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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
17 weeks ago

Leeds

What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

Fine.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
17 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I love you

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By *mmaleiaWoman
17 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Can I fuck you, no strings

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

"Fine."

Thread over

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By *imply DeeWoman
17 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m pregnant

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

"I love you

Correction

Second fudge required

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By *asilyled1Man
17 weeks ago

ogmore valley

I agree

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By *andynecklaceWoman
17 weeks ago

West Brom

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By *cottish guy 555Man
17 weeks ago

London

What a great first date. Shall I show you the wedding plans?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“I didn’t mean it.”

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By *lfa RomeoMan
17 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

Is it in yet!!!

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By *lfa RomeoMan
17 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

My husband is home

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By *oadsafun1960Man
17 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

"Sorry"

Or "You're right"

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Pass me your wallet

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

"Is it in yet!!!

Haha

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

Shopping!!

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By *r John WickMan
17 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuck me NOW

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

"Shopping!!

Don't mind a lil shopping but yes your right minxy x Mr

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By *igballs35Man
17 weeks ago

maidstone

Why don’t you go out with your mates tonight and I’ll see you in the morning

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By *ensuallover1000Man
17 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

You’re right.

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By *ib.Man
17 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I’m pregnant "

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By *anilla switchWoman
17 weeks ago

Hampshire

I’ve got some shelves that need putting up?

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By *anilla switchWoman
17 weeks ago

Hampshire

Is it in?

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Can you just...

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By *ltrMan
17 weeks ago

sheffield

I've used your credit card today

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

G spot

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By *8on33Man
17 weeks ago

winfrith

ok get in my bed .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
17 weeks ago

Southampton

"‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’

I reckon sedatives and laxatives would be funnier/scarier depending which way you're looking from

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Bend over

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By *ira2024Woman
17 weeks ago

"Fine.

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Love this! Haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
17 weeks ago

East London

Surprise me for my birthday.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Waaaay back in the distant past, I’d been on an amazing date with a glorious girl. Taller than me, curvy, a bit vampy. Sparkly red dress, over-the-knee black leather boots, and BRIGHT red hair, long and straight, all the way down to her bum. She was clever, witty, curious about everything … we had an absolute blast. And we did the long, meandering, slow walk back to her flat. Stood on the steps outside as the late-night summer sun faded, and talked about situations, past relationships, and possibilities.

Then she switched subject and started telling me about how her ex-boyfriend was unstable. And recently out of prison. And regularly appeared at her door, all times of the day and night. And over the past couple of weeks had taken to arriving with weapons. A machete one evening. A shotgun another. But I shouldn’t worry about him, he was harmless really. Although he did give her this bruise a couple of days ago …

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By *ensuallover1000Man
17 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’

I reckon sedatives and laxatives would be funnier/scarier depending which way you're looking from

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
17 weeks ago

Essex

Apparently it’s not what I say… it’s the way I say it …

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
17 weeks ago

Durham

I signed us up for couples therapy… and ate the last slice of pizza

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By *ensuallover1000Man
17 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Darling…..you know your much prized, vintage Aston Martin? Well, I tried reverse parking it earlier……’

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By *oontuneMan
17 weeks ago

Menston

"I do"

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By *heel markMan
17 weeks ago

beside the sea

"I've been thinking aaand...

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I bet you're incredible in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I don't really have a sweet tooth

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By *nnCeeWoman
17 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Whatever you like, you choose..."

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

"If you could sleep with anyone else, who would it be?" (In a vanilla world)

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By *igballs35Man
17 weeks ago

maidstone

I say do you want to get something to eat and she says I’m not really hungry

10 minutes later can I have a bite of your burger

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
17 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"It's ok, you do what you want"

Under absolutely no circumstances do what you was just about to do

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By *iaisonseekerMan
17 weeks ago

Liverpool

My mother is coming to live with us

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Dave was telling me about your weekend away....

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By *lynJMan
17 weeks ago

Morden

You're very sweet but...

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By *ell GwynnWoman
17 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy

Sent from my iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

“We need to talk”….

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy

Sent from my iPhone "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
17 weeks ago

Stratford

‘Do what you want’

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I want to go clothes shopping!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
17 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I washed your pearl jam Tshirt.

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By *agatoXXXMan
17 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I came off the pill a month ago"

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"see you around mate" insert thumbs up emoji

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy Sent from my iPhone "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
17 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We're not doing presents this year are we?

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Do you like my perfume

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By *till gameMan
17 weeks ago

two doors down

( silence ) then that look

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
17 weeks ago

District 13

“Yes you go do that”

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
17 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'Fine'

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By *ildbillkidMan
17 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

I got an idea

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

"What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge

So who won the fudge

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By *r SproutMan
17 weeks ago

the middle

"What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge

It’s not what she says. It’s what she doesn’t say. I remember the silence and that’s what scared me

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By *ingerTwistWoman
17 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Huh! Your dad's is bigger.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The test was positive.

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By *oelDorianMan
17 weeks ago

vanaheim

"Fine."

I have trauma with that word haha or do what you want

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By *oadsafun1960Man
17 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

"'Fine'"

Oh yes that's another word to be very wary of .... You just know it's NOT fine

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
17 weeks ago

Norwich

"Waaaay back in the distant past, I’d been on an amazing date with a glorious girl. Taller than me, curvy, a bit vampy. Sparkly red dress, over-the-knee black leather boots, and BRIGHT red hair, long and straight, all the way down to her bum. She was clever, witty, curious about everything … we had an absolute blast. And we did the long, meandering, slow walk back to her flat. Stood on the steps outside as the late-night summer sun faded, and talked about situations, past relationships, and possibilities.

She was just telling you it was time for you to go home, chap.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
17 weeks ago

preston

You’re dad was bigger

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
17 weeks ago

somewhere

You know it's your day off tomorrow?

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
17 weeks ago

surrey

I'll drive

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By *odgerMooreMan
17 weeks ago

Carlisle

I’ve always wanted to try anal…. So bend over while I get my 17” juggernaut strapon sorted!!

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By *linyMan
17 weeks ago

Manchester/London

It’s soo much easier waxing now since I transitioned

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