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"Number 39! " I know that number just keeps getting bigger and bigger!! How long before we reach 100 do you think? | |||
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"Look forward to 69
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"Look forward to 69
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Speak for yourself not everyone does "Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party. | |||
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"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry. His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals He's such a great host, never crossing a line The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds." Round of applause, very well written x | |||
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"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry. His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals He's such a great host, never crossing a line The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."  | |||
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"Look forward to 69
Don't we all!
Speak for yourself not everyone does
Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party. "I don’t like to be distracted when I giving and I don’t want them distracted while I am receiving  | |||
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"Look forward to 69
Don't we all!
Speak for yourself not everyone does
Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party. "I'd definitely prefer to take turns... I like to be able to focus my attentions! | |||
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"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry. His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals He's such a great host, never crossing a line The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."  | |||
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"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry. His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals He's such a great host, never crossing a line The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds." Give this man a gold star….an excellent poem. I am sure MB will appreciate it as much as we do  | |||
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"Look forward to 69
Don't we all!
Speak for yourself not everyone does
Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party.
I'd definitely prefer to take turns... I like to be able to focus my attentions!"Well that makes two of us…we will leave the 69ers to it at the toga party | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast. "Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it. | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it. "There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes. | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes. "Reserving your talents for the appropriate time? | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time? "Naturally | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally "He is clever he is silly He wears a measuring sock on his Willy He’s funny, he is quick His name is Mr Wick | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally "Ooohhh, can't wait to find out! | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally
Ooohhh, can't wait to find out! "I’ll bet you can’t | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally
Ooohhh, can't wait to find out!
I’ll bet you can’t "Does it have anything to do with Minstrels™? | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally
Ooohhh, can't wait to find out!
I’ll bet you can’t
Does it have anything to do with Minstrels™? "Maybe, maybe not. You’ll have to wait n see. | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally
He is clever he is silly
He wears a measuring sock on his Willy
He’s funny, he is quick
His name is Mr Wick"Very witty! | |||
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"Hey my rhyme went unnoticed…i feel so deflated "It was noticed. You need a hug? | |||
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"Hey my rhyme went unnoticed…i feel so deflated
It was noticed. You need a hug? " | |||
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"A fella we know from the North East, Upon ladies and men he does feast. On fab to try out his luck, By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck? Say yes to this real sexy beast.
Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.
There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.
Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?
Naturally
He is clever he is silly
He wears a measuring sock on his Willy
He’s funny, he is quick
His name is Mr Wick"Bro’! | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x" Ayup dude!
Mediocre day here, but still smilin’.
You winning? | |||
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"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry. His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals He's such a great host, never crossing a line The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds." Oh, thanks. Such a nice thing to do and much appreciated | |||
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"Evening guys it’s not been too bad. How about you two?" All good, busy day but jusylt time to chill, thanks. | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x" Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van "Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff. | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van
Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff. "I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it 
Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van
Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.
I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it
Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!
"That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van
Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.
I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it
Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!
That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax "Once I get these reports written I'll be flat out in bed | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van
Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.
I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it
Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!
That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax
Once I get these reports written I'll be flat out in bed " | |||
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"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs. Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr" Typos due to frustration!!!! | |||
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"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs. Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr" You better come to mine then. | |||
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"Very quick wave to MB and other sexy folks x x " Quick wave back as I trundle up the stairs to bed | |||
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"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs. Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr" Has work setup a VPN? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed "Waves hello lol | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol"Still up? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up? "If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol"Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat? "Couple of bits of ice | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat? "That sounds a good idea | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
Couple of bits of ice" | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea "How are you doing? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing? "Middling | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling "You need a couple of Chubs' JDs | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs "Quick whilst it's quiet | |||
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"BOO! "What you doing on here? This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs "Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van "Shit hope only the van got damaged and his insurance sorts it out! | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum "I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum
I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions "Wrong thread, sorry | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van
Shit hope only the van got damaged and his insurance sorts it out!"Yeah, just a dent on the wing & no insurance needed as was a driver from the firm I was working for! They took pics & said they'd pay to fix it | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum
I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions
Wrong thread, sorry "Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely "Going to be an empty bottle soon | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon "It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum
I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions
Wrong thread, sorry
Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet? "Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it "Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses. Good job got a hip flask | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum
I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions
Wrong thread, sorry
Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?
Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes "Hope not! Big boxes from Amazon rarely have much in them | |||
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"BOO!
What you doing on here?
This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here
Lovely bum
I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions
Wrong thread, sorry
Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?
Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes
Hope not! Big boxes from Amazon rarely have much in them "Touche | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it
Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.
Good job got a hip flask "Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it
Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.
Good job got a hip flask
Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit "Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it
Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.
Good job got a hip flask
Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit
Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account "Mixers? What are these things you call mixers,? | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it
Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.
Good job got a hip flask
Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit
Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account
Mixers? What are these things you call mixers,? "MB I thought you knew better... Mixers indeed. | |||
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"Well, even though tomorrow's job site is visible from my hotel window, I need my beauty sleep! Chow for now one & all "Goodnight, sleep well | |||
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"Well, even though tomorrow's job site is visible from my hotel window, I need my beauty sleep! Chow for now one & all "Night matey | |||
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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed
Waves hello lol
Still up?
If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol
Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?
That sounds a good idea
How are you doing?
Middling
You need a couple of Chubs' JDs
Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely
Going to be an empty bottle soon
It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it
Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.
Good job got a hip flask
Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit
Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding "If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!! Does she make you wash up and put things away? | |||
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I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away? "No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros, I look after the house and small human. | |||
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human. "Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands. That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife | |||
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human.
Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.
That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife " wise choice in that case.
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human.
Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.
That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife wise choice in that case.
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human.
Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.
That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife wise choice in that case.
If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then "The greatest gifts ever. | |||
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human.
Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.
That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife wise choice in that case.
If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then
The greatest gifts ever. "They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!! I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them
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Durin' the woar...
I look far better now.
Good morning you bunch of reprobates.
Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick. I did as it happens.
Mrs wick is very demanding
If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!
Does she make you wash up and put things away?
No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,
I look after the house and small human.
Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.
That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife wise choice in that case.
If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then
The greatest gifts ever.
They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!
I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!" reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective
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If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then
The greatest gifts ever.
They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!
I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!
reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective
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" No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros, I look after the house and small human. Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands. That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife wise choice in that case.
If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then
The greatest gifts ever.
They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!
I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!
reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective
Is that what Dads are meant to be like with their daughters?
As someone who was a teenage boy once…we know what they’re like "Absolutely. It's not a pretty world out there and good advice and be there to support all the time when they are growing up and no doubt will make some mistakes from time to time | |||
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" If only I got wiser sooner
But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then
The greatest gifts ever.
They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!
I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!
reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective
Is that what Dads are meant to be like with their daughters?
As someone who was a teenage boy once…we know what they’re like
Absolutely. It's not a pretty world out there and good advice and be there to support all the time when they are growing up and no doubt will make some mistakes from time to time "Never a truer word spoken MB. All we can do is try to guide them and never judge if they make mistakes. They always know our love is unconditional and we will be there for them no matter how old they are | |||
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That’s me that is. Ice cold. "Good for the hot summer days then | |||
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"Year 6 Leavers Concert done! The emotions of some of the children. It was so sweet. Except my stone hearted child, who laughed as her classmates and head teacher were in floods of tears.....how did I spawn such a creature?!
That’s me that is. Ice cold.
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That’s me that is. Ice cold.
I beg to differ, Mr. Wick, I believe you have a soft heart.
Ssssshhhh don’t spread that around.
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Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday "He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!! Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it | |||
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Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it "Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol.. | |||
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol.."Sounds like you are tip top | |||
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol.."Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday Are you going for a 5th? | |||
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..
Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..
Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday
Are you going for a 5th?
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"Evening one & all
Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday
He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!
Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it
Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change
Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..
Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday
Are you going for a 5th?
Got a busy day tomorrow so probably not
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I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t
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I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t
Ohhh.. ice & a slice too?
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Well I hope you're enjoying your G&T.
I snuck out of work early cos I felt a bit rough. (All my own fault - ate a bit too much lemon Swiss roll and my body rejected it) Came home, had a sleep, and feel much better now!"Glad that all has ended well. Easy on the roll next time. | |||
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"Mrs FC, I have a question for you In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum
I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door? "Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us | |||
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I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us "Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival? | |||
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"Mrs FC, I have a question for you In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum
I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us
Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival? "Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not) | |||
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I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us
Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?
Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not) "Oh! MB, you've got the vibe! | |||
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"Mrs FC, I have a question for you In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum
I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us
Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?
Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)
Oh! MB, you've got the vibe! "Many Notting Hill Gate parties | |||
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"Mrs FC, I have a question for you In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum
I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us
Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?
Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)
Oh! MB, you've got the vibe!
Many Notting Hill Gate parties "Aha! Self appointed event organiser! | |||
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"Mrs FC, I have a question for you In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum
I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.
I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?
Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us
Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?
Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)
Oh! MB, you've got the vibe!
Many Notting Hill Gate parties
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"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!! Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you? "I want to seee the certificate stating that | |||
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"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!! Not so quiet now!! "Oops, here comes .... peace or do I mean something quite the opposite of that | |||
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"Did someone say Rum??
We did! Want a tipple?! "Tripple, did you say? | |||
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"Did someone say Rum??
We did! Want a tipple?!
Tripple, did you say? "A tipple, MB, a tipple! I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on! | |||
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"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!! Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?
Well I hope you're enjoying your G&T.
I snuck out of work early cos I felt a bit rough. (All my own fault - ate a bit too much lemon Swiss roll and my body rejected it) Came home, had a sleep, and feel much better now!
Glad that all has ended well. Easy on the roll next time. "Definitely!! | |||
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"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X "That's what they all say and then can't leave | |||
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"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X
That's what they all say and then can't leave "That’s because you are all lovely!!! X | |||
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"Did someone say Rum??
We did! Want a tipple?!
Tripple, did you say?
A tipple, MB, a tipple!
I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on! "Story of my life. I am going to rebel | |||
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"Sounds like you gents have your head screwed on with your minis. Mrs FC - I was probably that kid too. And I've turned out alright (for the most part )
That's good to know. I'll update you post puberty, sooooooo another 5 years?! "Good luck!! | |||
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"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X
That's what they all say and then can't leave
That’s because you are all lovely!!! X"Oh we are that. Bunch of loveliness | |||
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"Did someone say Rum??
We did! Want a tipple?!
Tripple, did you say?
A tipple, MB, a tipple!
I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on! "Are you putting your stiletto down Mrs FC? | |||
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