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"Is there video footage of this? For research purposes, obviously." • Only via PM. | |||
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"Remind me not to accept an offer of a home cooked meal from you…" •  | |||
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"Please do not make the mistake I made with a bag of sugar Nero. Very painful and the most troublesome clean up " You’re not supposed to heat it up first | |||
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A Grapefruit. Again, warmed up, with one end cut off, and placed between the matress and the bed frame. It was my frst fuck toy! I even introduced it to my friends.
A chocoilate eclair! My GF at the time loved eclairs, so thought i would treat her! Instead she entered the room, saw me, and collapsed to the floor in histerics, while i lay there starkers with just a cram filled eclair. Certainly memorable.
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"Dear menfolk of the lounge. May I ask what is your favourite perishable to penetrate? I have been putting much thought, and research, into the most pleasurable sensation I can achieve in the comfort of my sleek designed kitchen. I began my journey in the fruit aisle of Waitrose, where I purchased a wonderfully ripe melon. Whilst an erotic feeling at first, I found it to puddle around my expensive shoes. I next tried the Beluga caviar, alas the jar is a little stumpy. And whilst the tiny balls caressed my appendage I needed something slightly firmer. Which bring me to my new favourite purchase. A jar of Nutella, refrigerated for 2-3 hours. This part is very important. Lukewarm is far too sloppy. The best part is I get to enjoy a treat afterwards. An exceptionally erotic experience. So pray do tell gentlemen. What is your recommendation for my next perishable purchase? *wipes Nutella from around mouth*" Do you feast on whatever remains afterwards? | |||
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"If it was Waitrose that melon obviously would have cost about £24.99 as well " • Yes, but it was ordered via Ocado™ and they slap on a hefty 74½% markup. | |||
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"Please do not make the mistake I made with a bag of sugar Nero. Very painful and the most troublesome clean up " • Demerara or castor? It's all about the coarseness. | |||
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"Such a filthy mare "Howling | |||
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"A champagne, very cold cream, chocolates and strawberries have been employed many times in some form of food & temperature play. "• I have employed (and deployed) a bottle of Champagne (Taittinger™ always seems to work best) over a fine quim and a décollatage. | |||
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"See if you can smash one of those hole-free doughnuts filled with custard. " • KC² — if there is no høle then where is the glory?!? | |||
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"Howling "• I miss you Déé. xx | |||
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"Please do not make the mistake I made with a bag of sugar Nero. Very painful and the most troublesome clean up • Demerara or castor? It's all about the coarseness." Silver spoon granular, spiteful stuff | |||
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"Flicking peanut m&ms from bellybutton to mouth can provide excitement and a slight danger element. Will you get to suck that bad boy or will it be an emergency trip to the dentist with a cracked tooth. Ahhh the risk of it all! " • May you please kindly demonstrate? | |||
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"I'm lost for words, Nero "• I'm turning a new page, Willy. I've been told I need to be more sassy. | |||
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I'm turning a new page, Willy. I've been told I need to be more sassy."Impossible. Fact | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? " | |||
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"Such a filthy mare "• I hate you Såff'. I'd still bonk you though...with a Little Gem.  | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? " • FFS! | |||
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"Can I watch you penetrate a kebab? No chilli sauce because we don't want to tickle your pickle "• Only if we engage in Pilau Talk afterwards. | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? • FFS! "What?!?!? I’ve no bloody idea why these questions pop into my head!!!
But have you? | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? " I guy I worked did, at a Christmas works do. | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? I guy I worked did, at a Christmas works do. " Ffs did he eat it? | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? • FFS!
What?!?!? I’ve no bloody idea why these questions pop into my head!!!
But have you?"• You have a lot of unorthodox questions, Såff'. How about I answer them in the cloaked vestibule at The Royal Academy? | |||
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"I was lead to believe, some time ago from an acquaintance of course, warm mince in a pringles tube had the same feel as when he penetrated his ex girlfriend. This is not scientifically proven of course" • Is the all anecdotal?? | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? • FFS!
What?!?!? I’ve no bloody idea why these questions pop into my head!!!
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You have a lot of unorthodox questions, Såff'. How about I answer them in the cloaked vestibule at The Royal Academy?"I’m a very unorthodox kind of chick Nero. | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? I guy I worked did, at a Christmas works do. Ffs did he eat it? "I dunno. But if he did, he should used a spoon like everyone else | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? I guy I worked did, at a Christmas works do. Ffs did he eat it?
I dunno. But if he did, he should used a spoon like everyone else " | |||
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"Where do you sit on warm apple pie, Nerø?" • On the crust, at the periphery, KC².  | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? • FFS!
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You have a lot of unorthodox questions, Såff'. How about I answer them in the cloaked vestibule at The Royal Academy?
I’m a very unorthodox kind of chick Nero. "• This is sooooo true.  | |||
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"Where do you sit on warm apple pie, Nerø? • On the crust, at the periphery, KC². "Disappointing. I hope you'd be taking the Deep Plunge | |||
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"I was lead to believe, some time ago from an acquaintance of course, warm mince in a pringles tube had the same feel as when he penetrated his ex girlfriend. This is not scientifically proven of course" Strong 'asking for a friend' vibes | |||
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"Turnips are firm. No puddles. You can't go wrong with a turnip. " You can if you sit on one. | |||
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"Nero, have you ever shagged a trifle? I guy I worked did, at a Christmas works do. " Did it have a layer of browned mince beef and onions, and some petit pois? | |||
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"Turnips are firm. No puddles. You can't go wrong with a turnip. You can if you sit on one." I think that's bayonets | |||
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I hate you Såff'. I'd still bonk you though...with a Little Gem."Is that the lettuce or just your penile nom de plume? Asking for a friend (who wants to know what to scream after wiping the Nutella off) | |||
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"A DEEP dish Chicago pizza? " They're volcanially hot in the middle though | |||
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"A DEEP dish Chicago pizza? They're volcanially hot in the middle though "No kink shaming KC | |||
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I hate you Såff'. I'd still bonk you though...with a Little Gem.
Is that the lettuce or just your penile nom de plume? Asking for a friend (who wants to know what to scream after wiping the Nutella off) "• Dee, I've known you for three years now. Is our slow burn going to culminate with a fast bonk, over Nutella™ ? | |||
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"A DEEP dish Chicago pizza? · They're volcanially hot in the middle though "• KC², you hypocrite! For someone who goes through 'Nduja pizza like it's going out of fashion...!  | |||
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"I was hoping this thread would be killed by now. Help MØDs! "It’s going to live forever. Just like JJ | |||
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"I was hoping this thread would be killed by now. Help MØDs! "Chicken. Do you not have any updates on future food options to fornicate with Nero??? | |||
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"Have you tried a pot of kfc gravy and mash with a drumstick buttplug? " Original Recipe ? | |||
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Chicken. Do you not have any updates on future food options to fornicate with Nero??? "• You're an incorrigible trouble maker, Saffrøn! | |||
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"Have you tried a pot of kfc gravy and mash with a drumstick buttplug? Original Recipe ? " Hot and spicy could be fun | |||
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