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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Candidates and Latest cocks upto date …this is getting bigger 😏 (I’ve said this before!)

MasterMeliodas

Kinky_couple2020

Woody b

tootuspootus

Mr Sprout

Chillout

JulieandBEEF

Vitamin

Steveandhismagicpicklenic

Bigboytim21

Slappy

Turbo Ted

CrispyDuck

Mr Nicely

Rose-Tinted Glasses

Rex Holes

Itv31

Liaisonseeker

Justincider888

Jonny1

AddictedToLove

JRWoody

Obi Haive

Yorkshirecutcock

FemdomCouple2024

BFGIH

Thread 2

-midnight-

Chubs101

Theseeker73

OakHeartWood

Ihaveadream

Naughtynaughty82

Scousesurprise

GingerSpiceBomb

Asslover521

Rubbermaidbaby

Bingo00

Thread 3

Twistedsoul35

Yellowthread2

Captain caveman41 J

James2000100

Jayd100

Interblue

Oddfello

Longandharder

Dixon cider

Johntom400

Morningglory555

CS-cardiffians

Wildwilly

Travelling Chappie

Mr Unexceptional

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

Reading77

This thread

teninchmuscle

Hereforfun200

Yorkie70

Knightsofthecoffeetable

ifab

Colinofbath

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

SiKent

Back again100

Yorkshire Scott

Willy Idol

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Candidates and Latest cocks upto date …this is getting bigger 😏 (I’ve said this before!)

MasterMeliodas

Kinky_couple2020

Woody b

tootuspootus

Mr Sprout

Chillout

JulieandBEEF

Vitamin

Steveandhismagicpicklenic

Bigboytim21

Slappy

Turbo Ted

CrispyDuck

Mr Nicely

Rose-Tinted Glasses

Rex Holes

Itv31

Liaisonseeker

Justincider888

Jonny1

AddictedToLove

JRWoody

Obi Haive

Yorkshirecutcock

FemdomCouple2024

BFGIH

Thread 2

-midnight-

Chubs101

Theseeker73

OakHeartWood

Ihaveadream

Naughtynaughty82

Scousesurprise

GingerSpiceBomb

Asslover521

Rubbermaidbaby

Bingo00

Thread 3

Twistedsoul35

Yellowthread2

Captain caveman41 J

James2000100

Jayd100

Interblue

Oddfello

Longandharder

Dixon cider

Johntom400

Morningglory555

CS-cardiffians

Wildwilly

Travelling Chappie

Mr Unexceptional

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

Reading77

This thread

teninchmuscle

Hereforfun200

Yorkie70

Knightsofthecoffeetable

ifab

Colinofbath

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

SiKent

Back again100

Yorkshire Scott

Willy Idol"

Woo boi that's alot of cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Guys, make a cock pic public. Make it your profile pic if you’re brave.

People who want to vote, message Woody_B with your top three cocks from the threads. He’ll count the votes. Voting deadline is 8pm.

Other threads can be found to view the cock off and see the contestants. There is literally going to be a winner amongst us.

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

That's a lot of profiles to search for 😲

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By *ames_HertsMan
28 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

In the world? Is this like the cock version of America having the world series?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Still in 🍆🍆🍆

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Voted 🔟

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By *eading77Man
28 weeks ago

Winchburgh


"Candidates and Latest cocks upto date …this is getting bigger 😏 (I’ve said this before!)

MasterMeliodas

Kinky_couple2020

Woody b

tootuspootus

Mr Sprout

Chillout

JulieandBEEF

Vitamin

Steveandhismagicpicklenic

Bigboytim21

Slappy

Turbo Ted

CrispyDuck

Mr Nicely

Rose-Tinted Glasses

Rex Holes

Itv31

Liaisonseeker

Justincider888

Jonny1

AddictedToLove

JRWoody

Obi Haive

Yorkshirecutcock

FemdomCouple2024

BFGIH

Thread 2

-midnight-

Chubs101

Theseeker73

OakHeartWood

Ihaveadream

Naughtynaughty82

Scousesurprise

GingerSpiceBomb

Asslover521

Rubbermaidbaby

Bingo00

Thread 3

Twistedsoul35

Yellowthread2

Captain caveman41 J

James2000100

Jayd100

Interblue

Oddfello

Longandharder

Dixon cider

Johntom400

Morningglory555

CS-cardiffians

Wildwilly

Travelling Chappie

Mr Unexceptional

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

Reading77

This thread

teninchmuscle

Hereforfun200

Yorkie70

Knightsofthecoffeetable

ifab

Colinofbath

Any1local

Sexualpleasures

SiKent

Back again100

Yorkshire Scott

Willy Idol"

VOTE _eading77 !!!

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands

Still in 🪠

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West


"Still in 🪠"

Did Carrick say you could use his picture? 😂👌

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By *ell GwynnWoman
28 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Still in 🪠"

I can't look at you right now, Willy.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"In the world? Is this like the cock version of America having the world series? "

Yes

B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West

Okay, okay. I, Mrs KC voted 🍆💦😈

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

Not my best idea bit it would be good to have a thread with just the contenders with their profile pic as their entry.

I've looked at 6 profiles and now my eyes hurt so much I have to squint 😢

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

I have just heard about some last minute canvassing for votes in statuses…..

Well done guys!! thinking outside the box 👏🏻

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By *ourisfunCouple
28 weeks ago

Central

I entered hubby too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"In the world? Is this like the cock version of America having the world series?

Yes

B"

^yes

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

I can't scroll any more so I probably have my three.

I'll try again after dinner and my eyes are rested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Rule 2.4 you can’t vote for yourself Beef

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Am I able to throw my hat (penis) into the ring for consideration?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

If this is still going then why it, I’ll make them public now! X

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands


"Still in 🪠

I can't look at you right now, Willy."

Close your jaw😲

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By *ebanbetsyCouple
28 weeks ago

merseyside

Am in 😉

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By *eading77Man
28 weeks ago

Winchburgh

Literally holding on to the hope that the lack of fabs means silent votes! #clutchingatstraws

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

All public now, mainly vids and one pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁"

Same. I think the good sport of everyone has been fantastic and such good spirit. Thank you everyone for not throwing this off a cliff.

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By *atonMan
28 weeks ago

barnet

Is there a prize?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Rule 2.4 you can’t vote for yourself Beef "

This. Is. Bullshit.

Fiiiine 🙄 change it to Midnight then

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Still in 🪠

I can't look at you right now, Willy.

Close your jaw😲"

Willy,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Rule 2.4 you can’t vote for yourself Beef

This. Is. Bullshit.

Fiiiine 🙄 change it to Midnight then

B"

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁"

You only live once!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Rule 1.8. Only candid who have said they are in can be voted for.

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By *viatrixWoman
28 weeks ago

Redhill


"Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁"

I didn’t get to see tu polla.

Hearbroken from Surrey.

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands


"Still in 🪠

Did Carrick say you could use his picture? 😂👌"

Carrick, ppfft. I leave more out than he leaves in

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Is there a prize?"

The coveted "Golden Cock" award. And bragging rights.

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By *rispyDuckMan
28 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Already preparing my “Victory Speech 🥳 🎤 & cleared space next to TV stand for the trophy 🏆”

😂😂

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By *ell GwynnWoman
28 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Still in 🪠

I can't look at you right now, Willy.

Close your jaw😲"

Rude. I'm voting for Midnight.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
28 weeks ago

little house on the praire

To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote"

Are you inviting us to fill your box with cock pics?

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By *onnyMiller123Man
28 weeks ago

Woodford

It’s all good harmless fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"It’s all good harmless fun "

Until someone gets poked in the eye

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By *ames_HertsMan
28 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

If there's a 'best cock in a small north Hertfordshire village' award I may enter that

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By *onnyMiller123Man
28 weeks ago

Woodford

Haha good point!

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

It's been quite fun aside form the messages I've received

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By *aytime78Man
28 weeks ago

Huddersfield

biggest is kier starmer

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
28 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote

Are you inviting us to fill your box with cock pics?"

Yes and it's working

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote

Are you inviting us to fill your box with cock pics?Yes and it's working "

SENDING. Because I want to not because I want your vote

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move


"To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote

Are you inviting us to fill your box with cock pics?Yes and it's working

SENDING. Because I want to not because I want your vote "

I sent because I wanted to...and I want the vote

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"To many for me to look through. If anyone wants to send them to my inbox I will vote

Are you inviting us to fill your box with cock pics?Yes and it's working

SENDING. Because I want to not because I want your vote

I sent because I wanted to...and I want the vote "

Haha fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"If there's a 'best cock in a small north Hertfordshire village' award I may enter that "

It’s a niche category.

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By *aizyWoman
28 weeks ago

west midlands


"biggest is kier starmer "

Has he?? I must have missed those campaign posters

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁

I didn’t get to see tu polla.

Hearbroken from Surrey. "

Está na galeria del perfil

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
28 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I've chosen two. Just need to chosen one more

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Congrats and kudos to the gentlemen who changed their profile pic to suit the theme!

A step a bit too far for me I'm afraid😅

Your enthusiasm and 'no fucks given' attitude gets my respect!😁

You only live once! "

I don't think YOLO is in on the thread. More's the shame.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"It’s all good harmless fun

Until someone gets poked in the eye "

My eyes were unharmed in the sexual activity depicted

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It’s all good harmless fun

Until someone gets poked in the eye

My eyes were unharmed in the sexual activity depicted "

I nearly blinded myself at a massage parlour, never knew I could shoot so far.

Like a cruise missile

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Still deciding

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Still deciding "
what will help you decide

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By *apinMan
28 weeks ago

London

I'm late for a triumphal entrance

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Throwing the Mr's cock back in 🥵

Mrs

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London


"I'm late for a triumphal entrance"

Well, hello x

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Throwing the Mr's cock back in 🥵

Mrs "

Are you going to be able to find 3 men to vote for

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in? "

Oh fuck. Ok the competition is over now.

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By *ty31Man
28 weeks ago

NW London


"Still perving "

Fixed it for you

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By *apinMan
28 weeks ago

London


"I'm late for a triumphal entrance

Well, hello x "

Although you votes already in, you've sponsored my late entrance

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.


"Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in?

Oh fuck. Ok the competition is over now. "

I’ll start writing my winners speech later.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in?

Oh fuck. Ok the competition is over now. "

We never stood a chance...

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in?

Oh fuck. Ok the competition is over now.

We never stood a chance..."

We did before he came.

I hope the top 3 are announced. I’m going for a podium.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London


"I'm late for a triumphal entrance

Well, hello x

Although you votes already in, you've sponsored my late entrance "

Glad to sponsor whatever you need

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is it too late to put Fabs number 2 top fab’d penis photo in?

Oh fuck. Ok the competition is over now.

We never stood a chance...

We did before he came.

I hope the top 3 are announced. I’m going for a podium. "

Tbh maybe I'll be pleasantly surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

For voting purposes

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
28 weeks ago

Markfield

I voted!

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁"

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread. "

Big up to Woody.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Can I put my name (cock) in the hat..?x

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ what about meeeeeeeeeeee

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread. "

Same aside from my wookie bush

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread.

Big up to Woody. "

Agreed! 😁

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
28 weeks ago

Markfield

I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night. "

Your name is great by the way!

Cant wait for the results

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night. "

Pole-ing day

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night.

Pole-ing day"

Stiff competition though

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m looking forward to all the “It’s 8:05pm Woody why haven’t you told us who won yet?” posts, while Woody sits down for a nice quiet cuppa and ignores it for a couple of hours.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
28 weeks ago

Markfield


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night.

Pole-ing day

Stiff competition though "

Tense

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Gotta say your name is brilliant!

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By *rRareButRealMan
28 weeks ago

f

In. How do I enter

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By *usty kayCouple
28 weeks ago

Burnham

My vote is in.

Thank you for your service gents

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night.

Pole-ing day

Stiff competition though

Tense "

It’s usually pretty tight. Tighter than usual this evening.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
28 weeks ago

Next Door


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread. "

Thanks guys for getting involved.

As much as i dont like dick pics in my inbox, i have enjoyed viewing all the gents penises.

I must say there are some pretty ones and gorgeous ones.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I love that it’s a Thursday and we’ll find out erection results over night.

Pole-ing day

Stiff competition though

Tense

It’s usually pretty tight. Tighter than usual this evening. "

Yeah I'm kinda On the edge right now it's that tense.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"My vote is in. Thank you for your service gents "

🫡

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By *ildwillyMan
28 weeks ago

Taunton

I'm so eagerly waited ng on the results, will their be a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Chichester

Me

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I do feel slightly more confident as a result of this thread.

Thanks guys for getting involved.

As much as i dont like dick pics in my inbox, i have enjoyed viewing all the gents penises.

I must say there are some pretty ones and gorgeous ones.

"

🫶🏾

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm so eagerly waited ng on the results, will their be a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place "

I hope there is a podium

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By *iaisonseekerMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm so eagerly waited ng on the results, will their be a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place

I hope there is a podium"

Plus, medals, rosettes and flowers. I expect the winners to be sprayed with an appropriate liquid as well.

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28 weeks ago


"I'm so eagerly waited ng on the results, will their be a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place "

Yup.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm just happy to be Involved

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁"

I'm hoping all the pics don't go into private afterwards.

I want a proper gander when I'm not exhausted 😜

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By *orkshirecutcockMan
28 weeks ago

blackburn

As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I'm hoping all the pics don't go into private afterwards.

I want a proper gander when I'm not exhausted 😜"

Haha I'll keep on for a laugh anyway, who's knows 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I'm hoping all the pics don't go into private afterwards.

I want a proper gander when I'm not exhausted 😜"

Mines definitely getting tucked away again…. Cold weather is on its way, mine doesn’t like the cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol "

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Thanks for the love everyone 🍆🍆🍆

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅"

Would be funny though

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3."

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I'm so eagerly waited ng on the results, will their be a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place

I hope there is a podium

Plus, medals, rosettes and flowers. I expect the winners to be sprayed with an appropriate liquid as well."

The winner lets the losers throw wreaths over his knob from a distance

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁"

I now have 9.

I so bad at making decisions.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅"

Home is where I'd hang my hat.

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By *uvtolick23Man
28 weeks ago

next door

Too late to enter????

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁

I now have 9.

I so bad at making decisions."

What a dilemma! 😅😂

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I'm hoping all the pics don't go into private afterwards.

I want a proper gander when I'm not exhausted 😜"

I was going to put mine back to friends only when this is over but I suppose I can leave them a while longer just for you.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁

I now have 9.

I so bad at making decisions."

Oh Nanna

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think we can all agree, regardless of who wins, is that a lot of eye candy has been provided for the ladies and a bit of confidence for a few of us gents has been gained 😁

I'm hoping all the pics don't go into private afterwards.

I want a proper gander when I'm not exhausted 😜"

Better join my friends list

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move

If I don't win, I'll be equally happy taking 69th place.

69th best cock on fab. Has a nice ring to it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"If I don't win, I'll be equally happy taking 69th place.

69th best cock on fab. Has a nice ring to it

"

I think the ring thread is elsewhere 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

How do you enter?

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If I don't win, I'll be equally happy taking 69th place.

69th best cock on fab. Has a nice ring to it

"

I see what you did there..

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move


"If I don't win, I'll be equally happy taking 69th place.

69th best cock on fab. Has a nice ring to it

I think the ring thread is elsewhere 😇"

I'm not entering that one. Far too many nicer than mine!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"How do you enter?"

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move


"How do you enter?

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in"

Rock, paper, scissors for the honour

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"How do you enter?

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in

Rock, paper, scissors for the honour "

Of putting it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Just entering the ‘France’ then ‘Spain’ room lobbying for some last minute votes 🍆🍆🍆

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move


"How do you enter?

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in

Rock, paper, scissors for the honour

Of putting it in? "

Well...yeah...is that a kink too far?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁

I now have 9.

I so bad at making decisions."

Have you got them all in your mouth at once Nanna? 😉

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"How do you enter?

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in

Rock, paper, scissors for the honour

Of putting it in?

Well...yeah...is that a kink too far?"

Have you *seen* some of the threads in swinger chat? Not sure that concept exists here. :P

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London

I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Happy to see me nominated through our couples profile

😈 you won’t be disappointed

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize "

Cock pics

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"How do you enter?

I dunno I usually let the woman put it in

Rock, paper, scissors for the honour

Of putting it in?

Well...yeah...is that a kink too far?"

Certainly not!

I would deliberately try and lose though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize "

I'm not certain they would appreciate a sexy pic from me.

B

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize "

Poor man whoever the winner is.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
28 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Fuck it I'll put mine up

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

I'm not certain they would appreciate a sexy pic from me.

B"

Then they would be wrong 💯

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

Lads, there’s 50 minutes left…

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

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By *ags73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

No requests for mine 😭

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

Cock pics "

ALLLLLLLLLLL the cock pics. Letters of love ♥️

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

Cock pics

ALLLLLLLLLLL the cock pics. Letters of love ♥️"

I'm assuming I'm not the only guy who voted, but I suspect most of the jury would be women.

B

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

"

Ooh… swinging is good 🍆

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

Cock pics "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"How do you enter?"

You just did

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize

Cock pics

ALLLLLLLLLLL the cock pics. Letters of love ♥️

I'm assuming I'm not the only guy who voted, but I suspect most of the jury would be women.

B"

Women can send cock pics too! Liberté, égalité, fraternité

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Too late to enter????"

Nope. Entered

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move

Regional winners sounds good. And then a grand final! This could go on for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

"

Off to the New Zealand room for the last push 🍆🍆🍆

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By *rispyDuckMan
28 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When I win 🥇 could I have “The Honourable Sir CrispyDuck” engraved on the trophy 🏆 please. Thank you 🤣🍆

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Regional winners sounds good. And then a grand final! This could go on for days!"

Dont stop it now!!!

Maybe next time.

Tonight we have the ultimate winner.

And the top 3.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

Off to the New Zealand room for the last push 🍆🍆🍆"

^^^He's off down under

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

Off to the New Zealand room for the last push 🍆🍆🍆"

^he knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

Off to the New Zealand room for the last push 🍆🍆🍆

^^^He's off down under "

And other sweaty regions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

Votes On or after 8pm May be charged but will not be counted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Votes On or after 8pm May be charged but will not be counted. "

Do you have to get the bill payer's permission?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London


"Votes are being counted. Regionally there are some clear contenders, but no clear winner and could swing either way for a good half dozen of you.

Off to the New Zealand room for the last push 🍆🍆🍆

Kiwi Willy

^he knows. "

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Votes On or after 8pm May be charged but will not be counted. "

May the best mast win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago


"Votes On or after 8pm May be charged but will not be counted.

Do you have to get the bill payer's permission?"

Over 18s only.

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I'm late for a triumphal entrance"

Oh my!! 😜

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ what about meeeeeeeeeeee"

Your banana is gorgeous 😍

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I hope i get 1 vote, but maybe next time I'll be bush free!

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅"

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I’ll time my cumshot as the clock strikes 8 💦💦💦

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I've got 7 I have to narrow down to 3.

Someone is spoilt for choice! 😁

I now have 9.

I so bad at making decisions."

Ha ha love this. Did you manage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
28 weeks ago

I did not expect this many guys to get involved.

So if I’ve missed anyone off the list at the top or goi g along I’m sorry BUT your name was in the thread somewhere and you will have been seen.

I’ve counted these votes for independent candidates. (again sorry but it’s been hard to keep up with )

Narrator - woody realises the 24 hr thing was the best idea in the world ever because it enabled him to deal with it all calmly and with no rush at all …

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
28 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵"

I'm imagining Playing them all like a xylophone 🤣🤣🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Votes On or after 8pm May be charged but will not be counted.

Do you have to get the bill payer's permission?

Over 18s only. "

Answers on an SAE?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I think the jury should send a private sexy pic to the winner. Make his inbox blow up It's a nice prize "

That’s a lovely sentiment. You’re ace you are.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'm imagining Playing them all like a xylophone 🤣🤣🤣"

In my head it's more like when you run a stick along metal railings! 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
28 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'm imagining Playing them all like a xylophone 🤣🤣🤣

In my head it's more like when you run a stick along metal railings! 😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'm imagining Playing them all like a xylophone 🤣🤣🤣"

More like blowing them all like the panpipes smallest to largest in order

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By *onnyMiller123Man
28 weeks ago

Woodford

Tubular Bells

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"As if there's a full roster this is a proper competition lol

Ive not even counted the candidates but it’s a good turnout.

Could you imagine us all stood in a line

😬😅

I bloody well am now!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'm imagining Playing them all like a xylophone 🤣🤣🤣

In my head it's more like when you run a stick along metal railings! 😂"

Mr

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