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"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you "Can you indicate where that soft spot is? | |||
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"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you
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"My mate passed this on… Happy birthday to Dark Sovereign. I’d like to give him a present that he won’t forget and can’t open in public " Thank you mystery poster! You have my attention | |||
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"My mate has just passed me this message for Mr Sprout; Please, please, please can I sit on your face? " My face is my best feature so it seems a shame to cover it. But if it makes you smile I suppose I’ll allow it | |||
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"A message for Dee. I really hope that soon I can explore your curves, gently but firmly touching you with the abandon we both desire" We better make some progress on the plan then. | |||
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Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.
I think she’s lovely too. | |||
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP? Cos if so, I’m in. Mrs TMN x" I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today | |||
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP? Cos if so, I’m in. Mrs TMN x I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today " IN | |||
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP? Cos if so, I’m in. Mrs TMN x I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today IN" They’re very tight, I’m not sure you’d fit in them too | |||
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Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.
I think she’s lovely too."Thank you so much whoever you are  | |||
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"A message for Harlot from a very good friend; I've really enjoyed our chats so far, long may they continue! I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I had the guts to be flirtier with you sometimes, though." | |||
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"Message for Mr Sprout: "I would like him to be my A plan anytime."" Thank you mystery poster | |||
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"Message for MrsMistyPeaks: "Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen."" FFS You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line | |||
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"Message for MrsMistyPeaks: "Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen." FFS You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line "Where does it say that? Errr I mean my friend was asking where does it say that. | |||
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RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate | |||
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"That was quick I only just got changed into the postie shorts A message from my handsome friend for Harlot O Scara. Wrap me in glitter, I’ll be your sinner if you’ll be my dinner x B" Oh my | |||
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"Julie and Beef A chap of some repute wants me to pass on It’s a shame they're not closer, because I think given the way our senses of humour align we'd get on like a house on fire?" This is the age of the train. Let's make a plan and burn that sucker down*. *Not our house, that's would be far too inconvenient. B | |||
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"Another message from a gorgeous friend of mine .Can you please wish Dark Sovereign happy birthday and tell him I would like to hear that Leo roarrr... lucky man x" That can be arranged. Scratch my belly and the roarrr will soon follow | |||
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I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?
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"Chillout! My really fit mate says lovely to see your profile back and that you are out of retirement ;-)
I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?
B"Thank you
Fab is a bit like Hotel California. You can check out any time you like but never really leave 
P.S. Fit mate please make yourself known | |||
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"Fabtastic Mr Fox, Those thighs, if they ever need massaging,then I'm your girl This is from a beautiful woman..." Tell her to break out the horse liniment and she can massage them all day long. There's a 20 year old hamstring knot that needs getting out if she has good thumbs. | |||
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"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you " Oh gosh, please don’t make me blush.. I’m no good at this. I’m better at post master.
But I am gracious, thank you.
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP? Cos if so, I’m in. Mrs TMN x" | |||
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"Message for Chad ThunderCock my beautiful friend says she'd like to hear some thunders sometime.... "I don’t know even know how to respond?
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Tell your beautiful friend, I’ll be sat on the park bench, 8pm tonight holding flowers, and invite them to meet me there. Maybe we can figure this thing out…
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"Paging Chad Thundercock. This one is for you bud! My incredibly hot mate says You intrigue me. My brain likes you. Personally I’d run now…. If I was in your shoes mate, I'd stay exactly where you are and have a bag of ice on standby. I've seen her in the flesh and she's fucking gorgeous. B" oh wow if only I knew. … 
Humbled, Curious… but gracious.
….and thank you post master general Beef. Appreciate you.
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"RTG, your 14 July picture, you need to move your hand and let me sit there instead RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate "Whoever this mystery mate is, can she sit on my face first? I like a little bit of foreplay. | |||
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"Message incoming for the incomparable Belladonna! “Could you please tell theBelladonna that the only things more enticing that her curves, are her sparkling smile, and kissable lips.” My mate is not wrong. Oooft, those lips." Send me a message, maybe you’ll taste my kissable lips | |||
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"And another, this time for a certain blonde with long legs! “Please can you let long-legged blond know her smile is divine and I fancy the pants off her!” I can. I have!" Mmmm interesting. My pants look really good on the bedroom floor
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"Sweet and spice. My wants you to know that your pictures are classy and sexy. I have to say i agree "That's what we were aiming for. Thank you Sprout and your 'friend' | |||
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"Hey Belladonna, our mate thinks you are an enigma within an enigma within an absolutely smoking wrapper "Tell your mate this smoking wrapper needs help being unwrapped. The mystery can be discovered. Ask your mate to reveal themselves if they dare by PM. | |||
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"RTG a beautiful friend of mine says. RTG you make me smile everyday, he’s witty handsome and oh those lips" My lips could really do with some exercise if I’m honest. If your beautiful friend would like to help … | |||
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in. "If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD | |||
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x | |||
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD
Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x"That's what I'm doing. | |||
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Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card. | |||
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them | |||
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD
Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them "I have done. I was jokingly trying to cheer Fiddlesticks up, nothing more. :P | |||
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card. "
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter. | |||
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"Hey Tea Monkey, a mate would like to say that there aren’t many men that floats his/her boat but you are one of them." Oh really? I’m intrigued! | |||
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"Sweet and spice my handsome friend who always sees things in a special way has excelled in his observation skills. He asks Tell Mrs Sweet & Spice that I’ve been contemplating her profile picture and I’ve decided I would really, really like to peel her out of those lovely tight jeans and slowly kiss my way up her legs to the very tip-top." Ooooh that sounds like fun, wonder how long your friend was contemplating that | |||
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" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks "My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out"" As long as he’s a repeater. | |||
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"Melrose, a friend would like you to know that you have beautiful eyes, a great figure and good forum presence. Definitely "Awwwww thank you | |||
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" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks "My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out"" A lovely offer, but I'm good thanks. XD | |||
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter. "Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns… “TheBelladonna: You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.” | |||
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"LL Blonde you sexy thing you, My handsome, witty, erudite and athletic mate (he really does have it all) has asked me to pass on this message. Can you tell the delicious LL blonde that I’m going to turn into a pumpkin soon. She needs to claim the drink and kiss "I'm not keen on pumpkins. A drink and a kiss is always nice | |||
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"RoseTintedGlasses. I know we share a brain cell, but please stop stealing my women!!!! I said I’d post it though (grumbles)" I think your mate might be willing to share. Into the idea, even.
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"Fiddlesticks, you’re up! My beautiful friend says… Hi could you let _iddlesticks know. That I can't stop checking out his crisp sandwich." Well if they really want, I’ll let them have a nibble. | |||
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"@RoseTintedGlasses ‘cannot wait to see you again, steal a kiss or five, maybe roar between the sheets not just in your ear, and maybe carry on from where it was left, If you’re interested; the hubby knows his place in this; in the cuck chair’! Good luck with that! "
I do like a woman who knows what she wants, and a man who knows his place. | |||
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"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie. “Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson. ”
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"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie. “Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson. ”
I do have a tendency to be cheeky. "We can see that in your profile pic, I’d give those cheeks a peck. | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "Also, I’m not sure but I reckon they called you, Fidde, beautiful and not me. | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords. | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords. "Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved. | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved. "Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak. | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.
Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak. "Meat flaps? | |||
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you. This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this: “ Hello beautiful. x Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ” Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.
Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak.
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"Vixen from MandT, our mate says that you put the ding dong into thong "Haha well thanks so much | |||
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"Message for mrs twisty nipples ... Someone woukd like to rummage in your nets xxx" Sorry exact wording was fish around in her nets Xxx | |||
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter.
Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns…
“TheBelladonna:
You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.”
"Please send your mate this mesage in response: Three? You’d not be satiated with only three. I specialise in moreish meals. | |||
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"Ohhh sorry I’m so tardy, here’s a wee missive from a horny pal! Can you please tell _ea monkey the rainbow hot pants won’t be staying on for long ??" I can be persuaded | |||
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"Message from a lovely gent: Please tell the delightful Crimson Rose that I want her to ride me like that pole of hers." I assure you, you don’t want this dead weight clamped onto any of your body parts and spinning | |||
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