FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy Lines

By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

So are you a lover of a good cheesy chat up line?

What’s the best or worst you have heard/used and did it work?

We shall kick it off…

I identify as an incomplete staircase….. can you give me a good railing

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By *ookingformeetsMan
11 weeks ago

Crewe

Mine is and I have used

You remind me of my pinky toe, small cute and I can see myself banging it on the kitchen table tonight

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Mine is and I have used

You remind me of my pinky toe, small cute and I can see myself banging it on the kitchen table tonight

That’s Good

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for

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By *ust MikeMan
11 weeks ago

Yaxley

Are you ok, because you’ve dropped right out of heaven

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By *ookingformeetsMan
11 weeks ago

Crewe

Glad you like

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for "

we may steal these for our next club night

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Are you ok, because you’ve dropped right out of heaven

Ha ha definitely a cheesy one

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
11 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

Do you like chicken?

Yes!

Then get your lips around this, it’s foul!

( just overheard, never used!!)

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"So are you a lover of a good cheesy chat up line?

What’s the best or worst you have heard/used and did it work?

We shall kick it off…

I identify as an incomplete staircase….. can you give me a good railing

Haha that was cheesy like cheddar 🧀😂👏🏾

I use ‘are you a poultry farmer? Cause you know how to raise cocks 🐔’ 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Are you fred flintstone? Because you sure made my bedrock

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Do you like chicken?

Yes!

Then get your lips around this, it’s foul!

( just overheard, never used!!)"

Thats just bbbbaaaaddd

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"So are you a lover of a good cheesy chat up line?

What’s the best or worst you have heard/used and did it work?

We shall kick it off…

I identify as an incomplete staircase….. can you give me a good railing

Haha that was cheesy like cheddar 🧀😂👏🏾

I use ‘are you a poultry farmer? Cause you know how to raise cocks 🐔’ 😂😂"

Good good

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not used but heard this one

Are you a lady of the night ? Seen label sticking out back of your jeans that said next

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

Are you a cat in a tree? Because if you were, you'd be a... tree... cat.

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Not used but heard this one

Are you a lady of the night ? Seen label sticking out back of your jeans that said next "

That one lost Kat

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

I used to ask bar staff

“What time do you get off?…. Can I watch?”

Oddly never failed

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"I used to ask bar staff

“What time do you get off?…. Can I watch?”

Oddly never failed "

We wonder why

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"I used to ask bar staff

“What time do you get off?…. Can I watch?”

Oddly never failed

We wonder why

It’s a great line 🤣

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By *ust of the LibertineMan
11 weeks ago

Maesteg

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple 🍍

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By *aygallaMan
11 weeks ago

newton aycliffe

Was your Dad a thief….he must have been!

He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By *-man24Man
11 weeks ago

northwest

"I used to ask bar staff

“What time do you get off?…. Can I watch?”

Oddly never failed

We wonder why

It’s a great line 🤣"

I second that 😂

I don’t think it will go down well at Asda tho let you know tomorrow !!!

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

I don’t think it will go down well at Asda tho let you know tomorrow !!!

Let us know how you go.... no getting arrested lol

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

I lost my phone number; can I borrow yours?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"I used to ask bar staff

“What time do you get off?…. Can I watch?”

Oddly never failed

We wonder why

It’s a great line 🤣

I second that 😂

I don’t think it will go down well at Asda tho let you know tomorrow !!!

I’ll have a go too 🤣

It’s been a while

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By *enStarrMan
11 weeks ago

Lancaster

Babe. I'm going to treat you to a weekend in Blackpool.

You'll feel sore, slightly disappointed, and horrified, but you'll get a cheap cuddly toy with it all!

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By *jg83Man
11 weeks ago

BURNLEY

I don't use chat up lines but know a few ha

Do you have a map? I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Or They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they've never stood next to you

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By *eemanMan
11 weeks ago

dundee

Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven

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By *ope_kisses22 OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven "

Ahhahahah and oldie but a goodie!!

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
11 weeks ago

Watford

How about

"Have you got your crash helmet ready because you're going through the headboard tonight"

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By *ust of the LibertineMan
11 weeks ago

Maesteg

Do you work at Build-a-Bear? Cos you look like you need stuffing 😬😂

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