the ladies

Be Brave, Be Bi, be BBW, Be BBC, Be Fab

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Fab!!!

No not the ice cream!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Hahaha, you nailed it

Premier Inn clients favourite site.

The bigger British Cock Flea Market

Turn your dick into an avatar and turn off the ladies

Be Brave, Be Bi, be BBW, Be BBC, Be Fab

You should work in marketing

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

There are lies, damned lies and statistics

Statistically.

On average

On average, nobody wants me

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Fab.

Because your mate got a shag, and perhaps you could, too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting"

Brutal 😁

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Fab:

Come to get your leg over, stay for chat on the Forums

And boob competitions

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Brutal 😁"

But true...

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting"

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

I really want to make a deeply inappropriate joke here. But I don’t want a forum holiday

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't. Don't you want me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0&pp=ygUWZG9uJ3QgeW91IHdhbnQgbWUgYmFieQ%3D%3D

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

FAB .... cos .......

Some times you wanna go ... where no fucker knows your name.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Fab - for when no one else wants you

Nobody on fab wants me

There are lies, damned lies and statistics

Statistically.

On average

On average, nobody wants me

False data

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

If there was a Filter by “voted for Brexit” I think this place would make for a much better…if less populated site!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

If there was a Filter by “voted for Brexit” I think this place would make for a much better…if less populated site!"

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

If there was a Filter by “voted for Brexit” I think this place would make for a much better…if less populated site!

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15 weeks ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Fair point…read your profile…just emoji choice.

My bad

I stand down 😅

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Fair point…read your profile…just emoji choice.

My bad

I stand down 😅

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better "

I sit down

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better "

You have to laugh at them*, or call them weird. Trying to reason with them doesn't work.

*Faragists

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

Fancy a Shag?

They have one on Fab.

I’ll get my coat…….

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
15 weeks ago

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"Fancy a Shag?

They have one on Fab.

I’ll get my coat……."

Fgs.

🍅🍅🍅🍅

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Fair point…read your profile…just emoji choice.

My bad

I stand down 😅

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better "

Yeah we're on the same side on this one. I've just seen some epic fights over people butthurt that you might judge them for their political views.

Hence emojis trying to convey (failing!) "covering my mouth and trying not to laugh"

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Fab…more cocks on show than a Reform UK meeting

Feels like a reform UK meeting in here sometimes

🙊😅

Are you for fucking real?

Fair point…read your profile…just emoji choice.

My bad

I stand down 😅

Yeah, I'm laughing with you but the less said about it the better

Yeah we're on the same side on this one. I've just seen some epic fights over people butthurt that you might judge them for their political views.

Hence emojis trying to convey (failing!) "covering my mouth and trying not to laugh""
.

Well glad we got that one sorted 😂🌈

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