FabSwingers.com forum: My penis looks nice….

By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

In the mirror.

However whenever I try to take a photo of it it looks like ALF’s nose. What gives, man?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Get someone else to take the picture

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Take a picture of it in the mirror then.

(But that's not an invite to send it to me.)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘"

Or a pink bow. Or a bowtie. So many options

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘

Or a pink bow. Or a bowtie. So many options

Ooh yes. A bow tie would be just perfect ♥️

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘"

Shit.

That was my line.

Clearly I'm not sufficiently recovered from being ill.

I should go hang my head in shame. And nap 💜

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works. "

Nothing beats glitter

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

Nothing beats glitter

No glitter for me 🤮

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"Get someone else to take the picture "

Good idea

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

Nothing beats glitter

Get ya glitter out then.

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"Take a picture of it in the mirror then.

(But that's not an invite to send it to me.)"

Too late, it’s already in your inbox

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

Nothing beats glitter

Get ya glitter out then. "

Of course. I'll just grab the super glue and my latex gloves

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
29 weeks ago

Tamworth

Angle, angle, angle.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
29 weeks ago

Next Door

Does anyone else think your Penis looks in the mirror or is it just you?

Asking on behalf of a few in the forums

🤷‍♀️

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

Nothing beats glitter

No glitter for me 🤮"

I remember a wonderfully glittery googly eyed pic from my favourite couple. Apparently edible spray on glitter for cakes is the way 💜

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"Decorate it tastefully.

Not with tape measure markings though, that never works.

Nothing beats glitter

Get ya glitter out then.

Of course. I'll just grab the super glue and my latex gloves "

Decorative and giving it texture too…….

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘"

Now that’s the advice I came here for 😂

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
29 weeks ago

Carlisle

Congratulations.....as for the other bit, keep trying. You got this OP!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
29 weeks ago

Castlebar

Chocolate spread and 100s and 1000s

What else would make it look delicious?

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By *llaandGCouple
29 weeks ago

London

"Add googly eyes to it.

You’ll thank me later 😘

Or a pink bow. Or a bowtie. So many options

And a Santa hat

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By *appytochatMan
29 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

"In the mirror.

However whenever I try to take a photo of it it looks like ALF’s nose. What gives, man?"

Try using a filter like alot do on here.

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By *dam1971Man
29 weeks ago

Bedford

"Chocolate spread and 100s and 1000s

What else would make it look delicious?

It makes me wonder how serious the back injury would be when I tried to suck it

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"Does anyone else think your Penis looks in the mirror or is it just you?

Asking on behalf of a few in the forums

🤷‍♀️"

I’m sure it’s just me

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By *ickie76XXXMan
29 weeks ago

dartford

It’s a shame you don’t have examples in your pics OP so we could review and give feedback on mirror versus Alfs nose.

Joking aside it’s worth remembering that when others view your cock in the flesh they are viewing it from angles you physically can’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Put a bit of blood in it or filter the pic that 90% do on here anyway

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

its all about camera angles

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By *KTim61Man
29 weeks ago

Tipton

What I've read women prefer to see a face pic rather than a Dick pic

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill

"What I've read women prefer to see a face pic rather than a Dick pic "

Which is unfortunate if your name's Richard.

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

South Wales

Why use a mirror.

Why not use reverse angle on the phone. Or a “my view” sort of pic.

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

sometimes youve just got to show your penis off

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