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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

The most insincere compliment you can muster.

So - that's INSINCERE.

Rule 1 - just by appearing here, you're in. Regardless of any comments you make suggesting otherwise in your original post.

Rule 2 - you can post yourself out after no less than 20 minutes if you wish. I'm not that nasty to keep you here forever x.

Rule 3 - do your best to be outrageously funny.

Rule 5 - there is no Rule 4.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill

Oh, you are just the *best* at making rule lists. You got all those numbers in there, in the right order and everything! Truly your calling in life.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Oh, you are just the *best* at making rule lists. You got all those numbers in there, in the right order and everything! Truly your calling in life."

I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo."

Thank you so much for asking us not to mind you. I didn't.

J

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
30 weeks ago

North Norfolk


" I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo."

One dislikes parsnips like myself. We’re a match made in heaven 🤣

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


" I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo.

One dislikes parsnips like myself. We’re a match made in heaven 🤣"

You have such a talent for changing the rules of the game to suit yourself 😍

J

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


" I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo.

One dislikes parsnips like myself. We’re a match made in heaven 🤣

You have such a talent for changing the rules of the game to suit yourself 😍

J"

I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space.

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By *arkSovereignMan
30 weeks ago

Lancashire


" I have NEVER seen a man stand on a tartan carpet quite so fabulously. On two legs and everything. Bravo.

One dislikes parsnips like myself. We’re a match made in heaven 🤣

You have such a talent for changing the rules of the game to suit yourself 😍

J

I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space."

I’ve never seen someone look so darn sexy in a kilt!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space."

I adore your poetry.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space.

I adore your poetry."

But wait, if the rules are to be insincere that means you actually...don't.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space.

I adore your poetry."

I love your use of language without resorting to profanity.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space.

I adore your poetry.

But wait, if the rules are to be insincere that means you actually...don't. "

Nah. Your poems are all right.

The point of an insincere compliment isn't to be true.

It's to make someone wince.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"I've never seen anyone post multiple times in a topic quite like you. You've really shown us the benefits of putting more of yourself into a smaller space.

I adore your poetry.

But wait, if the rules are to be insincere that means you actually...don't.

Nah. Your poems are all right.

The point of an insincere compliment isn't to be true.

It's to make someone wince."

Mission accomplished OP. You are good at making me wince 😘

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mission accomplished OP. You are good at making me wince 😘"

So, skip me, and next posters please make sure DarkSovereign, GeordieJeans, and Veronica "feel the lurrvv" xx

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