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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " ,,, very often op | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Nothing worse | |||
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"Buy yourself a blow up doll." What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon? | |||
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"An overactive mind with horny ladybits and no one to play with!" Haha well I'm sure we could fix that  | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Having someone to play with and them being indifferent / disinterested in you or it | |||
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"Buy yourself a blow up doll. What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon? " haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters !  | |||
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning Do women get equivalent morning wood? It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries "Women aren't dead of course we have needs ha ha | |||
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning Do women get equivalent morning wood? It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries "oooh pastries and then sex
mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was !  | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Not having morning wood. That could be worse. | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " It’s rare I have nodody in my bed for the morning stuff but on the odd occasion I find it just as fulfilling to wank off at my reflection in the mirror. Such a beautiful penis is perfect stimulation. There’s something so special about my penis. It’s the gift that just keeps giving  | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Not exclusive to mornings | |||
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"I imagine death by a thousand cuts comes a close second "No paper cut! That’s the killer! | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " - gonorrhea in the eyes - Mrs Browns Boys - liver failure - Slough - following through when you think it’s only a fart .. I could go on | |||
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning Do women get equivalent morning wood? It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries
oooh pastries and then sex
mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was ! "A lot of men have good looks or hot bods to fall back I rely on a pastry selection and fresh coffee | |||
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"I imagine death by a thousand cuts comes a close second "Death by a thousand cunts sounds the perfect way to go x | |||
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"Buy yourself a blow up doll. What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon? haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters ! "Or worse exploded, remember Only Fools and Horses back in 90s with blowup dolls? | |||
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"IBS attack out in public and the nearest toilets are closed." Hopefully you were not on your way to a fine gentleman from Fab for a rimming session | |||
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"Rubbing deep heat into you’re scrotum." That's a cure for morning (and any other kind of) horn. | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " A delivery driver knocking at the door? | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Having morning wood then your ceiling caves in? I think that’s much worse | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " Sliding down a bannister of razor blades while using your bollocks as brakes and landing in a vat of vinegar and chillies?! | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " __ Not having a morning wood at all? | |||
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? " . Technically, you do have yourself. Just sayin' 
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And in terms of you knowing your own body, no one else is able to intuit your exact preferred speed, grip, rhythm or specific technique. You are a subject matter expert in your own wanking.
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Essentially, the answer is in your own hands. | |||
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