FabSwingers.com forum: Fablibs! 2 completed story

By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

And we're done! I thought for this one it would be funny to use as a template "Winkler" by Giles Coren, with a sex scene that's won a Bad Sex Award because of how terrible it is. I think we might actually have improved it:

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And he snored hard in her throat and his toes wanked around and drank on her nose and he blacked out and she took his pinky toe out of her navel and studied herself from his hand and worshipped the aubergine away and he fell and fluctuated at the air, and he dunked again so hard that his elbow wrenched out of her shoulder and a shot of it hit him straight in the thigh and dreamed like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he limboed with the tingling, but the loudness could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his left testicle, which was fornicating around like a sausage dropped in an empty cup, she chided his vulva deeply with the big toe of both arms and he shot 436 more times, in egregious squares on her hip. Like Granny Weatherwax.

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

Bumping this for participants who haven't seen it yet. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Bumping this for participants who haven't seen it yet. :D"

Job well done right there

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

Well done you for reading anything written by Giles Coren!

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By *d mirerMan
30 weeks ago

lost

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I'm lost!

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

My favourite parts are

worshipped the aubergine away

which was fornicating around like a sausage dropped in an empty cup

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she chided his vulva deeply with the big toe of both arms

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

"I'm lost!"

I've started doing a Madlibs-style thing for Fab, where I make a story with blanks and get participants to fill them in with words without knowing the context or where they're going in the story. Then when all the blanks are filled, I post the complete story.

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By *vaRose43Woman
30 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I found all my words, funny story I hope you do it again x

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
28 weeks ago

Newmill

"I found all my words, funny story I hope you do it again x"

I'm away to post the sign up topic for 4.

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