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By *injaprincess OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

herehere

…. Contact the exes and ask them to give a rating of my Lady Garden ….

Following on from crate my rock …. 🪨 😜

What basis do guys rate our (insert your name for your privates) …. ??!??!??

* Is there a checklist 📋

* Do they all travel with there secret black book 📕

* is it based on an average score

* 📊 📈 📉

Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy Friday 🌞

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

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By *ickshawedCouple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all "

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet

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By *injaprincess OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

herehere


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all "

Very kind woody!

But how will you be rating them 🧐

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill

There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often.

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By *injaprincess OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

herehere


"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often."

Aaaaaaa ….. so woman are at a disadvantage then as we will never know what is on the checklist

For a woman that loves a MEP THIS WILL BE HARD TO BEAR!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?

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By *injaprincess OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

herehere


"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?"

No spare weekend ! But the dungeon is ready

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

I rate them on the V.A.G.I.N.A.™ scale: vintage, acidity, glamour-value, irritability, neatness and aroma.

It seems to be a universally accepted metric.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?

No spare weekend ! But the dungeon is ready "

Is there room in there for another? :D

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By *ou only live onceMan
30 weeks ago

London


"I rate them on the V.A.G.I.N.A.™ scale: vintage, acidity, glamour-value, irritability, neatness and aroma.

It seems to be a universally accepted metric."

I love you, Nero.

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By *ornyperv100Man
30 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet "

Definitely going to be using that term in the future

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield


"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?

No spare weekend ! But the dungeon is ready

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Is there room in there for another? :D"

•

If there's an echo then you know there's plenty of room.

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By *ornyperv100Man
30 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells


"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often."

Do you mean the "woo hoo I get to play with it" list

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often.

Do you mean the "woo hoo I get to play with it" list"

Don't give away all our secrets!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I just use a sniff/taste test. 🤷‍♂️

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By *hrill CollinsMan
30 weeks ago

The Outer Rim

so long as it doesn't look like a badly packed kebab topped with gorilla salad and yoghurt i'm in

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By *ornyperv100Man
30 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

My rating normally starts at 10 and the more off-putting things I find it drops points.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No idea but i have had two messages asking for body bits to be rated....... I ignore them .. Strangers huh !

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet "

I’d say perfectly adequate to hold onto 6inches.

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Very kind woody!

But how will you be rating them 🧐

"

With my algorithm. 😏

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By *injaprincess OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

herehere


"I rate them on the V.A.G.I.N.A.™ scale: vintage, acidity, glamour-value, irritability, neatness and aroma.

It seems to be a universally accepted metric."

And this Squire is why you are the Epitome of Men 💜

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By *cottish guy 555Man
30 weeks ago

London


"I rate them on the V.A.G.I.N.A.™ scale: vintage, acidity, glamour-value, irritability, neatness and aroma.

It seems to be a universally accepted metric."

Don't forget the taste test.

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By *ickshawedCouple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet

I’d say perfectly adequate to hold onto 6inches.

6/10"

So if it could hold 11 inches would I score 11/10?

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By *sguy2Man
30 weeks ago

all over


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet "

9.5 / 10. Half a point for calling it a penis wallet. Extra half point if we can see it spread

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Just ask on here!

We’ll rate them for y’all

Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet

I’d say perfectly adequate to hold onto 6inches.

6/10

So if it could hold 11 inches would I score 11/10?"

That’s how my maths works too 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I use the lesser known “predator” test

The closer it’s resemblance to “predator” the lower the score

I can see this test catching on

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