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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

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By *asterMeliodasMan
21 weeks ago

Newmill


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell "

I knew someone once who had one where she thought you were actually supposed to blow rather than suck. That didn't end particularly well.

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell "

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

I knew someone once who had one where she thought you were actually supposed to blow rather than suck. That didn't end particularly well."

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By *asterMeliodasMan
21 weeks ago

Newmill


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache "

*hurk*

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By *rad670Man
21 weeks ago

South Lakes

It's a bad blowjob when it's just to keep you happy, involves no enthusiasm at all and lasts about 2 minutes. It has to be pleasurable for the giver as well as the receiver, sensual rather than like a farm milking machine and unrushed, eye contact is a bonus too.

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
21 weeks ago

Falkirk

God yes.

I’m guessing it’s the same when someone goes down on a woman. Sometimes it’s just awful.

I had one where there was way too much teeth. The only analogy I can give is that it’s what I imagine fucking a cheese grater feels like.

Sometimes it’s just poor technique and/or lack of enthusiasm.

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By *hippy57Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Could talk for ages about subject ,yes I guess there are bad blow jobs ,some men can orgasm with just a mouth around there cock ,wish I was one of them,in 45 years I reckon I have cum from a blow job about 5 times,maybe had hundreds blow jobs,

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By *asterMeliodasMan
21 weeks ago

Newmill


"It's a bad blowjob when it's just to keep you happy, involves no enthusiasm at all and lasts about 2 minutes. It has to be pleasurable for the giver as well as the receiver, sensual rather than like a farm milking machine and unrushed, eye contact is a bonus too."

I totally agree with this. For various reasons, my wife used to really not enjoy them, so we simply didn't include them as part of our sex life. Over time, though, she's started to really get into it. I could never have gotten any pleasure out of them if she'd done it back when she would only have been doing it for my sake.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCouple OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not an expert but communication and being able to tell your partner what you like and don't like and give tips or suggestions that may help make it more enjoyable for both

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Yes, when she actually Blows

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A bad blowjob is still better than no blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I’ve never cum from a blowjob, but I’ve always appreciated the effort (normally end up being too self aware laying there doing nothing and end up pulling her up for a kiss instead )

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By *lakeyMan
21 weeks ago

Teesside

I got one once when I was a young lad that I thought she was chewing my bell end off ended up with teeth marks all over my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I used to have a Fuck Buddy who puked every single time she took my load in her mouth. Got a big off putting after a while.

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By *omptationMan
21 weeks ago

liverpool

I love a good blowjob, when there’s lots of use of tongue and lips and saliva

But then there’s the ones where the woman is basically pulling her lips in and under her teeth, like when you do an impression of someone with no teeth, you know… they are basically dry and I hate them both in porn and real life

Difficult to describe but you all know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache "

??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache

??????????"

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire

to much teeth and not working up and down enough

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I've given a few

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By *ysizeMan
21 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

I've had a few

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I've given a few"

Lies.

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By *oiluvfunMan
21 weeks ago

Penrith

A blowjob with no ‘blow’ (the actual ejaculation) is simply foreplay…..

I rarely cum from receiving oral stimulation (the last time was in 2017), but I’ve enjoyed a lot of foreplay over the years. Women generally only suck cock to get it hard for penetration anyway, which isn’t a bad thing……

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By *ripfillMan
21 weeks ago

havant


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache "

Nooooooooo that’s awful

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By *ruceyyMan
21 weeks ago

London

Honestly if they put 0 effort into it OR they suck way too hard, then yes. Still feels good but it can feel so much better

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
21 weeks ago

London


"It's a bad blowjob when it's just to keep you happy, involves no enthusiasm at all and lasts about 2 minutes. It has to be pleasurable for the giver as well as the receiver, sensual rather than like a farm milking machine and unrushed, eye contact is a bonus too."

I like you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? If yes do tell

Yes, when they haven't washed fully and you end up with a smegma moustache "

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