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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago

The result and the announcement 📣 you might have been waiting for.

It’s the Biggest moniker to be bestowed up a Fabber who has outed their pride and joy into the wilderness of fab to be looked at and admired and and considered for the title of ….

*drum roll….

***The Best Cock in the World. ***

Thanks for everyone getting involved. It was a blast and good fun. And it was great to see some positivity towards us. Thank you 🌈

The counting is final and here are the results. …

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
16 weeks ago

Markfield

Ooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago

1st place and the guy with the best cock in the world is …..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago

⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooooooh!"

The suppense

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By *iscean_dreamMan
16 weeks ago

Llanelli

Am I the winner? I've been waiting my whole life for this moment 😁

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
16 weeks ago

Markfield


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

Cockgratulations shlong and all x

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
16 weeks ago

Always on the move

Fake news. I call for a recount! Storm the capital! I've been conned!

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By *eading77Man
16 weeks ago

Winchburgh

Congratulations Rose-tinted glasses! For the rest of us, training for next year starts tomorrow!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
16 weeks ago

London

God Save the Dick

Congrats winners

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

Congrats bois!

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By *onnyMiller123Man
16 weeks ago

Woodford

Congrats guys!

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By *hilloutMan
16 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Very unexpected, but very flattering! Thank you to those who voted. Please make yourselves known😁

Congrats to RTG for the top spot! Serious bragging rights and a moniker to hang from his profile bio 😁

Congrats to other runners up and participants!🎉

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North

Congratulations RTG

I’ll cum back bigger, harder & stronger next year 🍆🍆🍆

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
16 weeks ago

Next Door

Well done RTG

🍆🍆

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

Well done RTG, you had some stiff competition! 👏🎖

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By *vaRose43Woman
16 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Congratulations guys

I hope you’re all going to put something as a status to this effect?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
16 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Congratulations guys

I hope you’re all going to put something as a status to this effect?"

I'm sticking with "69th best" by the look of it

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By *ildwillyMan
16 weeks ago

Taunton

Training starts now

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
16 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm surprised Carrick didn't win 😂

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By *eading77Man
16 weeks ago

Winchburgh

I think we can all agree that cock is the winner here

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West

Any way. The joke was...

OMG! I get to fuck the second best cock in the world tonight. And B too.

Stupid two accounts.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm surprised Carrick didn't win 😂"

Even when he's not here he wins!

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By *viatrixWoman
16 weeks ago

Redhill


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

It is pretty magnificent- the most photogenic polla there is!

Congrats Mr Rose Tinted Polla 🐓 😘

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

Well done RTG

Bloody good job I didn't win, Can you imagine the damage I would have done with the best arse on Fab and the best cock in the world

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"Any way. The joke was...

OMG! I get to fuck the second best cock in the world tonight. And B too.

Stupid two accounts. "

This is news to me

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West

🎉🍆🍌🎊 Congrats RTG 🎊🍌🍆🎉

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
16 weeks ago

Southampton


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

Well done RTG

Bloody good job I didn't win, Can you imagine the damage I would have done with the best arse on Fab and the best cock in the world"

Yes you'd have knocked out all the door frames with your over sized cranium 🤣🤣

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By *iaisonseekerMan
16 weeks ago

Liverpool

I think we can all agree that this has been a most uplifting competition with all contenders rising to the occasion in their own inimitable style.

Gratitude goes to the OP for organising and kudos to those who made it to the podium as well as the outright winner, Rose-tinted Glasses.

May all participants be turgid of pecker for as long as their Fab careers may last. I now look forward to next year's penile jousting event.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I think we can all agree that this has been a most uplifting competition with all contenders rising to the occasion in their own inimitable style.

Gratitude goes to the OP for organising and kudos to those who made it to the podium as well as the outright winner, Rose-tinted Glasses.

May all participants be turgid of pecker for as long as their Fab careers may last. I now look forward to next year's penile jousting event."

Next time I'll be prepares shaved and all lol.

But it was fun!

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By *ildwillyMan
16 weeks ago

Taunton

Massive thank you for all who voted for me, the forums are all quite new to me, thank you all xx

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

Well done RTG

Bloody good job I didn't win, Can you imagine the damage I would have done with the best arse on Fab and the best cock in the world

Yes you'd have knocked out all the door frames with your over sized cranium 🤣🤣"

true story

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By *viatrixWoman
16 weeks ago

Redhill


"I think we can all agree that this has been a most uplifting competition with all contenders rising to the occasion in their own inimitable style.

Gratitude goes to the OP for organising and kudos to those who made it to the podium as well as the outright winner, Rose-tinted Glasses.

May all participants be turgid of pecker for as long as their Fab careers may last. I now look forward to next year's penile jousting event."

A fencing, jousting or light-saber match video between the highest ranking contenders would be awesome….

I volunteer as a videographer

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I think we can all agree that this has been a most uplifting competition with all contenders rising to the occasion in their own inimitable style.

Gratitude goes to the OP for organising and kudos to those who made it to the podium as well as the outright winner, Rose-tinted Glasses.

May all participants be turgid of pecker for as long as their Fab careers may last. I now look forward to next year's penile jousting event.

A fencing, jousting or light-saber match video between the highest ranking contenders would be awesome….

I volunteer as a videographer "

I see you've got your master plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"Massive thank you for all who voted for me, the forums are all quite new to me, thank you all xx"

Welcome to fab…. And what an entrance

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By *ancyXXXWoman
16 weeks ago

Taibach

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By *nnCeeWoman
16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"[Cock pics removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:15:43]"

Congratulations RTG, and to the runners up, all 5 of you!!

Thank you gents for sharing your schlongs with us xx

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By *ancyXXXWoman
16 weeks ago

Taibach


"Am I the winner? I've been waiting my whole life for this moment 😁"

You should have won

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Np even if I wasn't up there it was fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Glad i dont have to pin a rosette to mine...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Oh crikey. I’m a little embarrassed now. I’m not sure what to do with this success.

But also, whisper it, HELL YEAH.

I’d like to thank all the people who supported me by telling me I have a pretty penis and giving me the confidence to take part in this sort of nonsense.

And, to be serious for a minute … It’s a real burden sometimes, knowing that my best feature is one I usually keep hidden away.

Congratulations to all my naked, tumescent, exhibitionist brothers. We all won today, really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"Congratulations Rose-tinted glasses! For the rest of us, training for next year starts tomorrow!"

I’m currently consoling it…

*strokes it

“Oh, now you get hard and show up…..”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"Fake news. I call for a recount! Storm the capital! I've been conned!"

Haha.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Am I the winner? I've been waiting my whole life for this moment 😁

You should have won"

Yeah I'm writing to the voting board and going to throw my toys out Trump style 😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends

Shout out the mandem and Woody for organising. Off to cry into my pillow.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *anceAloneWoman
16 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Congratulations to winners...but its fair to say the ladies of fab are the real winners here

Now boys...tuck them all away again please back to #nodicpics😁

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By *iscean_dreamMan
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"[Removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:30:53]"

I don't know but I'm tieing weights to my cock as we speak

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Congratulations Rose-tinted glasses! For the rest of us, training for next year starts tomorrow!

I’m currently consoling it…

*strokes it

“Oh, now you get hard and show up…..”

"

Is this a once a year thing?

Does tha mean I have to survive untill 2025?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"[Removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:30:53]

I don't know but I'm tieing weights to my cock as we speak "

Swole cock.

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By *hilloutMan
16 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"[Removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:30:53]

I don't know but I'm tieing weights to my cock as we speak "

Preparation for next year begins!😂😉

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By *iscean_dreamMan
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"[Removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:30:53]

I don't know but I'm tieing weights to my cock as we speak

Swole cock."

New username for someone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Crikey!

Congratulations RTG, a worthy winner 🥇🍆

Thanks to all the other men for taking part and making it such a fun event and to Woody for hosting.

But most of all thanks for all your votes and fabs, they are very much appreciated and have made me smile all day.

I could put something here that anyone who would like to experience the (joint) second best cock in the world in person should slide into our DMs, but that would be awfully crude... but y'know

B

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By *iscean_dreamMan
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"[Removed by poster at 15/08/24 20:30:53]

I don't know but I'm tieing weights to my cock as we speak

Preparation for next year begins!😂😉"

I'll dig the expanding foam out last minute

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

I can see why the penis is out in force here though. Getting a week's worth of views in a few hours

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By *r John WickMan
16 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ll start to brush up on my airbrushing skills.

I will own that award in 2025

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think we have the perfect excuse for a guys night out. All of the winners. Make a plan to meet up for beers somewhere central and celebrate our joint victory.

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North

If anyone would like to help me celebrate then please make yourself known

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By *hilloutMan
16 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I think we have the perfect excuse for a guys night out. All of the winners. Make a plan to meet up for beers somewhere central and celebrate our joint victory."

Now there's an idea!😁

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By *reggSausageMan
16 weeks ago

derby

Was the entries tested for steroids, it’s banned in most sports you know, is dick waving the next big thing at the Olympics?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If anyone would like to help me celebrate then please make yourself known "

Honeslty it was a pleasure playing with you all, need laughs like this in life sometimes

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
16 weeks ago

Wales

Of course this has been a thing while I've been away 🙄

For what it's worth, anyone on my hotlist (you'll know) and friends list.. you would have got my vote 😂🔥

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands


"I think we have the perfect excuse for a guys night out. All of the winners. Make a plan to meet up for beers somewhere central and celebrate our joint victory."

Sausage fest!!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
16 weeks ago

Wales


"I think we have the perfect excuse for a guys night out. All of the winners. Make a plan to meet up for beers somewhere central and celebrate our joint victory."

Ooh sounds hot, can I watch

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"Was the entries tested for steroids, it’s banned in most sports you know, is dick waving the next big thing at the Olympics? "

There's rumours RTG tested positive for viagra

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill

Congrats, guys!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Congrats, guys!"

Yo!

It's finally over!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Ummm my cock pic was so good it has been rejected because 'i don't appear to be in it' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ummm my cock pic was so good it has been rejected because 'i don't appear to be in it' 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Quality pic though

Is it free?

I'mma head out now

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By *ty31Man
16 weeks ago

NW London

Well done lads 👏

Ladies, you owe us. Big time!

#Equality

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill


"Congrats, guys!

Yo!

It's finally over!"

We must begin training in earnest for the next one, my friend.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Congrats, guys!

Yo!

It's finally over!

We must begin training in earnest for the next one, my friend."

Yeah my training is in the bathroom and it's called a razor, then I'm gonna take it through the 4 trials of penis mountain temple.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends

Anyone fancy a shag

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
16 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Congratulations rtg and everyone else.

Thankyou woody for organising it

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anyone fancy a shag "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"Congratulations Rose-tinted glasses! For the rest of us, training for next year starts tomorrow!

I’m currently consoling it…

*strokes it

“Oh, now you get hard and show up…..”

Is this a once a year thing?

Does tha mean I have to survive untill 2025? "

Keep your tackle in good condition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"Congratulations rtg and everyone else.

Thankyou woody for organising it"

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Congratulations Rose-tinted glasses! For the rest of us, training for next year starts tomorrow!

I’m currently consoling it…

*strokes it

“Oh, now you get hard and show up…..”

Is this a once a year thing?

Does tha mean I have to survive untill 2025?

Keep your tackle in good condition. "

You bet mate, he's gonna be shiny and pristine with not a hair in site

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah"

Good thing we’ve got offers in the inbox after the cock pics

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By *ysizeMan
16 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Thank goodness the Sheenanigans is over, I can put it away again now.

Thanks for all the love girls

And guys

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"Anyone fancy a shag "

Go on then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West

Mr KC is heading to bed to get over these results.

I might join him

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Mr KC is heading to bed to get over these results.

I might join him "

Ooh can we expect quality pics?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah

Good thing we’ve got offers in the inbox after the cock pics "

Oh fuck off, the only decent offer I got I couldn't, because I cant drive lmao

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
16 weeks ago

London

Thank you Woody 💋

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Mr KC is heading to bed to get over these results.

I might join him "

Hot

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Anyone fancy a shag

Go on then. "

Oh yeahhhhhh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"Mr KC is heading to bed to get over these results.

I might join him

Hot "

You joining in too? Room for one more

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill


"Anyone fancy a shag "

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I demand a recount, seems like a "hung" parliament. Bad-Da-Tshhh I'll let myself out, im here every Thursday

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Mr KC is heading to bed to get over these results.

I might join him

Hot

You joining in too? Room for one more "

I’m coming.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill

Alright, pics have been returned to their vault. :D

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anyone fancy a shag

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto."

Irn bru mate

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill

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By *asterMeliodasMan
16 weeks ago

Newmill


"Anyone fancy a shag

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto.

Irn bru mate"

Irn Bru is for second shags.

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By *nnCeeWoman
16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I think we have the perfect excuse for a guys night out. All of the winners. Make a plan to meet up for beers somewhere central and celebrate our joint victory.

Now there's an idea!😁"

And, I mean, if you need a judge for IRL voting, I can be free

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By *oxy RedWoman
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well done RTG....got to say, chuffed for you and also raging in equal measures.... I have yet to see this part of you in person. Dammit!!!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anyone fancy a shag

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto.

Irn bru mate

Irn Bru is for second shags."

Fuck or I guess no shags on my part, maybe that's what's making my jungle grow

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By *ou only live onceMan
16 weeks ago

London

And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂"

Where was your entry?

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Where was your entry? "

Thank you for asking MrsKC, saves me having to!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Anyone fancy a shag

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto."

I will. Boil the kettle were having it warm

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Anyone fancy a shag

Only if you bring a bottle of vimto.

Irn bru mate

Irn Bru is for second shags."

I have bought it for one person. Only because I love her

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By *hilloutMan
16 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂"

Some of us have it overflowing at the moment 😁🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Where was your entry?

Thank you for asking MrsKC, saves me having to!"

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸🏻‍♂️

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂"

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

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By *rowneyedgirlWoman
16 weeks ago

Central belt

Well done RTG - well deserved 😉

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well done RTG....got to say, chuffed for you and also raging in equal measures.... I have yet to see this part of you in person. Dammit!!!"

What are you doing this time next week, Roxy?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well done RTG - well deserved 😉"

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS "

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦"

3rd place celebration meme.jpeg

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦"

Are you the prom queen then? Can we watch?

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦

3rd place celebration meme.jpeg

"

Or a YouTube vid 🕺🕺🕺

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦

Are you the prom queen then? Can we watch? "

I’m not into voyeurism

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦

Are you the prom queen then? Can we watch?

I’m not into voyeurism "

Ohhhhh. But I am. I am. I've got my binoculars out so I catch everyone detail.

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By *orningGlory555Man
16 weeks ago

Wells

Well done gents!

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦"

Carla was the prom queen

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By *till gameMan
16 weeks ago

two doors down

Well done RTG

it could open doors for you !

Seriously can it open doors 😀

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North


"And, relax...I can feel the Lounge's levels of testosterone returning to normal already. Phew.

Well played, chaps! Solid performances all round. It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. But you're all winners anyway. You get the drift.

😂

Nah winning is what matters. The rest of us are LOSERS

WINNERS get to go home and fuck the prom queen 🍆🍆💦💦

Carla was the prom queen "

A Rock solid answer

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

We could do a ladies tits version?

Just a thought

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By *ools and the brainCouple
16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Do the winners get a Plaque on their profile?

*Award winning penis*

2024 as voted by reader's digest.

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By *viatrixWoman
16 weeks ago

Redhill

The winners and runners up get to do a heavy spunking video and share it …

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West


"Do the winners get a Plaque on their profile?

*Award winning penis*

2024 as voted by reader's digest."

I dunno but I'm leveraging my connection to the Joint Second Best Cock in the World for all it's worth. 🥈🏆

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"The winners and runners up get to do a heavy spunking video and share it … "

You had one from me ages ago! Greedy.

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands


"The winners and runners up get to do a heavy spunking video and share it …

You had one from me ages ago! Greedy."

That video would be worth a fortune now

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By *viatrixWoman
16 weeks ago

Redhill


"The winners and runners up get to do a heavy spunking video and share it …

You had one from me ages ago! Greedy."

Uno no es ninguno!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"That video would be worth a fortune now"

It was priceless to make her smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"We could do a ladies tits version?

Just a thought "

Inspired!

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By *rishVikingMan
16 weeks ago

Shankill

This is fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
16 weeks ago


"This WAS fun"

Fify

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By *opeyXWoman
15 weeks ago

Dun Dee


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

Congratulations RTG! Your status brought me here.

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By *oxesMan
15 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆"

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Congratulations RTG! Your status brought me here. "

Wait, so advertising actually works? Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock. "

Don’t encourage him!

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

Don’t encourage him! "

I'm saying nothing🤐

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Wait, what? No Carrick!!!!

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By *hilloutMan
15 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

Don’t encourage him!

I'm saying nothing🤐"

Well gents! Orgy with us and the boob thread winners? 😁😈

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Don’t encourage him! "

It’s okay, I think the bum he’s referring to belongs to a delightful redhead in Edinburgh. I just have access to it.

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By *aven.Woman
15 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

Don’t encourage him!

I'm saying nothing🤐

Well gents! Orgy with us and the boob thread winners? 😁😈"

Shouldn't it be best cock and best vulva/pussy/flaps winners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

Don’t encourage him!

I'm saying nothing🤐

Well gents! Orgy with us and the boob thread winners? 😁😈"

Starting to wish I hadn’t have omitted my name…..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Shouldn't it be best cock and best vulva/pussy/flaps winners?"

Something tells me that contest wouldn’t be as popular. Just a hunch.

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By *oxesMan
15 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"⭐️Rose-Tinted Glassses⭐️

Runners up in joint 2nd are

Willy Idol & JulieandBEEF

3rd place and all scoring the same

Chillout / Rexholes / WildWilly

Lots and lots of others got votes … guys, we gotta be proud!!!

Well done RTG, we all stand in the shadow of your magnificent schlong🍆

I never thought I would say this. But apparently he has got the bum and the cock.

Don’t encourage him!

I'm saying nothing🤐

Well gents! Orgy with us and the boob thread winners? 😁😈

Starting to wish I hadn’t have omitted my name….. "

The winner of the bum, Boobs and the cock thread and you have the best of all worlds in the orgy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Shouldn't it be best cock and best vulva/pussy/flaps winners?

Something tells me that contest wouldn’t be as popular. Just a hunch."

Have you seen how competitive these women have become?…😏

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By *aven.Woman
15 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Shouldn't it be best cock and best vulva/pussy/flaps winners?

Something tells me that contest wouldn’t be as popular. Just a hunch.

Have you seen how competitive these women have become?…😏"

🤐

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I can see the wheels turning in your brain from all the way up here, Woody!

*I love it when a plan comes together*

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By *ex HolesMan
15 weeks ago

Up North

I’ll shag the third placed bird

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By *opeyXWoman
15 weeks ago

Dun Dee


"Congratulations RTG! Your status brought me here.

Wait, so advertising actually works? Wow!

"

I'm super nosey. You should know this by now.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm super nosey. You should know this by now."

You also have a cute nose though. Fact.

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Shouldn't it be best cock and best vulva/pussy/flaps winners?

Something tells me that contest wouldn’t be as popular. Just a hunch.

Have you seen how competitive these women have become?…😏"

If there's a chance to have the 6 best willies together in one room with my boobs...(please please please ) I'll even share with the other winning ladies!!

(I am VERY aware I have a snowballs hope in hell of winning, but a daydream is a daydream!)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"I’ll shag the third placed bird "

I've never wanted to come fourth more

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