FabSwingers.com forum: Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockton

Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?"

Yes. That's exactly it.

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockton

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it. "

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
over a year ago

Newmill

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?"

It's funny you should ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly. Martians are weird. Their penises more weird.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?"

In this country, and Wales... yes.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Men are from Mars and indeed women are from Venus. Lots on here will have opinions straight from Uranus though.

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes."

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent.

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes.

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent."

And you can’t wank at more than 20 mph

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"Is that why they don’t want to look at my penis?

Yes. That's exactly it.

I thought as much. Alls I want to do is flash my penis to random unsuspecting women online. Is that really such a crime?

In this country, and Wales... yes.

In Wales, it's only illegal to flash your penis at sheep, and only if it's without consent.

And you can’t wank at more than 20 mph"

There has been a dramatic reduction in friction burns since they brought that in.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's quite a distance between the 2 planets, so a big telescope is needed

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
over a year ago

Wolvo

I’ll look at your penis OP. Just make sure the light is off and youre facing north easterly on a tuesday

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Exactly. Martians are weird. Their penises more weird. "

Isn’t it Venusian penii that women want if they’re from Venus?

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