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"Would a porpoise without a purpose be a dolphin devoid of endorphins " Whale that is a fintastic question. I guess they might have some just for the halibut. | |||
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"Would a porpoise without a purpose be a dolphin devoid of endorphins " That’s easy for you to say  | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness." Well, this has added even more pointlessness to a very pointless and mediocre evening!  | |||
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"I disagree. Discuss. I agree. Digress..."
Do digressive dolphins discuss purposeless porpoises politely? | |||
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"I disagree. Discuss. I agree. Digress...
Do digressive dolphins discuss purposeless porpoises politely?"Definitely, probably. | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness. Well, this has added even more pointlessness to a very pointless and mediocre evening! "I'd had enough of the mediocrity so I decided to make it more entertaining by expanding it. :D | |||
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"I disagree. Discuss. I agree. Digress...
Do digressive dolphins discuss purposeless porpoises politely?"Of course they do and they have a whale of a time. | |||
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"I disagree. Discuss. I agree. Digress...
Do digressive dolphins discuss purposeless porpoises politely?
Definitely, probably. "Honestly. You're so greedy for those DPs  x | |||
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"How can it waste my time when time doesn’t really exist?" What could be wasted more than something that could exist but doesn't? | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness." Just my cup of tea. | |||
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"Can I have a refund please?" Of course. Please allow 5-7 working days for your refund of £0.00 to go back on to the card you paid with. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start?" When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs  . | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs ."Hurry up, Flipper. I haven't got all night! 🐬⌛ | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs ."What are you wittering about? Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that "I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns."Um, actually, according to renowned time-ologist and narwhal expert Dr Weebl, they are the Jedi of the sea. Not only that, but they stop Cthulhu eatin' ye. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns."When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless. "I know that feeling….. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling….."No sense of porpoise? | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?"No horn No porpoise Done. Ended. Over….. ….FIN | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?"Pull the otter one | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN"Dorsal? | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?"Pectoral | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral "Caudal | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral
Caudal"How did such a pointless post get so sea life based ? Seems a bit fishy to me? | |||
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"I don't know any more fins! I'm out. "Fin-ished?  | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral
Caudal
How did such a pointless post get so sea life based ? Seems a bit fishy to me? "My fault Sorry. Didn’t mean to be of-fin-sive. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral
Caudal
How did such a pointless post get so sea life based ? Seems a bit fishy to me?
My fault
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be of-fin-sive."You're full of finsults today Misty . | |||
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"I don't know any more fins! I'm out.
Fin-ished? "Finished like a shark's in a Chinese soup. (I apologise for that reference - it actually upset me writing it) | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral
Caudal
How did such a pointless post get so sea life based ? Seems a bit fishy to me?
My fault
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be of-fin-sive.
You're full of finsults today Misty ."I concede. I think I have jumped the shark now…. | |||
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"This thread is great and all - we all love dolphins and existential physics - but when do the boobs and bums start? When the space dolphins make time happen, obvs .
What are you wittering about?
Narwhals do the time things.. even a basic first year time-ologist knows that
I think you'll find they're called Sea Unicorns.
When their horns gets damaged they also become pointless.
I know that feeling…..
No sense of porpoise?
No horn
No porpoise
Done. Ended. Over…..
….FIN
Dorsal?
Pectoral
Caudal
How did such a pointless post get so sea life based ? Seems a bit fishy to me?
My fault
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be of-fin-sive.
You're full of finsults today Misty .
I concede.
I think I have jumped the shark now…."Seems shellfish to me. I really don’t know what we are all carping on about. The tide has turned on the forums. I can’t “sea” the point lol | |||
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"Would a porpoise without a purpose be a dolphin devoid of endorphins " No idea. But I'll drink (another 5 pints) to that. | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness." And yet... The best thread i've ever read. | |||
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"This exchange is hurting my sole. I've haddock up to here with the thread, so I'm just gonna skate on out." Otterly pointless. It’s total crab | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness. And yet... The best thread i've ever read." Oh my cod, well there is a time and a plaice for everything. This has us all on the hook. We were baited in by OP. lol | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness. And yet... The best thread i've ever read. Oh my cod, well there is a time and a plaice for everything. This has us all on the hook. We were baited in by OP. lol " No one can resist my mighty rod. | |||
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"Im just tuna-ing in again to see what's going on here now..." Feeling prawny Amy lol | |||
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"This thread has hooked and reeled me in. Waiting with bated breath for the next response." Why didn’t you join in before then? You stayed on the “perch”. Were you a bit shy and koi lol | |||
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"This topic serves no purpose. It offers no valuable discussion point, and reading it is achieving nothing but wasting your time. I had no reason to make it, and responding to it will just further its pointlessness. Well, this has added even more pointlessness to a very pointless and mediocre evening!
I'd had enough of the mediocrity so I decided to make it more entertaining by expanding it. :D" | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing " I love that. I wish it was said to me - I'd be tempted to get a tattoo. | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing " I have just seen that, you and your high horse! 🤣😂 | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing I love that. I wish it was said to me - I'd be tempted to get a tattoo." I’m totally keeping it. It’s made my day 🤣 | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing I have just seen that, you and your high horse! 🤣😂" 🤣 loons everywhere!!! | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing " Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame... | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame... "Added to my profile on your advice. I hope it comes with a badge. 🤣 | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame... "I would absolutely create a thread called "Saffron40 is the reason Britain is failing" but I learned my lesson from the timeout I got last time I made a parody thread that appeared to be complaining about a specific person or decision. :P | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame...
Added to my profile on your advice. I hope it comes with a badge. 🤣"It's now by far my favourite profile! 😂 | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame...
I would absolutely create a thread called "Saffron40 is the reason Britain is failing" but I learned my lesson from the timeout I got last time I made a parody thread that appeared to be complaining about a specific person or decision. :P"🤣 it’s tricky to judge what the mods will approve of sometimes. To be fair I think I’ve had worse in my time.. | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame...
I would absolutely create a thread called "Saffron40 is the reason Britain is failing" but I learned my lesson from the timeout I got last time I made a parody thread that appeared to be complaining about a specific person or decision. :P
🤣 it’s tricky to judge what the mods will approve of sometimes. To be fair I think I’ve had worse in my time.. "I posted a thread making fun of the "this site is FAKE!" guy and got 24 hours on the naughty step because I think someone thought I was serious. XD | |||
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"I am the reason Britain is failing Such an accolade really deserved a thread in its own right! At least we all know who to blame...
I would absolutely create a thread called "Saffron40 is the reason Britain is failing" but I learned my lesson from the timeout I got last time I made a parody thread that appeared to be complaining about a specific person or decision. :P
🤣 it’s tricky to judge what the mods will approve of sometimes. To be fair I think I’ve had worse in my time..
I posted a thread making fun of the "this site is FAKE!" guy and got 24 hours on the naughty step because I think someone thought I was serious. XD"Ahhh I think the unwritten rule is that you can only do jest threads at people you are actually friendly with 🤣 | |||
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"Ahhh I think the unwritten rule is that you can only do jest threads at people you are actually friendly with 🤣 " Well that's no fun! | |||
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"Ahhh I think the unwritten rule is that you can only do jest threads at people you are actually friendly with 🤣 Well that's no fun!" You’ve seen how stupid this place can be. Imagine if it was allowed… it would be carnage 🙈🤣 | |||
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"Would it be pointless for me to flirt and woo Saffrøn? " Unwooable. Completely fucking pointless. | |||
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"Would it be pointless for me to flirt and woo Saffrøn? Unwooable. Completely fucking pointless. " But if the point of the thread is pointlessness, wouldn't that make attempting to woo you the optimal course of action? | |||
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