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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Stockton

Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

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By *partharmonyCouple
11 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?"

Yes. That's exactly it.

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it. "

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?"

It's funny you should ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Exactly. Martians are weird. Their penises more weird.

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By *naswingdressWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?"

In this country, and Wales... yes.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Men are from Mars and indeed women are from Venus. Lots on here will have opinions straight from Uranus though.

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes."

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent.

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes.

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent."

And you can’t wank at more than 20 mph

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes.

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent.

And you can’t wank at more than 20 mph"

There has been a dramatic reduction in friction burns since they brought that in.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

It's quite a distance between the 2 planets, so a big telescope is needed

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
11 weeks ago

Wolvo

I’ll look at your penis OP. Just make sure the light is off and youre facing north easterly on a tuesday

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By *agnar73Man
11 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Exactly. Martians are weird. Their penises more weird. "

Isn’t it Venusian penii that women want if they’re from Venus?

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