FabSwingers.com forum: LAST FAB STANDING

By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

The name of the game is called

LAST FAB STANDING"

I will make a comment... and the next person begins their comment with the last word of mine (and so on)

Try to time your comments so a sentence flows.. there will be weird moments where the delay in posting might not make sense, but it's only a bit of fun...

I'll begin:-

"I once got my dick caught in a vacuum cleaner"

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By *asterMeliodasMan
over a year ago

Newmill

Cleaner houses make Kim and Aggie happy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy days are just around the corner

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Happy days are just around the corner "

Corner tables in the pub are best for flirting

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Happy days are just around the corner

Corner tables in the pub are best for flirting "
flirting gets you in every door

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Door and window sales increased as swingers and flashers expose themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Themselves……not much of a way to begin a sentence is it.

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

It was the way he kissed my neck

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"Themselves……not much of a way to begin a sentence is it. "

It is what it is.

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

"It was the way he kissed my neck"

But it was nothing compared to the vacuum cleaner

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"It was the way he kissed my neck"

Neck, behind the knees, armpits are all erogenous zones

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cleaner butts are always preferred

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"It was the way he kissed my neck

But it was nothing compared to the vacuum cleaner "

Cleaner... the poor cleaner having to clean up dirty condoms

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"It was the way he kissed my neck

But it was nothing compared to the vacuum cleaner

Cleaner... the poor cleaner having to clean up dirty condoms "
condoms where lost in her for weeks

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

But it was nothing compared to the vacuum cleaner

Cleaner... the poor cleaner having to clean up dirty condoms condoms where lost in her for weeks "

Weeks and weeks went by but still, she kept blue balling him, teasing him with her tongue

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming!"
coming home, It never.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming! coming home, It never."

Never before has the mailman provided me with a clean std result

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming! coming home, It never."

Never have I seen such a load of codswallop

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By *asterMeliodasMan
over a year ago

Newmill

"Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming! coming home, It never.

Never have I seen such a load of codswallop

Codswallop is a silly word and I believe it should be replaced with troutsmack.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Tongue in cheek.... keep em coming! coming home, It never.

Never have I seen such a load of codswallop

Codswallop is a silly word and I believe it should be replaced with troutsmack."
troutsmack is the look most young girls go for these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troutsmack is a wonderful name for a fishes raincoat

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal

"Troutsmack is a wonderful name for a fishes raincoat "

Raincoat, wellies and umbrella typical british summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summer rhymes with bummer..I do hope this thread hasn't made me dumber

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By *etmebeinurefantasiesMan
over a year ago

witney

Dumber I have been in the past, now I love getting naughty and by the minute feeling even hornier.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Horner goats make better breeding animals.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hornier is a spell mishap for Horner syndrome which is an a drooping or falling of the upper eyelid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Eyelids must be open in order to see your feckin' autocarrots!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hahaha!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Hahaha ... the train gods have had a right laugh recently

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Recently I have suffered with an irregular bowel Incontinence.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Incontinence is a bad thing to have whilst having sex

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Sex? What's that then??

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Then maybe you and I can find out together?

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

'Together, we can take it higher, I can hear the thunder coming from your mouth, and u know my numbers up, give me some Stevie Wonder'

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