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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur." Good call. Not had it in a long time | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time" A cocktail ... right now any would do !! | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time A cocktail ... right now any would do !!" Sex on the beach coming up | |||
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"A cool IPA please. It's 'effing hot here! Gbat " Most certainly. Good call | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time A cocktail ... right now any would do !! Sex on the beach coming up" Oooo yes please | |||
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"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please! " Would you like that pornstar dirty? | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time A cocktail ... right now any would do !! Sex on the beach coming up Oooo yes please " See I'm good  | |||
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"An extra long island ice tea please bartender" Coming right up m'lady | |||
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"1 pint of leffe blonde and a bag of chilli heatwave please barman." With pleasure. Take a seat | |||
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"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly "Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink? | |||
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"An IPA would be good... followed by a flatliner " That kind of day eh? | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time A cocktail ... right now any would do !! Sex on the beach coming up Oooo yes please See I'm good "I know you are ...well most of the time | |||
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"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please! Would you like that pornstar dirty?" Oohhh! Leave that sort of talk until i’m actually back home Jay… | |||
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"I'll take two pornstar martinis please. Thank you very much. Mrs " I hope one of them is for me… | |||
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"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please! Would you like that pornstar dirty? Oohhh! Leave that sort of talk until i’m actually back home Jay… " A professional question squire  | |||
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"I'll take two pornstar martinis please. Thank you very much. Mrs " Apologies. You got queue jumped | |||
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"Dark rum and ginger beer lots of ice and a wedge of lime please bar tender " Coming right up | |||
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"Whisky and ginger please, lots of ice" With pleasure. Take a seat I'll be but a moment | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Good call. Not had it in a long time A cocktail ... right now any would do !! Sex on the beach coming up Oooo yes please See I'm good
I know you are ...well most of the time "Would the lady like a refill? | |||
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"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly
Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink?"Yeh go on then | |||
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"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly
Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink?
Yeh go on then "Sit back and enjoy the torsos then | |||
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"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other " Any preference we have several filter coffees available | |||
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"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other Any preference we have several filter coffees available" No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks. | |||
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"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other Any preference we have several filter coffees available No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks. " I'm a barman not a barista sir | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur." That’s because Big Innes has been in and d*unk it all | |||
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"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other Any preference we have several filter coffees available No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks. I'm a barman not a barista sir" I will pop next door to Papa Tonioni for a proper coffee then and will come back later for a drink or too | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur." Hmmm... melon and cola... interesting combo...  
A large glass of Sauvignon here, please, barkeep... | |||
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"Could I possibly have a mojito classic and a strawberry mojito as it's been a very long day squire?" Coming right up. Take a load off while I prepare it | |||
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"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur. Hmmm... melon and cola... interesting combo...
A large glass of Sauvignon here, please, barkeep..."Certainly m'lady | |||
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"Slippery nipple please x" Shall provide it personally  | |||
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"The fab bar is open, who's having what??" Henry Westerns original with crushed ice and splash of vimto please.. | |||
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"Guinness for himself and ill have a mojhito please " Mojito! | |||
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"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled "I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested? | |||
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"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled
I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested? "Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over | |||
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"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled
I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?
Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over "Like whacking one of those ice pops inside | |||
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"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled
I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?
Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over
Like whacking one of those ice pops inside "Yes but imagine if it got stuck inside and you had to rush down to B'mouth hospital  Mind you, I'm in no doubt they've seen worse | |||
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"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled
I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?
Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over "It can transform into a snake and slither all over your body if you’d like. That’ll ought to cool you right down! | |||
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