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By popular demand of precisely no one, I bring you yet another chance to spin and win (the sex).
You know what to do by now, right?
Simply say that you’re in and wait for the thread to fill up a bit.
Next, with your eyes closed (Oi! No bloody peeking!) place a finger on your phone screen and scroll/spin it up and down a few times.
Now, with eyes still closed stop that spin by placing a finger on the screen.
Open thy eyes and hey presto! Whoever you have landed upon is decreed by fate to be your future sexual partner! It couldn’t be simpler!
You know what to do next….make it so number one!
Don’t forget to inform us all who’ve you landed upon so we can all have a good old gossip.
Also, not happy with your prize? Well fear not by gum! - Spin again….and again; as many times as you like in fact for multiple sexual partners 
As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate but rest assured that I will wank vigorously whilst cheering you all on to sexual glory.
Good luck my fine folks and may fortune shine upon thy wanton cocks, bollocks, boobs and vaginas | |||
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"I've done it three times, but I keep getting that klunge bloke... I think it's broken. " | |||
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"Why not, let's see who I match with." And if it's a man??? | |||
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I’m crossing my fingers, legs and balls for you all
Hallelujah! Praise be etc | |||
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"Fuck sake! The first spin, I get that fuckin John Wick sort. Total wrong un. " Me too | |||
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"Ooo. . This could be fun. . I wonder. . If Can get. . Lucky. . I appear to Have got a stutter.
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"Ooo. . This could be fun. . I wonder. . If Can get. . Lucky. . I appear to Have got a stutter.
In "If was worth a try. | |||
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"I've ended up with Chunky Gent. :D" Woohoo. Or should I say - you poor sod. | |||
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"I got myself, what are the chances!" About 100% cert’ | |||
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 and then, on my second attempt, I landed on Insatiable Nymph. (do) | |||
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"Fuck sake! The first spin, I get that fuckin John Wick sort. Total wrong un. Me too "I got Miss Bella whoop I will bring chocolate | |||
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"I got chunky too!" There's plenty to go around. | |||
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"Fuck sake! The first spin, I get that fuckin John Wick sort. Total wrong un. Me too "I’m in, and miss bella is my first pic. Whoooo | |||
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"Got the Chunks too… He’s going to be a busy man. "You've always had me. Xx | |||
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"I'm in. Spun and landed on Mr John Wick. Think I might have squashed him." But what a way to go. | |||
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But good stuff on this idea OP, reading the replies everyone seems to be enjoying it! | |||
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"Fuck sake! The first spin, I get that fuckin John Wick sort. Total wrong un. Me too
I got Miss Bella whoop I will bring chocolate "Chocolate is the way to my heart.. or tits whichever | |||
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"May the odds be ever in my favour "In coming I've landed on you | |||
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"May the odds be ever in my favour
In coming I've landed on you "In preparation I was already holding a pillow, so hope you had a soft landing | |||
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"May the odds be ever in my favour
In coming I've landed on you
In preparation I was already holding a pillow, so hope you had a soft landing "What a gent | |||
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"I got chunky too! There's plenty to go around. "I landed on you too | |||
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"I got Velvet Rose and then, on my second attempt, I landed on Insatiable Nymph. (do)"you could at least get my name right- im not a cheap tart from the pub on a friday night you know...didnt even bring lube either  | |||
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"I got chunky too! There's plenty to go around.
I landed on you too "I'm gonna be knackered in the morning Oh well. I'll book the day off. And carry on.  | |||
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"May the odds be ever in my favour
In coming I've landed on you
In preparation I was already holding a pillow, so hope you had a soft landing
What a gent "I try and I just spun now and I seem to have landed on you! How are we gonna handle this reverse landing?! | |||
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"Why not, let's see who I match with. And if it's a man???"  | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not!" You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first. | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first. "What? According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs? Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!" | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
"Oh. That wasn't my arse being ravished. The girls were walking like John Wayne when the left. | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Oh. That wasn't my arse being ravished. The girls were walking like John Wayne when the left. " | |||
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"Second attempt: Nicky!" Centipede with Chunky coming up.... | |||
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"Second attempt: Nicky! Centipede with Chunky coming up...." Woohoo. Round 2 | |||
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"So... I finally had a proper spin, and got Chunky Gent. Hold that tentpole up, big boy, 'cos I need a place to sit! "It's self erecting. Has a mind of its own. | |||
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I'll just go put my Nutella in the fridge | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx"Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful. | |||
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"Boo! "You made me jump Willy! | |||
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"Boo!
You made me jump Willy!"You jumped Willy? | |||
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"Boo!
You made me jump Willy!
You jumped Willy? "Like a skipping rope, only hairier | |||
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"Boo!
You made me jump Willy!
You jumped Willy?
Like a skipping rope, only hairier"Would explain why he grabbed it with both hands | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful. "Mmm maybe I should be more often xx | |||
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"Boo!
You made me jump Willy!
You jumped Willy?
Like a skipping rope, only hairier
Would explain why he grabbed it with both hands"Plus yours is enormous - at least two hands needed . | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx"Take me, take me. | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx
Take me, take me. "As the Hoff would say...come on and jump in my car | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx
Take me, take me.
As the Hoff would say...come on and jump in my car "If Moonshadow700 ever wanted to meet me my car would drive faster than Kitt ever did. | |||
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx
Take me, take me.
As the Hoff would say...come on and jump in my car
If Moonshadow700 ever wanted to meet me my car would drive faster than Kitt ever did. " | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
"Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine | |||
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"I’ve never done this before, I’m in "I bet you say that to all the lads. | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine "Me or Nicky or both?? | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both?? "It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go "If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go "I'll just invite Chunky too. You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot? You can choose the ends xx | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx"God gave me two hands for a reason! | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx
God gave me two hands for a reason!"TAXIIII | |||
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"Was in, now might be out... Tried 5 times and men all the time, what's fait trying to tell me or is there just too many men oh here lmao" But your profile says bi curious so what’s the issue | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx
God gave me two hands for a reason!"Obviously to hold 2 Ice cream cones effectively before the creamy part melts down to your hands! | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late "Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning "Gave it a go and landed on chunky! | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!"Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying "Oi! You'll finish with me, first, Ron ChunkyG... | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread "I've never been so popular. I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12). | |||
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro. I'm coming in now, lubey or not! You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying
Oi! You'll finish with me, first, Ron ChunkyG..."Fuck it. Let's have a massive orgy. | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!"Everybody's landed on Chunky! | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread
I've never been so popular.
I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12). "I'd say a pint per each person that landed on you is fair | |||
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread
I've never been so popular.
I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12).
I'd say a pint per each person that landed on you is fair "If this reaches the 175 count he's going to be shitfaced | |||
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"I got myself, what are the chances!" Lol I scrolled, landed on Coyote. No chance there. She's looking for men who are expecting a card from the King | |||
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"I got Nero
I'll just go put my Nutella in the fridge "• I'm sure that I can suffuse it all over you like an artist's pastel, Dee. | |||
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"Oo in Lol landed on mr K ..pardon me "Well hello.. you are pardoned | |||
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"Had one last spin. Landed on Mr K "Aren't I the lucky one ?? | |||
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"Had one last spin. Landed on Mr K "Go on, have another. | |||
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"Second attempt and I landed smack bang in the middle of Nickyklungespere and Chunky Gent. Splatted them both in 1 go. "NICKY....WE'RE WANTED AGAIN. | |||
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"Done three and landed on Davina, Fiddles and Morphia "What a foursome that will be. | |||
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"Done three and landed on Davina, Fiddles and Morphia
What a foursome that will be. "Lol, I am scared already | |||
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"Had one last spin. Landed on Mr K
Go on, have another. "Naaahh... she's fine. The wheel has spoken | |||
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"Done three and landed on Davina, Fiddles and Morphia "Woohoo, sounds like spunk-flinging fun all round. | |||
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"This is Chunky Gents World and we’re just living in it lol " Lol. It's just my turn for the next couple of days, then back to you fitties. | |||
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"Seems too much hard work "Just pick me, everyone else has. | |||
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"Seems too much hard work
Just pick me, everyone else has. "Stop being greedy CG | |||
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"May the odds be ever in my favour
In coming I've landed on you "I win! I landed on you. Jackpot!! | |||
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"Cupid’s random, rousing, fucky facilitating Shakespearean quote interlude: ‘To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep…..to fuck.’ Pray do now continue in thy righteous carnal quests good folks "So, thought I'd have a go at this, and what happens...?? I get fucky Shakespeare!!! ?? Sxx | |||
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"Cupid’s random, rousing, fucky facilitating Shakespearean quote interlude: ‘To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep…..to fuck.’ Pray do now continue in thy righteous carnal quests good folks
So, thought I'd have a go at this, and what happens...??
I get fucky Shakespeare!!! ??
Sxx" I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites | |||
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"I got KC² and then JÅG. JÅG doesn't like me anyway." Go on. You can have a go for 18 seconds. | |||
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"The odds are skewed as some people have postedca few times. Clever move "It’s a bit like Premium Bonds | |||
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"The odds are skewed as some people have postedca few times. Clever move
It’s a bit like Premium Bonds "I just landed on you, dark sovereign and seducing em | |||
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" I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites "Not Measure for Fucky Measure, or Twelfth Fucky Night?! You do surprise me! ?? Sxx | |||
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" I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites
Not Measure for Fucky Measure, or Twelfth Fucky Night?!
You do surprise me! ??
Sxx"They were admittedly most glorious plays
Don’t forget also Shakespeare’s majestic, The Merchant Of Penis, The Taming Of The Screw, Two Gentlemen In Verona and Tits Andronicus.
Truly Shakespeare was as vulgar as he was delightfully verbose | |||
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"Seems too much hard work
Just pick me, everyone else has.
Stop being greedy CG "I'm allowed to be greedy once | |||
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"I got chunky!" You know you want me, baby. | |||
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"Another random Shakespearean quote to expedite the carnality: ‘A fuck! A fuck! My king dong for a fuck!’ (Dick III Act 5, scene 4) Indeed, this scene always brings a tear to my eye as our antagonist desperately seeks one last sexual conquest amidst the horrors that surround him during the raging battle of Bosworth. Truly a sublime scene. " Seems I got OP... | |||
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