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"Sure hold on I’ve got a new character sheet here somewhere Tiefling ranger with a tragic backstory " *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 | |||
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"Can I be a baker? I prefer roll play. " I’ll be the butcher, any excuse to get my chopper out | |||
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"Can I be a baker? I prefer roll play. I’ll be the butcher, any excuse to get my chopper out " I’ll be a chef for starters…. | |||
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"Sure hold on I’ve got a new character sheet here somewhere Tiefling ranger with a tragic backstory " *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... | |||
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"Sure hold on I’ve got a new character sheet here somewhere Tiefling ranger with a tragic backstory *Woody rolls for initiative 😏" Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt 
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" *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt
I have a Kobold Rogue at the ready
I put on my robe and wizard hat and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism
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" *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt
I have a Kobold Rogue at the ready
I put on my robe and wizard hat and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism
I love you all "Nerds unite 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'll get the catsuit 🐈 out and play catwoman " Oofff! My word x | |||
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" *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt
I have a Kobold Rogue at the ready
I put on my robe and wizard hat and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism
I love you all "My hilarious bard is standing by, idly strumming his lute... | |||
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" *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt
I have a Kobold Rogue at the ready
I put on my robe and wizard hat and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism
I love you all
My hilarious bard is standing by, idly strumming his lute..."Is that what you call it 😏 | |||
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" *Woody rolls for initiative 😏 *Rolls die* Strength = 4 Oh boy... Rolls for initiative with +5 due to alert feat, but rolled 1 so going last no doubt
I have a Kobold Rogue at the ready
I put on my robe and wizard hat and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism
I love you all
My hilarious bard is standing by, idly strumming his lute...
Is that what you call it 😏"Woody casts Daylight! | |||
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"I've tried it, I enjoyed it but the adding up of all those numbers was hard. I do like a nice dicey dice though, prettier the better In all seriousness....I like the idea of roleplay but it goes out the window after 4 mins " So you like a window cleaner roleplay then? | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do?" Think to myself, why the fuck did I choose this as a first social. | |||
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"Think to myself, why the fuck did I choose this as a first social." Roll an insight check. | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do?" Put the alcohol down and go to sleep. | |||
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"Think to myself, why the fuck did I choose this as a first social. Roll an insight check." Holds up hand and bellows "don't come anywhere near me with dice that have more than 6 sides" *Then nutters 'expelliamus' or something other pish. | |||
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"I want to play my AD&D 2nd Edition, 14th level priestess of Loviatar; and I want to bring my +4 Mace of Evil, and my AC -3 Troll scale armour. Thank you. " Mace of Evil? Is that a new Tom Ford? | |||
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"I once dressed up as little red riding hood. He asked me to say "my what a big cock you have" and then he said "all the better to fuck you with" I still feel embarrassed about it, but it was fun 🙂" You promised never to tell anyone  | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do?" Wonder who the next killer is because we just went from dnd to dbd lmao. | |||
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"Think to myself, why the fuck did I choose this as a first social. Roll an insight check. Holds up hand and bellows "don't come anywhere near me with dice that have more than 6 sides" *Then nutters 'expelliamus' or something other pish." Your companions look at you with concern as you yell at someone nobody else can see. | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do?" You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye.  | |||
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"You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye. "Yesss I was hoping someone would get the setting just from the description. You win an internet. :D | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do?" Do I recognise this gate? Perception check please | |||
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"You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye.
Yesss I was hoping someone would get the setting just from the description. You win an internet. :D"TBD I've not done alot of campaigns, but it's like you perfectly described the fog from dbd at the same time. | |||
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"You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye.
Yesss I was hoping someone would get the setting just from the description. You win an internet. :D"Do I get bonys XP for the appropriate reaction? | |||
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"I want to play my AD&D 2nd Edition, 14th level priestess of Loviatar; and I want to bring my +4 Mace of Evil, and my AC -3 Troll scale armour. Thank you. " I just want a mace…. Spent ages at Tewkesbury festival admiring the weaponry. | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do? Do I recognise this gate? Perception check please " Sure, what's your roll? | |||
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"You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye.
Yesss I was hoping someone would get the setting just from the description. You win an internet. :D
Do I get bonys XP for the appropriate reaction? "You want an internet *and* bonus XP? Someone's greedy... okay, you get 25 exp for realising you're in Ravenloft. | |||
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"You're all chatting around a campfire after your latest adventure when suddenly, something seems off. You can't quite place it, but the trees around you feel...different. There are paths that weren't there before, and ones that were and are no longer. There's an oppressive quality to the air, as if the very world around you wishes you harm. A heavy fog has filled your surroundings, and you can barely see your companions in front of you. In the distance, inexplicably visible despite the fog, is a huge, imposing gate. What do you do? You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye. "This definitely feels Ravenlofty Is there a house with a couple kids stood outside? Cos fuck dem kids | |||
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"As soon as I saw the title to the thread I knew the DnD people would hijack it lol" Oh, is that was it is?! I've only ever seen DnD in Stranger Things tbh! | |||
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"I want to play my AD&D 2nd Edition, 14th level priestess of Loviatar; and I want to bring my +4 Mace of Evil, and my AC -3 Troll scale armour. Thank you. I just want a mace…. Spent ages at Tewkesbury festival admiring the weaponry. " Oooh, I was at Tewksbury as well. LOVE the weapon and armour tents. But the mediaeval gowns and cloaks are lovely too. 😁 | |||
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"This definitely feels Ravenlofty Is there a house with a couple kids stood outside? Cos fuck dem kids " Ah, I see someone has had the pleasure of Death House. | |||
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"As soon as I saw the title to the thread I knew the DnD people would hijack it lol " | |||
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"You're in Ravenloft. Either run like fuck or kiss your arse goodbye.
Yesss I was hoping someone would get the setting just from the description. You win an internet. :D
Do I get bonys XP for the appropriate reaction?
You want an internet *and* bonus XP? Someone's greedy... okay, you get 25 exp for realising you're in Ravenloft."If you can't go Munchkin on the internet, then where? | |||
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"This definitely feels Ravenlofty Is there a house with a couple kids stood outside? Cos fuck dem kids Ah, I see someone has had the pleasure of Death House." I have not. I came late to D&D lol | |||
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"This definitely feels Ravenlofty Is there a house with a couple kids stood outside? Cos fuck dem kids Ah, I see someone has had the pleasure of Death House. I have not. I came late to D&D lol" The TL;DR is, never trust kids outside of spooky houses who ask you to help them get rid of a monster. | |||
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"As soon as I saw the title to the thread I knew the DnD people would hijack it lol Oh, is that was it is?! I've only ever seen DnD in Stranger Things tbh!" They play it in ET as well. And iZombie.  | |||
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"Honeslty the last time I played I pissed the dm off because I ruined his mindflayer encounter. Wanna do a campaign again!" Once my group starts up following our sorcerer's pregnancy I might have a couple of remote spots free. | |||
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"This definitely feels Ravenlofty Is there a house with a couple kids stood outside? Cos fuck dem kids Ah, I see someone has had the pleasure of Death House. I have not. I came late to D&D lol The TL;DR is, never trust kids outside of spooky houses who ask you to help them get rid of a monster." It's Ravenloft - treat absolutely everything with suspicion. To quote Ash, "It's a trick. Get an axe!" | |||
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"As soon as I saw the title to the thread I knew the DnD people would hijack it lol Oh, is that was it is?! I've only ever seen DnD in Stranger Things tbh! They play it in ET as well. And iZombie. "Really? In ET?? I don't remember that, gonna have to watch it again now! | |||
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"Honeslty the last time I played I pissed the dm off because I ruined his mindflayer encounter. Wanna do a campaign again! Once my group starts up following our sorcerer's pregnancy I might have a couple of remote spots free. "Your a legend mate thanks! | |||
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"Honeslty the last time I played I pissed the dm off because I ruined his mindflayer encounter. Wanna do a campaign again! Once my group starts up following our sorcerer's pregnancy I might have a couple of remote spots free. "Yeah, I (my character) made the mistake of having a torrid bonk with another party member, and ended up pregnant for half the campaign.  | |||
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"Yeah, I (my character) made the mistake of having a torrid bonk with another party member, and ended up pregnant for half the campaign. "To clarify, she was pregnant IRL, which is why we had to stop our sessions for a bit. XD | |||
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"As soon as I saw the title to the thread I knew the DnD people would hijack it lol Oh, is that was it is?! I've only ever seen DnD in Stranger Things tbh! They play it in ET as well. And iZombie.
Really? In ET?? I don't remember that, gonna have to watch it again now! "Yup. I believe they put it into Stranger Things as a direct nostalgic reference to ET. | |||
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"Yeah, I (my character) made the mistake of having a torrid bonk with another party member, and ended up pregnant for half the campaign.
To clarify, she was pregnant IRL, which is why we had to stop our sessions for a bit. XD"Lightweight! You NPC her character and forge on with the story, of course! | |||
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"Lightweight! You NPC her character and forge on with the story, of course! "Nah, we're a close-knit group who love playing together, so if we can't all make it, we just don't play. I don't like running people's characters for them while they're away, and they prefer being there for all the adventures.
I should start a Fab D&D group over Discord or something... | |||
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"Lightweight! You NPC her character and forge on with the story, of course!
Nah, we're a close-knit group who love playing together, so if we can't all make it, we just don't play. I don't like running people's characters for them while they're away, and they prefer being there for all the adventures.
I should start a Fab D&D group over Discord or something..."
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off "This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun. I've never done it since. 😂 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂"This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously."If you can’t laugh during sexy sex…you are with the wrong person. 🌈 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously."And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing. "After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player. | |||
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"Can I be a baker? I prefer roll play. " names John wick and want to be a baker? | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
If you can’t laugh during sexy sex…you are with the wrong person. 🌈"Sexy sex! You sound like Borat, Woody, you don't happen to have a green mankini by any chance?? 🤔 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player."A mangle is my limit. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously."Definitely! I love table-top roleplaying. Bedroom roleplaying just feels silly. Yes, I do appreciate the irony of that coming from me. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit. "How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵 | |||
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"Yes, we are wrestling this thread back from the Orc Lord and his evil empire. Back where it was intended to be." Or maybe the Orc Lord is just lulling you into a false sense of security and will strike again when you least expect it. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵"...and a zimmer frame. | |||
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"Yes, we are wrestling this thread back from the Orc Lord and his evil empire. Back where it was intended to be. Or maybe the Orc Lord is just lulling you into a false sense of security and will strike again when you least expect it." They always do... | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵
...and a zimmer frame. "Ah, I get it now, the scenario is they are going to help me cross the road! | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
If you can’t laugh during sexy sex…you are with the wrong person. 🌈
Sexy sex! You sound like Borat, Woody, you don't happen to have a green mankini by any chance?? 🤔"abso-fuckin-lutely not | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵
...and a zimmer frame.
Ah, I get it now, the scenario is they are going to help me cross the road!"I think we'd prefer to spitroast you, but......  | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵"They're shown on your friends only pics D. The one where you are wearing the Platex cross your heart bra and matching knickers. | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂" And now you know what it feels like to play Dungeons & Dragons. :D | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂" The Orc Lord's half I hope. Or is Betamax confusing you? 😂 | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂" D&D is about getting from A to B without crossing C. | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂 D&D is about getting from A to B without crossing C. "Are you saying D&D is about anal ? 😂 | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂 D&D is about getting from A to B without crossing C. "D&D is forgetting A and B and Cing you weirdos later in the pub | |||
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"This is a confusing read 😂😂 Entertaining , but I’ve no fucking idea what half of you are on about 😂 D&D is about getting from A to B without crossing C.
Are you saying D&D is about anal ? 😂"Anal, Boobs and Clits | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂"I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣"Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵
They're shown on your friends only pics D. The one where you are wearing the Platex cross your heart bra and matching knickers."I knew big knickers did it for you! 😍 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. "Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics... | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics... "ludzu pieteikties darbam | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂
This is why I have never tried role-playing, I wouldn't beable to take it seriously.
And I was going to offer to come and inspect your plumbing.
After me buddy, she's asked for someone to come over and fix her betamax player.
A mangle is my limit.
How old am I in this role-play scenario? A mangle? A betamax player?? 👵
They're shown on your friends only pics D. The one where you are wearing the Platex cross your heart bra and matching knickers.
I knew big knickers did it for you! 😍"I can see why you kept them apple catchers on FO. But for me they are really nice with a bit of practicality too. Like your boots. Great waders | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics...
ludzu pieteikties darbam
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics...
ludzu pieteikties darbam
I'm coming "That's what your meant to say 3 minutes into the new job 😉 | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics...
ludzu pieteikties darbam
I'm coming
That's what your meant to say 3 minutes into the new job 😉 "I'm a quick learner... | |||
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"I’m ok with the mangle and Betamax 😂 The other stuff about orcs and all manner of dooberywhatsists was a struggle 😂 " Don't worry you aren't the only one, the yoof of today! | |||
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"I’m ok with the mangle and Betamax 😂 The other stuff about orcs and all manner of dooberywhatsists was a struggle 😂 Don't worry you aren't the only one, the yoof of today!" Innit  | |||
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"I want to play my AD&D 2nd Edition, 14th level priestess of Loviatar; and I want to bring my +4 Mace of Evil, and my AC -3 Troll scale armour. Thank you. I just want a mace…. Spent ages at Tewkesbury festival admiring the weaponry. " Weaponry? Check my profile!! | |||
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"I’m ok with the mangle and Betamax 😂 The other stuff about orcs and all manner of dooberywhatsists was a struggle 😂 Don't worry you aren't the only one, the yoof of today!" Fuck me , I’d struggle with the yoof of yesterday! | |||
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"I'm absolutely shit at role-playing...end up laughing my ass off
This for me. I have a preference for a 'secretary look'. I met my secretary in a hotel. She slowly broke into an American accent, I quickly broke into tears. That was the end of the role play and the beginning of fun.
I've never done it since. 😂 I would be the same way ☺️ wouldn't be any good at all.🤣
Well after checking and Fabbing your pics, I would definitely look to audition for another secretary. I'd save the giggles and actively recruit a North American one. Well I can give you a Latvian accent if that's any good to you. and my apologies for getting too excited over your pics...
ludzu pieteikties darbam
I'm coming
That's what your meant to say 3 minutes into the new job 😉 "Hired. When can you start? Minimum wage ok? | |||
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