FabSwingers.com forum: I was feeling sexy and then … (middle button)

By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Let predictive text (your middle button) tell us what stopped your horn. Or add you real life turn offs, without the middle button and let us guess which you did.

I was feeling sexy and then my wife said she didn’t like it so she decided she didn’t want me….

wtf … haha. The timing of my phone is quite apt.

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By *vaRose43Woman
24 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I was feeling sexy and then my hair started growing long so now I’m feeling a bit little bit more masculine

Yeah that’ll do it

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By *P994Man
24 weeks ago

Travelling

I was feeling sexy then you were like I don’t want you in the house 😂 that’s my middle button complete.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
24 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the office today

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
24 weeks ago

Pontypool

I was feeling sexy and then the kids were going to be in the house

Yep. Definite mood killer.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the car park and the car was a bit of a cold but it was a little better than the underground station

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By *acDreamyMan
24 weeks ago

Wirral

I was feeling sexy and then I was just getting on the train and was going back in a few mins to see you guys in a bit like that but you can do the right person and I can do that to me if I want you.

Gobbledegook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I was feeling sexy and then I was just getting on the train and was going back in a few mins to see you guys in a bit like that but you can do the right person and I can do that to me if I want you.

Gobbledegook! "

Vicky Pollard monologues 😅

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I was feeling sexy and then my head hurt so I decided I wanted a hug

Hugs welcome 🤗

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By *ussle SproutMan
24 weeks ago

the middle

I was feeling sexy then i looked in the mirror.

My phone hates me 🤦🏼‍♂️

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By *rMan321Man
24 weeks ago

Near Alnwick

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the car park and the other one is a bit of a shanker and I don't know what to do with the ball.

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By *ondonguy10Man
24 weeks ago

london

I was feeling sexy then my hair fell off.

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Woodstock

I was feeling very sexy and then your wife walked in - and you had told me that you weren’t married!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

"I was feeling sexy and then my head hurt so I decided I wanted a hug

Hugs welcome 🤗 "

*hug*

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By *TK421-Man
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I was feeling sexy then I was in the car park.........

What was I doing?

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

I was feeling sexy and then went back up to the baseball to watch it in between the other two people I was wearing.

I have no idea what that means 🫠 🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the car park.

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By *el71Couple
24 weeks ago

Preston

I was feeling sexy then the wheel fell off.

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I was feeling “sexy” … no objection from her so far …. 😈😬🤫

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I was feeling sexy then I left the bed and felt a little worried

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
24 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I was feeling sexy then I have a fascination because I don't have the answers

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By *agondaMan
24 weeks ago

Witterings

"I was feeling sexy then I have a fascination because I don't have the answers

I am feeling sexy but don’t have the answers either lol

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By *lueLotusWoman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness

I was feeling sexy and then I have to go to the hospital

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By *laytime_13Woman
24 weeks ago

Lincs

I was feeling sexy then my hair fell off so now I’m feeling a bit better but I’m still not sure how I felt today

Errrr

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

I was feeling sexy and then going back for a few hours my head felt a little bit of an idiot

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By *enStarrMan
24 weeks ago

Lancaster

I was feeling sexy and then I was going out with the boys 😎

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By *ulfilthmentMan
24 weeks ago

Just around the corner

I was feeling sexy them in my head today so I’m just trying not too much of an issue but I’m just not feeling that great today.

Well that was disturbing.

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By *reya73Woman
24 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

I was feeling sexy then I was going to see Sergio tomorrow and he said he was going to see Sergio tomorrow as he was in the middle of the festival and I'm wondering if you would be up for returning to the lakes for a night or two to get a space in the morning and doing a dash at 12.20 and then we can go to the park and get a sub from the rest of the band and the seasonal veg was beautifully cooked and a good place to eat and eat the food and food and food and food and food and food.

Jeezuz.. I'm exhausted after all that!

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Bristol

“I was feeling sexy and then cold”.

Not today!

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By *ucka39Man
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

I was feeling sexy then I was in the car park hotel x

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By *partharmonyCouple
24 weeks ago

Ruislip

I was feeling sexy and then going back to the station to see my doctor again but still have not been able to get the results.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and I was going to be a bit late but I was going to be a bit late but I was going to be a bit late.

Well, guess I'll be a bit late then.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

"I was feeling sexy and I was going to be a bit late but I was going to be a bit late but I was going to be a bit late.

Well, guess I'll be a bit late then. "

Can you be a bit more specific about your expected timeliness?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
24 weeks ago

Halifax

I was feeling sexy then you had to get married in the mood and you didn't have a good day with me so much I didn't explain to me that I have to go back and get a job.

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
24 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

I was feeling sexy then you had a good sleep last night with the staff in your house so you could get it done

lmao

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By *izzy.Woman
24 weeks ago

Stoke area

I was feeling sexy and then I was diagnosed with the pain and anxiety about my stomach

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
24 weeks ago

La La Land

I was feeling sexy and then it was a virtual Fab day and the way it is so I signed up for a few hours of playtime in my development team enviroment

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the car with you and I don't know what to say.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I was feeling sexy and then going back for a couple more days to work with the kids.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I was feeling sexy then you did that I was like oh no I didn’t think you got that one but you didn’t have a lot to say about me I just don’t know how much you want me too I just want you in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and then having to go to bed and off the hook for the morning

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By *haiababeWoman
24 weeks ago

North devon

I was feeling sexy and then going back for a couple hours to work for a while.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol so I’m just going with it and I’m gonna do my best to make sure that it looks nice.

The mr

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By *ecky and justCouple
24 weeks ago

Godalming

I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol so I’m just going with it and I’m gonna do my hair tomorrow morning…

it knows I’m bald…

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By *ecky and justCouple
24 weeks ago

Godalming

"I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol so I’m just going with it and I’m gonna do my best to make sure that it looks nice.

The mr "

Ours are freakishly similar…!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and then I literally fell asleep and I was a bit surprised we were in the shower

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By *alm_one4Man
24 weeks ago

RM16

I was feeling sexy and then The only way I could do that was if you wanted me to

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By *usty kayCouple
24 weeks ago

Burnham

I was feeling sexy then I will have a good one in a couple weeks

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
24 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I was feeling sexy then you said you are going back in a bit and you can this week

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I was feeling sexy then I was in the car park and play a bit of a good night and I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids 🫣

Mrs

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
24 weeks ago

essex

I was feeling sexy but then my body was so tired and my stomach hurt so bad and my body hurt and my legs were so tired and then my legs were sore so I’m not feeling well

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and then had a good sleep last day with all my family in my family so far so good and I was just trying my own house and I don't want you too baby in my car.

😳😳😳😳

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
24 weeks ago

Next Door

I was feeling sexy and then having to go to a doctor for the weekend to work out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol.

My phone’s an idiot. I’ve never typed ‘lol’ in my life.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

I was felling sexy and then had a look and it didn't go to a party

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By *ubikslongswordMan
24 weeks ago

Rubiksville

I was feeling sexy and then I was in the car park

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

I was feeling sexy and I was going out with my husband... 🤣😁

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By *uvery30Woman
24 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I was feeling sexy and then I was just trying not to be so cheerful

Well that sums things up

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By *uvery30Woman
24 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Some of these are so funny 🤣

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
24 weeks ago

ashford

I was feeling sexy then you were a bit better than you did in your last year!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

"I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol.

My phone’s an idiot. I’ve never typed ‘lol’ in my life."

Erm….

Are our phones twins as well?!?!? Spooky

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By *d mirerMan
24 weeks ago

lost

I was feeling sexy then my stomach started feeling weird so now it’s time for my coffee and a nap

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

"I was feeling sexy then my stomach started feeling weird so now it’s time for my coffee and a nap "

Haha that sounds perfect 🤣

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By *d mirerMan
24 weeks ago

lost

"I was feeling sexy then my stomach started feeling weird so now it’s time for my coffee and a nap

Haha that sounds perfect 🤣"

I’m quite happy with it too 😂😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

"I was feeling sexy then my stomach started feeling weird so now it’s time for my coffee and a nap

Haha that sounds perfect 🤣

I’m quite happy with it too 😂😂

Budge up then 🤣🤣"

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By *he love catsCouple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

I was feeling sexy then I was in the car park and I was in the car park and I was in the car park.

I am often in car parks 🤣

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
24 weeks ago

Maidstone

I was feeling sexy then you were in a bit better...

🤷‍♀️ seems like the right course of action

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By *idlandiaMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

I was feeling sexy then I heard them all but they came out of her friends and family who had to go back and open our door and we only have one thing to fill her in and we can know what she wants me for this role with you in the meantime as well I hope you are well as I was told to send the mail from my groin to you my friend put it in her mail and it was a good thing for Terry to do so I could hear a bit more about what I was going on in the morning and how we did the presentation with you on the pill at your disposal.

Wtf phone???

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By *agic.MMan
24 weeks ago

Orpington

I was feeling sexy then I think you said you wanted to say that I am not a lot more like a good person

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By *iddlesticksMan
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was feeling sexy then you did that it wasn’t too much but you got it to the end. 🧐

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By *annyT1966Man
24 weeks ago

Derwentside

I was feeling sexy then I think I have a good feeling of deep pain

Well that age catching up on me, or not enough lube...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever

I was feeling sexy then you came back and said that I was not feeling sexy.

(Well, thanks phone)

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I was feeling sexy and then it was a virtual Fab day and the way it is so I signed up for a few hours of playtime in my development team enviroment

I'll sign up for playtime in a team environment with you

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
24 weeks ago

La La Land

"I was feeling sexy and then it was a virtual Fab day and the way it is so I signed up for a few hours of playtime in my development team enviroment

I'll sign up for playtime in a team environment with you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

"I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol so I’m just going with it and I’m gonna do my best to make sure that it looks nice.

The mr

Ours are freakishly similar…! "

😂😂😂

Sir, Becky and just are copying me 😂

The mr

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By *atch0101Man
24 weeks ago

Here

I was feeling sexy and then had a shower.

Yeah I may as well

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By *orphia2003Woman
24 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I was feeling sexy and then the rest of the year was good but lots of people in there with the girls.

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By *ecky and justCouple
24 weeks ago

Godalming

"I was feeling sexy and then my hair started falling off so now I’m feeling a lot more confident about it lol so I’m just going with it and I’m gonna do my best to make sure that it looks nice.

The mr

Ours are freakishly similar…!

😂😂😂

Sir, Becky and just are copying me 😂

The mr "

Snitches get stitches… 🤫

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By *indergirlWoman
24 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

I was feeling sexy and then had a shower

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
24 weeks ago

Lincoln

I was feeling sexy and then I came to my senses 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was feeling sexy and I am trying again with my wife.

Wait, I have a wife?!

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