FabSwingers.com forum: I am ashamed.....

By *nitter OP Woman
26 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i cannot forgive you.

10 push ups and 15 our fathers

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Just had 6 magnums and I don't even like them

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By *nitter OP Woman
26 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"i cannot forgive you.

10 push ups and 15 our fathers"

Can I do 25 Our Fathers?

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By *nitter OP Woman
26 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Just had 6 magnums and I don't even like them"

Oh I wish I had ice cream

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By *punk n gushCouple
26 weeks ago

deal

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

4 hours of fun with me and wife me punishing u both in a delightful way

Lol naughty girls need fun and punishment

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"i cannot forgive you.

10 push ups and 15 our fathers

Can I do 25 Our Fathers?"

no, i insist we burn off the food

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Just had 6 magnums and I don't even like them

Oh I wish I had ice cream"

I've none now

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

It was me.

I was the one who let the dogs out.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
26 weeks ago

Lincoln

I had Nando's fully loaded chips all to myself even though the website says it serves 2-3 people 🫢

I had it as a main though so it's OK 😂

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

What flavour crisps?

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By *rRiosMan
26 weeks ago

dublin

I absolve you, I also throw glitter, if you’re inter that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

And the problem with that would be …?

I don’t have a problem with many foods but crisps? Oh my word. I have no off switch for crisps. Only thing I can do is abstain entirely. If I even have one small bag of a multipack there’s good chance that multipack will be empty before long!

Compulsive personality? What’s that then

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By *ustMe1982Man
26 weeks ago

Here, there and everywhere inbetween

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

If it's not the family size bag is it even worth opening?

On a side not I've just finished of a 12in pizza, chips, onion rings, garlic sauce and a zero just to even things out.....

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter

If it's not the family size bag is it even worth opening?

On a side not I've just finished of a 12in pizza, chips, onion rings, garlic sauce and a zero just to even things out....."

Stop, you're making me hungry...

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’m about to eat a tub of Belgium chocolate Haagen dazs 😛

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

I'm with you, OP. I'm eating like crazy at the moment. I think I might be pregnant.

My waistline is 😭

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By *angzMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester, London & sometimes Newcastle

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

You have been a very naughty girl and deserve to be punished. I'd bend you over my knee

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Could only manage half a tub today 😈

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'm with you, OP. I'm eating like crazy at the moment. I think I might be pregnant.

My waistline is 😭"

Your quads are scrumptious.

😈

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh I wish I had ice cream"

You’ve reminded me that I have ice-cream.

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By *nitter OP Woman
26 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Oh I wish I had ice cream

You’ve reminded me that I have ice-cream."

Flavour? Will you share?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Most evenings I eat an entire share bag of chocolate buttons to myself

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By *ustamanMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

Local pub quiz and I m pissed on margeretas

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Time for a couple packs of crisps 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

Did you enjoy the crisps? If so then crack on!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Flavour? Will you share?"

Rum & raisin. And I did share.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

Seed (so called 'veg' oils)... not good...

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By *eachButtonWoman
26 weeks ago

Bath

Ive had six orange penquins

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By *oom_88Man
26 weeks ago

Grays

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

I do this on a regular basis! Didnt know it was something to be ashamed about! Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I drank all the gin, so none left for the rest of the week

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
26 weeks ago

Essex

"i cannot forgive you.

10 push ups and 15 our fathers

Can I do 25 Our Fathers?"

You can do our fathers 12.5 times each, but only if our moms can watch 😉 😘

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By *uterspace1978Man
26 weeks ago

Bexley

Ricotta pot and jam .......forgive me for I have comitted gluttony

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By *_welshMan
26 weeks ago

Speke / Chester

Pack of Jaffa cakes….. all 48!

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

When I could eat, I would easily polish off a share bag of crisps, a whole packet of biscuits, half a cake, 5 jam doughnuts, a full bag of haribo, or whatever other treat I'd picked (please note, I didn't eat all of those things I've listed at the same time in one sitting - one or the other...)

I kind of miss it, but also I really really don't.

As long as its not something you're doing on an extremely regular basis, Knitter, you should be absolutely fine.

*throws glitter at you to bring back your smile*

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

Aaah Knitter ... I do that regularly ..

But I did give a Vanilla Friend a Massive Orgasm (Orally) and left her a Wreck in her Lounge then left .. Please forgive me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter

Aaah Knitter ... I do that regularly ..

But I did give a Vanilla Friend a Massive Orgasm (Orally) and left her a Wreck in her Lounge then left .. Please forgive me"

Was it a ship wreck? Because that would be a really inconvenient thing to leave in someone’s lounge 🤣

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Was it a ship wreck? Because that would be a really inconvenient thing to leave in someone’s lounge 🤣"

More like Titanic to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

It's nearly 2.00 am, I have failed to walk the dog, just spotted that I have four hot cross bu s left and am wondering how many I can eat during my late night stroll (dog does not appear to want to come out for a walk)

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

"It's nearly 2.00 am, I have failed to walk the dog, just spotted that I have four hot cross bu s left and am wondering how many I can eat during my late night stroll (dog does not appear to want to come out for a walk)"

All of them Mate .. and Blame the Dog !

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

All of them and don’t blame the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

All of them Mate .. and Blame the Dog ! "

Only ate two, the dog would have liked the others, but gave him a biscuit instead.

Two left for the morning, now that is self restraint!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A fine example of it at that restraint offend pays off

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Only ate two, the dog would have liked the others, but gave him a biscuit instead.

Two left for the morning, now that is self restraint!"

Dude.. Total Respect ! The Whole lot would've been Gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Only ate two, the dog would have liked the others, but gave him a biscuit instead.

Two left for the morning, now that is self restraint!

Dude.. Total Respect ! The Whole lot would've been Gone! "

Now if they were jam doughnuts...

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Now if they were jam doughnuts..."

Game Over (for the doughnuts)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

Was it a ship wreck? Because that would be a really inconvenient thing to leave in someone’s lounge 🤣

More like Titanic to be honest

Could have been avoided? Badly planned? Classist? 🤣🤣🤣

You’re not helping yourself here (sorry)

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
26 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

What is this confessions of a FabSwinger?

Oh well it's good to get things out in the open.

I just smoked a whole bunch of crack

Ashamed? A little. Positives? Absolutely calorie free ya bunch of fatties

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By *outhern77Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Could have been avoided? Badly planned? Classist? 🤣🤣🤣

You’re not helping yourself here (sorry)"

Wasn't planned, She tapped out !

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

If I bought a packet of ginger nuts (I don't)I can eat the whole packet in a oner (I don't though).

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

"I've just eaten a family sized bag of crisps (alone) post your shame and be absolved

Just for fun.

Knitter"

Why ashamed ?, that’s standard procedure. I eat a multi pack of skips in one sitting,

The mr

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By *orthern BeardMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

Whole tub of Ben and jerrys the other night. Got carried away

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
26 weeks ago

Essex

Why ashamed ?, that’s standard procedure. I eat a multi pack of skips in one sitting,

The mr "

Oh no no no.. we hope it’s not the quantity but the skips you are ashamed of here

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"What is this confessions of a FabSwinger?

Oh well it's good to get things out in the open.

I just smoked a whole bunch of crack

Ashamed? A little. Positives? Absolutely calorie free ya bunch of fatties

Who are you calling fatties? And why?

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By *hilloutMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I devoured a box of 4 snickers ice cream bars in 24h 😅

Now I know why I rarely have the stuff at home😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I had a family bag or Doritos (3/4 finished) and two large bottles of Heineken at home last night…FAB party for one

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Just had a cup of tea and almost a whole packet if chocolate digestive biscuits, my shame needs to be punished.

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just done a pitiful , no sorrowful attempt at a work out.I just couldn’t be arsed.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
25 weeks ago

Essex

I would feel way too ashamed to eat more than 2 biscuits in a single sitting!

So I eat every third standing up until they’re all gone 🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Don't feel bad, the "Family size" is just propaganda to get you to share and by more from Big Crisp 👀

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"So I eat every third standing up until they’re all gone 🤭"

It’s good to have a strategy for these things.

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Just accidentally ate a whole tub of ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream.

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By *irmHandedMan
25 weeks ago

Lincoln

The joke I came up with would have me fully stabbed.

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By *usie pTV/TS
25 weeks ago

taunton

One time I wanted an ice cream and went into a Lidl and bought a box of four in preference to buying just one in a shop for the same money, not sure if I ate all four think I managed 3 did think of giving some away but thought it may seem a bit strange some old guy offering folks free ice creams but in the interests of long term health have not committed such a sin since.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere

I had an impulsive eat of a bag of mccoys the other night at work, I don't tend to eat anything on impulse now as I know I'll feel shit about it after, I was worrying I'd gone over my calories but I hadn't!

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