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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago

I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

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By *rRiosMan
20 weeks ago

dublin


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard? "

What was it?

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
20 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

“You’re selfish. You've had that body all your life, and I only want it for one night”

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
20 weeks ago

Heaven-sent


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it? "

I want to know too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"“You’re selfish. You've had that body all your life, and I only want it for one night”"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it? "

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "

???????? ffs

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
20 weeks ago

Heaven-sent


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "

That’s a really poor line.. did you respond?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

???????? ffs "

That was literally what I was thinking. Who actually thinks to say this to someone in an attempt to pull?! I don’t know if I was more disgusted or horrified. Could only pull a face and walk away as I was without words.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
20 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "

I once had a guy at a club squirt a load of moisturiser on my arm then shout “I loved creaming on you!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

I once had a guy at a club squirt a load of moisturiser on my arm then shout “I loved creaming on you!” "

That’s odd too. Why did he randomly have moisturiser and find it appropriate to put it on another person? Thank goodness it wasn’t something you were allergic to. I would have been very miffed.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
20 weeks ago

Newmill


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "

Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD"

Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
20 weeks ago

Newmill


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD

Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away. "

That's fair. I just wanted to bring an interesting shark fact into this somehow. :P Walking away was probably the best thing you could have done.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
20 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

I once had a guy at a club squirt a load of moisturiser on my arm then shout “I loved creaming on you!”

That’s odd too. Why did he randomly have moisturiser and find it appropriate to put it on another person? Thank goodness it wasn’t something you were allergic to. I would have been very miffed. "

It was really very odd! As you can imagine, my response was to walk away as quickly as possible. I’m just glad I saw the tube the cream came out of or I would have been freaking about what on earth was on my arm

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
20 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD

Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away. "

Yeah, you don’t want to encourage that conversation

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By *ekked JackMan
20 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Well that worked out well didn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"Well that worked out well didn't it. "

Keeping it to the thread is always best.

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By *ornydevil123999Man
20 weeks ago

nottingham

Hello

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By *ekked JackMan
20 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire


"Well that worked out well didn't it.

Keeping it to the thread is always best. "

Apologies.lesson learned.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.

What’s the worst you’ve heard?

What was it?

Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.

???????? ffs

That was literally what I was thinking. Who actually thinks to say this to someone in an attempt to pull?! I don’t know if I was more disgusted or horrified. Could only pull a face and walk away as I was without words. "

I would of had to laugh and say swallow your own swimmers x

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By *r SproutMan
20 weeks ago

the middle

Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Has anybody ever heard or used a chat up line that actually worked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned "

I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x

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By *hawn ScottMan
20 weeks ago

london Brixton

I used this line once and it worked but never again.

Was at a club and saw a girl and our eyes kept catching all night, we bumped into each other a few times and flirted.

At the end of the night I asked her for her number which she replied that she was sorry and had a boyfriend.

Something just came over me and I said "ok then do you want to come back to mine, fuck and forget it happened.

She looked a a little bit shocked, finished her drink and said "well ok as you're such a smooth talking bastard"

That was a one off

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By *nlimitedfunMan
20 weeks ago

arnold

Anybody from Nottingham?

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By *ornydevil123999Man
20 weeks ago

nottingham

Nottingham here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"Anybody from Nottingham? "

Is this your worst chat up line?

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By *nlimitedfunMan
20 weeks ago

arnold


"Anybody from Nottingham?

Is this your worst chat up line? "

That's my best one lol

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By *nlimitedfunMan
20 weeks ago

arnold

Did it work lol

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By *r SproutMan
20 weeks ago

the middle


"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned

I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x"

Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
20 weeks ago


"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned

I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x

Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x"

Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick!

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By *nlimitedfunMan
20 weeks ago

arnold


"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned

I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x

Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x

Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick! "

Aha you go girl

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By *r SproutMan
20 weeks ago

the middle


"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned

I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x

Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x

Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick! "

Do that and you can have me all to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

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By *reen as JadeCouple
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

In the swimming pool and I had just stopped for a rest and 2 older guys next to me. One said I see you like a good length. So bad it was a little funny x

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