FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By *r_Ex0t1c OP Man
24 weeks ago

southwest

Now i personally like them but can never remember any so dont use them, but heard a few good ones recently that made me chuckle.

Do any of you use them and lets hear them.

2nd when someone has sent you one how has your response been?

Laughed it off or instant block?

This is the one i heard. - I want you to sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut. 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

I genuinely can't remember the last time I was chatted up... either that I'm completely oblivious 🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I only know one that never fails. Grab your coat you’ve pulled.

Works every time 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I love a good chat up line, albeit I never used them in a live fire scenario. To risky. 🌹💋

I wish I had the ability to rearrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together

Chad Thunder🐓

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By *r_Ex0t1c OP Man
24 weeks ago

southwest

Tbf that one is used everywhere. Bet hey if it works

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By *r_Ex0t1c OP Man
24 weeks ago

southwest

Tame but good. Id still end up fucking it up

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By *mily36CWoman
24 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do cake

flavoured condoms....

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By *hawn ScottMan
24 weeks ago

london Brixton

I have always used

Hi My name is Shawn what's yours?

Worked most of the time

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By *riel13Woman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

"How do you feel about much older women?" works fairly well

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

One that made me laugh was, sit on my face I'll guess your weight, if I'm wrong I'll eat the difference, he did get told where to go, but I was laughing.

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By *am882Man
24 weeks ago

Northampton

"Do you know they do cake

flavoured condoms....

😂😂 never have heard that one ☝🏽

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

I've lost my phone number; can I borrow yours?

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By *-man24Man
24 weeks ago

northwest

Swipe right

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Back in the day it was " here's 10p ring your mum and tell her you won't be home"

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't..

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By *ornucopiaMan
24 weeks ago

Bexley

"Do you know they do cake

flavoured condoms....

😂😂 never have heard that one ☝🏽 "

That is probably because they don't. Word would have got around about them, otherwise.

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By *ez669Man
24 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Hi im dez are you wet yet

Marks out of 2 id give you 1

Probably not the best but if shes fun at least you get a laugh

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

To bar staff…

“What time do you get off…. Can I watch”

I suspect works better from females.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten.

Is that a mirror in your knickers? , because I can see myself in there.

The mr

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By *amescoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

north walsham

My face will be leaving in 5 minutes, i want you to be on it.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
24 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

4+4=8 but you+me=fate

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By *lfa RomeoMan
24 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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By *avexxMan
24 weeks ago

cheshire

im not into watching sunsets,, but would love to see you go down

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"You're so beautiful, you make me feel ugly"

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By *hePleasurerMan
24 weeks ago

Cheshire

Would you like to watch some porn together in front of my full length mirror?

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By *toobguyMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

One I've heard used successfully.

Ask them to touch your shirt/t-shirt and ask if they know what material it is?

Whatever they guess tell them it's actually boyfriend material.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
24 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Here let me wipe your seat *proceed to wipe my face*

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is usually, 'Hello, I'm Tina Titz,' pause, then continue with, 'stop running, I've got jelly babies.'

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By *rpeggioCouple
24 weeks ago

Baughurst

"I have always used

Hi My name is Shawn what's yours?

Worked most of the time"

Good to know, but my name is not Shawn, so can't use it

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By *ubikslongswordMan
24 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"Mine is usually, 'Hello, I'm Tina Titz,' pause, then continue with, 'stop running, I've got jelly babies.'

Jelly babies you say?? Hmmm interesting, tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"To bar staff…

“What time do you get off…. Can I watch”

I suspect works better from females. "

Hahaha this is awesome!! Probably after a little chat first haha

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By *r_Ex0t1c OP Man
24 weeks ago

southwest

"Your eyes are like spanner’s, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten.

Is that a mirror in your knickers? , because I can see myself in there.

The mr "

The spanner one got me laughing

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

That's a lovely blouse you have on there. Would look so much better crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Wets fingers, rubs her sleeve, "would you like me to help you out of your wet clothing?"

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
24 weeks ago

armagh

Are you fucking or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Never known any or consciously tried to use any sort of 'line'. Then again when you don't meet women socially at all why would you?

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
24 weeks ago

armagh

Are you partin the beard?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
24 weeks ago

Debauchery

I was at work one time when a Drag Queen shouted from a distance I wanna ride your helmet 🤣

We are already getting creative for some chat up line dares at a social some time.

👏🏻🫡 full marks

Hades

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Actually used...

With friend, saw two hotties and walked over. Complimented them both on their make up and told them we both worked at Avon. Spieled together some crap chat about make up a little better than "you know, the eye make up pencil thingy"

Desperately waiting for them to ask the killer question...

"What exactly do you do at Avon?"

"Research and Development... I hold the rabbits' eyes open and he squirts the perfume"

I can't remember the outcome. Probably poor.

*To my 'fanbase' who chase me down waiting for slip ups in the forum...

I do NOT condone cruelty to animals!

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