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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Today is my first day back to work after some annual leave and I’ve decided that the world of work isn’t for me.

I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

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By *JcuriousCouple
15 weeks ago

Derby

Meeeeeee!

When people say what's your dream job? ... No job!! 😂

Miss S x

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

Me. That or a courtesan. I could do that for the right people. 😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
15 weeks ago

Reading

Ill be free after 31st October.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
15 weeks ago

Next Door

Me please, but it needs to be very near a beach and warm sunshine.

Bare foot, demin shorts, long casual shirts, freshly washed hair. Oh I can dream

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I managed to retire at 42, I’m poor AF but so much happier!

Room for a pensioner in the commune? I’ll bring my boobs and a passion for blow jobs

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

...someone say retirement, where there's boobs and blowjobs?

In.

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By *riel13Woman
15 weeks ago

Northampton

Oohh I'm in!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"...someone say retirement, where there's boobs and blowjobs?

In."

Trixie’s Yurt, it’s temptation’s tent

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie "

You can come, but only if you promise to disavow property ownership and so have wear the communal pants

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"...someone say retirement, where there's boobs and blowjobs?

In.

Trixie’s Yurt, it’s temptation’s tent "

I love a yurt. With a wood burning stove. And lots of rugs and pillows. 😍

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"...someone say retirement, where there's boobs and blowjobs?

In.

Trixie’s Yurt, it’s temptation’s tent

I love a yurt. With a wood burning stove. And lots of rugs and pillows. 😍"

J 😂

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By *asterMeliodasMan
15 weeks ago

Newmill

In!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
15 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )"

How will we fund this is we're all retiring??

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By *r X46Man
15 weeks ago

Liverpool

Just start a cult. Pretend you are the new jesus. Being a cult leader is fantastic.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie

You can come, but only if you promise to disavow property ownership and so have wear the communal pants"

I hate to pull rank but as the organiser, I get to decide who’s in. How else am I going to remain the head of this sex cult?

I mean commune 🤦

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By *olfandtazCouple
15 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie

You can come, but only if you promise to disavow property ownership and so have wear the communal pants"

Is this supposed to put me off?

‘From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs’ remember

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Everyone so far is in. My plan is to pay for all goods and services with sex, that sounds reasonable, right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )

How will we fund this is we're all retiring?? "

We bum lifts n stuff

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone so far is in. My plan is to pay for all goods and services with sex, that sounds reasonable, right? "

You can suck me off. I’ll suck you off. That’s sex right?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point"

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )

How will we fund this is we're all retiring??

We bum lifts n stuff "

I’m all for bumming…

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Everyone so far is in. My plan is to pay for all goods and services with sex, that sounds reasonable, right?

You can suck me off. I’ll suck you off. That’s sex right?"

That counts in my book

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
15 weeks ago

Next Door


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "

The locals can either join us or leave quietly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Everyone so far is in. My plan is to pay for all goods and services with sex, that sounds reasonable, right? "

I can offer cashback

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

The locals can either join us or leave quietly.

"

My Black arse is reading this with my fist clenched like the Arthur meme 😂

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else "

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs"

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs"

Can it be a warm field please? I won't be able to offer hand jobs outdoors in the cold

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "

How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.

B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted. "

Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
15 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

North Sentinel Island

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.

Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear "

I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy

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By *antra MassageMan
15 weeks ago

South Side.


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

The locals can either join us or leave quietly.

"

Eh....no, that's been tried before, doesn't work.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
15 weeks ago

London

Where when and who?

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Will there be cocktails??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.

Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear

I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy "

I bet GK will be well up for it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Will there be cocktails??"

Plenty of cock, certainly

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.

Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear

I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy

I bet GK will be well up for it "

Then I will see you there for that hand job.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else

Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…

Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs

Phew.

They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.

Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear

I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy

I bet GK will be well up for it

Then I will see you there for that hand job. "

I'll warm my hands up and everything

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Will there be cocks?"

Of course

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Where when and who? "

Stay tuned to the thread!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.

B"

I’ll give him a BJ for there

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.

B

I’ll give him a BJ for there"

He can provide the condoms

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By *ripfillMan
15 weeks ago

havant

Commune … excellent idea - I would love to cook and make cider OP

But in industrial quantities…

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.

B

I’ll give him a BJ for there"

We might have to move it from the Virgin Islands though.

B

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
15 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Lesbos a largish Greek island.

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

OK, but I'm not cooking.

Or washing up.

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Will there be cocks?

Of course "

10 points 😁

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, me please!

Mrs TMN x

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"OK, but I'm not cooking.

Or washing up."

It’s a commune. Don’t worry.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"OK, but I'm not cooking.

Or washing up."

What can you do?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield

Please may I join? I’m 55 soon and can cash in my pension.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield

Damn is that a no then?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex

Dammit. No place for a workaholic then?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Damn is that a no then? "

I guess it depends on if you’re willing to have sex with me…

I’m asking the vital questions here 🫣

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Dammit. No place for a workaholic then?

"

I guess it depends on what you’re working on?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Will there be puppies allowed in the commune? 🤔🦮🐕‍🦺🐶🐕

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?

The locals can either join us or leave quietly.

Eh....no, that's been tried before, doesn't work. "

But if we BOUGHT the island first... that would be OK right?

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Please may I come along too?

I'm sick to the back teeth of working for someone else.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Damn is that a no then? "

I think people got distracted by the willy waving contest last night.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Damn is that a no then?

I think people got distracted by the willy waving contest last night. "

I was working 😭

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Please may I come along too?

I'm sick to the back teeth of working for someone else."

The more the merrier

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Will there be puppies allowed in the commune? 🤔🦮🐕‍🦺🐶🐕"

Is that a euphemism?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will there be puppies allowed in the commune? 🤔🦮🐕‍🦺🐶🐕

Is that a euphemism? "

No.

And yes......

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Will there be puppies allowed in the commune? 🤔🦮🐕‍🦺🐶🐕

Is that a euphemism?

No.

And yes...... "

Then yes

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By *ozzybear1981Man
15 weeks ago

preston

I’ll hand my notice in now

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me? "

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Fuck yeah , sign me up

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️"

That does sound idyllic 😍

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Absolutely 🙌🏻. I’m in!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️"

Oooft! I’ll be there in a few hours

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fuck yeah , sign me up"

Did you read the small print?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield


"Damn is that a no then?

I guess it depends on if you’re willing to have sex with me…

I’m asking the vital questions here 🫣"

I thought you’d never ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

That does sound idyllic 😍"

I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Fuck yeah , sign me up

Did you read the small print? "

No

I need glasses for small print 👀👀👀

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fuck yeah , sign me up

Did you read the small print?

No

I need glasses for small print 👀👀👀"

Oh well, I guess you’ll just have to live with what you signed up for!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

That does sound idyllic 😍

I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️ "

That sounds amazing!

It looks like we’ve found our location!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

That does sound idyllic 😍

I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️ "

I pretty much guessed that's what you meant! Still sounds wonderful. And I'm not big on Kumbaya anyway 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

That does sound idyllic 😍

I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️

That sounds amazing!

It looks like we’ve found our location! "

👍😂 and for those who like to free their bodies from the restriction of clothes, Studland Naturist Beach is only a short drive & crossing on the Sandbanks ferry 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️

I pretty much guessed that's what you meant! Still sounds wonderful. And I'm not big on Kumbaya anyway 😂"

Haha, me neither Julie. It was bad enough having to sing it as a teen on Scout camps (yes, I actually joined the scouts..it was far more fun than the girl guides 🤣)

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By *otlips322020Woman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Mee x

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By *ysizeMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?

I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.

✨️😊✌️✨️

That does sound idyllic 😍

I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️

That sounds amazing!

It looks like we’ve found our location! "

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Is this commune still being planned? Slightly worried about the ratio of men to women (given the general composition of Fab). Also, will there be proper beds as I no longer do yoga mats or air beds, but like my comforts.

Oh, and bacon, there needs to be bacon, I can't be arsed with lentils and pulses ( though the women will need to have a pulse ).

I feel I may have been too demanding.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Me. That or a courtesan. I could do that for the right people. 😂"

It's called "es Cort ING" nowadys

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie "

I thought it was just how you were standing!

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I'd rather work

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I'd rather work"

Those burgers won’t flip themselves

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I can get on board with that.

Where we going?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is this commune still being planned? Slightly worried about the ratio of men to women (given the general composition of Fab). Also, will there be proper beds as I no longer do yoga mats or air beds, but like my comforts.

Oh, and bacon, there needs to be bacon, I can't be arsed with lentils and pulses ( though the women will need to have a pulse ).

I feel I may have been too demanding. "

Gender ratios only matter if you’re straight…

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"Me. That or a courtesan. I could do that for the right people. 😂

It's called "es Cort ING" nowadys"

Nah, there's a difference. I know exactly what I meant. 😏

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By *hePleasurerMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

It'll all end in tears. But count me in for now...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"

Gender ratios only matter if you’re straight… "

They definitely matter!

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London


"OK, but I'm not cooking.

Or washing up.

What can you do? "

I'm a good listener 😃

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"OK, but I'm not cooking.

Or washing up.

What can you do?

I'm a good listener 😃"

So you’re going to listen to everyone else having sex? 😂

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By *olfandtazCouple
14 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?

Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point

Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "

Well we could always take over a beach area of Cuba, the US did it with guantanamo bay so it's not like they aren't used to sharing.

As for the locals, let them join

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