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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people

I’m in and I’ve got my little postie shorts on ready to go

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

Oooh … love it. I’m in.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you "

Can you indicate where that soft spot is?

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By *arkSovereignMan
10 weeks ago

Lancashire

I don’t think i’ve ever been this early to a thread before. I’ll play

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton


"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you

Can you indicate where that soft spot is? "

Not in public

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

Let’s see then, can’t be a postie though.

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

Happy to pass on messages

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

Could be fun, go for it.

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By *beeMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in!!

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

Hoping for more people to join as I don’t want to make myself too obvious

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By *hilloutMan
10 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'll put my name down and come back to it later

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By *ittleMissSexy2017Couple
10 weeks ago

Kent

Sounds fun and different count us in!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My mate has just passed me this message for Mr Sprout;

Please, please, please can I sit on your face?

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

A message for Dee.

I really hope that soon I can explore your curves, gently but firmly touching you with the abandon we both desire

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
10 weeks ago

Next Door

I'll join in.

Happy to be postie as well

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By *eavensscent80Man
10 weeks ago

Wickham

I’ll join, if only to pass on messages of wanton lust

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My mate passed this on…

Happy birthday to Dark Sovereign. I’d like to give him a present that he won’t forget and can’t open in public

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Oh, go on then. I’ll be in. Well, in and out. Between bouts of work.

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By *issBlackedCouple
10 weeks ago

I Travel

I'll play along for a bit

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?

Cos if so, I’m in.

Mrs TMN x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

I’m in just to see Tea in tiny little shorts

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Now let me think.

Thought about it, I’m in.

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By *arkSovereignMan
10 weeks ago

Lancashire


"My mate passed this on…

Happy birthday to Dark Sovereign. I’d like to give him a present that he won’t forget and can’t open in public "

Thank you mystery poster! You have my attention

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"My mate has just passed me this message for Mr Sprout;

Please, please, please can I sit on your face? "

My face is my best feature so it seems a shame to cover it. But if it makes you smile I suppose I’ll allow it

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever


"A message for Dee.

I really hope that soon I can explore your curves, gently but firmly touching you with the abandon we both desire"

We better make some progress on the plan then.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Message for Chad ThunderCock my beautiful friend says she'd like to hear some thunders sometime....

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

Someone is popular today

Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.

I think she’s lovely too.

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By *B69Woman
10 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m in and have time to be postie today

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
10 weeks ago

Hell

I’m in and happy to play postie

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?

Cos if so, I’m in.

Mrs TMN x"

I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?

Cos if so, I’m in.

Mrs TMN x

I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today "

IN

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By *illiam26Man
10 weeks ago

Craigavon

In x

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

Message for Mr Sprout:

"I would like him to be my A plan anytime."

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message for Harlot from a very good friend;

I've really enjoyed our chats so far, long may they continue! I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I had the guts to be flirtier with you sometimes, though.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?

Cos if so, I’m in.

Mrs TMN x

I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today

IN"

They’re very tight, I’m not sure you’d fit in them too

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever


"Someone is popular today

Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.

I think she’s lovely too."

Thank you so much whoever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I am in message awsy

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
10 weeks ago

Hell


"A message for Harlot from a very good friend;

I've really enjoyed our chats so far, long may they continue! I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I had the guts to be flirtier with you sometimes, though."

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By *ooking for threesome funMan
10 weeks ago

Basildon

I’m in

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Back in the UK and in!

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"Message for Mr Sprout:

"I would like him to be my A plan anytime.""

Thank you mystery poster

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

Message for MrsMistyPeaks:

"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen."

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex


"Message for MrsMistyPeaks:

"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen.""

FFS

You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

MistyPeaks my dear, you are popular today.

My friend who should be number 1 of your 5 a day has asked me to tell you this.

Misty you have a gorgeous smile and I would like to see it up close in the future.

Ps I added the fluttering eyelashes.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Message for MrsMistyPeaks:

"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen."

FFS

You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line "

Where does it say that? Errr I mean my friend was asking where does it say that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

In and happy to be postie.

B

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

RTG, your 14 July picture, you need to move your hand and let me sit there instead

RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

That was quick I only just got changed into the postie shorts

A message from my handsome friend for Harlot O Scara.

Wrap me in glitter, I’ll be your sinner if you’ll be my dinner x

B

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...

I'm in, on it like a car bonnet

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
10 weeks ago

Hell


"That was quick I only just got changed into the postie shorts

A message from my handsome friend for Harlot O Scara.

Wrap me in glitter, I’ll be your sinner if you’ll be my dinner x

B"

Oh my

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Julie and Beef

A chap of some repute wants me to pass on

It’s a shame they're not closer, because I think given the way our senses of humour align we'd get on like a house on fire?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Another message from a gorgeous friend of mine .Can you please wish Dark Sovereign happy birthday and tell him I would like to hear that Leo roarrr... lucky man x

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie and Beef

A chap of some repute wants me to pass on

It’s a shame they're not closer, because I think given the way our senses of humour align we'd get on like a house on fire?"

This is the age of the train. Let's make a plan and burn that sucker down*.

*Not our house, that's would be far too inconvenient.

B

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Fabtastic Mr Fox,

Those thighs, if they ever need massaging,then I'm your girl

This is from a beautiful woman...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

This is an important message for Midnight!

My very hot mate would like you to know that they think you are a one women central heating system. You certainly got him hot under the collar.

B

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By *arkSovereignMan
10 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Another message from a gorgeous friend of mine .Can you please wish Dark Sovereign happy birthday and tell him I would like to hear that Leo roarrr... lucky man x"

That can be arranged. Scratch my belly and the roarrr will soon follow

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By *r99mr99Man
10 weeks ago

Ealing

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Another important broadcast for Midnight.

My very statuesque friend asked me to pass on this note

"Dear Midnight, I would love it for you to take some of your frustrations out on my body."

Wouldn't we all, wouldn't we all.

B

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By *othicDreamMan
10 weeks ago

london

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Paging Chad Thundercock. This one is for you bud!

My incredibly hot mate says

You intrigue me. My brain likes you.

Personally I’d run now….

If I was in your shoes mate, I'd stay exactly where you are and have a bag of ice on standby. I've seen her in the flesh and she's fucking gorgeous.

B

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Chillout! My really fit mate says

lovely to see your profile back and that you are out of retirement

;-)

I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?

B

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

@littlemistressK

A female friend says that have ‘a soft spot for you too’.

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m in and happy to play postie too

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

@littlemistressK

From a male admirer.

‘ I've been admiring you from (very) afar for a while now. I hope someday our paths cross and that fun times might result!’

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By *hilloutMan
10 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Chillout! My really fit mate says

lovely to see your profile back and that you are out of retirement

;-)

I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?

B"

Thank you

Fab is a bit like Hotel California. You can check out any time you like but never really leave

P.S. Fit mate please make yourself known

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Fabtastic Mr Fox,

Those thighs, if they ever need massaging,then I'm your girl

This is from a beautiful woman..."

Tell her to break out the horse liniment and she can massage them all day long. There's a 20 year old hamstring knot that needs getting out if she has good thumbs.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

And don't mind playing postie.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank


"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you "

Oh gosh, please don’t make me blush.. I’m no good at this. I’m better at post master.

But I am gracious, thank you.

!

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By *lasgowfun86Man
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?

Cos if so, I’m in.

Mrs TMN x"

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank


"Message for Chad ThunderCock my beautiful friend says she'd like to hear some thunders sometime.... "

I don’t know even know how to respond?

Thank you.

Tell your beautiful friend, I’ll be sat on the park bench, 8pm tonight holding flowers, and invite them to meet me there. Maybe we can figure this thing out…

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

We're in

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By *lanitMan
10 weeks ago

Aylesbury

I'd like to join in....

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Someone’s mate…..declaring lust for me…….fuck yeah, I’m in!

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank


"Paging Chad Thundercock. This one is for you bud!

My incredibly hot mate says

You intrigue me. My brain likes you.

Personally I’d run now….

If I was in your shoes mate, I'd stay exactly where you are and have a bag of ice on standby. I've seen her in the flesh and she's fucking gorgeous.

B"

oh wow if only I knew. …

Humbled, Curious… but gracious.

….and thank you post master general Beef. Appreciate you.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Love this . I'm in

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By *onkoMan
10 weeks ago

here and there

In but not holding out any hope

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By *agicM53XMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington

I shall partake

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

-Midnight- a hot gentleman has asked me to pass this on to you

I dream of the day we can spend a night together.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

Giggle says ‘cannot play,, I’m barred’!

Love to giggle… see you in here soon

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Happy to help if anyone needs any admiration passing on to others

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Harlot! A very handsome friend of mine wanted you to know that he would be happy to let you use his face as a seat any time you're in need.

B

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve been a bit tied up. I’ve wriggled free now though, and have a message to pass on …

“Please would you be so kind and tell MrsMistypeaks how much munch I'd love to get her naked.”

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Ohh, I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm in !

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By *r SproutMan
10 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

Sweet and spice. My wants you to know that your pictures are classy and sexy.

I have to say i agree

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"RTG, your 14 July picture, you need to move your hand and let me sit there instead RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate "

Whoever this mystery mate is, can she sit on my face first? I like a little bit of foreplay.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Message incoming for the incomparable Belladonna!

“Could you please tell theBelladonna that the only things more enticing that her curves, are her sparkling smile, and kissable lips.”

My mate is not wrong. Oooft, those lips.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

And another, this time for a certain blonde with long legs!

“Please can you let long-legged blond know her smile is divine and I fancy the pants off her!”

I can. I have!

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By *lark_KentMan
10 weeks ago

Northampton

Sounds fun, im in. I hope spmeone fancies me

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Message incoming for the incomparable Belladonna!

“Could you please tell theBelladonna that the only things more enticing that her curves, are her sparkling smile, and kissable lips.”

My mate is not wrong. Oooft, those lips."

Send me a message, maybe you’ll taste my kissable lips

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
10 weeks ago

Next Door


"And another, this time for a certain blonde with long legs!

“Please can you let long-legged blond know her smile is divine and I fancy the pants off her!”

I can. I have!"

Mmmm interesting.

My pants look really good on the bedroom floor

Please come and say hello

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By *aM 689Man
10 weeks ago

Mordor

I'm in for a bit ..

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Alas, I'm a year out of your age range to message you directly ! So consider this me saying hello my dear !

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Sweet and spice. My wants you to know that your pictures are classy and sexy.

I have to say i agree "

That's what we were aiming for. Thank you Sprout and your 'friend'

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By *ensualbicockMan
10 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Hey Belladonna, our mate thinks you are an enigma within an enigma within an absolutely smoking wrapper

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By *LiamMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Let's see who I fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Hey Belladonna, our mate thinks you are an enigma within an enigma within an absolutely smoking wrapper "

Tell your mate this smoking wrapper needs help being unwrapped. The mystery can be discovered. Ask your mate to reveal themselves if they dare by PM.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.

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By *B69Woman
10 weeks ago

Wiltshire

RTG a beautiful friend of mine says

RTG you make me smile everyday, he’s witty handsome and oh those lips

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"RTG a beautiful friend of mine says. RTG you make me smile everyday, he’s witty handsome and oh those lips"

My lips could really do with some exercise if I’m honest. If your beautiful friend would like to help …

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in. "

If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh. I have a double header…. (And a message for 2 lovely men)

“Please tell Beef (of the delicious JulieandBeef) and Tea that while I'm enjoying them in their rainbow and sparkly postie pants... I'd prefer them out of them.”

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.

If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"

Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.

If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD

Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x"

That's what I'm doing.

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By *ingo00Man
10 weeks ago

Cowley

In and a willing postie

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

LL Blonde you sexy thing you,

My handsome, witty, erudite and athletic mate (he really does have it all) has asked me to pass on this message.

Can you tell the delicious LL blonde that I’m going to turn into a pumpkin soon. She needs to claim the drink and kiss

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you

Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.

Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.

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By *r99mr99Man
10 weeks ago

Ealing


"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.

If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"

Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Hey Tea Monkey, a mate would like to say that there aren’t many men that floats his/her boat but you are one of them.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.

If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD

Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them "

I have done. I was jokingly trying to cheer Fiddlesticks up, nothing more. :P

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
10 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you

Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.

Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card. "

The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.

I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter.

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

In for postie duties

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth

Late but in and happy to be postie too.

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

In for a bit

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

Derby

Sounds fun I'm in.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sweet and spice my handsome friend who always sees things in a special way has excelled in his observation skills.

He asks

Tell Mrs Sweet & Spice that I’ve been contemplating her profile picture and I’ve decided I would really, really like to peel her out of those lovely tight jeans and slowly kiss my way up her legs to the very tip-top.

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By *d mirerMan
10 weeks ago

lost

I’m in

Although potentially in and out

Not the old ‘in out in out ‘

More on and off

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hey Tea Monkey, a mate would like to say that there aren’t many men that floats his/her boat but you are one of them."

Oh really? I’m intrigued!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
10 weeks ago

IPSWICH

I'm in...

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By *B69Woman
10 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks

"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out"

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Melrose, a friend would like you to know that you have beautiful eyes, a great figure and good forum presence.

Definitely

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Sweet and spice my handsome friend who always sees things in a special way has excelled in his observation skills.

He asks

Tell Mrs Sweet & Spice that I’ve been contemplating her profile picture and I’ve decided I would really, really like to peel her out of those lovely tight jeans and slowly kiss my way up her legs to the very tip-top."

Ooooh that sounds like fun, wonder how long your friend was contemplating that

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Looks like no one fancies me

Gutted

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By *hiversMan
10 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

In

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks

"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out""

As long as he’s a repeater.

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum


"Melrose, a friend would like you to know that you have beautiful eyes, a great figure and good forum presence.

Definitely "

Awwwww thank you

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith


" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks

"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out""

A lovely offer, but I'm good thanks. XD

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

In

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex


"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you

Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.

Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.

The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.

I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter. "

Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns…

“TheBelladonna:

You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.”

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
10 weeks ago

Next Door


"LL Blonde you sexy thing you,

My handsome, witty, erudite and athletic mate (he really does have it all) has asked me to pass on this message.

Can you tell the delicious LL blonde that I’m going to turn into a pumpkin soon. She needs to claim the drink and kiss

"

I'm not keen on pumpkins.

A drink and a kiss is always nice

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

RoseTintedGlasses. I know we share a brain cell, but please stop stealing my women!!!! I said I’d post it though (grumbles)

“For RTG.... My minx of a mate says you need to work on your geography or that hot,slow, sweaty, grinding is never going to happen”

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth

Fiddlesticks, you’re up!

My beautiful friend says…

Hi could you let _iddlesticks know. That I can't stop checking out his crisp sandwich.

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By *ros40Man
10 weeks ago

Bedford

I can't I'm blocked by everyone on fab

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

In for a bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"RoseTintedGlasses. I know we share a brain cell, but please stop stealing my women!!!! I said I’d post it though (grumbles)"

I think your mate might be willing to share. Into the idea, even.

(And tell her I’ll gladly adjust my travel, just for her.)

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddlesticks, you’re up!

My beautiful friend says…

Hi could you let _iddlesticks know. That I can't stop checking out his crisp sandwich."

Well if they really want, I’ll let them have a nibble.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

@RoseTintedGlasses

‘cannot wait to see you again, steal a kiss or five, maybe roar between the sheets not just in your ear, and maybe carry on from where it was left, If you’re interested; the hubby knows his place in this; in the cuck chair’!

Good luck with that!

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By *tsMattyHMan
10 weeks ago

Inverurie

Yeah I'm in for a giggle

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Mr Shivers, there is someone that fancies you and finds you incredibly attractive

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.

“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"@RoseTintedGlasses ‘cannot wait to see you again, steal a kiss or five, maybe roar between the sheets not just in your ear, and maybe carry on from where it was left, If you’re interested; the hubby knows his place in this; in the cuck chair’! Good luck with that! "

I do like a woman who knows what she wants, and a man who knows his place.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth


"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.

“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson.

"

I do have a tendency to be cheeky.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.

“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson.

I do have a tendency to be cheeky. "

We can see that in your profile pic, I’d give those cheeks a peck.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I’ve a sizzling hot message for Crimson Rose from a titillating mate:

“CrimsonRose you’re a beauty. A delight. Your bum makes me cry. Erotic and mysterious. I’d like to explore you. ”.

Dripping with appeal or not at all appealing?

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bumping for bumping’ sake.

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By *onkoMan
10 weeks ago

here and there

Out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hi Wonko. Bye Wonko.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Crimson Rose oh one of such a sweet smile,

I’ve a message from the chap of such a sexy couple, he says

It's great to see that iconic bum back in the forum, can't wait to see it in the flesh.

He’s not wrong you know.

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By *andT2023Couple
10 weeks ago

in the middle

In and happy to play postperson

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Vixen from MandT, our mate says that you put the ding dong into thong

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "

Also, I’m not sure but I reckon they called you, Fidde, beautiful and not me.

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "

Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?

Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords. "

Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.

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By *ex HolesMan
10 weeks ago

Up North

Hi

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ohhh sorry I’m so tardy, here’s a wee missive from a horny pal!

Can you please tell _ea monkey the rainbow hot pants won’t be staying on for long ??

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?

Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.

Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved. "

Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?

Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.

Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.

Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak. "

Meat flaps?

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Message from a lovely gent:

Please tell the delightful Crimson Rose that I want her to ride me like that pole of hers.

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Message for Mrs TMN from sexy gent:

Mrs TMN i don’t half fancy

Rumpy pumpy in the library

Given half a chancey

Long term lusting that glorious rear

This old guy’s hots constantly sear

If she can guess who wrote this

Ogling her titties

I’ll DM one of my personal ditties

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By *iddlesticksMan
10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.

This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:

“ Hello beautiful. x

Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”

Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?

Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.

Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.

Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak.

Meat flaps? "

The good old labia kebab.

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By *andT2023Couple
10 weeks ago

in the middle

Message for mrs twisty nipples ...

Someone woukd like to rummage in your nets xxx

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By *andT2023Couple
10 weeks ago

in the middle


"Vixen from MandT, our mate says that you put the ding dong into thong "

Haha well thanks so much

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By *andT2023Couple
10 weeks ago

in the middle


"Message for mrs twisty nipples ...

Someone woukd like to rummage in your nets xxx"

Sorry exact wording was fish around in her nets

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you

Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.

Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.

The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.

I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter.

Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns…

“TheBelladonna:

You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.”

"

Please send your mate this mesage in response: Three? You’d not be satiated with only three. I specialise in moreish meals.

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By *inxy777Woman
10 weeks ago

essex

In and late!! x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ohhh sorry I’m so tardy, here’s a wee missive from a horny pal!

Can you please tell _ea monkey the rainbow hot pants won’t be staying on for long ??"

I can be persuaded

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By *partharmonyCouple
10 weeks ago

Ruislip

Go on then. We're in.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very earnest friend has asked me to post this on their behalf;

mate can you tell Minxy she’s lovely curvy in all the right places and knows how to make me feel good.

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By *onkoMan
10 weeks ago

here and there

In

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth

For _d mirer - my beautiful friend says…

Wanna get lost together?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Message from a lovely gent:

Please tell the delightful Crimson Rose that I want her to ride me like that pole of hers."

I assure you, you don’t want this dead weight clamped onto any of your body parts and spinning

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