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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member. "

I'm so sorry, man, but the technology for this does not yet exist. You're just going to have to live with everyone thinking you're packing an enormous hog.

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By *osey WalesMan
25 weeks ago

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Take the picture from further away ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Just keep it out of shot OP 💜

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J"

I was wondering if sky did those big remotes for people with limited vision, or is it really fat fingers.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J

I was wondering if sky did those big remotes for people with limited vision, or is it really fat fingers. "

Getting a larger Sky remote could also work.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Take the picture from further away ?

"

OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

J

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By *unthum62Man
25 weeks ago

Benidorm


"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J"

Where is the embiggening button on Photospam?

I found the weenifying tool and the stiffenerupper.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Take the picture from further away ?

OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

J"

Right Ted.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Take the picture from further away ?

OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

J"

If you keep up these subtle pop culture references I'm definitely going to fall in love with you.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member. "

Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off….

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By *osey WalesMan
25 weeks ago

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"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.

Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off…."

Ouch

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J

Where is the embiggening button on Photospam?

I found the weenifying tool and the stiffenerupper."

So you did! 🤏

J

.

.

.

(this is a joke)

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

penis reduction bit of a waiting list on nhs thow

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.

Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off…."

What else could it be?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.

Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off….

What else could it be? "

Gratuitous double carbing…. 🤣🤣

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By *ickshawedCouple
25 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Buy a pack of those ridiculously oversized playing cards. Drop your enormous schlong on the table next to one, and boom! - a normal sized looking penis.

You're welcome

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By *ussle SproutMan
25 weeks ago

the middle


"Buy a pack of those ridiculously oversized playing cards. Drop your enormous schlong on the table next to one, and boom! - a normal sized looking penis.

You're welcome "

Do they sell extra extra miniature playing cards?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Buy a pack of those ridiculously oversized playing cards. Drop your enormous schlong on the table next to one, and boom! - a normal sized looking penis.

You're welcome "

Higher or lower.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Just Photoshop a vagina instead that way there's no size concern

Mrs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.

Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off….

Ouch"

What’s up? Did you get caught in the eye by Fiddle’s enormous manhood?

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By *rRiosMan
25 weeks ago

dublin


"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.

J"

What a cromulent thing to say

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"Take the picture from further away ?

OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

J"

Ah, Ted, you got there first. I will never miss an opportunity to make this joke!!

😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member. "

You could just crop it off.

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