FabSwingers.com forum: Gentlemen and people with a prostate

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life.

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By *exysoldier90Man
46 weeks ago

Local

Are you offering?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right).

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

They don't like it up 'em!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"They don't like it up 'em!"

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By *allipygousMan
46 weeks ago

Leicester

Yes, did one of those postal checks a month or so ago.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Yes, did one of those postal checks a month or so ago."

I tried that.

The nice policewoman told me I had to take my bum out of the postbox though.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

Don’t be quick. Show me the romance.

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By *iker JackMan
46 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Don’t be quick. Show me the romance. "

I nearly spluttered on my cup of tea reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Every year. Men should always get it checked. Literally takes seconds. Docs have done it hundreds of times and aren’t phased by it. K

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By *odgerMooreMan
46 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"Every year. Men should always get it checked. Literally takes seconds. Docs have done it hundreds of times and aren’t phased by it. K"

They are when you ask them in the tennis club because you can’t get an appointment- some can be quite rude!! What happened to charming bedside manner?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Its when he does it with both hands on my shoulders that I start to question the legitimacy of the test...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
46 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The Doc the other day checking my prostate and said "try not to get hard Dave"

I told him I wasn't called 'Dave'

"I know, I'm Dave" came the panting voice from the Doc.

The old ones are the best.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"Are you offering? "

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right)."

Well, us women folk have hands inside us, plus fingers in butts sometimes too. It's all for our own good.

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By *urfdudeMan
46 weeks ago

WEXFORD

Once you hit your late 40s get checked annually, check PSA levels also. Very importatnt

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though."

See neither do we, is it a comparison thing?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*bends over and spreads the ol’leather bagel wide* …..Anyone…..?

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By *odgerMooreMan
46 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"*bends over and spreads the ol’leather bagel wide* …..Anyone…..? "

Pass me the bbq tongs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"The Doc the other day checking my prostate and said "try not to get hard Dave"

I told him I wasn't called 'Dave'

"I know, I'm Dave" came the panting voice from the Doc.

The old ones are the best."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"[Finger removed by poster at 26/06/24 14:46:17]"

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

its a serious subject guys being jokey about it does not help prostate problems for men is huge its not just cancer checks ... its affects far too many men who fail to realize whats going on in their own bodies... not a jokey topic in truth men should be encouraging fellow men to get check rather than finger n bum jokes

remember its not just about cancer

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By *eliusMan
46 weeks ago

Henlow

The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I hope this goes well for you, I recall it being done via bloods too, and absolutely - whatever sex we are, regular checks on anything are very important for early diagnosis and action.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though.

See neither do we, is it a comparison thing?"

Apparently, it feels like a walnut. If you're frequently digging around in someone's bum you might feel if anything changes.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I hope everything is ok for you.

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By *eliusMan
46 weeks ago

Henlow

"Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…"

Very good, bwahaha!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Great. So we’ve got from fat fingers to a small prick.

That’s great.

Great…"

I mean, if you ask nicely you might get a prick and fingers?

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By *eliusMan
46 weeks ago

Henlow

Thank you all … I had an MRI and it was inconclusive. The consultant said that even if they did exploratory surgery now and confirmed early stages, it would be too early to treat .. hence 6 months review

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Thank you all … I had an MRI and it was inconclusive. The consultant said that even if they did exploratory surgery now and confirmed early stages, it would be too early to treat .. hence 6 months review "

I know this will be a worry, but at least it's a managed worry, which is a much better problem to have.

Good you and your medical team are ahead of this

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

Early diagnosis is the crucial part. It’s very treatable if identified early. Try not to let it worry you. If the MRI saw anything the doc was concerned about you’d know.

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By *tandMan
46 weeks ago

Plymouth

The prostate gland sits just under the diaphragm and bladder and surrounds the urethra; the wee-tube.

You may, or may not, be able to feel the back of it yourself. Lie on your side with your knees bent. It should feel like a smooth walnut.

The gland often doesn’t stop growing, and most men will suffer from an enlarged prostate if they live long enough. This is called “Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia”, (B.P.H.), and it gradually blocks the wee-tube. This makes weeing and bladder emptying difficult, and increases the number of visits to the loo, especially at night. You can have an operation to reduce the gland if normal life becomes difficult.

The symptoms of prostate cancer are much the same as for B.P.H., but the back of the gland feels “lumpy” – not a smooth curve.

The Prostate-Specific Antigen (P.S.A.) blood test assesses the prostate gland activity – big gland = high P.S.A. level. This will probably indicate B.P.H., but may be due to cancer. The older you get, the higher your P.S.A. level may be. The “normal range” of test results is age-related.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

The PSA test is a blood test to help detect prostate cancer. But it's not perfect and will not find all prostate cancers.

The test, which can be done at a GP surgery, measures the level of prostate-specific antigen (PSA) in your blood.

PSA is a protein made only by the prostate gland. Some of it leaks into your blood, but how much depends on your age and the health of your prostate.

There's currently no national screening programme for prostate cancer in the UK because the PSA test is not always accurate.

Before deciding to have the PSA test, you may want to talk to a GP and practice nurse, as well as your partner or a friend or family member.

You have a higher risk of prostate cancer if you:

have a family history of prostate cancer

are of black ethnic origin

are overweight or obese

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By *iddlesticksMan
46 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I had mine checked a few months back, had both blood test and physical examination.

I have an enlarged prostate typical with age but thankfully not cancer.

Having the check done provides clarity.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
46 weeks ago

manchester

"have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life."

Need only apply to men over a certain age and to be done by a professional

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By *milyRose321TV/TS
46 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

Never once plus probably won't

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By *akedMMan
46 weeks ago

Witney

I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Erm... No

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Nope and I'm not old enough to require it

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
46 weeks ago

manchester

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

DRE’s are still used in practice.

Biopsies also

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Happy to report Nanna I had a doctors finger up my arse in February. All was well

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By *ripfillMan
46 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Anual check …. Next one November

Charging the maglite battery now …

( actually orgasm helps the prostrate so get cumming )

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By *unx2019Couple
46 weeks ago

Moray

I do check his when we're playing, he might think doing it all for fun but do check and keep eye on him

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds

Never, when it’s my time it’s my time.

The mr

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By *agatoXXXMan
46 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I get mine as part of my MOT. (Manipulation Of Tushie). Checked in March, and all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Erm... No

It's ok Joe it's a blood test now. Your virgin botty is safe

DRE’s are still used in practice.

Biopsies also "

I bet they are, the absolute pervs

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By *4bimMan
46 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I have regular check ups.

And yes my poo is also good thanks

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

I did read somewhere that masturbation with an orgasm is good for the prostate.

Happy wanking!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
46 weeks ago

East London

"I have regular check ups.

And yes my poo is also good thanks

So is mine

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By *ungsMan
46 weeks ago

penkridge

"Are you offering?

I'll have a dig around in there. Not sure what I'm looking for though."
rhe last check I had the doc had got some big knuckles lol . yelpx

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By *eavenNhellCouple
46 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up "
this having had prostatitis over christmas involving an overnight stay cannot recomend any male over 50 enough GET YOURSELF CHECKED it may save your life !

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
46 weeks ago

lewisham

"The digit test is no more .. it’s done via blood test. I’ve just had mine done. Minor concern, another 6th month test to see if things have changed."

I had a nice young lady GP give me a digit test recently. I resisted the urge to say "take your time, love". Two friends have had digit tests more recently. So it's alive and well.

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By *eliusMan
46 weeks ago

Henlow

Early diagnosis is the crucial part. It’s very treatable if identified early. Try not to let it worry you. If the MRI saw anything the doc was concerned about you’d know. "

Yeah thanks .. he said levels were up but nothing conclusive on MRI

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By *orfolk couple500Man
46 weeks ago

Ipswich and Spain

Thought you can have it checked now in a blood test ??? No so much fun but is that true ??

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By *teveanddebsCouple
46 weeks ago

Norwich

I had lasered about 10 years ago and the first piss after was fucking awesome. I'm started to show symptoms again and am on the waiting list for a repeat.

I just hope the equipment has got smaller, there's nothing like a light sabre down your japs eye to make you blink a bit

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By *usie pTV/TS
46 weeks ago

taunton

Asked the Doc about it at least ten years ago he said with no family history of cancer don't worry about it as the psa test is so reliable the stress from a high test is more dangerous than the cancer or words to that effect, not seen the doc since have sent them several emails asking about it over the last few years but don't get a reply, the local surgery is like the marie celeste, try and ring you are fourth in line 2 hours later you are still forth in line get fed up and go in there the receptionist sends you packing telling you to ring or email for an appointment or sign up to an app on the phone that even my kids can't get to work.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
46 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Thought you can have it checked now in a blood test ??? No so much fun but is that true ??"
the blood test can apparently give a false positive so some GPs are reluctant use without symptoms.

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By *akedMMan
46 weeks ago

Witney

"I have an enlarged prostate, every time I have a blood test I ask for a psa test. I have bouts of prostititus I have had the finger test three times . And having an enlarged bladder doesn’t help.

I would say just go and get checked up this having had prostatitis over christmas involving an overnight stay cannot recomend any male over 50 enough GET YOURSELF CHECKED it may save your life !

I have just had it from November, 3 lots of antibiotics,Finished the last coures about a month ago, fingers crossed its all cleared up,Was reffered to urology again,The gp said i might have to have the prostate pressed to get the gunk out .i bought a prostate massager and did it my self .i do it about once every 2 weeks

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By *undee2Man
46 weeks ago

Dundee

"I did.

I didn't like it Nanna.

I didn't like it at all.

(And you're right)."

You are clearly not a Tory MP

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By *d4fun73Man
46 weeks ago

Shipley

"have you had it checked recently?

A quick digit in your bottom may save your life."

Yes this month! Plus a MRI scan which showed abnormal, then a ultrasound biopsy! Luckily they were clear

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Gentlemen going for hot husbands with a cunt cunt or uncunt prostate."

Bollocks - wrong thread!!!

Sorrrrryyyyy....x

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By *ssmaster50Man
11 weeks ago

Preston

I have a enlarged prostate thankfully after the biopsy ( most painful experience ever ) no C .

Anyone any advice how to shrink the prostate ?

Anyone tried anything that worked ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Had it last year, and bloods. All good 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Once you get over 50 they are always sticking a camera down one end or the other, they did me the full spinning Xray imaging of that area when I did my hernia last summer.

Just means I need a belt on before I carry a lady off up the stairs these days, Tarzan or Fireman style carry both options are available

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

By blood test yes a few years ago, by finger never and never will in life fuck that

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By *egWorshipperMan
11 weeks ago

Gods Country

Sadly mine gets checked regularly as we use Aldi toilet paper.

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

I won't even let someone wag a finger in my face....(Tony Soprano)

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
11 weeks ago

East London

Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

Makes no difference still wouldn’t have it haha

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

That would definitely encourage me.

I’m not scared or particularly bothered about having it checked. It’s just like the effort of arranging an appointment and going to the doctors in the UK. Even calling the doctors on the telephone is a major effort you have to listen to essays of nonsense about Covid still even though that was 1 million years ago and you have to call at 7:59 in the morning or something and then get someone with a very high IQ to sit and listen to all the options for you otherwise you press the wrong button and get cut off .

If they could fix this, then maybe I’d go get it checked

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
11 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Due to a few issues..I was actually told on Friday to book a blood test for one... obviously the doctor didn't fancy sticking his finger up my arse....bet he would have done if I'd gone in dressed up as I am in my photo😹

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Due to a few issues..I was actually told on Friday to book a blood test for one... obviously the doctor didn't fancy sticking his finger up my arse....bet he would have done if I'd gone in dressed up as I am in my photo😹 "

Maybe he was just a junior doctor and he hasn’t studied fingering yet ?

You should’ve just said Oi! You lazy Cunt we pay your fucking wages do your job and finger my arse

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Brum

Nanna, finger my shithole.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
11 weeks ago

East London

"Nanna, finger my shithole."

Gladly. One finger or two?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

Id attach trainers to my arse cheeks and bum scuffle my way there. 1.5 miles of it.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
11 weeks ago

East London

"Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

Id attach trainers to my arse cheeks and bum scuffle my way there. 1.5 miles of it."

You could close your eyes and imagine the 50 year old male doctor, with hairy hands, is a 30 year old, sexy female doctor.

Try not to groan though

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By *pudup15Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford

I've heard border force can be helpful in this department.

Not sure if bad news is good news, gonna die someday.

I feel like fighting cancer to the death, it's C or me.

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

You should go and get your prostate checked,especially when the flow drops to a dribble. I left mine too long and it swelled up so much,the flow actually stopped. I was in agony for 24 hours and was rushed to hospital to have a catheter put in.They drained off over 2 litres of urine and I had to have a catheter in for 8 months,till they could arrange a Hi Lop operation. Took most of it away and since then the flow has been normal...but...no ejaculations since then. Have all the feelings,but it's called a Retro ejaculations,goes straight into the bladder.

So..get yourself checked out..the earlier they catch it (like most things) the brighter the outlook.

One positive thing, no-one has to sleep in the wet patch! Lol

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By *bitofaslutWoman
11 weeks ago

Cannock

Yep, about six months ago at the urologist.

I have to be on the ball with them now because even though I'm over 50, I don't get automatic reminders as I changed my gender with the NHS. I'll get automatic mammogram and smear test reminders but not any of the "mens" ones.

It's kind of a point of honour and validation. If I get misgendered I just whip out my smeraev test invite letter - "how many men get these??"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
11 weeks ago

Norwich

"I have a enlarged prostate thankfully after the biopsy ( most painful experience ever ) no C .

Anyone any advice how to shrink the prostate ?

Anyone tried anything that worked ?"

I started taking tadalafil (5mg daily) about 4 months ago and it's having an effect slowly but surely. I now only get up once (twice at the most) a night to have a pee. I was called into the hospital last month to go for the laser treatment again but the consultant agreed that we would review it in another 3 months.

I had to get it on private prescription thought as our local NHS won't issue it.

My doctor agreed that it might work and I order it online so I know it's OK with other meds I take.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
11 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Why so many men scared of a little finger in the bum?

What if a sexy woman volunteered?

Id attach trainers to my arse cheeks and bum scuffle my way there. 1.5 miles of it.

You could close your eyes and imagine the 50 year old male doctor, with hairy hands, is a 30 year old, sexy female doctor.

Try not to groan though

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yeah but it's when he puts a hand on each shoulder whilst giving you the exam

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By *moothshaftMan
11 weeks ago

Coventry

Actually had my bloods PSA checked on Friday!!!

Still waiting results though

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
11 weeks ago

Oldbury

They don't tend to go straight for the ass. It's a PSA test first. Then if your real unlucky, you end up on the operating. I say unlucky it could obviously be worse!

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By *WkinkymaleMan
11 weeks ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

Yes a couple of weeks ago

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By *rumpyandsexyCouple
11 weeks ago

mansfield

I was prescribed finasteride for my enlarged prostate it has taken 9 months to work I now don't get up every hour.

The downside is it stops you thinking of sex altogether.

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