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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
26 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

You know the score, share your BEST jokes about the man, the men, the legend that is... Chuck.

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris could swim through land

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By *lofeldMan
26 weeks ago

Redhill

When Chuck does press ups, he pushes the world down

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
26 weeks ago

The Continental

Chuck Norris uses sandpaper instead of toilet roll after he’s had a dump.

A Great White Shark attacked Chuck Norris, he survived, the shark apologised.

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By *ogerroger69Man
26 weeks ago

West Yorks

Shitty shoed bastard (Steve Coogan)

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Ghost and monsters sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

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By *ilverSwordMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast-ish

Chuck Norris knows how many chucks a woodchuck chucks

Chuck Norris can multiply 1x1 and get a steak

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

aye oop chuck

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By *onica-mayhemWoman
26 weeks ago

Belfast/dublin

Giraffes were invented after chuck norris kicked a horse up the chin

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
26 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

There once was a street named 'Chuck Norris'.... but they had to rename it as no-one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
26 weeks ago

The Continental

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for any Chuck Norris lurking within.

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the answer he wants.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
26 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

Chuck Norris 'died' a long time ago... the Grim Reaper just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Chuck Norris isn't hard. If he was so hard he would appear behind me a smash my head into the keyboard gqjhbu eijsusjsjsjhsjsusjwueheusheujsjwjjsjsjejsjejsjsjsjsjinsggehsyajebhejwbdhdhdhsbdjsusjwjshejdhheishhsh

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

Chuck Norris is so strong he could chuck Norris (from Corrie).

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Chuck Norris isn't hard. If he was so hard he would appear behind me a smash my head into the keyboard gqjhbu eijsusjsjsjhsjsusjwueheusheujsjwjjsjsjejsjejsjsjsjsjinsggehsyajebhejwbdhdhdhsbdjsusjwjshejdhheishhsh"

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
26 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

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The sound and garbled text of a head smashing against a keyboard

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By *nidely WhiplashMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug, not a bearskin, it's alive, just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra. After 5 days of extreme agony,it died.

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By *ustin credible 888Man
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

Chuck norris can play the violin with a piano

Chuck norris can create fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together

If Chuck norris is so tough he will sneak up behind me right now and smash my face into my keyboahdvdvdjshsvshsbs

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