FabSwingers.com forum: When did you last blaspheme?

By *naswingdress OP Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Whether you're religious or not - when did you last use the name of any god as an exclamation that might offend someone who is religious?

(I'm not condoning offending religious people, just recognising that we do often cry out to god or gods out of frustration, in pleasure, etc)

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By *obby3264Man
25 weeks ago

Cambridge

God no I would never do that.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

Not as recently as you

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By *ipsforlipsMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

God only knows

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not as recently as you"

probably not

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m not sure but it was probably no less than a couple of hours ago.

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By *hawn ScottMan
25 weeks ago

london Brixton

well today I have facepalmed a lot and said christ

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Why do people say "Christ on a bike" ?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Why do people say "Christ on a bike" ?"

Have you ever tried to ride a bike in Jesus sandals?

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By *onk3yb0yMan
25 weeks ago

south west

Jesus.. what a question to ask.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm atheist.

I quite often say 'My God' or similar.

If someone wants to be offended that is okay by me. I won't want to talk them out of being offended.

I quite often allow them to offend my atheism without mentioning it. I wouldn't want them to know how offensive they are when they didn't really mean to offend atheists.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I do it that often I use it as a name.

Within the past hour or so for sure 💜

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill

This morning.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
25 weeks ago

East Sussex

Probably in the last hour. A lot of people don't realise that 'bloody' is blasphemy being a contraction of 'by our lady'.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

When I looked in the civil unrest thread. Well done to everyone keeping a cool head xx

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The other night as I exclaimed, “oh God! Don’t stop!” over and over again. 😈

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

I do it often, but I don't think I've said anything today.

My most used is probably For God's sake will you get out from under my feet.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

My usual go to is oh for fucks sake

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

I also say Jesus, Mary and Joseph! In an Irish accent. Don't ask me why.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

"My usual go to is oh for fucks sake"

I try to say flicking or flipping because the little ones are copying us.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
25 weeks ago

cardiff

I did shout out 'holy mother of God' realising I was blocked by one or two individuals recently

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By *astpoetMan
25 weeks ago

where the world takes me

Never. As I don’t believe in any god/gods it’s impossible to be blasphemous

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

I would not do that unless Apollo counts.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I also say Jesus, Mary and Joseph! In an Irish accent. Don't ask me why."

Line of Duty?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"My usual go to is oh for fucks sake

I try to say flicking or flipping because the little ones are copying us."
I don't swear in front of the children

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I also say Jesus, Mary and Joseph! In an Irish accent. Don't ask me why."

And the wee donkey surely?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

"I also say Jesus, Mary and Joseph! In an Irish accent. Don't ask me why."

When it goes in for the first time?👀

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My usual go to is oh for fucks sake

I try to say flicking or flipping because the little ones are copying us."

sugar, gosh*, gee whiz*, geez*, fudge, fuuu-ar out

* did still get in trouble for blasphemy for those ones

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By *ortySwitchMan
25 weeks ago

london

As there no such thing as “god” and religion is provable nonsense, there is also no way to be blasphemy. Is people are upset that’s there problem, but blasphemy is as fictitious as there gods.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Unless I say fuck this Jesus once an hour I’m even alive?

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By *ildbillkidMan
25 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Does Jimmy Christmas count?

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