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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

You've ever chewed a grolly?

Yours or someone else's.

I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.

Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.

Happy days

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

Hawk Tuah, chew on that thang!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I literally have no words anymore

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Is this what the kids are calling penis these days?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You've ever chewed a grolly?

Yours or someone else's.

I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.

Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.

Happy days "

I had to look that one up and….. (I hate it when they go moist and stick in between ones teeth)

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game "

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P"

Same

J

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By *a LunaWoman
30 weeks ago

South Wales

Where’s that spittoon when you need it?!

I feel queasy now.

Damn you Nicky. Damn You to hell.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P"

Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P

Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im."

May God be with you when it begins in earnest.

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By *laytime_13Woman
30 weeks ago

Lincs


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P

Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im.

May God be with you when it begins in earnest."

With all of us I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I literally have no words anymore "

I had a few, but they all sounded a bit "hmmfff" on account of the grolly cementing my jaw quite well.

Bloody tasty though Boo!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You've ever chewed a grolly?

Yours or someone else's.

I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.

Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.

Happy days

I had to look that one up and….. (I hate it when they go moist and stick in between ones teeth) "

We shall be sacrificed on the crucifixes of our own honesty Sensual.

Make sure you keep a choice grolly for the big day .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game "

You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?

That one?

xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now? "

Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Is this what the kids are calling penis these days? "

Nope xxxx

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By *asterMeliodasMan
30 weeks ago

Newmill


"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now?

Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!

"

Or a ballbarian, as the case may be

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where’s that spittoon when you need it?!

I feel queasy now.

Damn you Nicky. Damn You to hell.

"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now?

Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!

Or a ballbarian, as the case may be"

Oh yeah you're onto something there - crunchy grolly ballbearing peashooter contest

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?

That one?

xxxx"

Aesop was a wise man

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?

That one?

xxxx

Aesop was a wise man "

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?

That one?

xxxx"

Exactly my thoughts

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hawk Tuah, chew on that thang!"

I've got to say John, I'm particularly proud of the way I slipped in "Yours or someone else's" so matter of factly there.

Those 4 words did so much extra work for me .

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"You've ever chewed a grolly?

Yours or someone else's.

I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.

Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.

Happy days "

I have a strong stomach and this is even making me feel abit queasy

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?

That one?

xxxx

Exactly my thoughts"

Nell either didn't think it through much or she wants to submit entirely to the oncoming maelstrom

(Do I safely assume it's me and Nell, or wait to get the go ahead from you later Willy?)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

Hubba bubba

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now?

Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!

Or a ballbarian, as the case may be"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hubba bubba "

Dare I ask - a fellow grolloisseur??

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.

Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.

How long would you spend chewing now?

Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!

Or a ballbarian, as the case may be

Oh yeah you're onto something there - crunchy grolly ballbearing peashooter contest "

It would be very entertaining for the rest of us

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West


"Hubba bubba

Dare I ask - a fellow grolloisseur??

xxxx"

Alas, no

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I just came here to say OP you are a legend

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I just came here to say OP you are a legend "

Awwww...thanks LB.

I'll save one for you, special like xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

So - who have I missed replying to?

And do you really want a reply?

Think carefully xx

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A good 5 minutes in the car stuck in traffic.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I just came here to say OP you are a legend

Awwww...thanks LB.

I'll save one for you, special like xxxx"

Thanks. I’ll take the biggest one you’ve got. Obvs

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By *ickshawedCouple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

3 1/2 minutes. After that it loses it's flavour and is like chewing wallpaper paste

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I just came here to say OP you are a legend

Awwww...thanks LB.

I'll save one for you, special like xxxx

Thanks. I’ll take the biggest one you’ve got. Obvs "

Three and a half minutes beats me, but the current winner is definitely our Geordie on five.

I think it must be a Viking thing .

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P"

Me too!!

Wtf is a grolly

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game

tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P

Me too!!

Wtf is a grolly "

Well, one draws (quite violently) breath through the nose and into the throat. A snort helps.

This dislodges mucus, and a quick "HAWK!" mixes the nasal and laryngeal mucus together, often resulting in a bolus of crispy centre and gooey exterior.

I don't know how or why, but something potato-ey often appears as an extra bonus.

It's all very chewy, very tasty, and very satisfying for sensory types.

Oh - and you're welcome Midnight .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

Grolly bump.

Not to be confused with a bolly grump. Which I believe is the mood of many a FAB male?

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