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"I can twitch my nose in two different ways. I've yet to discover a situation in which those skills might be needed "I’ve heard they are casting for a new series of Bewitched. Remember me when you’re famous  | |||
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"I can carry 1 Deutsche Mark (in 10 'fleg' coins) between my arse cheeks, walk naked for 20 yards and drop 80 fleg of them into a pint glass without the use of hands. This was in front of loads of people clapping and cheering to be crowned king of Bum Drop Alley. Well I could back in the early 90s. I could maybe only do 20 fleg now." I think I saw this once on Takeshi's Castle | |||
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"I can carry 1 Deutsche Mark (in 10 'fleg' coins) between my arse cheeks, walk naked for 20 yards and drop 80 fleg of them into a pint glass without the use of hands. This was in front of loads of people clapping and cheering to be crowned king of Bum Drop Alley. Well I could back in the early 90s. I could maybe only do 20 fleg now. I think I saw this once on Takeshi's Castle "One of my all time favourites! Brilliant show | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧" I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?  | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me? "Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it! | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻" I’m going to cancel that blow job you owed me then . You would be wasting your time  | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻 I’m going to cancel that blow job you owed me then . You would be wasting your time "Fuck that. I do a 9.8/10 *official rating 😘😘 | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻 I’m going to cancel that blow job you owed me then . You would be wasting your time
Fuck that. I do a 9.8/10
*official rating 😘😘"Fine 😤 I’ll still let you blow me but my marking system is very stringent | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it! "I've just taught myself. It felt a bit Rolf Harris | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻 I’m going to cancel that blow job you owed me then . You would be wasting your time
Fuck that. I do a 9.8/10
*official rating 😘😘
Fine 😤 I’ll still let you blow me but my marking system is very stringent "Excellent. I do love to be marked 😉 | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I've just taught myself. It felt a bit Rolf Harris "And now I am never using that useless talent again!!  | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it! "I still do it and my niece and nephew are so impressed by it and it makes me feel well cool 😎😂 | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I've just taught myself. It felt a bit Rolf Harris "Moving on 😬 | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I've just taught myself. It felt a bit Rolf Harris "You felt Rolf Harris? 😳 | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I've just taught myself. It felt a bit Rolf Harris
You felt Rolf Harris? 😳"Trust you 🙀😂 | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I still do it and my niece and nephew are so impressed by it and it makes me feel well cool 😎😂"Not my fab corrupted mind thinking how does an arse cheek sound like a water droplet.....oh they meant the other cheeks 😳🤣🤣 | |||
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"I can twitch my nose in two different ways. I've yet to discover a situation in which those skills might be needed "I need it! I didn’t realise I needed that but now I do 🐰 of glory and genki charms 😍 | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻" So can I but it’s mainly my tiny hands. I used to have abs so strong I’d get very big men to stand on my stomach. I haven’t tried that in a while. I was also then bench pressed. That was fun. | |||
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me?
Not just you! haven't done that since I was a kid, still got it!
I still do it and my niece and nephew are so impressed by it and it makes me feel well cool 😎😂
Not my fab corrupted mind thinking how does an arse cheek sound like a water droplet.....oh they meant the other cheeks 😳🤣🤣"😂😂😂 | |||
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"I can twitch my nose in two different ways. I've yet to discover a situation in which those skills might be needed
I need it! I didn’t realise I needed that but now I do 🐰 of glory and genki charms 😍"You do what now? *goes to Google....* | |||
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"I’ll go first. I have no gag reflex so I’m pretty good at deep throating things like bananas etc. I’m straight though so that’s a talent that is useless to me ." I also have no gag reflex
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"^^ I used to be able to recite all the books of the bible. I think that ability fell out of my head some time ago" I won house points in first year of senior school by learning them | |||
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"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. It serves no purpose other than showing I’ve got a massive mouth 👍🏻" Why did this not come up at the Picnic when I was doing this?!
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"I can flick my cheek to make it sound like a water droplet 💧 I wonder how many other people have read this and tried it out on themselves? Oh. Just me? "I have tried too ! !! | |||
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"I can carry 1 Deutsche Mark (in 10 'fleg' coins) between my arse cheeks, walk naked for 20 yards and drop 80 fleg of them into a pint glass without the use of hands. This was in front of loads of people clapping and cheering to be crowned king of Bum Drop Alley. Well I could back in the early 90s. I could maybe only do 20 fleg now." Fuck me, this transported me back in time to the Gliding Club at a certain RAF station… Happy days | |||
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"I can hide things in my cleavage "How often do you put things in it and forget they're there? | |||
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"Thread killer I can't express in words the temptation I felt to not reply to this." but you did but don't worry I'll manage to kill it soon | |||
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"I can hide things in my cleavage
How often do you put things in it and forget they're there?"now and again... end of the day... take the bra off... and whatever was hidden in there just falls out, and Im all surprised, like what happened there?!  | |||
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"I can hide things in my cleavage
How often do you put things in it and forget they're there?
now and again... end of the day... take the bra off... and whatever was hidden in there just falls out, and Im all surprised, like what happened there?! "I imagine that's at its best when what was hidden in there was a snack of some kind. Can't beat an end of the day bonus surprise snack! | |||
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"I can hide things in my cleavage
How often do you put things in it and forget they're there?
now and again... end of the day... take the bra off... and whatever was hidden in there just falls out, and Im all surprised, like what happened there?!
I imagine that's at its best when what was hidden in there was a snack of some kind. Can't beat an end of the day bonus surprise snack!"Polos. Im a secret polo muncher. | |||
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"I can hide things in my cleavage
How often do you put things in it and forget they're there?
now and again... end of the day... take the bra off... and whatever was hidden in there just falls out, and Im all surprised, like what happened there?!
I imagine that's at its best when what was hidden in there was a snack of some kind. Can't beat an end of the day bonus surprise snack!
Polos. Im a secret polo muncher. "A woman after my own heart. I just got a multipack of spearmint polos the other day. :D | |||
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"I can carry 1 Deutsche Mark (in 10 'fleg' coins) between my arse cheeks, walk naked for 20 yards and drop 80 fleg of them into a pint glass without the use of hands. This was in front of loads of people clapping and cheering to be crowned king of Bum Drop Alley. Well I could back in the early 90s. I could maybe only do 20 fleg now. Fuck me, this transported me back in time to the Gliding Club at a certain RAF station… Happy days "Hahaha maybe similar backgrounds then. Same breed, different den perhaps? | |||
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