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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Next Door

Based on your battery percentage, which room are you in and who's joining you.

Im in room 25

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By *ooking for threesome funMan
10 weeks ago

Basildon

I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm in room 79, I could invite someone, but she is in the bath at the moment, so might let others sneak in

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

66.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Room 52

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By *G TMan
10 weeks ago

birmingham

I’m in room 5 and there’s a party

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By *asonnn3Man
10 weeks ago

Central Belt

Im room 90 and in am trying to work but dont need much distracting ;(

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading


"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me "

Im next door in 86 keep the noise down.

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By *rsmith21zMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

61

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I am in room 41 with a raging hard on waiting to be sucked

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By *ooking for threesome funMan
10 weeks ago

Basildon


"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me

Im next door in 86 keep the noise down. "

Ah you must be a lady in the streets from a city of angels come join me we’ll be freaks in the sheets x

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By *unkym34Man
10 weeks ago

London

The broom cupboard

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By *n2YouMan
10 weeks ago

Notts somewhere

64 for me

and the air con is amazing!

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By *eannaTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport


"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me

Im next door in 86 keep the noise down.

Ah you must be a lady in the streets from a city of angels come join me we’ll be freaks in the sheets x "

I'm in room 85 why don't you both join me

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By *agatoXXXMan
10 weeks ago

Mordor

Room 80, which, coincidentally, is the age I feel today.

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By *arryx07Man
10 weeks ago

wiahaw

73 space for others…

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Sat in 100

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m now in 83 if anyone wants to join me.

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
10 weeks ago

watford

Room 45 doors unlocked

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By *ora the explorerWoman
10 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

66

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By *iny DelightWoman
10 weeks ago

City Centre

Room 63

I have a low social battery today after an over stimulating weekend. So I'll take a bath, order room service and enjoy a blissful duvet day alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Room 70 drinks are on ice

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’m in 4 and I don’t think she’s going to turn up

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By *orthernman71Man
10 weeks ago

N

Room 80 …hurry hurry !!!

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By *oadsafun1960Man
10 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

47 here

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I’m in 4 and I don’t think she’s going to turn up"

For those feeling anxious at my reckless battery behaviour, my phone is now plugged in and charging.

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By *illy IdolMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Room 63

I have a low social battery today after an over stimulating weekend. So I'll take a bath, order room service and enjoy a blissful duvet day alone. "

Unfortunately they've double booked. I'll sit quietly in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

37 and charging (if that matters)

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By *osey WalesMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey

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By *osey WalesMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey


"66. "

I'm next door, room 65.

Either keep the noise down or invite me in

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By *illy IdolMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"[Removed by security at 23/07/24 12:17:19]"

Pervert!

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By *LiamMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Room 100

Never been in here before

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By *iablo soloWoman
10 weeks ago

southside

Room 88

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By *bi HaiveMan
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

98.

I may consider fibbing later though depending on who posts what.....

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By *lanitMan
10 weeks ago

Aylesbury

I'm in 87 & like who's next door to me

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

I reckon I’ll be on my own in Room #100

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

27 and it's a suite, so pile in guys

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By *onkoMan
10 weeks ago

here and there

Room 0 here

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Room 89 and the door is open

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By *alico_KittyWoman
10 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

84 here

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By *JcuriousCouple
10 weeks ago

Derby

53

Miss S x

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By *tms1xCouple
10 weeks ago

Chelmsford

57 mr

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By *esthetic21Man
10 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

47

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By *linyMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Suite 73

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By *agicM53XMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Room 82...door is open

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By *akestwoCouple
10 weeks ago

cavan

Room 24 anyone

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Room 61

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By *B69Woman
10 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Rm 48 have a big bed and huge bath

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

35 man alive sorry I thought this was bingo

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By *ilver Tongue 62Man
10 weeks ago

Wirral

82 - everyone welcome

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By *osey WalesMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey

I've been moved down a few floors to room 56 now. ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I’m in room 75, drinks aplenty……. Make yourself at home whilst I’m in the shower

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By *osey WalesMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey

(Phone emojis no longer work then )

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London


"66.

I'm next door, room 65.

Either keep the noise down or invite me in "

Hi roomie. Party in 65.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

On the first floor in Room 32. I would venture upstairs to see what all the noise is, in Rooms 70-79, but the lift is out of service

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London


"I've been moved down a few floors to room 56 now. ?????"

Was it something I said?

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Based on your battery percentage, which room are you in and who's joining you.

Im in room 25"

Keep the noise down in on 24, I don’t want to listen to you masturbating all night, hang, actually, I do.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Room 24 anyone "

If you’ve got room for a small one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shields down to 36% Captain!

….and we have a warp core breach…

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

59 for me - the Brighton line - all aboard xx

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Room 5 for me.

Anyone joining me on the 4 poster bed?

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By *istnbroke69Man
10 weeks ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

90 for me, top of the shop

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By *ivilised matureMan
10 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

67 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Unless I get out of the bath and plug the phone in, I'm going to be sharing with whoever is in Room 31 any minute now

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

I'm in room 31 with Elle, apparently.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
10 weeks ago

Coventry

Room 18.

Bringing a bottle and a sense of humour gains access. All cares must be left at the door.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

I'm in room 48, who wants to come and join me, I've got a big bath and big walk-in shower;-)

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’ve been upgraded, I’m in Room 115 aaaaand that’s not a USB port.

I may have made a terrible mistake.

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By *ardfun10Man
10 weeks ago

banbury

I’m in 65 with a walk in shower

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

54. We have beer and cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I'm in room 79, I could invite someone, but she is in the bath at the moment, so might let others sneak in "

I have just moved down to room 67, but there seems to be a bloke there already (going to ask reception what's going on)

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"98.

I may consider fibbing later though depending on who posts what..... "

I would start fibbing now because it looks like we are sharing

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By *aM 689Man
10 weeks ago

Mordor

I'm in room 33, next to a hotty and i have a well stocked mini-bar if anyones passing

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over

44 for me. There are canapes, cake and fruit on the table, chilled champagne on the ice and a lovely aroma of jasmin in the ether.

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By *andyjayMan
10 weeks ago

suffolk

14

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

75

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By *ustamanMan
10 weeks ago

weymouth

79

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"75 "

Hey roomie

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By *urry BlokeMan
10 weeks ago


"54. We have beer and cake."

I'm next door

Keep the noise levels down please

And put a pillow behind that headboard!

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By *alet18Man
10 weeks ago

Honiton

Room 94

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By *ustamanMan
10 weeks ago

weymouth

There's someone in the bath do I go in?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
10 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Top of the castle here in room 100….. mind the spiral staircase

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By *lwayshorny0908Man
10 weeks ago

close

I’m in room 82

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

Back and in room 77.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..

*Knock knock. Anyone in

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...

Room 40...door is unlocked

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By *interflingMan
10 weeks ago

London

Anyone sharing room 40?

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By *ast_jjMan
10 weeks ago

Dublin and London

Anyone in room 54?

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By *ast_jjMan
10 weeks ago

Dublin and London


"54. We have beer and cake."
You had me at beer!

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By *interflingMan
10 weeks ago

London


"Room 40...door is unlocked "

Oh…hello

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Currently sat in room 69

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By *oupleLookingToExploreCouple
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"64 for me

and the air con is amazing!"

64 for me. Looks like we're sharing. x

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By *tsMattyHMan
10 weeks ago

Inverurie

I'm in room 72 with Mellrose if she wants to help raise the mini bar

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10 weeks ago


"Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..

*Knock knock. Anyone in "

Ha, I have now come down to room 53. You better not snore!

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello "

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me "

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

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By *umagain58Man
10 weeks ago

London

I was in room 204 and 145 last week. Had to go meet first to bring to room. Second had a knock on door as knew the routine

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By *nnCeeWoman
10 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40 "

That is indeed what I have packed...

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I popped out and I’ve come back and been upgraded to room 95, it’s the one with the hot tub.

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over

They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

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By *urry BlokeMan
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed... "

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?

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By *ongtallsillyMan
10 weeks ago

Telford

Room 63 and getting sweaty in here. The aircon broke ?? who's got some ice cubes?

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By *uckurcumMan
10 weeks ago

Nowhereland

78 ....waiting for a date lol ..

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By *ak4uMan
10 weeks ago

chelmsford


"I’m now in 83 if anyone wants to join me."

I'm next door 82, pop in for a glass of wine?

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By *irtydevil666Man
10 weeks ago

bristol

57...

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40 "

oh room for a little one

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed... "

Oh its a 4-sum

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed...

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it? "

You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)

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By *asty tatsyMan
10 weeks ago

london

Currently entering 44

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By *urry BlokeMan
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed...

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?

You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)"

Moreover, I think google may have provided an incorrect interpretation

I still have biscuits though

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By *ose_53Woman
10 weeks ago

harrow

Almost full charged …. Room 96, party just about to start!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Everybody out. Fire Alarm has gone off.

Just put your bathrobe over the Latex Gimp Suit, there’s no time.

What do you mean you can’t find the key to the handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

oh room for a little one "

I was just the delivery boy, I am moving straight back up to Room 53, I felt safe there.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me. "

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

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By *esthetic21Man
10 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Rm 48 have a big bed and huge bath "
I'm next door

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
10 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

I'm in the boiler room,hurry up before I get caught. I have got my cock out its really hard don't be long it will go soft.

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By *ommy trucker1Man
10 weeks ago

south wales

Room 56 couples and fems welcome

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By *ong alMan
10 weeks ago

barnsley

87 a bi couple or bi man welcome here, no chance of a lovely lady, but you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..

*Knock knock. Anyone in

Ha, I have now come down to room 53. You better not snore! "

Oh hello I've been upgraded again, to Room 67. But SJ Curious is here, she'll keep you company

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D"

Never felt a thing, meant seen anyone.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Room 101 here...

Okay, okay, it's actually room 81.

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed...

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?

You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)"

But that comment wasn't mine

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D"

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two

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By *ong alMan
10 weeks ago

barnsley


"Room 101 here...

Okay, okay, it's actually room 81. "

I hope you haven't been sent to 101

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed...

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?

You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)

But that comment wasn't mine "

I know the doxy comment was not yours - but there was a stream of consciousness covering lady wanks which I believe your twin may have spouted

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By *unkym34Man
10 weeks ago

London

I’ve been moved from the broom cupboard to the penthouse. Anyone on route

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Room 101 here...

Okay, okay, it's actually room 81.

I hope you haven't been sent to 101 "

Not at all - room 101 contains your worst nightmare... I'm already here.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two"

Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

My upgrade is taking a long time, now up to room 57 - seems to be a threesome in there already. I wonder if the lift is taken?

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By *interflingMan
10 weeks ago

London


"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me "

Yes miss!

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By *agneto.Man
10 weeks ago

Bham


"44 for me. There are canapes, cake and fruit on the table, chilled champagne on the ice and a lovely aroma of jasmin in the ether. "

Let's hope there's twin beds.

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two"

I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec

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By *ldo97Man
10 weeks ago

Ipswich

Im in room 46

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10 weeks ago


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two

Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly."

Ooh, and if you can please bring nibbles with you, that would be wonderful. See you both in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"My upgrade is taking a long time, now up to room 57 - seems to be a threesome in there already. I wonder if the lift is taken?"

I think you're the third they've been waiting for hk

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two

Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly.

Ooh, and if you can please bring nibbles with you, that would be wonderful. See you both in a bit "

Far be it from me to turn down a pretty lady's request. Nibbles coming up!

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Room 40...door is unlocked

Oh…hello

Hello

Have you got a special delivery for me

Room service delivering a doxy to room 40

That is indeed what I have packed...

I've just had to google that

I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?

You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)

But that comment wasn't mine

I know the doxy comment was not yours - but there was a stream of consciousness covering lady wanks which I believe your twin may have spouted "

Oh whoopsie.. Sorry, so not sorry

#HornyMinx

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By *im_1878Man
10 weeks ago

Formby

70

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two

I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec "

Ooh, MB you're an absolute star. Let's get this soiree started

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now "

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view "

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over


"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.

Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D

Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two

I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec

Ooh, MB you're an absolute star. Let's get this soiree started "

Oh why not, we areca friendly bunch

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By *angria_girlukWoman
10 weeks ago

LUTON

Room 51

Air conditioning required.

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Next Door

I'm now on 69.

Anyone?

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By *asilyled1Man
10 weeks ago

ogmore valley

Afternoon all! Anyone in room 32!?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm "

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you "

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you

Mwah x"

You're welcome x

Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you

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By *interflingMan
10 weeks ago

London

Been bumped up to 89 now. Any penthouse gang around?

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
10 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I'm in Room 17 and I've got a gorgeous woman with me that we had a social with last week. Vics (F)

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By *mmaleiaWoman
10 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

100, form a queue

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
10 weeks ago

West Mids

39 x

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

Northerner

26 … I have pretzels

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By *T SwingersCouple
10 weeks ago

Brazil


"I am in room 41 with a raging hard on waiting to be sucked "

Room 41 too but might not be able to concentrate with all the noise from 40.

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By *heTattooedDomMan
10 weeks ago

Winnersh


"Room 52"

Room 52 for me as well

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By *unkym34Man
10 weeks ago

London


"I'm now on 69.

Anyone?

"
happy to join you

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over

This elevator keeps droping me in different rooms. I feel as if I am passed around. Now dropped at 22

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

I've been relocated to 39.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

The management have asked me to leave the hotel for picking on lovely guests and their small peccadillos (I believe it is some form of exotic dog from Patagonia). On my way out, I will apologise to those whose doors I may have knocked on pretending to be room service and will stop casting aspersions (again I believe these are some form of Carnation that leave petals when thrown - much to the annoyance of the cleaning staff).

I might return after Midnight (don't tell the guest in room 32!)

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you

Mwah x

You're welcome x

Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you "

Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic!

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you

Mwah x

You're welcome x

Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you

Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic! "

I wish you’d charge your bloody battery.

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By *parkle1974Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

100

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"The management have asked me to leave the hotel for picking on lovely guests and their small peccadillos (I believe it is some form of exotic dog from Patagonia). On my way out, I will apologise to those whose doors I may have knocked on pretending to be room service and will stop casting aspersions (again I believe these are some form of Carnation that leave petals when thrown - much to the annoyance of the cleaning staff).

I might return after Midnight (don't tell the guest in room 32!)

"

tish boom

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now

You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view

Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm

Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you

Mwah x

You're welcome x

Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you

Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic!

I wish you’d charge your bloody battery. "

but i like to drain everything

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By *unkym34Man
10 weeks ago

London

Well I’ve been kicked out of penthouse to room 32 and someone’s left their crotchless knickers under my pillow. Now own up whose are they

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

43 now so getting closer to the door, so easier to sneak strangers in and out, 6 knocks on the fire door and ill let you in the back door

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"43 now so getting closer to the door, so easier to sneak strangers in and out, 6 knocks on the fire door and ill let you in the back door "

I'm in 43 now as well, it's nice to have company. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine "

That's fine, I brought my own anyway.

I'm also going to move to a town that isn't also a person's name so that people don't keep mistakenly thinking it's what I'm called. XD

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over

I hit 20. Anyone in?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine

That's fine, I brought my own anyway.

I'm also going to move to a town that isn't also a person's name so that people don't keep mistakenly thinking it's what I'm called. XD"
good idea, ntmu anyway my names leeds

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By *asilyled1Man
10 weeks ago

ogmore valley


"100 "

Do you mind waiting while I charge my phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm back, managed to sneak past the dragon on reception, taking the back passage to visit room 175, now wondering who I might find in occupation there and whether they'll let me in.

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