FabSwingers.com forum: Self help

By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m thinking of writing a self help book. A book for people who need help. From themselves. It’ll probably end up in the 99p bin in a discount book and stationary shop but it is what it is.

So far I’ve got a self help post it note. Love yourself (wank if you need to).

Give me your self help advice. This isn’t plagiarism btw. This is homage. To the fine and loving minds of fab.

What can you add to Self Help to Help Yourself for 99p?

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By *arley QuimWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere

Don't eat cheese to the point you shit yourself

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

The foreword would be

If you’ve bought this book , your past the self help stage 😀

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"The foreword would be

If you’ve bought this book , your past the self help stage 😀"

You made me actually laugh out loud

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South Wales

Never trust a fart. And never trust a burp after 5 vodka and lemonade’s.

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"The foreword would be

If you’ve bought this book , your past the self help stage 😀

You made me actually laugh out loud "

Glad to be of help 😀

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Oprah’s never gonna meet me at this rate

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Quoting a song my mum sent me (in the vein of comparison, shame, not feeling good enough)

"If you feel fine all the time, you're either not a human being, or you're lying"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOgsJftyx8

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

If at first you don't succeed, give up and drink wine 🍷

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
26 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"I’m thinking of writing a self help book. A book for people who need help. From themselves. It’ll probably end up in the 99p bin in a discount book and stationary shop but it is what it is.

So far I’ve got a self help post it note. Love yourself (wank if you need to).

Give me your self help advice. This isn’t plagiarism btw. This is homage. To the fine and loving minds of fab.

What can you add to Self Help to Help Yourself for 99p? "

One I got taught in CBT today is just because you think something, doesn't mean it is true...

For example, my therapist said he woke up one day thinking he was Elvis presley... But just coz he thought it doesn't mean it's true...if you wake in the morning and think it's Friday when it's actually Saturday... Doesn't mean its Friday... Doesn't make sense writing it on here but it made me rethink the way I perceive things

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

God helps those who help themselves

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
26 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Don't piss on electric fences

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't fart when wearing tights.... people will ask you if you have swollen ankles.!

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By *oxychicWoman
26 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Don't eat yellow snow lol

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
26 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Never lust from behind, always check the face first

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By *batMan
26 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Take time to enjoy the view. Even better if it's from high up on a mountain.

Gbat

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If you’re ever sad and lonely get a cat and a laser pen.

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By *ddie1966Man
26 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I am God.

It says so in the Bible.

God made man in his own likeness.

So do yourself a favour and worship yourself.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A blank page so the reader can draw a picture of a cock and balls. Drawing a cock and balls always cheers me up.

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By *obby3264Man
26 weeks ago

Cambridge

Your mood is just a phase

Depression does come to an end

The good times too

You have to remember there are good times to come. And plan an adventure be it for a day trip to another city or a bike camping trip. Every 2/3 months.

Try to get out into the sun even if it’s cloudy for a good 23 mins or more I suggest a walk or run or bike ride.

Eat healthy and a rainbow of colours through out the week.

Get sleep

Cut the ???????????? What ever you enjoy on a weekend have some weekends off it.

That’s it for now..

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By *ddie1966Man
26 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

If it ain't broke, it soon will be.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If it ain't broke, borrow some money off it.

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Sone of the self help on here makes me think 99p might be a conservative estimate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Sone of the self help on here makes me think 99p might be a conservative estimate

You definitely need the turd and glitter page… it’ll be a best seller 🤣

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Ground yourself in reality - Every morning look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful you are, then pause while your reflection says no you’re not you’re fucking ugly.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

If at first you don't succeed, you probably shouldn't try skydiving.

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

Trust your gut...unless your a cunt

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

It's okay to not be okay.

But pretend you're okay around others. Emotions make other people uncomfortable.

J (borrowed from Disappointing Affirmations)

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

*also learn the difference between your and you're 🤦‍♂️

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

1) Develop a mock Italian alter ego on an unnamed sex site.

When that goes squirty:

2) Factorise quadratics.

When that gets dull:

3) Listen to Elvis.

When that wears thin:

4) Listen to George. Sing to George.

Steps 1) to 3) inclusive can be skipped at any and all times.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"1) Develop a mock Italian alter ego on an unnamed sex site.

When that goes squirty:

2) Factorise quadratics.

When that gets dull:

3) Listen to Elvis.

When that wears thin:

4) Listen to George. Sing to George.

Steps 1) to 3) inclusive can be skipped at any and all times."

Number 4 is a total winner ♥️

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"1) Develop a mock Italian alter ego on an unnamed sex site.

When that goes squirty:

2) Factorise quadratics.

When that gets dull:

3) Listen to Elvis.

When that wears thin:

4) Listen to George. Sing to George.

Steps 1) to 3) inclusive can be skipped at any and all times."

Or seek out nice muffins 🤔

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Sone of the self help on here makes me think 99p might be a conservative estimate

You definitely need the turd and glitter page… it’ll be a best seller 🤣"

If this book isn’t a raging success (and you’ll all know because I’ll be too important to post on here and will have my people do it - when I get people) this could be a second attempt to meet Oprah.

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By *ipsforlipsMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

Better to

and lose than never to

at all

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Sone of the self help on here makes me think 99p might be a conservative estimate

You definitely need the turd and glitter page… it’ll be a best seller 🤣

You’ll meet Oprah. And you’ll get the car. Everyone will get the car ♥️

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

Be afraid of no man !

And very few women

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

"Sone of the self help on here makes me think 99p might be a conservative estimate

You definitely need the turd and glitter page… it’ll be a best seller 🤣

You’ll meet Oprah. And you’ll get the car. Everyone will get the car ♥️"

Woo, I can't wait to spend all my savings on the tax for it. :D

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By *ipsforlipsMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

There is nothing you can't over come

... but usually it's polite to clean up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Accept certain inalienable truths

Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too, will get old

And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young

Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble

And children respected their elders

Oh, and wear sunscreen.

Seems I’ve dipped into plagiarism but it’s still great advice and a cracking song

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Remember (and these are words to live by)...

Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"There is nothing you can't over come

... but usually it's polite to clean up afterwards"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It is not wise to smoke an air freshener.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The facts are irrelevant.

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