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 'Oh f**k him' I thought and let the wand carry on buzzing!
It's now only just gone 8.30 and already he's been down, hammering on my door and ranting about 'the amount of noise coming from my flat at 7am!' He really is an obnoxious prick, but I feigned a smile and said...
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I disturb you? It's just that..since having surgery on my leg, I've got nerve damage and it can be very painful first thing in the morning; so I find it really helps if I massage it with one my vibrating sex toys!" He couldn't even look me in the eye after that and stormed off back upstairs  | |||
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"This morning, my wand felt so relaxing, gliding across my skin, I ended up drifting back to sleep. That is, until a loud banging and a "shut up with the f***ing noise!" came from the flat above. OMG! That man must have super-sensitive hearing! 'Oh f**k him' I thought and let the wand carry on buzzing!
It's now only just gone 8.30 and already he's been down, hammering on my door and ranting about 'the amount of noise coming from my flat at 7am!' He really is an obnoxious prick, but I feigned a smile and said...
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I disturb you? It's just that..since having surgery on my leg, I've got nerve damage and it can be very painful first thing in the morning; so I find it really helps if I massage it with one my vibrating sex toys!" He couldn't even look me in the eye after that and stormed off back upstairs "Your Gas  | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off?"  | |||
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"This morning, my wand felt so relaxing, gliding across my skin, I ended up drifting back to sleep. That is, until a loud banging and a "shut up with the f***ing noise!" came from the flat above. OMG! That man must have super-sensitive hearing! 'Oh f**k him' I thought and let the wand carry on buzzing!
It's now only just gone 8.30 and already he's been down, hammering on my door and ranting about 'the amount of noise coming from my flat at 7am!' He really is an obnoxious prick, but I feigned a smile and said...
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I disturb you? It's just that..since having surgery on my leg, I've got nerve damage and it can be very painful first thing in the morning; so I find it really helps if I massage it with one my vibrating sex toys!" He couldn't even look me in the eye after that and stormed off back upstairs "I need to try this and see if I get the same response | |||
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"Oooftt OP "Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night 
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank | |||
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"This morning, my wand felt so relaxing, gliding across my skin, I ended up drifting back to sleep. That is, until a loud banging and a "shut up with the f***ing noise!" came from the flat above. OMG! That man must have super-sensitive hearing! 'Oh f**k him' I thought and let the wand carry on buzzing!
It's now only just gone 8.30 and already he's been down, hammering on my door and ranting about 'the amount of noise coming from my flat at 7am!' He really is an obnoxious prick, but I feigned a smile and said...
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I disturb you? It's just that..since having surgery on my leg, I've got nerve damage and it can be very painful first thing in the morning; so I find it really helps if I massage it with one my vibrating sex toys!" He couldn't even look me in the eye after that and stormed off back upstairs "So you fell asleep and it was still buzzing away...That must have been annoying for him for sure. Consideration costs nothing | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off?" It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. | |||
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" I need to try this and see if I get the same response "Haha! Morning my lovely friend, sorry haven't spoken to you for a few weeks  | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already." Maybe your wand is his version of a dog whistle. He can hear it but nobody else can | |||
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"7am is a bit early for that tbh. I wouldn't be annoyed if it was a one off but I'm guessing it's a reoccurring issue?" I can imagine the amount of 7 am sex people get | |||
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"7am is a bit early for that tbh. I wouldn't be annoyed if it was a one off but I'm guessing it's a reoccurring issue? I can imagine the amount of 7 am sex people get" The early bird catches the worm | |||
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"So you fell asleep and it was still buzzing away...That must have been annoying for him for sure. Consideration costs nothing" I hear what you're saying and you are absolutely right...consideration costs nothing! Perhaps you may wish to read my other comment in response to MrsNice. May I also ask, if you were in my situation...having been left with painful nerve damage in your leg, after having melanoma skin cancer cut out of it, and then advised by your specialist to massage it daily, to break up the scar tissue and to relieve the pain ... would you suffer in silence just for the sake of not upsetting your neighbour who has a reputation for making unjust complaints about all the tenants | |||
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"7am is a bit early for that tbh. I wouldn't be annoyed if it was a one off but I'm guessing it's a reoccurring issue? I can imagine the amount of 7 am sex people get The early bird catches the worm" Charming! Thanks for that Willy  | |||
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"So you fell asleep and it was still buzzing away...That must have been annoying for him for sure. Consideration costs nothing I hear what you're saying and you are absolutely right...consideration costs nothing! Perhaps you may wish to read my other comment in response to MrsNice. May I also ask, if you were in my situation...having been left with painful nerve damage in your leg, after having melanoma skin cancer cut out of it, and then advised by your specialist to massage it daily, to break up the scar tissue and to relieve the pain ... would you suffer in silence just for the sake of not upsetting your neighbour who has a reputation for making unjust complaints about all the tenants "Lol. As I said consideration costs nothing and I am sure if you tried speaking with him reasonably instead of tit for tat then you may actually get a resolution Communication is key Good luck | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already." Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank "Throw the wand away Ellie. I’ve been training my tongue for moments like this.. | |||
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"Lol. As I said consideration costs nothing and I am sure if you tried speaking with him reasonably instead of tit for tat then you may actually get a resolution Communication is key Good luck" | |||
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"From your comments he sounds like a cunt. I hope your recovery is going well. "Yeah, you could say that. The other neighbours are hoping he's not going to be here that long. And thanks. Slowly but surely getting there. | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours " Love it! If things get that bad, I'll give it a try | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours Love it! If things get that bad, I'll give it a try "I'll wait to hear the response to that | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank
Throw the wand away Ellie. I’ve been training my tongue for moments like this.. "Haha, promises, promises DS! I'm still waiting for you to deliver on the offer you made in the Fab Bar 2 nights ago | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours Love it! If things get that bad, I'll give it a try
I'll wait to hear the response to that "I'd better plug all my vibrating toys in to charge up, so I'm armed and ready | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours Love it! If things get that bad, I'll give it a try
I'll wait to hear the response to that
I'd better plug all my vibrating toys in to charge up, so I'm armed and ready "Yer definitely hun | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank "I think you should invite a load of female likeminded friends round and all use your wands together, let the low frequency buzzing drive him mental | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off? It's virtually silent MrsNice! He is someone who has complained about everyone and everything since he moved in, and yet seems oblivious that his loud laughing and talking until 2-3 in the morning most nights is disturbing all the other neighbours, despite letters from the landlord already. Lucky he's not my neighbour I'd tape a few wands to the ceiling leave them on a go out for a few hours Love it! If things get that bad, I'll give it a try
I'll wait to hear the response to that
I'd better plug all my vibrating toys in to charge up, so I'm armed and ready
Yer definitely hun" | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank
Throw the wand away Ellie. I’ve been training my tongue for moments like this..
Haha, promises, promises DS! I'm still waiting for you to deliver on the offer you made in the Fab Bar 2 nights ago "Fine, I’ll put my cock back in the freezer. It should be ready for you to play with in approximately 2 hours   | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank
I think you should invite a load of female likeminded friends round and all use your wands together, let the low frequency buzzing drive him mental "Well, I wouldn't want to drive him mental, as that is a serious issue many of us have been through
But I'm sure it wouldn't do any harm to invite my gal pals over one evening for an Ann Summers party, and ask the sales lady to to demonstrate all the vibrators in one hit | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank
Throw the wand away Ellie. I’ve been training my tongue for moments like this..
Haha, promises, promises DS! I'm still waiting for you to deliver on the offer you made in the Fab Bar 2 nights ago
Fine, I’ll put my cock back in the freezer. It should be ready for you to play with in approximately 2 hours "Bit late now I'm not hot now the weather has cooled down lol | |||
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"It must have been really disturbing him. Why didn't you turn it off?" Exactly this. That's so insensitive of you. Honestly some people. Next you'll be telling us you weren't actually using it to massage your leg!  | |||
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"Oooftt OP
Haha, well..he had it coming, he's been a miserable c**t since he moved in, disturbing everyone else late at night
Btw, is it obvious I'm now in a bad mood? Maybe I need to switch my wand back on and have a good long lady wank
I think you should invite a load of female likeminded friends round and all use your wands together, let the low frequency buzzing drive him mental
Well, I wouldn't want to drive him mental, as that is a serious issue many of us have been through
But I'm sure it wouldn't do any harm to invite my gal pals over one evening for an Ann Summers party, and ask the sales lady to to demonstrate all the vibrators in one hit "That was a poor choice of words, my apologies. Replace with piss him off more | |||
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