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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? " In my case, there is no queue and I don't expect there to be. :P | |||
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"For a number of women i figure it would be more than just a figure of speech." Reckon...figure 2x in same phrase 😆 | |||
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"Yes in an orderly line, numbered in order, wait your turn. Mrs " ^^ this 💯 | |||
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"I’ve just got back from walking down mine. Every so often I hand out bottles of water and blankets, shake a few hands etc. " You’re a good egg. I just shout “NEXT” | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. " Beat me to it 👊🏻 | |||
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"Absolutely. Just press my button, collect your lucky number and wait for me to have time to take care of your needs. " Which button am I pressing? | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. " I’d do you, Steve | |||
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"I don’t let them Que, I just give them a free for all. " I thought the commotion was because of the football | |||
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"Absolutely. Just press my button, collect your lucky number and wait for me to have time to take care of your needs. Which button am I pressing? " My chocolate one  | |||
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"Absolutely. Just press my button, collect your lucky number and wait for me to have time to take care of your needs. Which button am I pressing? My chocolate one "Mmmm melty | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. " Are you trying to say I'm not attractive, Steve? :P | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁" Genius 😈 | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁" Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal | |||
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? " Once I have been seen at the front of the queue, I run to the back so that I can get seconds. Sometimes I wear a disguise so that the lady does not realise I have already been seen.  | |||
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? " You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉 Miss S x | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁 Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Yes in an orderly line, numbered in order, wait your turn. Mrs " Just like an old school bucthers Mr | |||
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉 Miss S x" I’m waiting patiently for my number | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁 Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal" I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often.... Cherry x 
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉 Miss S x I’m waiting patiently for my number " Order number 69 to the adorableness point please Miss S x | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁 Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often.... Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅"🤣🤣 | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. " Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉" So so pretty 😘 | |||
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"For a number of women i figure it would be more than just a figure of speech. Reckon...figure 2x in same phrase 😆" I love how you’re critiquing your own forum posts 😂 | |||
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"Tea is at the front of Tom's queue x" *heads to the back | |||
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"Which ticket number did you have for me Tea? I'm pretty sure you must be near the front by now 💜" Well still stood in Manchester… I guess that’s progress | |||
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉 Miss S x I’m waiting patiently for my number Order number 69 to the adorableness point please Miss S x" *checks number 564 | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue?" What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue? What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? " Whether they're standing in a line or not lol... I'm right at the back ticket 999 🤣 | |||
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people? " I think it’s just a turn of phrase. | |||
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In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁 Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often.... Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅"You might be quite busy this season | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x"Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔 | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳 | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"Oh god. Here. We. Go | |||
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁 Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often.... Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅
You might be quite busy this season "Open season on Cherry’s back door? | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉" Word up. | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. " We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"Surely they are fox mittens?! | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole" If it’s to do with TMN I don’t want anything to do with this filth | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole" These are the burning questions, Tea! | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!"Gloves implies hands. Surely they’d be socks | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole These are the burning questions, Tea!" I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳"Lordy, good question! | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue? What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? " • A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity. | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue? What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? • A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity." Are you in the crowd SAF? | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!"Is mitten not a subset of glove? Or is glove a subset of mitten? 🤯 | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole These are the burning questions, Tea! I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️" Use Soy based candles and drip from a greater height | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole These are the burning questions, Tea! I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️" Unless you’re not  | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!
Is mitten not a subset of glove? Or is glove a subset of mitten? 🤯"J again. B will know the answer I'm sure. | |||
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me. Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉 Word up. We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole These are the burning questions, Tea! I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️ Unless you’re not "Well yes. There is that.. 😈😈 My favourite 😘 | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling. "🙄😒 You knew exactly what you were doing | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing"She always does 💯 | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯"I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️ | |||
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"We give out fast passes to a select few - photos taken halfway through and key rings on exit
K"Do you have a kagool stall incase the ride gets wet? | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️"Foxsock | |||
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳
Lordy, good question!"Do I worry that my mind goes first to ‘made out of’ rather than ‘made for’? | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing"• 10 points. | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock"This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷 | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock
This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷"Ninja foxes? *shrieks and looks behind the sofa* | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue? What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? • A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity. · Are you in the crowd SAF?" • I'm in the gutter, Le Petit Oiseau. 💌 | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock
This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷
Ninja foxes?
*shrieks and looks behind the sofa*"They won’t bite you darling. They’re after the hamsters 🤷♂️ | |||
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"How many do you need to call it a queue? What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? • A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity. · Are you in the crowd SAF? • I'm in the gutter, Le Petit Oiseau. 💌" It’s nice here isn’t it darling? | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️"In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children. B | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"Shut.Up.
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"I. Fucking. Love. You. | |||
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
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You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"Thank you for the explanation Monty Don  | |||
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