FabSwingers.com forum: Gentlemen and people with a prostate

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life.

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By *exysoldier90Man
22 weeks ago

Midlands

Are you offering?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right).

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

They don't like it up 'em!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"They don't like it up 'em!"

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By *allipygousMan
22 weeks ago

Leicester

Yes, did one of those postal checks a month or so ago.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Yes, did one of those postal checks a month or so ago."

I tried that.

The nice policewoman told me I had to take my bum out of the postbox though.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts

Don’t be quick. Show me the romance.

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By *iker JackMan
22 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Don’t be quick. Show me the romance. "

I nearly spluttered on my cup of tea reading that

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
22 weeks ago

edinburgh

Every year. Men should always get it checked. Literally takes seconds. Docs have done it hundreds of times and aren’t phased by it. K

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Every year. Men should always get it checked. Literally takes seconds. Docs have done it hundreds of times and aren’t phased by it. K"

They are when you ask them in the tennis club because you can’t get an appointment- some can be quite rude!! What happened to charming bedside manner?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Its when he does it with both hands on my shoulders that I start to question the legitimacy of the test...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The Doc the other day checking my prostate and said "try not to get hard Dave"

I told him I wasn't called 'Dave'

"I know, I'm Dave" came the panting voice from the Doc.

The old ones are the best.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"Are you offering? "

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right)."

Well, us women folk have hands inside us, plus fingers in butts sometimes too. It's all for our own good.

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By *urfdudeMan
22 weeks ago

WEXFORD

Once you hit your late 40s get checked annually, check PSA levels also. Very importatnt

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though."

See neither do we, is it a comparison thing?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*bends over and spreads the ol’leather bagel wide* …..Anyone…..?

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle

"*bends over and spreads the ol’leather bagel wide* …..Anyone…..? "

Pass me the bbq tongs!!

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
22 weeks ago

edinburgh

"The Doc the other day checking my prostate and said "try not to get hard Dave"

I told him I wasn't called 'Dave'

"I know, I'm Dave" came the panting voice from the Doc.

The old ones are the best."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"[Finger removed by poster at 26/06/24 14:46:17]"

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By *oxy jWoman
22 weeks ago

somerset

its a serious subject guys being jokey about it does not help prostate problems for men is huge its not just cancer checks ... its affects far too many men who fail to realize whats going on in their own bodies... not a jokey topic in truth men should be encouraging fellow men to get check rather than finger n bum jokes

remember its not just about cancer

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By *eliusMan
22 weeks ago

Henlow

The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I hope this goes well for you, I recall it being done via bloods too, and absolutely - whatever sex we are, regular checks on anything are very important for early diagnosis and action.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts

Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though.

See neither do we, is it a comparison thing?"

Apparently, it feels like a walnut. If you're frequently digging around in someone's bum you might feel if anything changes.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I hope everything is ok for you.

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By *eliusMan
22 weeks ago

Henlow

"Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…"

Very good, bwahaha!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…"

I mean, if you ask nicely you might get a prick and fingers?

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By *eliusMan
22 weeks ago

Henlow

Thank you all … I had an MRI and it was inconclusive. The consultant said that even if they did exploratory surgery now and confirmed early stages, it would be too early to treat .. hence 6 months review

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Thank you all … I had an MRI and it was inconclusive. The consultant said that even if they did exploratory surgery now and confirmed early stages, it would be too early to treat .. hence 6 months review "

I know this will be a worry, but at least it's a managed worry, which is a much better problem to have.

Good you and your medical team are ahead of this

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts

Early diagnosis is the crucial part. It’s very treatable if identified early. Try not to let it worry you. If the MRI saw anything the doc was concerned about you’d know.

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By *tandMan
22 weeks ago

Plymouth

The prostate gland sits just under the diaphragm and bladder and surrounds the urethra; the wee-tube.

You may, or may not, be able to feel the back of it yourself. Lie on your side with your knees bent. It should feel like a smooth walnut.

The gland often doesn’t stop growing, and most men will suffer from an enlarged prostate if they live long enough. This is called “Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia”, (B.P.H.), and it gradually blocks the wee-tube. This makes weeing and bladder emptying difficult, and increases the number of visits to the loo, especially at night. You can have an operation to reduce the gland if normal life becomes difficult.

The symptoms of prostate cancer are much the same as for B.P.H., but the back of the gland feels “lumpy” – not a smooth curve.

The Prostate-Specific Antigen (P.S.A.) blood test assesses the prostate gland activity – big gland = high P.S.A. level. This will probably indicate B.P.H., but may be due to cancer. The older you get, the higher your P.S.A. level may be. The “normal range” of test results is age-related.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

The PSA test is a blood test to help detect prostate cancer. But it's not perfect and will not find all prostate cancers.

The test, which can be done at a GP surgery, measures the level of prostate-specific antigen (PSA) in your blood.

PSA is a protein made only by the prostate gland. Some of it leaks into your blood, but how much depends on your age and the health of your prostate.

There's currently no national screening programme for prostate cancer in the UK because the PSA test is not always accurate.

Before deciding to have the PSA test, you may want to talk to a GP and practice nurse, as well as your partner or a friend or family member.

You have a higher risk of prostate cancer if you:

have a family history of prostate cancer

are of black ethnic origin

are overweight or obese

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I had mine checked a few months back, had both blood test and physical examination.

I have an enlarged prostate typical with age but thankfully not cancer.

Having the check done provides clarity.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
22 weeks ago

manchester

"have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life."

Need only apply to men over a certain age and to be done by a professional

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By *milyRose321TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

Never once plus probably won't

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By *akedMMan
22 weeks ago

Witney

I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Erm... No

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

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By *ah HumbugMan
22 weeks ago

here and there

Nope and I'm not old enough to require it

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
22 weeks ago

manchester

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

DRE’s are still used in practice.

Biopsies also

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Happy to report Nanna I had a doctors finger up my arse in February. All was well

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By *ripfillMan
22 weeks ago

havant

Anual check …. Next one November

Charging the maglite battery now …

( actually orgasm helps the prostrate so get cumming )

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By *unx2019Couple
22 weeks ago

Moray

I do check his when we're playing, he might think doing it all for fun but do check and keep eye on him

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Never, when it’s my time it’s my time.

The mr

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I get mine as part of my MOT. (Manipulation Of Tushie). Checked in March, and all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

DRE’s are still used in practice.

Biopsies also "

I bet they are, the absolute pervs

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By *4bimMan
22 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I have regular check ups.

And yes my poo is also good thanks

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

I did read somewhere that masturbation with an orgasm is good for the prostate.

Happy wanking!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
22 weeks ago

East London

"I have regular check ups.

And yes my poo is also good thanks

So is mine

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By *ungsMan
22 weeks ago

penkridge

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though."
rhe last check I had the doc had got some big knuckles lol . yelpx

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By *eavenNhellCouple
22 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up "
this having had prostatitis over christmas involving an overnight stay cannot recomend any male over 50 enough GET YOURSELF CHECKED it may save your life !

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
22 weeks ago

lewisham

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I had a nice young lady GP give me a digit test recently. I resisted the urge to say "take your time, love". Two friends have had digit tests more recently. So it's alive and well.

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By *eliusMan
22 weeks ago

Henlow

Early diagnosis is the crucial part. It’s very treatable if identified early. Try not to let it worry you. If the MRI saw anything the doc was concerned about you’d know. "

Yeah thanks .. he said levels were up but nothing conclusive on MRI

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By *orfolk couple500Man
22 weeks ago

Ipswich and Spain

Thought you can have it checked now in a blood test ??? No so much fun but is that true ??

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By *teveanddebsCouple
22 weeks ago

Norwich

I had lasered about 10 years ago and the first piss after was fucking awesome. I'm started to show symptoms again and am on the waiting list for a repeat.

I just hope the equipment has got smaller, there's nothing like a light sabre down your japs eye to make you blink a bit

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By *usie pTV/TS
22 weeks ago

taunton

Asked the Doc about it at least ten years ago he said with no family history of cancer don't worry about it as the psa test is so reliable the stress from a high test is more dangerous than the cancer or words to that effect, not seen the doc since have sent them several emails asking about it over the last few years but don't get a reply, the local surgery is like the marie celeste, try and ring you are fourth in line 2 hours later you are still forth in line get fed up and go in there the receptionist sends you packing telling you to ring or email for an appointment or sign up to an app on the phone that even my kids can't get to work.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
22 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Thought you can have it checked now in a blood test ??? No so much fun but is that true ??"
the blood test can apparently give a false positive so some GPs are reluctant use without symptoms.

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By *akedMMan
22 weeks ago

Witney

"I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up this having had prostatitis over christmas involving an overnight stay cannot recomend any male over 50 enough GET YOURSELF CHECKED it may save your life !

I have just had it from November, 3 lots of antibiotics,Finished the last coures about a month ago, fingers crossed its all cleared up,Was reffered to urology again,The gp said i might have to have the prostate pressed to get the gunk out .i bought a prostate massager and did it my self .i do it about once every 2 weeks

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By *undee2Man
22 weeks ago

Dundee

"I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right)."

You are clearly not a Tory MP

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By *d4fun73Man
22 weeks ago

Shipley

"have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life."

Yes this month! Plus a MRI scan which showed abnormal, then a ultrasound biopsy! Luckily they were clear

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Gentlemen going for hot husbands with a cunt cunt or uncunt prostate."

Bollocks - wrong thread!!!

Sorrrrryyyyy....x

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