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"Take him out for 2 pints " Buy him a shirt | |||
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"Take him to Greggs " Follow and steal said Greggs 😁😁 | |||
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"Take him out for 2 pints Buy him a shirt " I have expensive taste in shirts, that’s why I can’t afford to wear one  | |||
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"Take him out for 2 pints Buy him a shirt I have expensive taste in shirts, that’s why I can’t afford to wear one "I’m not complaining  | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons" that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest" Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂 | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂" thats the starter for me | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂 thats the starter for me " I cut right back and had 7 months of sobriety 😁😁 | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂 thats the starter for me I cut right back and had 7 months of sobriety 😁😁" | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂 thats the starter for me I cut right back and had 7 months of sobriety 😁😁" fair play bro I need to respect to you for that | |||
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"Take him to a Wetherspoons that sounds like a cunning plan 8 pints of the finest Not don8 pints unless he’s calling me a taxi and peeling me off the floor 🫣😂 thats the starter for me I cut right back and had 7 months of sobriety 😁😁 fair play bro I need to respect to you for that " Thanks pal, it is a good feeling on the body and mind having that detox time 😁 | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer" Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand." More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too  | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too "I’ll come along if you don’t mind. | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too
I’ll come along if you don’t mind."Go along too, and bring snacks | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too
I’ll come along if you don’t mind."Definitely, make sure you bring a swim suit. Or naked if also good | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too
I’ll come along if you don’t mind.
Definitely, make sure you bring a swim suit. Or naked if also good "As long as nobody mentions Olympics. | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too
I’ll come along if you don’t mind.
Definitely, make sure you bring a swim suit. Or naked if also good
As long as nobody mentions Olympics."I'd take Dee out for a lovely drink and then hopefully naughtiness afterwards | |||
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"Tie down cover in cream and let the cats in "Go snorkeling with | |||
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"Probably go out for a beer Would politely ask if he has a spare lilo and ice cold one to hand. More then welcome mate, as long as you have two ladies to come along too "I'll ask my matchmaker thread matches from yesterday. Quids in if so, like bloody supermodels. I would need to suck in significantly in their company though if I was in budgie smugglers. | |||
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"Tie down cover in cream and let the cats in
Go snorkeling with "Block his snorkel. No it's not a euphemism. | |||
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"Tie down cover in cream and let the cats in
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Block his snorkel. No it's not a euphemism."That does not sound very nice now, does it?  | |||
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"Tie down cover in cream and let the cats in
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Block his snorkel. No it's not a euphemism.
That does not sound very nice now, does it? "Unblock his snorkel. | |||
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"Iron his fine kilt." Change the hands on his clock. | |||
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"go out on for a few beers and ask for profile help - lol" Accept beers, but say there really is no need. I would say look at other profiles, take the best bits, re word them and put into a bio that is interesting. Set the scene with pics utilising lighting and angles and a little teasing element. Women are not like most of us. They read shit and take a vested interests in bios. Crazy shit! Good luck. Put the beers on hold, soon you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick with snails on. | |||
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"Tickle the nutsack" See if I can get his balls to swing like Newton's cradle 🤔 | |||
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