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"Dear midnight. Today has been shit and tomorrow I have to people and get public transport. I’ll take a pint of Vimto please. "Oh babes, I'm so sorry to hear that xxx I'm peopling tomorrow too, but I'm also going out for lunch to a vegan cafe 😋😋 Here's a pint of vimto to cheer you up 🥤 and a teddy bear for a wickle cuddle 🧸 | |||
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"I’d like to wet my wanger, Midnight. Thanks for offering. Wait, I meant whistle. Wet my whistle." Ooffftt a very nice wanger indeed 🤩 Tell me... how can i wet your whistle  | |||
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"A coffee just the way I like my women and I kept my wanger in my sock so I can’t comment 😇 Sore shoulder but other than that nothing to complain about today Midnight 😊" One coffee coming up, smooth +creamy ☕☕☕
I've heard wangers like the safety of socks...are we talking trainer sock, or football socks
Hope your shoulder is better after a good night's sleep... Here's a top tio - If you have a tennis ball put it between your shoulder and the wall to massage it 💕 | |||
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"Tell me... how can i wet your whistle "I’d like a long, tall glass of ice-cold Midnight please. (You can tell me what’s in one of those …) 🍸 | |||
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"Dear midnight. Today has been shit and tomorrow I have to people and get public transport. I’ll take a pint of Vimto please.
Oh babes, I'm so sorry to hear that xxx
I'm peopling tomorrow too, but I'm also going out for lunch to a vegan cafe 😋😋
Here's a pint of vimto to cheer you up 🥤 and a teddy bear for a wickle cuddle 🧸"Ooh that sounds ace thanks Chuck I shall fill my rucksack with treats and Vimto and I’m sure my day will be filled with laughter | |||
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"A martini and a lap dance please 🙏🏼 (In no particular order)" Flipping heck now we're talking!! Here's your martini 🍸 ..... It'll probably be a bit shaken after the lap dance - any particular song?? | |||
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"Just a pint of leffe please." One pint coming up 🍺 No problems to share?? | |||
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"A martini and a lap dance please 🙏🏼 (In no particular order) Flipping heck now we're talking!! Here's your martini 🍸 ..... It'll probably be a bit shaken after the lap dance - any particular song??" I think Work by Rihanna seems fitting | |||
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"I (Mr) will have a Long Island Ice Tea or Kraken and Coke please…. Today is not Friday that is all that can be said about today. The Mrs is delirious as she has finished for Summer "Ahhh but we are one day closer to Friday!! Let's go long Island tea! 🧋 Happy holidays to your missus 🏝️ | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please " Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 | |||
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"☕️ for me please. "Strong and black or nice and creamy | |||
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"☕️ for me please.
Strong and black or nice and creamy "I’ll take the coffee strong n black. Nice and creamy can be reserved for other activities. | |||
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"Just a pint of leffe please. One pint coming up 🍺 No problems to share?? " Thanks for asking but all good here tonight. | |||
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"A coffee just the way I like my women and I kept my wanger in my sock so I can’t comment 😇 Sore shoulder but other than that nothing to complain about today Midnight 😊 One coffee coming up, smooth +creamy ☕☕☕
I've heard wangers like the safety of socks...are we talking trainer sock, or football socks
Hope your shoulder is better after a good night's sleep... Here's a top tio - If you have a tennis ball put it between your shoulder and the wall to massage it 💕"No I like it bitter and murky 🤣 Well they are warm and snug also helps keep some dignity. That’s why you zoom but it’s a Gentleman’s all purpose black sock fit for any occasion but shorts and crocs 🤣 Thank you Midnight I will have to see if i can dig up a tennis ball 🎾 | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈" Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃 | |||
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"I'll have an espresso Martini stat. "Stat  it's a blumming free bar!
One espresso martini... Stat!! 🍸 | |||
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I’d like a long, tall glass of ice-cold Midnight please. (You can tell me what’s in one of those …)
🍸"Oh my.. One ice cold tall midnight coming up 🍹 | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃"  | |||
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"I had the sex today, she fucked me like her personal sex toy. The profanity she referred to me with... ❤️🔥 Now I am drinking a milkshake 🧋 and contemplating what to do with the rest of my evening." Oh my man, congratulations 🙌 am well jel!! Do you want a cookie with your milkshake 🍪 | |||
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I’d like a long, tall glass of ice-cold Midnight please. (You can tell me what’s in one of those …)
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Oh my.. One ice cold tall midnight coming up 🍹"sounds refreshing and tasty and has my mouth watering 🤤 | |||
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"Dear midnight. Today has been shit and tomorrow I have to people and get public transport. I’ll take a pint of Vimto please.
Oh babes, I'm so sorry to hear that xxx
I'm peopling tomorrow too, but I'm also going out for lunch to a vegan cafe 😋😋
Here's a pint of vimto to cheer you up 🥤 and a teddy bear for a wickle cuddle 🧸
Ooh that sounds ace thanks Chuck I shall fill my rucksack with treats and Vimto and I’m sure my day will be filled with laughter "Mwah 😘 | |||
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"Heads to the corner and asks the lovely hostess if she can send over a large Pepsi max without ice please " Ooooo one large Pepsi max, no ice!! 🥤 | |||
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"Heads to the corner and asks the lovely hostess if she can send over a large Pepsi max without ice please Ooooo one large Pepsi max, no ice!! 🥤" Thank you | |||
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"Hi Midnight I’m not having any troubles at all thank you. I hope you’re well? Fancy a nice glass of wine and putting your feet up? I’m in the mood for a girly night "Oooo girls night !! That calls for proper bubbles 🍾 cin-cin my beautiful friend 🥂 | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please " One red bull coming up!🥃 | |||
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"I’d like to wet my wanger, Midnight. Thanks for offering. Wait, I meant whistle. Wet my whistle." I'll have what he's having | |||
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"A martini and a lap dance please 🙏🏼 (In no particular order) Flipping heck now we're talking!! Here's your martini 🍸 ..... It'll probably be a bit shaken after the lap dance - any particular song?? I think Work by Rihanna seems fitting "Good choice... Got a quid for the juke box??  | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈" | |||
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"☕️ for me please.
Strong and black or nice and creamy
I’ll take the coffee strong n black.
Nice and creamy can be reserved for other activities. "Strong and black coming up ☕☕☕ | |||
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"Just a pint of leffe please. One pint coming up 🍺 No problems to share?? Thanks for asking but all good here tonight." 💜 | |||
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"May I have a 0 alcohol cider please? "Oo i love those.. Coming right up 🥤 | |||
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"I’m about to hit the sack so I’ll take a warm milk please." Warm milk coming up🥛🥛 do you need tucking in | |||
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"May I have a 0 alcohol cider please?
Oo i love those.. Coming right up 🥤"Thank you Midders and one for you too so you don't think I'm ignoring you 😇😜 | |||
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"A coffee just the way I like my women and I kept my wanger in my sock so I can’t comment 😇 Sore shoulder but other than that nothing to complain about today Midnight 😊 One coffee coming up, smooth +creamy ☕☕☕
I've heard wangers like the safety of socks...are we talking trainer sock, or football socks
Hope your shoulder is better after a good night's sleep... Here's a top tio - If you have a tennis ball put it between your shoulder and the wall to massage it 💕
No I like it bitter and murky 🤣
Well they are warm and snug also helps keep some dignity.
That’s why you zoom but it’s a Gentleman’s all purpose black sock fit for any occasion but shorts and crocs 🤣
Thank you Midnight I will have to see if i can dig up a tennis ball 🎾 "
You can use any ball, but the smaller/harder the more insanely painful it is.. Try sitting on it with one buttock and wiggle around | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃" I have umbrellas and rainbows if it helps  | |||
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"You know what, I fancy some spanish chocolate and some churros pls "Ooo nice choice 🍵🍵🍫🍩🍩 | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃 I have umbrellas and rainbows if it helps "Got any 🍒 😊 | |||
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"Evening Midnight All good in Peru and I’m a very smiley person lately Dentist first thing in the morning so can I have a lime and soda please Much love 🍪" Are you in Peru cookie!! Wowee!! Here's your lime +soda 🥤 Good luck at the dentist, hope it goes really well xxxx | |||
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"A martini and a lap dance please 🙏🏼 (In no particular order) Flipping heck now we're talking!! Here's your martini 🍸 ..... It'll probably be a bit shaken after the lap dance - any particular song?? I think Work by Rihanna seems fitting
Good choice... Got a quid for the juke box?? "I brought notes only.. no coins. How am I supposed to make it rain with coins Midnight? 🤣 | |||
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"Well I'll start with a classic Negroni if i may, it's been one of those days." One negroni coming up 🥃 hope tomorrow is better xxx | |||
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"I’m about to hit the sack so I’ll take a warm milk please. Warm milk coming up🥛🥛 do you need tucking in "I could do with a little tension relief around the back of my neck and shoulders actually.  | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m." Nice to see you again Bill | |||
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"You know what, I fancy some spanish chocolate and some churros pls
Ooo nice choice 🍵🍵🍫🍩🍩"Brilliant, thank you.📱🍑 | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m. Nice to see you again Bill" thank you, right now I'm hiding from the sun | |||
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"A Slippery Nipple please....." oh i wonder what brought that to mind
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I'm going to have to complain to Microsoft.. There aren't enough emojis! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tell me... how can i wet your whistle
I’d like a long, tall glass of ice-cold Midnight please. (You can tell me what’s in one of those …)
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Oh my.. One ice cold tall midnight coming up 🍹sounds refreshing and tasty and has my mouth watering 🤤" it's getting a bit warm now 🫨 | |||
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"Evening midnight, aching from physio in places I didn't know existed never mind ached. Is that a bottle of Bladnoch on the shelf? " Oh i love a good session with a physio 🤭 Ooo I've not had a bladnoch, what is it like? | |||
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"Heads to the corner and asks the lovely hostess if she can send over a large Pepsi max without ice please Ooooo one large Pepsi max, no ice!! 🥤 Thank you " So welcome  | |||
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"I’d like to wet my wanger, Midnight. Thanks for offering. Wait, I meant whistle. Wet my whistle. I'll have what he's having "
Sharing is caring 🤗 slide up 😈 | |||
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"Ooo may I have a Guinness please? " Ooo one Guinness coming up 🧉 (don't be confused by the coconut ) | |||
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"I’m a very irregular customer at this bar however I’d love a mojito tonight, it’s been a long few days!!" Ooo you are very welcome 💜💜 one mojito coming up🧋... Nearly the weekend xxx | |||
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"I had the sex today, she fucked me like her personal sex toy. The profanity she referred to me with... ❤️🔥 Now I am drinking a milkshake 🧋 and contemplating what to do with the rest of my evening. Oh my man, congratulations 🙌 am well jel!! Do you want a cookie with your milkshake 🍪 " I wouldn't say no to a midnight feast. 🧁 | |||
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"May I have a 0 alcohol cider please?
Oo i love those.. Coming right up 🥤
Thank you Midders and one for you too so you don't think I'm ignoring you 😇😜"😆😆 I just can't imagine that ever happening 😘 | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m." Ooo where the heck are you! One iced tea coming up 🧋 | |||
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"I made fried chicken in my air fryer today, the chips were undercooked "Awww... I made oven chips, they were shite 😭😭 Still ate them though 😋😋 | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃 I have umbrellas and rainbows if it helps
Got any 🍒 😊"Oh Yeah we always have 🍒🍒 to hand.. Got some nice 🍑 too 😏😏 | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m. Ooo where the heck are you! One iced tea coming up 🧋" in the great state of texas | |||
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"A coffee just the way I like my women and I kept my wanger in my sock so I can’t comment 😇 Sore shoulder but other than that nothing to complain about today Midnight 😊 One coffee coming up, smooth +creamy ☕☕☕
I've heard wangers like the safety of socks...are we talking trainer sock, or football socks
Hope your shoulder is better after a good night's sleep... Here's a top tio - If you have a tennis ball put it between your shoulder and the wall to massage it 💕
No I like it bitter and murky 🤣
Well they are warm and snug also helps keep some dignity.
That’s why you zoom but it’s a Gentleman’s all purpose black sock fit for any occasion but shorts and crocs 🤣
Thank you Midnight I will have to see if i can dig up a tennis ball 🎾
You can use any ball, but the smaller/harder the more insanely painful it is.. Try sitting on it with one buttock and wiggle around "If I end up on bizarre ER I am blaming you Midnight 🤣 | |||
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"A martini and a lap dance please 🙏🏼 (In no particular order) Flipping heck now we're talking!! Here's your martini 🍸 ..... It'll probably be a bit shaken after the lap dance - any particular song?? I think Work by Rihanna seems fitting
Good choice... Got a quid for the juke box??
I brought notes only.. no coins. How am I supposed to make it rain with coins Midnight? 🤣"Fucks sake... I'll just yell around the bar and see if anyone has a quid | |||
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"I’m about to hit the sack so I’ll take a warm milk please. Warm milk coming up🥛🥛 do you need tucking in
I could do with a little tension relief around the back of my neck and shoulders actually. "Oh let me just warm up my hands | |||
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"You know what, I fancy some spanish chocolate and some churros pls
Ooo nice choice 🍵🍵🍫🍩🍩
Brilliant, thank you.📱🍑"💜 | |||
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"I’ll have a southern comfort and quickly pop to the loo for a glory hole "Wow your loos are very different to ours
Here you go 🥃 | |||
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"Evening midnight, aching from physio in places I didn't know existed never mind ached. Is that a bottle of Bladnoch on the shelf? Oh i love a good session with a physio 🤭 Ooo I've not had a bladnoch, what is it like? " Getting into those nooks and crannies 😁 Matured in bourbon and sherry casks. The bottle will soon be empty 🥃 | |||
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"I had the sex today, she fucked me like her personal sex toy. The profanity she referred to me with... ❤️🔥 Now I am drinking a milkshake 🧋 and contemplating what to do with the rest of my evening. Oh my man, congratulations 🙌 am well jel!! Do you want a cookie with your milkshake 🍪 I wouldn't say no to a midnight feast. 🧁" Oh excellent choice.. I'll just get the blanket ready for the spread 😏 | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m. Ooo where the heck are you! One iced tea coming up 🧋 in the great state of texas" Oh my! Well thanks for visiting my humble bar!! I've got extra ice, just let me know when you need ummm refreshing 😏 | |||
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"Vodka please! Xx" 🍸 One vodka, straight up | |||
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"A coffee just the way I like my women and I kept my wanger in my sock so I can’t comment 😇 Sore shoulder but other than that nothing to complain about today Midnight 😊 One coffee coming up, smooth +creamy ☕☕☕
I've heard wangers like the safety of socks...are we talking trainer sock, or football socks
Hope your shoulder is better after a good night's sleep... Here's a top tio - If you have a tennis ball put it between your shoulder and the wall to massage it 💕
No I like it bitter and murky 🤣
Well they are warm and snug also helps keep some dignity.
That’s why you zoom but it’s a Gentleman’s all purpose black sock fit for any occasion but shorts and crocs 🤣
Thank you Midnight I will have to see if i can dig up a tennis ball 🎾
You can use any ball, but the smaller/harder the more insanely painful it is.. Try sitting on it with one buttock and wiggle around
If I end up on bizarre ER I am blaming you Midnight 🤣"Oh shit, er best not to mention my name in A+E! | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m. Ooo where the heck are you! One iced tea coming up 🧋 in the great state of texas Oh my! Well thanks for visiting my humble bar!! I've got extra ice, just let me know when you need ummm refreshing 😏" well, your smile perks me right up | |||
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"Míddèrs, please pass me a Hendrick's™, served with a tonic and spritz'd with a thimbleful of your Saturday night perspiration, as a homage and inspiration. 🍸"
Excellent choice.. I might join you 🍸🍸 | |||
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"Evening midnight, aching from physio in places I didn't know existed never mind ached. Is that a bottle of Bladnoch on the shelf? Oh i love a good session with a physio 🤭 Ooo I've not had a bladnoch, what is it like? Getting into those nooks and crannies 😁 Matured in bourbon and sherry casks. The bottle will soon be empty 🥃 " Oh so its kinda sweet?? Honeyed?? Let me top you up 🥃 | |||
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"Good evening Midnight xx Wow what a day... need a relaxer, just give it to me straight xxx the JD that is "Oofft i love it when guys want it straight up 😏😏😛 One JD 🥃 | |||
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"Ohhh what a pleasant surprise a free bar is not an opportunity to pass on: I’ll ave a Guinness please once it’s stood for ample time. Mrs is asking that you surprise her
"Oooo one Guinness 🧉 and how about a slow comfortable screw against the wall for the missus.? 🍹 | |||
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"Evening midnight, aching from physio in places I didn't know existed never mind ached. Is that a bottle of Bladnoch on the shelf? Oh i love a good session with a physio 🤭 Ooo I've not had a bladnoch, what is it like? Getting into those nooks and crannies 😁 Matured in bourbon and sherry casks. The bottle will soon be empty 🥃 Oh so its kinda sweet?? Honeyed?? Let me top you up 🥃" More apple than honyed but sweet yes. Why thank you 😊 | |||
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"I need a tall glass of tea with lots of ice, it's 92 f outside at 3:40 p.m. Ooo where the heck are you! One iced tea coming up 🧋 in the great state of texas Oh my! Well thanks for visiting my humble bar!! I've got extra ice, just let me know when you need ummm refreshing 😏 well, your smile perks me right up" i have plenty of smiles to share xx | |||
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"Good evening Midnight xx Wow what a day... need a relaxer, just give it to me straight xxx the JD that is
Oofft i love it when guys want it straight up 😏😏😛
One JD 🥃"Well mostly straight up.. OK maybe a little kink at the end | |||
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"Evening midnight I need something to give me a boost 🛑🐂 for me please Tik Tok told me that Red Bull is a drink for the gay community and straight people drink Monster. I didn’t realise energy drinks were so culturally loaded 🙈 Well if tik tok said it , I better go change my profile 😃 I have umbrellas and rainbows if it helps
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"Evening midnight, aching from physio in places I didn't know existed never mind ached. Is that a bottle of Bladnoch on the shelf? Oh i love a good session with a physio 🤭 Ooo I've not had a bladnoch, what is it like? Getting into those nooks and crannies 😁 Matured in bourbon and sherry casks. The bottle will soon be empty 🥃 Oh so its kinda sweet?? Honeyed?? Let me top you up 🥃 More apple than honyed but sweet yes. Why thank you 😊" I'll add it to the tasting list! | |||
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"Good evening Midnight xx Wow what a day... need a relaxer, just give it to me straight xxx the JD that is
Oofft i love it when guys want it straight up 😏😏😛
One JD 🥃 Well mostly straight up.. OK maybe a little kink at the end"Oh we all love a little kink in the tail | |||
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"I’m a very irregular customer at this bar however I’d love a mojito tonight, it’s been a long few days!! Ooo you are very welcome 💜💜 one mojito coming up🧋... Nearly the weekend xxx" Thank you, it’s delicious xx just so you know, I’ve followed you on the other site you mention on your profile. It seems we have a fair bit in common | |||
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Got any 🍒 😊
Oh Yeah we always have 🍒🍒 to hand.. Got some nice 🍑 too 😏😏
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"I’m a very irregular customer at this bar however I’d love a mojito tonight, it’s been a long few days!! Ooo you are very welcome 💜💜 one mojito coming up🧋... Nearly the weekend xxx Thank you, it’s delicious xx just so you know, I’ve followed you on the other site you mention on your profile. It seems we have a fair bit in common "Oh really!! How exciting, I will log on xxx | |||
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Got any 🍒 😊
Oh Yeah we always have 🍒🍒 to hand.. Got some nice 🍑 too 😏😏
You certainly do have nice 🍑, can I feel how ripe they are
Careful not to bruise them "I’ll just caress them softly and feel the wee hairs against my cheek 😉 | |||
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"Good evening Midnight, I have no complaints at the moment, thankfully. Could I have a chilled, dry white wine please? " Midnight, can you please give the lady a glass of your best mirizzi ergo sum castelli di jesi verdicchio riserva classico | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having "Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂 | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having
Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂"Hugs lovely | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having
Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂
Hugs lovely "Hi gorgeous. Missed your face. Mwah xx | |||
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"Pull up a seat, tell midnight all your troubles... Did anyone get lucky on Wanger Wednesday?? I missed a trick not putting Wet Wanger Wednesday 😈 ... Anyway, bars open, whatcha drinking?? I'm on the last of my Glenfiddich 12 😭 " Vodka and Tonic as always for me...I am sufficiently recovered to drink again 😁 | |||
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Got any 🍒 😊
Oh Yeah we always have 🍒🍒 to hand.. Got some nice 🍑 too 😏😏
You certainly do have nice 🍑, can I feel how ripe they are
Careful not to bruise them
I’ll just caress them softly and feel the wee hairs against my cheek 😉"Oh that sounds heavenly | |||
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"Good evening Midnight, I have no complaints at the moment, thankfully. Could I have a chilled, dry white wine please? " Ummm🍷 don't worry about the colour, its the lights!! | |||
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Ummmm i don't seem to have any white wine "Oops… Sorry about that. But it was delicious | |||
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"Good evening Midnight. My day had been full on Sunday rays . May I have an Apero spritz please. " Oh yes most definitely, here you go 🍹 | |||
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"Evening all 😊 I've had a very exciting evening ... it really should be a 🎉🍾🥂 kind of night, but it's mid week, so I'll just settle for a nightcap and save the celebrating until the weekend. Midnight, what do you recommmend to calm me down and help me sleep? 😴" Ooo how about a peppermint tea 🫖🍵🍵 | |||
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"Tonight will main involve a bottle of proper 12. It’s on its maiden voyage so we shall see!! " Yes sir, good choice! 🥃 | |||
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Mr Rmb " does Mrs RMB have a song choice too? | |||
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"Pull up a seat, tell midnight all your troubles... Did anyone get lucky on Wanger Wednesday?? I missed a trick not putting Wet Wanger Wednesday 😈 ... Anyway, bars open, whatcha drinking?? I'm on the last of my Glenfiddich 12 😭 Vodka and Tonic as always for me...I am sufficiently recovered to drink again 😁" Haha omg how many days has that taken
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"Oh seems others are requesting lap dancing, can I order one of those for after, the song would have to be, the divinyls I touch myself Thanks in advance
Mr Rmb
does Mrs RMB have a song choice too? "Reef’s Naked | |||
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"Good evening Midnight, I have no complaints at the moment, thankfully. Could I have a chilled, dry white wine please? Oh hello, fancy bumping into you here! 🥃" Hello! Good to see you!! | |||
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"Something strong. 🍸Double🍸 I need to forget him x 🫥" Oh heck, coming up right away! 🥃🥃 | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having
Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂"What you having LB? I’ll get these | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having
Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂
What you having LB? I’ll get these "Well I’ve finished the wine darling. So how about tequila? Tequila. It make me happy 😘 | |||
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Ummmm i don't seem to have any white wine
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Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂
What you having LB? I’ll get these
Well I’ve finished the wine darling. So how about tequila? Tequila. It make me happy 😘"Two tequila coming up! 🍹🍹 | |||
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"Good evening Midnight, I have no complaints at the moment, thankfully. Could I have a chilled, dry white wine please? Midnight, can you please give the lady a glass of your best mirizzi ergo sum castelli di jesi verdicchio riserva classico
Ummmm i don't seem to have any white wine
That's ok, do you have any spiced rum?
Oh yes!! 🥃🥃"Oh, wonderfully! One for me and one for Lpoolguy, we're in the booth in the corner 😉 | |||
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"It’s been a rough one! 2 double JD and apple juices please, and whatever you’re having
Someone is thirsty tonight 🥂
Hugs lovely
Hi gorgeous. Missed your face. Mwah xx"Well maybe someday will get to disappoint you with it in real life | |||
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Hi gorgeous. Missed your face. Mwah xx
Well maybe someday will get to disappoint you with it in real life "Don’t be so daft. You are beautiful. Remember that xx | |||
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"Slippery nipple or screaming orgasm sounds good "Oh you're in good company further up the thread! 🥃 | |||
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Chucks the hostess a few coins for the jukebox
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Chucks the hostess a few coins for the jukebox
Offtt... Better get my long boots on 👢
Now you tell us this!! Are we talking FMB’s ?? Thigh high slutty affairs?!
I'll leave it to your imagination 😈"You have me imagining as well now, esp with that other site | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night." Offtt she was well jel Nero!! 🥤🥤 Sharing is caring, she was very pleased! | |||
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Chucks the hostess a few coins for the jukebox
Offtt... Better get my long boots on 👢
Now you tell us this!! Are we talking FMB’s ?? Thigh high slutty affairs?!
I'll leave it to your imagination 😈
You have me imagining as well now, esp with that other site"
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. Offtt she was well jel Nero!! 🥤🥤 Sharing is caring, she was very pleased! " Yes it was greatly appreciated!! Oh and yes sharing is caring was the theme of the night | |||
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"Large glass of water please OP, I have a headache. 😳😳 One water coming uo.. Not sure the bar is a good environment 🥤🥤" Nope, probably not. Heading to bed, poor hound not getting walked (just let him out in the garden). Catch you in the morning.💤 | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. Offtt she was well jel Nero!! 🥤🥤 Sharing is caring, she was very pleased! Yes it was greatly appreciated!! Oh and yes sharing is caring was the theme of the night "🤣🤣👌👌💋💋😈😈 | |||
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"Large glass of water please OP, I have a headache. 😳😳 One water coming uo.. Not sure the bar is a good environment 🥤🥤 Nope, probably not. Heading to bed, poor hound not getting walked (just let him out in the garden). Catch you in the morning.💤" Awwww night xxx | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night." Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. · Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x" • Next time it's a Monkey 47™. | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x" Oh i wonder if Nero approves 😉😉🍸🍸 | |||
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"A virgin cocktail for me please, surprise me" Oh i discovered a 'nice pear' last week | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. · Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x • Next time it's a Monkey 47™." Sounds like a date | |||
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"A virgin cocktail for me please, surprise me Oh i discovered a 'nice pear' last week "Sounds right up my street, thank you | |||
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"A virgin cocktail for me please, surprise me Oh i discovered a 'nice pear' last week
Sounds right up my street, thank you "🍸🍸 I'll join you | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x · Oh i wonder if Nero approves 😉😉🍸🍸" • No, soda water has no place with Gin.  | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x · Oh i wonder if Nero approves 😉😉🍸🍸 • No, soda water has no place with Gin. " | |||
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"Give Mrs RMB my Hendrick's. She was ogling at my bottle all night. · Tonight is mainly consisting of Brooklyn gin!! Mrs RMB x • Next time it's a Monkey 47™. Sounds like a date "• I meant with Mrs RMB! But, yes, you too! 🫠 | |||
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