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By *tYourPleasure_80 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Newcastle

We've all done it! And who can forget the hilarious Ken Lee (can't live) audition clip ??. If you haven't seen it, trust me it will make your day!

Sometimes singers pronunciation makes it really hard to gather what they're saying.

Which song have you sang mishearing the lyrics? And when you found out have you changed or kept your lyrics?

I'll start: Queen - fat bottom girls

Mine:Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside that egg fried rice?

Original: Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside that red firelight?

I think mines better! (Sorry Freddie)

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
28 weeks ago

manchester

Blink 182

For years I thought the lyric was, “I walk alone”

When it was indeed “I wore cologne”

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By *tYourPleasure_80 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Blink 182

For years I thought the lyric was, “I walk alone”

When it was indeed “I wore cologne”"

Yours is better! I have that on my gym playlist! I'll be hearing that from now on!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Starship:

"We built this city on sausage rolls,”

vs

“We built this city on rock and roll.”

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By *onjamesMan
28 weeks ago

Bedworth

I think the Peter Kay stand up set he does on them has got me. Between we are family- staple the vicar and love in a femi Dom

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
28 weeks ago

The last house on the left…

Nightcrawlers - Push the Feeling On

I could never understand a word that dude was saying.

“Your lies are f**kng up

Your lies have gotten a Smurf” !?!?!?!

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By *s2pervsCouple
28 weeks ago

Truro

One of my all time favourites...

Lock the Cashbox, (Rock th Casbah)

The Clash.

Mr. X

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
28 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

Bruno Mars - "dripping in finesse" to "a trip in Inverness"

Thank me later

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
28 weeks ago

Sunderland

I mishear 100s of lyrics. Doesn't stop me happily belting them out at the top of my voice

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Bruno Mars - "dripping in finesse" to "a trip in Inverness"

Thank me later"

Oh FFS. I’m driving to Inverness tomorrow and Monday. Cheers for 13 hours of this going through my head.

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By *rPunxMan
28 weeks ago

Hull

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By *rPunxMan
28 weeks ago

Hull

"Most of mine come about by me actually changing the lyrics on purpose out of bordem. So Robbie Williams angels... she offers me protection, for my huge erection

Or atomic kitten.. baby your the one, you still turn me on, you can lick my hole again "

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By *oxychicWoman
28 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

“Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
28 weeks ago

Sunderland

" “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

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See I thought it was money for nothing and your shakes for free.

I just thought they really liked Milkshakes.

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By *oxychicWoman
28 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

" “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

See I thought it was money for nothing and your shakes for free.

I just thought they really liked Milkshakes. "
haha they might of done lol

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
28 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

"Bruno Mars - "dripping in finesse" to "a trip in Inverness"

Thank me later

Oh FFS. I’m driving to Inverness tomorrow and Monday. Cheers for 13 hours of this going through my head. "

Sorry Picasso... you're gonna have to put the song on that journey for reference now

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
28 weeks ago

Hastings

The Eton Rifles

by The Jam

The girl I was with

Throught it was EATING Trifle

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
28 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Turkey

I still sing that when I hear that track

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By *osie xWoman
28 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Sweet carrot cake instead of Caroline

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
28 weeks ago

Norwichish

“I just died in your arms tonight, must have been some kind of cheese” cutting crew

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By *he love catsCouple
28 weeks ago

South Wales

Ivory Madonna UB40, I thought it was I'm a prima Donna.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
28 weeks ago

Doncaster

Bon Jovi, dead or alive

My version: With a slip stream on my back

Actual, with a 6 string on my back

That's only one of many,

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By *orksRockerMan
28 weeks ago

Bradford

You have to be of a certain age but The Police's So Lonely was often said to be singing about Sue Lawley

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

You don't know your bin is full - as sung to me by a kid at my school with a one direction obsession.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

my mum thought the lyrics to lauyrn hills ex factor was...

"Tell me who i have to see ,To get a rest from this suppository"

when infact they are ..

"Tell me who I have to be ,To get some reciprocity"

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
28 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Tina Moore - Never gonna let you go

"Never gonna let you go, cause you're my baby...worth scoring a million GOALS"..

Should have been .."worth more than a million in gold"

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By *heel markMan
28 weeks ago

beside the sea

Forever in Blue Jeans.Neil Diamond.

I thought it was Reverend blue jeans for years

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

Fun random fact: mishearing a song lyric as something else is called a mondegreen!

My favourite is from 10,000 Fists by Disturbed:

"This giant Bulbasaur will make you shiver tonight"

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By *azza72Man
28 weeks ago

Leeds

“Shaving off my muff for you” Whitney Houston

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By *he Silver FuxMan
28 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I wear goggles when you are not near… I Try by Macy Gray

Take your pants down, And make it happen

Flashdance Irene Cara I think

And there’s that woman that Paul Young sings about who steals from the butcher… every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
28 weeks ago

Sunderland

Pretty much every line of REMS End Of The World. I just say things really quickly

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By *ildmanYorksMan
28 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

The Eurythmics Love is a Stranger.

I always thought Annie Lennox was singing

And I want you

And I want you

And I want you

Searching circumcision

I still don't know what the correct lyrics are

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
28 weeks ago

Darlington

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
28 weeks ago

Darlington

I always thought the Bohemian Rhapsody line was

Spare him is life for his pork sausages

It’s really Spare him his life for his monstrosities

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By *urvelover87Man
28 weeks ago

lomdon

There is this song from Iran which became a meme in Italy as it sounds exactly as if someone is talking nonsense in Italian.The entire song is a misheard lyric.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
28 weeks ago

Torquay

Concrete and clay, not really a misheard lyric but he does say "my feet begin to crumble"

Also ever lasting glove, don't know where you get them from but wish I did

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental

Tori Amos - professional widow.

“Honey bring your toes to my lips”

Either “it’s got a big dick” or “it’s a scabby pig”

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
28 weeks ago

Sussex

Captain Sensible version of Happy Talk

Talk about the boy

saying to the girl

Golly baby, I'm a lucky c**t.

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By *irtydevil666Man
28 weeks ago

bristol

Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese

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By *rPunxMan
28 weeks ago

Hull

"Tori Amos - professional widow.

“Honey bring your toes to my lips”

Either “it’s got a big dick” or “it’s a scabby pig” "
there's a few more in that one. Something about "don't bring any dogs home tonight" and also "scaby knees" it's not about beastiality is it?

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By *rPunxMan
28 weeks ago

Hull

Another one by Annie Lennox not sure of the song title but.... "I walked into the room, suddenly my arse goes boom" and "must be talking to a ninja"

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By *rPunxMan
28 weeks ago

Hull

There's that song by blonde call me where she is constantly singing "corned beef"

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By *hromosexualsCouple
28 weeks ago

Near Abercynon

Ciao Adios I'm done... Anne Marie

Sounds like shower the horse I'm done.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
26 weeks ago

Sussex

A few videos spoofing Adele's backing vocalists on Rolling in the Deep.

Their version of the chorus goes

A thousand queer sheep

Never had bare feet

Pigeons carnivore

Rolling in the Deep

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By *hocolate37Man
26 weeks ago

Heathrow

https://www.kissthisguy.com/

Loads of them!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Less misheard, much more deliberate, but "It's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll" is absolutely a thing.

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