FabSwingers.com forum: This site is fake!

By *rangeman OP Man
11 weeks ago

Accrington

This site is fake!

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By *rangeman OP Man
11 weeks ago

Accrington

This site is fake!

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By *hoirCouple
11 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Orangeman bad

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

It’s true, I thought it was eBay

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By *na_hot69Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

lol

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By *oshSardineMan
11 weeks ago

Castleknock

I’ll give this thread 5 minutes.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"This site is fake!"

Something upset you?

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"This site is fake!"

Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"This site is fake!"

Indeed it is.

I am not real either.

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
11 weeks ago

Sutton

You did not have to join, upon your own opinion, though you did for a reason,

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP. Are you ok, hun?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"This site is fake!"

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

...

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By *uke OzadeMan
11 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"This site is fake!"

Calm your tits bro

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There ain't no fake but what you make.

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By *ycanNightsMan
11 weeks ago

Workington

Fake it to you make it

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Trump?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Oh thank god! It’s all been a dream …

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"This site is fake!"

Is it a simulation? Or is it flat and not round?…

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By *olden PoleMan
11 weeks ago

Thal

I’m Spartacus

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By *omRachCouple
11 weeks ago

Wirral

We have met 3 guys from this site, if they weren't real then the AI was shit hot.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere

Oh. My. God...if this is fake then the last 9 years have been fake with someone I met on here...I'm living in a fake world, it's all be a lie all along?! The wedding?!

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By *airyboxMan
11 weeks ago

sheffield

"This site is fake!"

Thanks for the advice.

I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

It's so fake he had to say it twice

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By *appytochatMan
11 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

"It's so fake he had to say it twice "

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill

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By *urls and DressesWoman
11 weeks ago

Somewhere near here

We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.

Welcome to the Truman Show!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Checked, nope my boobs are real

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.

Welcome to the Truman Show!"

Shhhhhhh! The directors will be pissed if they see this

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By *ltrMan
11 weeks ago

sheffield

Had to give myself a slap round the face when I read this post to make sure it was me

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By *aseylee324Couple
11 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
11 weeks ago

Midlothian

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If this is the Matrix, can Keanu Reeves come say hi please

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By *ARKblondeCouple
11 weeks ago

london

"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

??????

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

I think that's the problem. No one did and that's why he's unmasking the veil of reality in hope to find justification in the higher dimension? (Shoulder shrug)

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "

We can do that? Can I have the contact details please?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Have we been meeting fake people then? Like AI? Omg why didn't anyone tell me sooner.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"It's so fake he had to say it twice

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill

Ha ha

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
11 weeks ago

Midlothian

"Who pissed in your Cheerios?

??????"

What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"This site is fake!

Thanks for the advice.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??"

Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha

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By *ilverjagMan
11 weeks ago

swansea

"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "

Many a true word said in jest! I happen to know a very eccentric 75 year old widowed multi millionaire, who upon hearing about some of his office staff getting dates off the internet, got his company secretary to upload a profile on a very well known dating site, and pay the subscription on the company credit card. When nobody fancied him he told the company secretary to get on to them a demand the money back. I don't think that he got a result though.

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By *osey WalesMan
11 weeks ago

Surrey

I only joined as i was looking for a roundabout or a slide and some swings for my garden.

This place is so fake. I've not seen one post for fab swings or even a half enjoyable slide or any decent garden play equipment.

So fake

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By *ickNick500Man
11 weeks ago

Herts

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

Own up...who's now singing to themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Oh for god sake now i find out its fake!

Been on and off here for around 10 years and i never realised.

Its all so clear now.

Next thing somebody will say father christmas and the easter bunny is fake too... please dont tell me if they are, my heart couldnt take it this morning lol x

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Want some cheese to accompany your whine?

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By *asycouple1971Couple
11 weeks ago

midlands

Liked and shared. Hope I win.

Mr.

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By *anilla switchWoman
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

"It's so fake he had to say it twice

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill

A resounding success I’m sure

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By *immyinreadingMan
11 weeks ago

henley on thames

"This site is fake!"

In what way?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Did you not get your willy wet?

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By *elloWoman
11 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Does that mean your profile and your forum thread is also fake, well I'm glad I didn't fall for it and send you a 'faf' message, wouldn't I have looked foolishly gullible.

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11 weeks ago

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By *airyboxMan
11 weeks ago

sheffield

"This site is fake!

Thanks for the advice.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??

Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha

Oh at least there’s someone else questioning their reality. I can assure you everything is quite real

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By *ong alMan
11 weeks ago

barnsley

It's all AI

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

This reply is fake!

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By *CExeCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

U ok hun?

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Just here for the comments lol

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By *aytime78Man
11 weeks ago

west midlands

deffo some fake people but thats life in genrall not just here id say its better than any other platforms and at a fiver you caint go wrong ive met some good people off here not a great deal but slowly slowly catch the monkey keep punching fella

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By *atentHeelsCouple
11 weeks ago

Salford

"This site is fake!"

Is someone hurt about their lack of success thinking a swinging site would be like shooting fish in a barrel?

Move along sunshine.

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By *affron40Woman
11 weeks ago

manchester

Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake

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By *B904280Man
11 weeks ago

Accrington

On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake "

Lewis Vitton

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

Do you actually have them? I'd normally say cornflakes

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By *icketToRudeCouple
11 weeks ago

Wellingborough

"On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP

Why apologise?

When you're not real

just as pointless as this pretend reply I'm not actually typing on a site that isn't there

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By *etropolitainMan
11 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

"This site is fake!"

Then just leave

It’s not rocket science

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By *issalignedTV/TS
11 weeks ago

London

"This site is fake!"

know I’m told

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I did too!!!!!

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By *ortyairCouple
11 weeks ago

Wallasey

On a quantum level it could be said that everything is fake,

Mrs x

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I demand a recount.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I demand a recount."

But are all persons registered? Or even legal

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By *amiejay1986Man
11 weeks ago

blackpool

7-8 years ago when I first started on here it was such a different site to be on it was so relaxed and a lot more genuine people and genuine accounts

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By *mily36CWoman
11 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Maybe it's just a matrix... red pill or blue pill?!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

It took him 2 months to realise!!

I remember we used to be able fool them for at least 6 months.

Who has been doing Gold scams and pretending they’re in the military?

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Apparently they make cupcakes in China.

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By *assy69Man
11 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

Yes, I stumbled in thinking this was the science reading room, now I am trapped with no way out……. And I’ve just discovered that I am a hologram……. This site is fake and so am I……. And he’s Spartacus

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

"This site is fake!

Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy"

Deliverporn maybe?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
11 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Yep, you found out the conspiracy, I'm fake and all the women I have met and been verified by are fakes

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By *odgerMooreMan
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

“Fake News”

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
11 weeks ago

Middle England

We are not real but the figment of someone's imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"“Fake News”

Ok, Donald!

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

I thought this was the fab Ice lolly supplier. It was only when I got on here, was when I realised it was actually the place where people sell human skin rugs.

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
11 weeks ago

Bradford

Had my dick fake sucked by someone I didn't meet on here the other day.... Wait, sure I did meet them on here.... No, couldn't have... Who am I typing this for anyway since it's fake............ Isn't it???

Anyone who wants to help resolve this with me, give me an imaginary shout will you?

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!

Ditto

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By *r TriomanMan
11 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
11 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Definitely fake, not a real Thunderbirds Fan Site at all; all the pictures of Thunderbird 1 (of which there are many) look like penises and the picture of the opening to the Thunderbird 2 cave look like vaginas.. what a con!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

We are all just figments in the mind of a dreaming God...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...except for Golden Pole.

He's Spartacus.

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By *reggSausageMan
11 weeks ago

derby

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

He’s just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy

Because they are come, easy go, little high, little low

Any way the lady blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

I win the internet today, thanks for coming

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By *odgerMooreMan
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!

Ditto

Great minds and all that!!

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By *ARKblondeCouple
11 weeks ago

london

"Who pissed in your Cheerios?

??????

What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.

Nope... Did it again, normal keyboard emojis work on messages, but not forum posts... That should have read:

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I wonder if OP is from the 'sydney university' who is doing frantic research into peoples sex habits?

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By *eavilMan
11 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Wimbledon.

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

We're all just 1s and 0s...

When the power dies, so will we.

Blinking out of existence, never to be remembered or reconsidered.

The lights will go out and the expanse will be dark.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
11 weeks ago

London

I'm fake and so is my wife.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"I'm fake and so is my wife.

Nice Life of Brian reference.

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By *irtydevil666Man
11 weeks ago

bristol

Is it all over the news.....

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By *d mirerMan
11 weeks ago

lost

So am I , I have pretend genitals and I’m a butt bot

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By *r SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread

Or is that just what they want you to think?

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By *ralfan2323Man
11 weeks ago

stoke

So is this my imagination???

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

My town doesn’t even exist at this point

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By *airyboxMan
11 weeks ago

sheffield

"My town doesn’t even exist at this point "

Would that be a town called malice? Oops maybe not…

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By *abonTedCouple
11 weeks ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

"Trump?"

Fake nudes?

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"Trump?

Fake nudes? "

Sold! I'll await the deposit in my inbox. Nothing to extreme though please. I like something to be left to the imagination.

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread

And you commenting on a fake website..

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By *akHeartWoodMan
11 weeks ago

Crawley

You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info.

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By *odgerMooreMan
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

"You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."

Sounds legit - pm me the details!!

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

Correct

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."

That's only for the Super Fake members.

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By *urhamdiscreetMan
11 weeks ago

Durham

"OP. Are you ok, hun?"

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By *weet6Woman
11 weeks ago

East Riding

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

Own up...who's now singing to themselves

Damnit!!

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By *cflirtyMan
11 weeks ago

closer than you might think

You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head

Afraid so. You've been completely alone this whole time. All others have been well-paid professional actors.

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By *partharmonyCouple
11 weeks ago

Ruislip

"This site is fake!"

Then which forum are you posting on?

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