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"sailed to sea..." To become king of the pirates... Ignore this I have no idea what's going on | |||
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"And he told us of his life... " In the land of submarines... | |||
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"sailed to sea... To become king of the pirates... Not so much King..went by the name dread pirate robert Ignore this I have no idea what's going on" | |||
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"We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine" That's all very creative well done. I think or am at least hoping we're meant to be telling a story. Each next person tells the next small bit of the story(I've done this before with people and by the end it was hilarious and quite a good story)so I'll refresh for anyone struggling and at the end the next person will write the next part of our amazing story There lived a man who sailed to sea to become king of the pirates.. Not so much King.. went by the name dread pirate robert and he told us of his life in the land of submarines, designed the titanic and sunk it with a home made iceberg before swimming faster than a shark onto dry land with a mermaid attached to his "We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine".... | |||
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"but not for long luckily as he had recorded it on his phone and was now listening to it chime loudly through some high density pro chime headphones..." He loved listening to the dong of his long schlong | |||
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"but not for long luckily as he had recorded it on his phone and was now listening to it chime loudly through some high density pro chime headphones... He loved listening to the dong of his long schlong" As his bollocks gently scraped the floor …. | |||
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"We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine" I'd like to be Under the sea In an octopus's garden In the shade | |||
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"Let me tell you the story of a poor boy." Who was so poor his parents couldn't afford Sky TV 😭 | |||
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"Who fucked us all" Jimmy Saville - even after you had died! Sex Magic apparently! | |||
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"but he tripped over his unfastened shoelace and" And fell into a pile of donkey poo. | |||
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"We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine That's all very creative well done. I think or am at least hoping we're meant to be telling a story. Each next person tells the next small bit of the story(I've done this before with people and by the end it was hilarious and quite a good story)so I'll refresh for anyone struggling and at the end the next person will write the next part of our amazing story There lived a man who sailed to sea to become king of the pirates.. Not so much King.. went by the name dread pirate robert and he told us of his life in the land of submarines, designed the titanic and sunk it with a home made iceberg before swimming faster than a shark onto dry land with a mermaid attached to his "We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine"...." Thanks Thanks for recapping and giving out the instructions that weren't there at the beginning. I love writing stories one line at a time with other people, it's so amazing. Will you check mine ( when i've done it and give me some marks out of ... uhhhhmmmmm ten ? ) Thanks again | |||
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"Nadine Dorries instantly appeared from behind a gooseberry bush to clean him up. " And Nadine said ...... it's all about me. It's always been about me. Look at my pumped up lips. I'm from Liverpool and I cried when I didn't get knighted and then she ran as fast as she could into the Town Hall and shouted BOOBS..... at that very moment ...... | |||
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"We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine I'd like to be Under the sea In an octopus's garden In the shade" He'd let us in Knows where we've been In his octopus's garden In the shade | |||
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"Nadine Dorries instantly appeared from behind a gooseberry bush to clean him up. And Nadine said ...... it's all about me. It's always been about me. Look at my pumped up lips. I'm from Liverpool and I cried when I didn't get knighted and then she ran as fast as she could into the Town Hall and shouted BOOBS..... at that very moment ...... " the Liverbirds swooped down and started pecking at her exposed nipples. A local passing by ... | |||
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"Nadine Dorries instantly appeared from behind a gooseberry bush to clean him up. And Nadine said ...... it's all about me. It's always been about me. Look at my pumped up lips. I'm from Liverpool and I cried when I didn't get knighted and then she ran as fast as she could into the Town Hall and shouted BOOBS..... at that very moment ...... the Liverbirds swooped down and started pecking at her exposed nipples. A local passing by ..." Picked up her nipples and put them behind her ears.... stop crying , titty lips , said the stranger but she was distracted by the ........... | |||
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" A local passing by ... Picked up her nipples and put them behind her ears.... stop crying , titty lips , said the stranger but she was distracted by the ..........." ghost of Cilla Black leering in her face saying "you've gorra lorra lorra lips and nips chuck" Then the ghost of Paul O'Grady began to ... | |||
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" A local passing by ... Picked up her nipples and put them behind her ears.... stop crying , titty lips , said the stranger but she was distracted by the ........... ghost of Cilla Black leering in her face saying "you've gorra lorra lorra lips and nips chuck" Then the ghost of Paul O'Grady began to ... " gather all the stray poodles together and hug and kiss them until they woof ached to be put down. Then he sashayed away with a string of poodles behind him ..... he was seen by ....... | |||
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" Then he sashayed away with a string of poodles behind him ..... he was seen by ....... " the ghost of Ken Dodd who chased after him with his tickling stick, yelling "Lily Savage - you're tatty hilarious. Let me ... | |||
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" Then he sashayed away with a string of poodles behind him ..... he was seen by ....... the ghost of Ken Dodd who chased after him with his tickling stick, yelling "Lily Savage - you're tatty hilarious. Let me ..." Tickle your poodles & then I'll.. | |||
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"..had turned herself into a comfortable codpiece with a penis hole for easy urination which Prince Charming now adorned and unaware he hadn't put his penis away after using the loo earlier, he climbed onto his freshly saddled horse and started to gallop off to.." To the local football match that was taking place at... | |||
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"..high noon in a wooden saloon and everyone has to wear cowboy hats, fully spur'd leather boots and.. A feather boa which they had to.." wrap around the first penis they came across. A whip cracked and the shout of "ye hah" came from ... | |||
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"..high noon in a wooden saloon and everyone has to wear cowboy hats, fully spur'd leather boots and.. A feather boa which they had to.. wrap around the first penis they came across. A whip cracked and the shout of "ye hah" came from ..." Sheriff Heinz riding in on his trusty steed hoof harted, who let out an enormous….. | |||
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"..high noon in a wooden saloon and everyone has to wear cowboy hats, fully spur'd leather boots and.. A feather boa which they had to.. wrap around the first penis they came across. A whip cracked and the shout of "ye hah" came from ... Sheriff Heinz riding in on his trusty steed hoof harted, who let out an enormous….." Fart that... | |||
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"..two dedicated Beatles fans said to each other as they chatted for quite a few minutes on the balcony above the saloon doors unaware the dancing girls still laying on the ground had restarted their synchronised can-can routine on their backs! but the top half of their bodies still hadn't awoke from fainting and then all of a sudden.." There was a loud bang & flash of lightening & who should appear but...... | |||
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