FabSwingers.com forum: Who should be next England manager. Ridiculous answers please

By *usman 199 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Stockport

Morning everyone

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
28 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Rishi Sunak is looking for work…..

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental

Ronnie Pickerin’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Brendan McCullum, get a bit of Baz ball in the footy.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Stockport

"Ronnie Pickerin’"
do people know who he is John

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire

The one pound fish guy. He needs to make a return

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By *oofy321Man
28 weeks ago

moon base zero

Wonko

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By *ggdrasil66Man
28 weeks ago

Saltdean

Boy George…

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By *otsossieMan
28 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Essex_Tom. It’s all over the news.

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By *lappyMan
28 weeks ago

Manchester

the zoo keeper from Chester zones used to working with 3 lions ??

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By *ifeforelivingMan
28 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Kier starma once he's fucked up the country he can fuck up the national football team to

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

From what I heard yesterday everybody I work with, everybody down the pub on Sunday night and of course me.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
28 weeks ago

Saltdean

"Kier starma once he's fucked up the country he can fuck up the national football team to "

Please no!

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By *agatoXXXMan
28 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

If you want a manager who is too cautious, stays loyal to players who are past it, andhas zero charisma, you're welcome to Steve Clarke.

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By *immyinreadingMan
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

Sam allardyce

… oh no, the FA beat me to it

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By *abluesbabyMan
28 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Rodri

PS - Hope he gets a "warm welcome" from the terraces of England next season cos he ain't welcome here on the Rock Haha!

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby."

Dammit...

First who sprang to mind...

I second this vote!!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *zeroMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Rish Sunak. Allegedly he always has a plan and he’s free now.

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By *ensualbicockMan
28 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Jesus

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By *ockey64Man
28 weeks ago

Gloucester

Has to be a woman. They all over men’s sport now

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By *2000ManMan
28 weeks ago

Worthing

Ron Manager 'jumpers for goal posts marvellous!'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
28 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vince McMahon with Brock Lesnar as head coach.

No more player egos - The players will do exactly the fuck as they’re told for fear of either a Suplex City or else Vince taking an impromptu shit upon their heads.

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By *abluesbabyMan
28 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Has to be a woman. They all over men’s sport now "

Are they??? I thought it was the other way round??? Well... that's what JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova etc... keep telling us!

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Donald Trump

That we can always pretend that actually we did win the euros.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
28 weeks ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

As a compliment non football fan I think I could give it a go either that or Beaker from the Muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

The Pope, then we might have God on our side (well, one of the gods maybe!)

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
28 weeks ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

Got to be Boris. Imagine the post match press conferences.

Or gazza. Please god give it to gazza.

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

Oldham

Gary lineker, he already runs the bbc , so am sure he could manage a football team

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Ed Miliband.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
28 weeks ago

Hampshire

Gareth Southgate

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By *heGateKeeperMan
28 weeks ago

Stratford

"Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2"
m

What I was gonna say

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Paddy mc Guinness

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

Oldham

Alan Carr he might take after his dad

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By *he love catsCouple
28 weeks ago

South Wales

"Ronnie Pickerin’do people know who he is John

Ronnie fucking Pickering

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By *ornyguyMan
28 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

Ted Lasso

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By *issmorganWoman
28 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Liz Truss

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By *eordieJeansCouple
28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Barry from Eastenders

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
28 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Ozzie Osborne

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Not wonko

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By *icolerobbieCouple
28 weeks ago

walsall

Tommy Brown, with Syd Preston as his head coach. He’d have Billy Thomson up front, with the large breasted redskin winger and Shakey in midfield.

Unstoppable

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By *ensualbicockMan
28 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fozzy Bear ......wacker wacker

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
28 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My momma

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By *eliz NelsonMan
28 weeks ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2m

What I was gonna say "

I concur!! plus have not seen Ricky Tomlinson working for a while, he must be available

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Horsham

Boris Johnson, after all he did get brexit done.

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
28 weeks ago

West midlands

"The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby."
you beat me to it lol

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By *ustamanMan
28 weeks ago

weymouth

Me coz I know fuck all about football and could bring a different perspective - plus I'd like the salary

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By *irtydevil666Man
28 weeks ago

bristol

Rod Jane and Freddy

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By *ivilised matureMan
28 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

The self proclaimed Idi Amin?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
28 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Ronnie Pickering

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By *ivilised matureMan
28 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

Or Jamie Murrays mum

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Patsy Stone. 100%

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By *ltrMan
28 weeks ago

sheffield

Simon Cowell iam sure he could do it not doing anything else is he

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
28 weeks ago

Lanson

Sam allerdyce

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By *lynJMan
28 weeks ago

Morden

Billy the Fish

Or if he isn't available, Sir Clive Woodward.

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By *ondiego85Man
28 weeks ago

nottingham

Boris Johnson

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

Oldham

Neil warnock

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By * and M lookingCouple
28 weeks ago

Worcester

The lady who runs the womens team.

Well at least she knows how to get her team to play as a team and win finals.

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By *zeroMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*"

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

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By *ortySwitchMan
28 weeks ago

london

"Liz Truss "

Congratulations on winning Fab this week! Have a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager"

Yay! You did get it

a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!

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By *zeroMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

Yay! You did get it

a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!"

Post match press conference

"What did I do? To have an empty headed dumb fuck like Kane go missing in the game? Hmm?"

(Bites into another muffin)

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

Yay! You did get it

a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!

Post match press conference

"What did I do? To have an empty headed dumb fuck like Kane go missing in the game? Hmm?"

(Bites into another muffin)"

Phil Foden shares a bank account with his mother. That tells you all you need to know about him

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By *tevexixMan
28 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Not harry kane thats for sure the lazy twat !!??

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager"

CM Punk only if Drew McIntyre storms his press conference bitching that it should have been him

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By *i-Guy-75Man
28 weeks ago

Nigel Farage, his team could play far right wing in their tactics, along with his hatred for Europeans we won’t want to be beaten

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple
28 weeks ago

Bristol

Jay slaters Shoes

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Joey Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Fernando Santos. He took the job in the country he didn't care for, didn't speak the language of, and proceeded to cock it up for a nice chunk of change. He's definitely qualified.

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By *he KakapoMan
28 weeks ago

A nice rock

"Nigel Farage, his team could play far right wing in their tactics, along with his hatred for Europeans we won’t want to be beaten"

Wouldn't he just propose pulling out of the whole thing.

Although....

Watching England figure out how to lose a tournament containing just Scotland and Wales wouldn't be fucking hilarious

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By *ougarsilkWoman
28 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Joey Barton

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

David Brent gets my vote

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
28 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Morning everyone

Mr Bean

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

The tub of lard that stood in for a politician on have I got news for you once

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By *ffervescentMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

I'd plump for Allie McCoist he did such a great job commentating on Englands success throughout the Euros campaign.

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By *eronikapaulCouple
28 weeks ago

Reading

"Donald Trump

That we can always pretend that actually we did win the euros. "

I do hope this isn't going the way of not enough shots on target...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

Just me. If the players don't fuck me right, they get pulled off

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
28 weeks ago

The Lake District

The Wealdstone Raider,check him out on YouTube

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Angela Rippon

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By *eliz NelsonMan
28 weeks ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Just me. If the players don't fuck me right, they get pulled off"

If they get 'pulled off!' by you, then they are avoiding and excess exertions! And they did say they were tired! Good plan but maybe flawed

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By *eading beddingMan
28 weeks ago

Berks

Nate the Great, assisted by Roy Kent

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By *yeSureMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

Martha - Baby Reindeer

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Noddy

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By *uke OzadeMan
28 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Pliers with Chaka Demus as assistant manager

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