FabSwingers.com forum: What really turns you off on here

By *etropolitain OP Man
11 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

That’s the question

What makes you go ick or ewwww

This is for Everyone

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By *veenBeeTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Winchester

Questions that were already answered in my profile..

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By *r SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

There are a few things. I will keep them to myself though

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Profile text that is contradicted by the pictures. Or itself.

No limits.

Pushing boundaries.

Anyone acting like we have a dynamic on first contact when nothing has been negotiated.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
11 weeks ago

Norwich

Dick pic with a toilet in the background with the lid up!!

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By *WB85Man
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Graphic profile pics.....just not my kind of people.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere

Long winded "story" messages

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Unattractive people

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

People.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Too graphic profile pics

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By *woWayWorshipMan
11 weeks ago

Angus

Old accounts that say "will update this later". Or profiles that exclusively focus on what they don't want, give me something to work with please other than not being what you aren't looking for haha.

Oh and subtly advertising "external" services, especially in reply to my message, that one's a bit of an ego blow too haha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"People."

But people also turn me on. Comme ci, comme ça.

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By *iz78Woman
11 weeks ago

wirral

The blatant dr*g offers in statuses.

Whinging because it's not instashag

The backlash when you give a polite no thanks and suddenly you're a fat cunt....I could go on lol

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
11 weeks ago

Somewhere between Hades and Narnia

People who think they're above themselves or that there is a privilege to be spoken to

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Try me

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Blatant liars generally

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

East Sussex

The thing that really turns me off are men who willingly give the location or phone number of their unaware partner and ask for random internet people to approach them and chat them up and the men who clamour to 'help them out '.

Fortunately it's against site rules and the threads get removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice "

Thats all i will hear anytime i see that now ????

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Misplaced imperious attitude and arogance and luck of empathy towards those less fortunate

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice "

Where do you stand on "Heh"?

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Where do you stand on "Heh"?"

Just as bad

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Thats all i will hear anytime i see that now ????"

Sorry.. hehe

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By *lfa RomeoMan
11 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

People up thier own arses

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Thats all i will hear anytime i see that now ????

Sorry.. hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Cock picks for profiles

The term 'ick'

Actually, I am a grumpy old man so the list is probably endless.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Where do you stand on "Heh"?

Just as bad "

What I'm hearing is that we need a new universal way to write a chuckle. :P lol can get right in the bin. XD

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

How much time do we have?

I will get my secretary to compose the list haha

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"People."

Damn, I assumed that response was from Coyote Ugly!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Where do you stand on "Heh"?

Just as bad "

It’s bad…. You know it!

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Where do you stand on "Heh"?

Just as bad

What I'm hearing is that we need a new universal way to write a chuckle. :P lol can get right in the bin. XD"

Yeh I hate lol. Haha is ok.

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Folk that continually whinge about how shit Fab is, or how little luck they’re having, time wasters, etc.

If you hate Fab that much……just leave! Nobody is forcing you to stay.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Disgusting toenails, dirty carpets in pics, pop socks

spotty bums…

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

Wonko does

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Men mostly.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

"Men mostly.

Mrs "

#notallmen.....

there's like 4 that don't.

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By *xydadbodMan
11 weeks ago

Milton keynes

Socks in the bedroom..thats a no no in my book

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
11 weeks ago

Somewhere between Hades and Narnia

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice "

Right... thanks. Can't unhear this now

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right? "

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

"Men mostly.

Especially Wonko

Mrs "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?"

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

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By *octor WhenMan
11 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Self entitlement, arrogance, multiple close up of fannies.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Reigate

Messages telling us how overweight we are.

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By *arkus1812Man
11 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I get turned off by people who show a 100 word Bio on their profile and then follow up with a 500 word warning about Sydney University.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Misplaced imperious attitude and arogance and luck of empathy towards those less fortunate

That too.

Is an imperious attitude ever correctly placed I wonder...

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By *andT2023Couple
11 weeks ago

in the middle

"Blatant liars generally

Kinda beat me to that answer

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

People posting threads asking to chat about it swap pics of partners that most likely don't know their partner is even on here.

Photos where there's more of some random stranger in it than the profile owner. Always 'an ex partner' who's given permission of course.

And generally anyone who thinks they're better than anyone else on the site.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

"Misplaced imperious attitude and arogance and luck of empathy towards those less fortunate

That too.

Is an imperious attitude ever correctly placed I wonder..."

Not really, just me taming it a little but usually applies to 'I think I am god's gift' type of individual

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc.

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By *xydadbodMan
11 weeks ago

Milton keynes

"When men message and put “hehe” in it. I always read it in a Michael Jackson voice

Right... thanks. Can't unhear this now

same here.. let's add shamone to that too shall we

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc."

Jesus Christ! Why did I let my curiosity win?

Nell, do not look it up. It’s disturbing!

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By *affron40Woman
11 weeks ago

manchester

Sorry but it’s communicating with cock shots.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mackems

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc.

Jesus Christ! Why did I let my curiosity win?

Nell, do not look it up. It’s disturbing! "

Too late, Bella. Too late....

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc.

Jesus Christ! Why did I let my curiosity win?

Nell, do not look it up. It’s disturbing!

Too late, Bella. Too late...."

Jeez you looked too?

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By *etropolitain OP Man
11 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

"The thing that really turns me off are men who willingly give the location or phone number of their unaware partner and ask for random internet people to approach them and chat them up and the men who clamour to 'help them out '.

Fortunately it's against site rules and the threads get removed."

That’s just horrid

I’d report to Police

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

Fawning/simping posts.

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By *ealitybitesMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast

The only things that have ever turned me off in fab are things that no longer affect me directly because I've cut those ties.

I can't emphasise enough the difference in some public and private personas and the damage they do behind the scenes.

I've had private conversations with people who demonised and ridiculed other forum users, calling them hideous to look at, unhinged and dangerous and who were obsessed with gathering personal details on everyone they spoke to.

I disagreed with them and called them out on it before ending all engagement and getting away from their drama.

Since doing so they have met and verified every one of those hideous unhinged people as lovely beautiful souls and continue to attend events run by people they claimed were pond scum.

I just shrug now and laugh at how ridiculous it all is.

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By *opinovMan
11 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Aggressively preachy finger wagging profiles.

Marzipan.

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
11 weeks ago

Gloucester

Messages detailing what people want to do to me, I’m sorry but sexual text dries me up so fast. If you can’t hold a normal conversation without talking about what sexual things you want to do to me then I’m out.

(I’m happy to discuss this face to face just not in message)

Kink (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Very little turns me off here. Conversely, very little turns me on either. I find this site quite a passion killer.

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By *oomerangbobMan
11 weeks ago

stanhope

Musicals and marzipan

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By *iss.ddWoman
11 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Messages addressing me as Trouble.

Just gives me the absolute fanny clenching ick every time

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By *teveanddebsCouple
11 weeks ago

Norwich

Dick pics with spunk running down them

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Messages telling us how overweight we are.

Omg seriously that's awful and so hurtful, what is wrong with people?

You both look lovely, clearly a v unhappy person who should be pitied sending that x

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By *oiluvfunMan
11 weeks ago

Mauchline

Those who say; "Just go to a club"....

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Disgusting toenails, dirty carpets in pics, pop socks

spotty bums…"

Same

Unkempt bits and esp bits that look diseased

Why, oh why???? And then they post wondering why they can't get a meet in a v aggrieved way

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

People who don’t send nudes

It’s just rude!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The word ick

Crocs

Glitter

Most other things just make me laugh tbh

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I love the hilarious contradictory posts that people put up without even realising they’ve completely blown their whole manufactured forum personality.

Crocs.

Crocs are the thing that stops my desire dead in its tracks.

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
11 weeks ago

bristol

Rudeness and not reading profiles x

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

Profiles that are just close up pictures of genitals. The assumption is that people have them, proof is rarely needed

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"The word ick

Crocs

Glitter

Most other things just make me laugh tbh "

Glitter

Have you had a traumatic glitter related experience? X

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Swansea

Men messaging a couples profile and addressing the female as a single person

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The word ick

Crocs

Glitter

Most other things just make me laugh tbh

Glitter

Have you had a traumatic glitter related experience? X"

Glitter is just traumatic…

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By *eardedwonder999Man
11 weeks ago

Worcester

God where do we start..

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By *elloWoman
11 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Single male profiles who have photos of a woman/women's face as they're giving him a blow job, especially when they don't even show their own face in the gallery makes it even worse

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"The word ick

Crocs

Glitter

Most other things just make me laugh tbh

Glitter

Have you had a traumatic glitter related experience? X

Glitter is just traumatic…

Controversial doll but I'll respect your hatred of glitter

I have a lot of good 90s memories of glittery tops and associated adventures

Plus epic adventures with my GBF

Don't like the way it gets everywhere though

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
11 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I love the hilarious contradictory posts that people put up without even realising they’ve completely blown their whole manufactured forum personality.

I love doing that though

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By *ane Doe1000Woman
11 weeks ago

Luton

First messages like I got on Sunday - England lost come sit on my face - eh no

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Mansplaining

Pics with a room that looks like an episode of hoarders

Messages that simply say “x” or “wuu2”

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By *luefire2Couple
11 weeks ago

just somewhere around here

We won't say here but, of we block you then that is a massive sign that you turned us off lol.

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By *intiemintieWoman
11 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Men who msg for first time and try to come over all Dominant with a list of instructions and insults... like: "Get on your knees for me now", "Take your panties off Slut..." etc.

Immediate turn-off.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"Men who msg for first time and try to come over all Dominant with a list of instructions and insults... like: "Get on your knees for me now", "Take your panties off Slut..." etc.

Immediate turn-off. "

Jesus christ I can't believe the audacity of some people. I have quite a few friends who get messages in this vein on a certain kink website that doesn't at all rhyme with metknife, and it's just such a blatant admission that they don't have the foggiest sodding clue what being a Dom is about.

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By *iptopcoolMan
11 weeks ago

mid

Log out button

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Men who msg for first time and try to come over all Dominant with a list of instructions and insults... like: "Get on your knees for me now", "Take your panties off Slut..." etc.

Immediate turn-off. "

Ooh yes

That too

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By *weetiepie99Woman
11 weeks ago

cardiff

Dick pics as profile photos, could at least have a face or body with it

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By *intiemintieWoman
11 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

"Men who msg for first time and try to come over all Dominant with a list of instructions and insults... like: "Get on your knees for me now", "Take your panties off Slut..." etc.

Immediate turn-off.

I couldnt agree more... x

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"I couldnt agree more... x"

They'd probably be floored to discover that the primary applications of my D/s relationship with my wife are dom voicing her into taking her meds or eating proper meals. XD

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By *laywithm3Man
11 weeks ago

Wyre Forest

I was going to say any defecating kink would be No.1

But Munging has now topped it...haha

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Men ..pretendto be a couple

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc.

Jesus Christ! Why did I let my curiosity win?

Nell, do not look it up. It’s disturbing!

Too late, Bella. Too late...."

ok... that's the Internet complete for the rest of the year. I need jesus after reading that

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By *ingerTwistWoman
11 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Another naive soul who thought "it can't be that bad". And looked up munging...

Surprise! It was that bad. I feel violated just reading it.

Someone else mentioned my biggest turn off. Single male profiles with women's faces in the pictures. It makes me really uncomfortable.

Also, people who don't understand that a face pic is supposed to show your best features and make you look approachable or at the very least sane. Is smiling out of fashion these days?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"Another naive soul who thought "it can't be that bad". And looked up munging...

Surprise! It was that bad. I feel violated just reading it.

Someone else mentioned my biggest turn off. Single male profiles with women's faces in the pictures. It makes me really uncomfortable.

Also, people who don't understand that a face pic is supposed to show your best features and make you look approachable or at the very least sane. Is smiling out of fashion these days? "

Now you've got me worrying that I'm not smiling enough in my photos. XD

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"If anyone opens with, ‘Hey, wanna come munging with me tonight?’ - that’s an instant turn off.

Thankfully, no one has ever made such a request so it’s probably a moot point but it’s the principle which counts, right?

What's munging? Is this something I should already know?

Ahhh munging…… Urban Dictionary shalt be thy friend for this one….

Ok, but I'm scared....

feel the fear, Nell etc.

Jesus Christ! Why did I let my curiosity win?

Nell, do not look it up. It’s disturbing! "

Thanks for the warning to Nell, it's saved me too

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Fife

Expectations with no effort on the part of the one begging..

Guys saying no strings attached yet they are married or cheating..sorry you sir got the strings!!

One liners..you up for fun.. looking to meet.. looking to fuck.. looking to chat..

Thinking just because you want to like and actually want to enjoy being around the person you want to fuck often is suddenly deemed dating.

Vanilla experienced acting as if everything in porn is real yet can't do what's required in real life to have the porn fantasy become a reality.

Thinking £5 coffee introductions warrant ab instant free fucking

Tooo many others to type...

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