FabSwingers.com forum: If you dare

By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

I am feeling a little mischievous todaynand this will either fly or flop but ce la vie.

Say you are in and then change your status to one of the followin lg 5 please for the next 20 mins and report on any intetesting replies you may get. Let's see who dares.

Room for another

Kippers, give me kippers

Taking xmas bookings

You must be a big fan of Val Doonican

Use the side door, he is out

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I am feeling a little mischievous todaynand this will either fly or flop but ce la vie.

Say you are in and then change your status to one of the followin lg 5 please for the next 20 mins and report on any intetesting replies you may get. Let's see who dares.

Room for another

Kippers, give me kippers

Taking xmas bookings

You must be a big fan of Val Doonican

Use the side door, he is out

I'm in

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I’m in.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

Great, thanks. Hoping lots will join and please report back if anything to report. You may also change to another of the five from time to time

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

"In

And done. X

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By *asterMeliodasMan
17 weeks ago

Newmill

"I am feeling a little mischievous todaynand this will either fly or flop but ce la vie.

Say you are in and then change your status to one of the followin lg 5 please for the next 20 mins and report on any intetesting replies you may get. Let's see who dares.

Room for another

Kippers, give me kippers

Taking xmas bookings

You must be a big fan of Val Doonican

Use the side door, he is out

I'm in.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣

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By *r SproutMan
17 weeks ago

the middle

I’ve obviously had to do the Christmas one

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
17 weeks ago

Next Door

In for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣"

That said, I'm not risking being reported. So I'll change the wording perhaps.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣

That said, I'm not risking being reported. So I'll change the wording perhaps. "

What for?

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I’m in

I’ve gone with Val Doonican

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣

That said, I'm not risking being reported. So I'll change the wording perhaps.

What for?

Bookings sounds a little transactional to me. I'm still thinking of an alternative.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
17 weeks ago

Newmill

"I’m in

I’ve gone with Val Doonican

When I was just a wee little lad

Full of health and joy

My father homewards came one day

And gave to me a toy

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣

That said, I'm not risking being reported. So I'll change the wording perhaps.

What for?

Bookings sounds a little transactional to me. I'm still thinking of an alternative. "

How about. Arranging my xmas meets - limited availability

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
17 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I am feeling a little mischievous todaynand this will either fly or flop but ce la vie.

Say you are in and then change your status to one of the followin lg 5 please for the next 20 mins and report on any intetesting replies you may get. Let's see who dares.

Room for another

Kippers, give me kippers

Taking xmas bookings

You must be a big fan of Val Doonican

Use the side door, he is out

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By *RWoodyCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

😂 in for a bit of fun.

J x

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I’m in

I’ve gone with Val Doonican

I went with kippers. It’s hard to confirm this but I thought it was the most odd one

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

Well 1 message received!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

In. But do I have to call it Xmas?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

"To be fair, the Xmas bookings one isn't far from the truth. 🫣🤣

That said, I'm not risking being reported. So I'll change the wording perhaps. "

I hadn’t thought of that 🫥 oh well.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Well 1 message received!!

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh I'm in, but don't count on any replies.

People near me don't seem to communicate much.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

Sigh.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Sigh. "

What's up

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

Kippers haven’t added to my appeal apparently 😂😂

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Kippers haven’t added to my appeal apparently 😂😂"

Try the side door

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I’m in

I’ve gone with Val Doonican

I went with kippers. It’s hard to confirm this but I thought it was the most odd one

I’ve had one stealth view……. That’s it

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Sigh.

What's up"

From the message I got, I don’t feel it’s attracting the people I’m after 😳😂

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sigh.

What's up

From the message I got, I don’t feel it’s attracting the people I’m after 😳😂"

I'll get me coat

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By *olfandtazCouple
17 weeks ago

Bristol

We will give it a go

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

"Kippers haven’t added to my appeal apparently 😂😂

Try the side door

Well , I doubt there’s anyone sane that would venture near my back door

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By *ad NannaWoman
17 weeks ago

East London

I really do like Val Doonican.

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By *olfandtazCouple
17 weeks ago

Bristol

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I’ve now changed to kippers as Val wasn’t working for me

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

I’m swapping , skipping kippers 😂

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By *adBodNWMan
17 weeks ago

lancashire

"I am feeling a little mischievous todaynand this will either fly or flop but ce la vie.

Say you are in and then change your status to one of the followin lg 5 please for the next 20 mins and report on any intetesting replies you may get. Let's see who dares.

Room for another

Kippers, give me kippers

Taking xmas bookings

You must be a big fan of Val Doonican

Use the side door, he is out

Done

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

DM me some suggestions for some more and I will put another list of 5 we can try a little later

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"DM me some suggestions for some more and I will put another list of 5 we can try a little later

How about -

Straddle Chunky Gent, he's very comfy.

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"DM me some suggestions for some more and I will put another list of 5 we can try a little later

How about -

Straddle Chunky Gent, he's very comfy. "

I said DM

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Sigh.

What's up

From the message I got, I don’t feel it’s attracting the people I’m after 😳😂

I'll get me coat

As if I’d be so rude 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sigh.

What's up

From the message I got, I don’t feel it’s attracting the people I’m after 😳😂

I'll get me coat

As if I’d be so rude 😂 "

I like it when you're RUDE.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I’m in

I’ve gone with Val Doonican

I went with kippers. It’s hard to confirm this but I thought it was the most odd one

I’ve had one stealth view……. That’s it

Haha.

I had one view, I should thank him.

Thanks op

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"DM me some suggestions for some more and I will put another list of 5 we can try a little later

I had two suggestions so far, any more for the next set of five, please DM me

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

One view status unrelated

One message , friend equally status unrelated I think

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By *RWoodyCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

No bookings for Christmas taken as yet! It must be either too early in the year to think about it, or too late 😂

J x

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No bookings for Christmas taken as yet! It must be either too early in the year to think about it, or too late 😂

J x"

Not if you're making a Christmas cake.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

Here is a new set to choose from or keep one from previous set if you prefer.

Straddle me, I am very comfy (or

Will staddle you if very comfy - depending on your choice)

Smear me in steak pie

Cake on offer, before and after

Bring a friend or two

Let's discuss length and girth

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

Done this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Here is a new set to choose from or keep one from previous set if you prefer.

Straddle me, I am very comfy (or

Will staddle you if very comfy - depending on your choice)

Smear me in steak pie

Cake on offer, before and after

Bring a friend or two

Let's discuss length and girth"

I Like the steak pie

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
17 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣"

I just wanted to smother you in cake.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣"

Imagine if you used the steak pie

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣

I just wanted to smother you in cake.

🤣🍰

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣

Imagine if you used the steak pie

I already have Beef at home. 😂😍

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣

Imagine if you used the steak pie

I already have Beef at home. 😂😍"

Hahaha, that made laugh really loud

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I’m out. These never helped op. 😏😅

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"I’m out. These never helped op. 😏😅"

Let's see if the next lot does later on. I am getting suggestions.

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

Having used various options of dubious updates I can only assume that

No one notices / cares less what I’m wittering on about

Finds it unusual / remotely enticing

Either way seems fairly reasonable to be honest 😂😂

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

New set

What's you richter scale measurement?

Thighs, thighs, oh how I love those thighs

Trap me with boobies

The room is booked, ask for the room no

Lick me before I totally melt

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

In and done!

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

Done again.

My inbox is distressingly quiet.

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

"In and done!

. "

Surprise

Minxy opted for thighs

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"In and done!

Surprise

Minxy opted for thighs

She told me to do the same so she doesn't get overwhelmed with all the offers

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
17 weeks ago

Pontypool

We need some update suggestions for couples as well, please!

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

"In and done!

Surprise

Minxy opted for thighs

🙋‍♀️😂

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By *antas little minxWoman
17 weeks ago

essex

"In and done!

Surprise

Minxy opted for thighs

She told me to do the same so she doesn't get overwhelmed with all the offers

Lol did I?? Oh yeah I did!!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"We need some update suggestions for couples as well, please! "

Send me and anyone else suggestions for status and will put next set together

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

"We need some update suggestions for couples as well, please!

Send me and anyone else suggestions for status and will put next set together"

“How do I explain to the paramedic how that got up there?”

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

“Need some name suggestions for my crabs”

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣"

😂😂😂

I’m going to see what happens with length and girth.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Never again. 😑 People like the idea of cake but they're more interested in the between than the before and after. 🤣

😂😂😂

I’m going to see what happens with length and girth. "

No I’m not, even better.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

Any suggestions for next set please DM me so others don't know who suggested it

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuck sake! You mean my legendary statuses ain’t gonna go public.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

New set, don't forget to say you are in and done it pls.

Couples ate just double the fun

Help ! I’ve glued my thumb to my nipple !

How do I explain how that got up there to the paramedic?

The menu changes daily. Enquire within

Are you the one to turn me on ?

Can't find my after sun cream anywhere. Anybody has some to squirt on my boobs?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
17 weeks ago

Newmill

"New set, don't forget to say you are in and done it pls.

Couples ate just double the fun

Help ! I’ve glued my thumb to my nipple !

How do I explain how that got up there to the paramedic?

The menu changes daily. Enquire within

Are you the one to turn me on ?

Can't find my after sun cream anywhere. Anybody has some to squirt on my boobs?

In and done.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

Correction.

Couples are just double the fun

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By *ather WickmasMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

Done

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By *osey WalesMan
17 weeks ago

Surrey

In and done 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I'm in .. hoping the offer of cake before & after is the missing piece - will report back

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

You can keep one of the previously released status or use one from below which are currently live up and down the country:

Massage and worship you

Any bored housewives looking

Blowing me, blowing you, ahaaaaa…

Any firm hands?

Created to please

I know how to treat and please a woman, try me

Nice couples or polite guys please

You will love the appetisers, the main will leave breathless and the dessert will drive you insane

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By *oodiesCoupleCouple
17 weeks ago

Leicestershire

"I’ve obviously had to do the Christmas one

😂😂😂

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By *asterMeliodasMan
17 weeks ago

Newmill

I got "Have you actually glued your thumb to your nipple 🤣"

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"I got "Have you actually glued your thumb to your nipple 🤣""

There you go. It works

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I got "Have you actually glued your thumb to your nipple 🤣"

There you go. It works

Cake got me nowhere .. going to try glueing my thumb to my nipple 🤔🤣

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
17 weeks ago

Manchester

I've put the last one up

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By *osey WalesMan
17 weeks ago

Surrey

I got nothing..

But will keep it up as it amuses me !

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By *nnCeeWoman
17 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

In!

(Using the appetisers, main, desert...)

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

This will be refined in due course but thanks for trying it out and if you fancy another one for now, pick one from the ones below

For all you delivery drivers, if not in, see my nan

Guess my favourite cake and you get to have some with me

It's hot and is sunny, so you probably need a fan..

I may not have wings but thighs are plentiful

Please stay in line and wait your turn

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By *nnCeeWoman
17 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Please stay in line and wait your turn

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"Please stay in line and wait your turn

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By *RWoodyCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

In again

Who doesn't love cake 😛

J x

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

In with the wings

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I got "Have you actually glued your thumb to your nipple 🤣"

There you go. It works

Cake got me nowhere .. going to try glueing my thumb to my nipple 🤔🤣"

Got me a few more views and a couple of men fabs

🤣

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By *ozzybear1981Man
17 weeks ago

preston

Go on then…I’m in

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By *RWoodyCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

It would seem the people of Fab much prefer cake to Christmas bookings 😂

This is important data collection at its finest 😅

J x

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By *obilebottom OP Man
17 weeks ago

All over

"It would seem the people of Fab much prefer cake to Christmas bookings 😂

This is important data collection at its finest 😅

J x"

Lol, swings and round abouts. My cake one has not delivered yet

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