FabSwingers.com forum: Is there anything worse..

By (user no longer on site) OP
21 weeks ago

Than having morning wood with nobody to play with?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
21 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "
,,, very often op

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
21 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Never having morning wood….ever??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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21 weeks ago

East Sussex

I imagine death by a thousand cuts comes a close second

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By *luebell888Woman
21 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Buy yourself a blow up doll.

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By *oo..Woman
21 weeks ago

Boo's World

An overactive mind with horny ladybits and no one to play with!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Waking up next to someone would be worse in my opinion.

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By *hristopherd999Man
21 weeks ago

Brentwood

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Nothing worse

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"Buy yourself a blow up doll."

What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
21 weeks ago

"An overactive mind with horny ladybits and no one to play with!"

Haha well I'm sure we could fix that

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

standing on lego ?

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By *urry BlokeMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Have a wank and get on with your day

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By *urry BlokeMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Having someone to play with and them being indifferent / disinterested in you or it

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By *urry BlokeMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning

Do women get equivalent morning wood?

It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries

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By *ot to giggleWoman
21 weeks ago

Coventry

"Buy yourself a blow up doll.

What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon? "

haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters !

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By *oo..Woman
21 weeks ago

Boo's World

"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning

Do women get equivalent morning wood?

It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries

Women aren't dead of course we have needs ha ha

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By *ot to giggleWoman
21 weeks ago

Coventry

"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning

Do women get equivalent morning wood?

It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries

oooh pastries and then sex

mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was !

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Not having morning wood.

That could be worse.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
21 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

It’s rare I have nodody in my bed for the morning stuff but on the odd occasion I find it just as fulfilling to wank off at my reflection in the mirror.

Such a beautiful penis is perfect stimulation.

There’s something so special about my penis.

It’s the gift that just keeps giving

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By *ikesEmBigMan
21 weeks ago

Herts

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Not exclusive to mornings

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By *eliusMan
21 weeks ago

Henlow

"I imagine death by a thousand cuts comes a close second

No paper cut! That’s the killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

- gonorrhea in the eyes

- Mrs Browns Boys

- liver failure

- Slough

- following through when you think it’s only a fart

.. I could go on

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By *eliusMan
21 weeks ago

Henlow

And if one were to wake up in Norway and be so afflicted would one say: ‘Morning Norwegian Wood’ …. Slight tilt to the Beatles there for all you kids

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By *urry BlokeMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning

Do women get equivalent morning wood?

It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries

oooh pastries and then sex

mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was !

A lot of men have good looks or hot bods to fall back

I rely on a pastry selection and fresh coffee

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By *rispyDuckMan
21 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Eye watering Cramp in your hamstring fucking on the backseat of a ford fiesta

& you don’t get to finish

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By *ndtheswingersMan
21 weeks ago

colchester

"I imagine death by a thousand cuts comes a close second

Death by a thousand cunts sounds the perfect way to go x

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"Buy yourself a blow up doll.

What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon?

haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters !

Or worse exploded, remember Only Fools and Horses back in 90s with blowup dolls?

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By *ecret-strangerMan
21 weeks ago

Deeside

Not having morning wood and nobody to play with is worse!

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By *ad NannaWoman
21 weeks ago

East London

IBS attack out in public and the nearest toilets are closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"IBS attack out in public and the nearest toilets are closed."

Hopefully you were not on your way to a fine gentleman from Fab for a rimming session

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By *ascaIMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Getting nettled.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
21 weeks ago

Southampton

Asking a guy to lick your pussy only for him to do it exactly twice then give up....

.... that's quite annoying

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

Rubbing deep heat into you’re scrotum.

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Rubbing deep heat into you’re scrotum."

That's a cure for morning (and any other kind of) horn.

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By *illy IdolMan
21 weeks ago

Midlands

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

A delivery driver knocking at the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Leprosy?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Having morning wood then your ceiling caves in?

I think that’s much worse

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By *ansoffateMan
21 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Gastroenteritis

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By *arry monk40Man
21 weeks ago

Telford

Welcome to my world

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By *ed MartinMan
21 weeks ago

Shefford

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Sliding down a bannister of razor blades while using your bollocks as brakes and landing in a vat of vinegar and chillies?!

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By *ascaIMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

A 1 armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy arse.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
21 weeks ago

Essex

Having someone to play with and *not* having wood.

And about a million other things.

Horny & alone = wank. Simple.

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By *allandathleticMan
21 weeks ago

Asgard

Yeah. There is. Getting your dick skin caught in a zipper. That is worse.

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By *rpeggioCouple
21 weeks ago

Baughurst

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Not having a morning wood at all?

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By *allandathleticMan
21 weeks ago

Asgard

Waking up in prison with morning wood.

I imagine that's pretty difficult.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
21 weeks ago

Colchester

"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "

Technically, you do have yourself. Just sayin'

And in terms of you knowing your own body, no one else is able to intuit your exact preferred speed, grip, rhythm or specific technique. You are a subject matter expert in your own wanking.

Essentially, the answer is in your own hands.

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