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OP, you are my type of guy  "I no muffin da men. I sorry. | |||
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"Other baked goods are available." ??? I no unnerstand? | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ?" I hava da friend who dog, but he friend. I no muffin no mules. I no French, I Italiano! | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ?" That’s highly illegal in 25 Countries! | |||
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"i got brioche !" You hava da muffin two? My muffin friend say _ello you muffin, yes? | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ? I hava da friend who dog, but he friend. I no muffin no mules. I no French, I Italiano! " Biscotti! | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ? I hava da friend who dog, but he friend. I no muffin no mules. I no French, I Italiano! Biscotti!" Plees - I hear learn Henglish. No Italiano plees | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ? That’s highly illegal in 25 Countries! " Aye but these romans are weird  | |||
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"I like him" You nice girl like Mama wont me maka da babees. You muffin _ello my muffin friend? | |||
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"I Napoli!" Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best | |||
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"I like him You nice girl like Mama wont me maka da babees. You muffin _ello my muffin friend?" I'm hooked. | |||
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"I like him You nice girl like Mama wont me maka da babees. You muffin _ello my muffin friend? I'm hooked." I so sorry. I no sexy with a da hookedas. I no hava da money. | |||
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"I Napoli! Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best " Fresh muffin yes. No pasta. Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin. Is Henglish theeng? | |||
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"Are you for real OP? "I so want him to be real. | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man?" The muffin man? | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man?" The muffin man. | |||
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"I luva you ladies. You hav a da soft muffins. I wont no if you soft muffins lika say ciao my muffin friend, no?" bienvenutti | |||
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"I Napoli! Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best Fresh muffin yes. No pasta. Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin. Is Henglish theeng?" How dare you ! I’m scozia | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The muffin man." Do you know the muffin man? | |||
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"Muffin only ever needs bacon " I prefer mine with blueberries. | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Do you know the muffin man?" No, sorry. | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? No, sorry. " He lives on Drury lane? | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? No, sorry. He lives on Drury lane?" Not ringing a bell. | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin "You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee. I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin. You maka me happy muffin lady friend x | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x" | |||
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"Are you for real OP?
I so want him to be real. "I real. You a luvly lady too. And lovly man on you abov. I no do da bummo man, but luvly 2 x | |||
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"I Napoli! Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best Fresh muffin yes. No pasta. Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin. Is Henglish theeng? How dare you ! I’m scozia " I so sorry. So sorry. Iss important, yes? Scozia no Henglish. | |||
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"This thread has made my day "I lika make a da smile. Mamma tell me - maka da ladies happy Nicolino, maka dem smile. You happy day me happy. You hava da nice muffin too  x | |||
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"This thread has made my day
I lika make a da smile.
Mamma tell me - maka da ladies happy Nicolino, maka dem smile.
You happy day me happy.
You hava da nice muffin too x"Oh Nicolino. Your love of muffins is amazing  | |||
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"This thread has made my day
I lika make a da smile.
Mamma tell me - maka da ladies happy Nicolino, maka dem smile.
You happy day me happy.
You hava da nice muffin too x
Oh Nicolino. Your love of muffins is amazing "I lika you. I lika your muffin. We maka your muffin and my friend muffin happy? It nice a day I think, no? xx | |||
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"Muffin only ever needs bacon " I no unnerstand? No food ona da muffins plees. You like iss OK, but I sorry I no lika. I sorry x | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ? I hava da friend who dog, but he friend. I no muffin no mules. I no French, I Italiano! " You’re about as Italian as I am | |||
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ? I hava da friend who dog, but he friend. I no muffin no mules. I no French, I Italiano! You’re about as Italian as I am "You a Italiana two? I lika da Hengland. Dey a nice a people. And a da Scozias. Dey a nice a two. You muffin happy with Henglish? My muffin friend happy hear. Nice a da people hear, no? | |||
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"I Napoli! Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best Fresh muffin yes. No pasta. Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin. Is Henglish theeng? How dare you ! I’m scozia I so sorry. So sorry. Iss important, yes? Scozia no Henglish." I forgive you my Italian friend You have a mrs muffin ? | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x"There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja | |||
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"I Napoli! Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best Fresh muffin yes. No pasta. Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin. Is Henglish theeng? How dare you ! I’m scozia I so sorry. So sorry. Iss important, yes? Scozia no Henglish. I forgive you my Italian friend You have a mrs muffin ?" Grazie mille my friend. Grazie. No iss Mrs Muffin. I no ready, but Mamma tell me of lotsa. | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja "I unnerstand I think lovly lady. You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no? It a good sausage. Much a meety x | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja
I unnerstand I think lovly lady.
You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no?
It a good sausage.
Much a meety x"Meaty is where it's at. Mucha meaty. And picante | |||
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"He's back!" I glad you here - I maka da mistake. You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No? You nice a lady. Friend. I so sorry I maka da bad word. Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy. Iss no good. I sorry x | |||
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja
I unnerstand I think lovly lady.
You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no?
It a good sausage.
Much a meety x
Meaty is where it's at. Mucha meaty. And picante "Yes yes - my meet anda your muffin maka da happy sausage muffin smiles, no? x | |||
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"Most hilarious thread. Muffins muffins muffins!!" You geev me three muffins? Is lots, no? I lika, but iss lots two manny I think, no? x | |||
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins. " You no a wanta my muffin friend? I sad - you belissima x | |||
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"He's back! I glad you here - I maka da mistake. You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No? You nice a lady. Friend. I so sorry I maka da bad word. Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy. Iss no good. I sorry x " I love him | |||
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins. You no a wanta my muffin friend? I sad - you belissima x" Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero. | |||
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"He's back! I glad you here - I maka da mistake. You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No? You nice a lady. Friend. I so sorry I maka da bad word. Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy. Iss no good. I sorry x I love him" You so nice and a luvly lady. I think Mamma lova you two x | |||
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins. You no a wanta my muffin friend? I sad - you belissima x Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero. "Plees - I hear learn Henglish x | |||
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins. You no a wanta my muffin friend? I sad - you belissima x Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero.
Plees - I hear learn Henglish x"I knew you were a fraud | |||
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"I hava two go. Work so hard a today. I need a da sleepies. So tired. Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men. Sleep a happy with a da I give x"Do you like-a da Naples? Mine are chilly
Buona notte, muffin man | |||
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"I hava two go. Work so hard a today. I need a da sleepies. So tired. Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men. Sleep a happy with a da I give x
Do you like-a da Naples?
Mine are chilly
Buona notte, muffin man "Good a morning luvly Kinky lady. I a warm uppa da nipple Naples with a my Vesuvio, no? They a be a hot and a happy with a my hot muffin friend, yes? xx | |||
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ?" My friend no! Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no? I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name. He say good name in Henglish. I no so sure. | |||
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ? My friend no! Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no? I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name. He say good name in Henglish. I no so sure. " Trust me it’s a good name The ladies love a muffin | |||
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ? My friend no! Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no? I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name. He say good name in Henglish. I no so sure. Trust me it’s a good name The ladies love a muffin "Iss good my friend. Nicolino luva da ladies. Ladies so sad sumtimes, Nicolino lika maka dem smile. No sausage muffin smile. Justa happy. And a da happy muffin sausage two, yes? It good be smile, muffin or no muffin . | |||
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"Okay, one time for DrMuff, everybody! What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!) What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!) It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face!" You a nice a man. You maka Nicolino smile. | |||
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"Okay, one time for DrMuff, everybody! What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!) What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!) It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face! You a nice a man. You maka Nicolino smile." Thank you, Nicolino. Have a wonderful day | |||
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"Go on then "Oh ffs no wonder I was confused with the Joe Dolce stuff... i posted in the wrong bloody thread | |||
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Oh ffs no wonder I was confused with the Joe Dolce stuff... i posted in the wrong bloody thread "Shaddap You Face | |||
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"I hava two go. Work so hard a today. I need a da sleepies. So tired. Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men. Sleep a happy with a da I give x
Do you like-a da Naples?
Mine are chilly
Buona notte, muffin man
Good a morning luvly Kinky lady.
I a warm uppa da nipple Naples with a my Vesuvio, no?
They a be a hot and a happy with a my hot muffin friend, yes? xx"Holy Calabrese, si
Muffin me, Nicolino. Muffin me | |||
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"Go on then
Oh ffs no wonder I was confused with the Joe Dolce stuff... i posted in the wrong bloody thread
Shaddap You Face "Rude !! | |||
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), but he's making me smile .
Mamma would be proud of you Nicolino, whoever the fuck you are . | |||
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"He's kinda cute, isn't he? I mean, we all know he's a fake (he's a faka from a Napoli ), but he's making me smile .
Mamma would be proud of you Nicolino, whoever the fuck you are ."Oh, I LIKE Nicolino. He's-a bit of a-alright | |||
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"He's kinda cute, isn't he? I mean, we all know he's a fake (he's a faka from a Napoli ), but he's making me smile .
Mamma would be proud of you Nicolino, whoever the fuck you are .
Oh, I LIKE Nicolino. He's-a bit of a-alright "When did your stammer come on? xxxx | |||
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"Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? No, sorry. He lives on Drury lane?" What with the ginger bread man lol | |||
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"This is what happens when you type "it's a me, Mario" into chatGPT..." I just snorted at my desk... | |||
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"I luva you ladies. You hav a da soft muffins. I wont no if you soft muffins lika say ciao my muffin friend, no?" Pretending to be Italian?? Try again but this time with a dictionary | |||
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"Italian stallion on the pull, get in line ladies "He is not Italian. | |||
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"Hey everyone, I've noticed some people making fun of the Italian language because of a poorly written post by someone pretending to be Italian. This isn't cool. Mocking a language disrespects the culture and people who speak it. Let's be better and show some respect. Thanks." It was having light fun with an accent. People take the piss out of accents all the time, including British ones. I don't think it disrespects anyone | |||
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"Italian stallion on the pull, get in line ladies
He is not Italian. "We know he's not Italian. He probably has a broad Scouse accent or something (which people jest about all the time). His jesting was clearly meant in a positive way, he wasn't mocking Italian people/accents and nor was anyone else. I'd expect it was more the stereotype of the "Italian stallion" who can seduce women with little effort. I'm sad about muffin man now | |||
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"Italian stallion on the pull, get in line ladies
He is not Italian.
We know he's not Italian. He probably has a broad Scouse accent or something (which people jest about all the time). His jesting was clearly meant in a positive way, he wasn't mocking Italian people/accents and nor was anyone else. I'd expect it was more the stereotype of the "Italian stallion" who can seduce women with little effort.
I'm sad about muffin man now "Donta be sad luvly Kinky muffin lady. I a maka da peoples angry - iss my wrong. I thinka you all luvly. Muffin, no muffin, big muffin friend or da small muffin friend. You maka me happy in Henglishland. Henglish muffins hava da good juicy muffin happys. Nicolino happy, anda Nicolino sad two maka da people angry. Iss life xx | |||
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