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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Apart from the great opportunity to get some alliteration in, having your bumhole bleached, does it smart?

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By *ickshawedCouple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

No. The fluff protects me

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
26 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Oh my word that must burn surely?

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames

Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
26 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Hell of a name for a band though.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No. The fluff protects me "

Does it turn white though?

I’ve a vision of your bum fluff glowing in ultraviolet light.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
26 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band "

Snap!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central


"No. The fluff protects me

Does it turn white though?

I’ve a vision of your bum fluff glowing in ultraviolet light. "

Only one way to find out

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

Bum Fluff Glowing in Ultraviolet Light would be the name of their first album.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Snap! "

Not sure I’d like to see their debut album cover though 🤔

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Snap!

Not sure I’d like to see their debut album cover though 🤔"

Oh I don’t know.

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band "

Domestos in the derrière, was a cracking al-bum.

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By *odgerMooreMan
26 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Domestos in the derrière, was a cracking al-bum."

Event Horizon for a third album

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Domestos in the derrière, was a cracking al-bum.

Event Horizon for a third album "

Dark star for the compilation, it is then.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
26 weeks ago

Sussex


"Apart from the great opportunity to get some alliteration in, having your bumhole bleached, does it smart? "

I thought "bleaching your bum hole" meant "changing your ring tone"

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Apart from the great opportunity to get some alliteration in, having your bumhole bleached, does it smart?

I thought "bleaching your bum hole" meant "changing your ring tone""

Cl-assy!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
26 weeks ago

Sussex


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band "

Better than "Chocolate Starfish" ?

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Better than "Chocolate Starfish" ? "

Difficult 2nd album?

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Snap!

Not sure I’d like to see their debut album cover though 🤔"

… or the B-side

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By *ortySwitchMan
26 weeks ago

london

So long as you get it done professionally and don’t just squirt toilet duck “around the rim” you should be fine!

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By *exas46Man
26 weeks ago

South East

I would call my company Rolo to polo

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

26 weeks ago

East Sussex

This is my new swear word

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Apart from the great opportunity to get some alliteration in, having your bumhole bleached, does it smart? "
😬😱

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By *ulfilthmentMan
26 weeks ago

Just around the corner

No bleach please! I am the Great Cornholio, and I only use TP on my bunghole!

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Gives a "hole" new meaning to whitey-tightys

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Snap!

Not sure I’d like to see their debut album cover though 🤔

… or the B-side "

heeey

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Apart from the great opportunity to get some alliteration in, having your bumhole bleached, does it smart? 😬😱"

naaah! "Mild clean hairy ring piece"

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By *ilberryMan
26 weeks ago

Scarborough


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band

Snap!

Not sure I’d like to see their debut album cover though 🤔

… or the B-side

heeey "

First Album " The Winking Starfish"

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By *rthur WrightusMan
26 weeks ago

Round the Bend


"No bleach please! I am the Great Cornholio, and I only use TP on my bunghole!"

Seems you have the ring of confidence

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"So long as you get it done professionally and don’t just squirt toilet duck “around the rim” you should be fine!"

and go easy withe toilet brush, just like that Amazon review.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
26 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Now I’ve got Burt Ward as Robin in my mind shouting to Adam West as Batman,

“Holy bleached bum holes Batman!”

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By *hrill CollinsMan
26 weeks ago

The Outer Rim


"Bleached bum holes. Good name for a band "

i was in a band called Bum Gravy some years ago

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Now I’ve got Burt Ward as Robin in my mind shouting to Adam West as Batman,

“Holy bleached bum holes Batman!”"

and the Riddler as the Rimmer?

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