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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Um.

Not quite enough for my taste. More than enough for the storage space available

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

I've no idea, more than 10, many I can't walk in but keep because they are pretty.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

14 weeks ago

East Sussex

No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.

I did buy two pairs of boots recently though.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell

15, 20? Something like that? I’m a flip flop enthusiast and I have lots of colours

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Probably about 50 pairs, including walking shoes, casual trainers, sports trainers, high heels, smart ankle boots, casual ankle boots, knee boots, thigh boots, flip flops, flat sandals, wedge sandals, heeled sandals.

It's complicated being a woman.

Sadly I can no longer wear high heels due to foot issues

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Oh and I forgot "house shoes"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

More than 10… less than 1000

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South

Loads.

Hiking sandals

Hiking boots

Loads of Birkenstocks

Loads of boots of differing types (ankle, calf etc)

Flip flops

Sandals

Loads of sketchers

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By *andPextraCouple
14 weeks ago

North West

For bedroom use, 57- i know exactly they have there own wardrobe.

For every day (if you count everything- trainers to boots to wellies) around 100 or so.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.

I did buy two pairs of boots recently though. "

My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.

I did buy two pairs of boots recently though.

My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts. "

How many do you own SAF?

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By *igR93Man
14 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

20+ ?

I’m a trainer freak!

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By *igR93Man
14 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

"

Crocs?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Um.

Not quite enough for my taste. More than enough for the storage space available "

My Goth-Frock, thank you for this. What about the cellar and the attic (the loft, not the playroom)...?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

20? Ish...?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

14 weeks ago

East Sussex


"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.

I did buy two pairs of boots recently though.

My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts. "

Jesus Creepers! Now there's a name to conjure with

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

Too many to count.. Quite a few

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Boots, slip on trainers, proper trainers, crocs, heels, wedges.

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By *igR93Man
14 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

"

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

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By *weetiepie99Woman
14 weeks ago

cardiff

A lot, too many and I'm finding now I'm of a certain age, cough cough, it's really hard to walk in heels!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?"

Crocs are underrated

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this "

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this "

Crocs are life

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By *rBobbMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "

That's the right answer LB

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "

I have to agree. They are the thing that should not be.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "

I've had crocs for eons....... love them..... don't want to be without them. admittedly I wouldn't go any further than the garden gate in them but ........ always looking for more pairs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim

That's the right answer LB "

Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

May one include their slipper collection ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"May one include their slipper collection ?"

Only in Iberia. Juan may.

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By *rBobbMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim

That's the right answer LB

Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ohhhhhh… a few. Some are strictly for aesthetic, not practical purposes

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Ohhhhhh… a few. Some are strictly for aesthetic, not practical purposes

Mrs TMN x"

Those are the important ones darling

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim

That's the right answer LB

Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them "

The urge to make my profile picture crocs is strong

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've no idea, more than 10, many I can't walk in but keep because they are pretty."

·

Why can you no longer walk in them? Are these vintages, increasing in value?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes

Crocs?

Only those who have never worn a pair react like this

I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim

That's the right answer LB

Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them

The urge to make my profile picture crocs is strong "

This happens to me all the time. I genuinely have an aversion to them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"15, 20? Something like that? I’m a flip flop enthusiast and I have lots of colours "

20 flipflops of a kaleidoscope ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Oh and I forgot "house shoes" "

Ah, but how many "house shoes"??

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

oooh boots, i like boots - there are ones in boxes that i look at

ooh and yea i have crocs - for the garden and house and well whenever.

and Bob - I think i may have to wear them to the BBQ!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I have to have two of everything so I have two lots of trainers, two pairs if Vans, two pairs of ankle boots, two pairs of knee high boots, two pairs of court shoes, two pairs of sandals, two pairs of snow boots

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By *lder.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not Local

I tend to wear one pair for everything, until they die then get another. I have some lace up boots for winter, probably some sandals kicking about and some wellies.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

A couple of dozen pairs my Dear Nerò.

That's the winnowed down selection having moved and moved again recently.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Trainers

Boots

Sandals

I may need some new shoes"

Any suede Chelsea Boots to add to your repertoire?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I tend to wear one pair for everything, until they die then get another. I have some lace up boots for winter, probably some sandals kicking about and some wellies. "

It's good to see you back.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
14 weeks ago

North Wales

I currently own

2 pairs of heels

3 pairs of sandals

2 pairs of boots

And 2 pairs of flat shoes

My daughter on the other hand has enough shoes to sink a ship

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands

2 pairs of heels.

Not sure how many pairs of boots or trainers, got a thing for both.

4 pairs of flip flops.

And countless slippers, I love a good slipper.

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By *edeWoman
14 weeks ago

the abyss

I don't actually know but I'd say under 20.... I think

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

1 pair of trainers, 2 pairs of flip flops, 1 croc like pair, 2 pairs of boots and 1 pair of heels.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Oh and my irregular choice fancy that pair, still in its box

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
14 weeks ago

wonderland.


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!"

about 5 or 6 pairs.

Cali

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
14 weeks ago

south coast IOW

I dare not count but definitely more than 30 pairs. I need a sort out as i dont wear most of them.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Loads.

Hiking sandals

Hiking boots

Loads of Birkenstocks

Loads of boots of differing types (ankle, calf etc)

Flip flops

Sandals

Loads of sketchers"

Ms. Lúnà, you appear to have sufficient footwear in your toolkit!

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By *B69Woman
14 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I have many pairs for many occasions and there’s the special ones wrapped and in boxes that very rarely see the light of day

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London

I identify as a person of interest for the purposes of this thread.

I reckon I have somewhere around 30 pairs, but that includes walking boots, trainers and shizzle. Probably 15ish pairs of proper shoes of various descriptions.

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

More than is necessary and yet less at the same time.

Please take my wardrobe, leave them lying around so I trip over them going to the toilet at night. I only wish I could do more to accommodate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Several hundreds. I used to know the exact number of shoes I had. No clue now.

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By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Approx 40 pairs. Mostly boots and converse.

1 pair of heels.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"For bedroom use, 57- i know exactly they have there own wardrobe.

For every day (if you count everything- trainers to boots to wellies) around 100 or so. "

I was going to hold off in probing further, but I'll ask anyway: bedroom shoes? ?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

I’ve probably got about 30 pairs, but only wear about ten of them…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"20+ ?

I’m a trainer freak!"

How many Espadrilles, dear chap?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Too many to count.. Quite a few "

Míddèrs, which pair are you wearing for 'that' date...?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!"

A lot. Probably 20+ pairs. I used to have more but I threw out all the pre disability ones that are no longer compatible with my wonky foot

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

A lot more than I actually wear

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Boots, slip on trainers, proper trainers, crocs, heels, wedges. "

Heels? I sêê...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"A lot, too many and I'm finding now I'm of a certain age, cough cough, it's really hard to walk in heels!"

Heels aren't always necessary for walking. They are indispensable in the bed chamber too.

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By *laytime_13Woman
14 weeks ago

Lincs

The answer to this question is always not enough. I don’t care that I can only wear one pair at once and that it’s the same 3 pairs that usually get worn or that I live in trainers or wellies most days. They just look so pretty more so when worn whilst my legs are wrapped around someone’s waist too

I do believe the answer you’re looking for though is probably somewhere around 30. Currently saving for the Aquazzura Bow tie pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"The answer to this question is always not enough. I don’t care that I can only wear one pair at once and that it’s the same 3 pairs that usually get worn or that I live in trainers or wellies most days. They just look so pretty more so when worn whilst my legs are wrapped around someone’s waist too

I do believe the answer you’re looking for though is probably somewhere around 30. Currently saving for the Aquazzura Bow tie pumps "

If you’re into the 105mm leather bow tie ones, they’re on offer at the moment 40% off on NetPorter. I have them in glittery gold. Sexy and comfortable too.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
14 weeks ago

Carlisle

I have different sorts for different occasions.

But my nice pairs of boots and heels, gah I have too much. But it doesn't help that I like to keep the pretty boxes that they come in too (shrug)

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By *laytime_13Woman
14 weeks ago

Lincs


"The answer to this question is always not enough. I don’t care that I can only wear one pair at once and that it’s the same 3 pairs that usually get worn or that I live in trainers or wellies most days. They just look so pretty more so when worn whilst my legs are wrapped around someone’s waist too

I do believe the answer you’re looking for though is probably somewhere around 30. Currently saving for the Aquazzura Bow tie pumps

If you’re into the 105mm leather bow tie ones, they’re on offer at the moment 40% off on NetPorter. I have them in glittery gold. Sexy and comfortable too. "

Omg. That is both the best and worst thing I’ve heard today I already have black patent loubs so I was going to go suede but at 40% off I may need a re-think thankyou (I think. My bank balance may say otherwise )

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Ohhhhhh… a few. Some are strictly for aesthetic, not practical purposes

Mrs TMN x"

·

I do love it when you utter "Ohhhhhh" in a footwear thread. Anywhere else, Mrs TMN, and it would be misplaced.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"oooh boots, i like boobs - there are ones in boxes that i look at

ooh and yea i have crocs - for the garden and house and well whenever.

and Bob - I think i may have to wear them to the BBQ!!"

She likes boots, boobs and Bob!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"oooh boots, i like boobs - there are ones in boxes that i look at

ooh and yea i have crocs - for the garden and house and well whenever.

and Bob - I think i may have to wear them to the BBQ!!

She likes boots, boobs and Bob! "

3 b's - and hate typing on my phone!!! who would think it auto corrected boots to boobs !!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I have to have two of everything so I have two lots of trainers, two pairs if Vans, two pairs of ankle boots, two pairs of knee high boots, two pairs of court shoes, two pairs of sandals, two pairs of snow boots "

·

You are every gentleman's dream and every cobbler's nightmare.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"A couple of dozen pairs my Dear Nerò.

That's the winnowed down selection having moved and moved again recently. "

Do not move any more, my diminutive shoe pixie, lest you end up barefoot!

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By *andPextraCouple
14 weeks ago

North West


"For bedroom use, 57- i know exactly they have there own wardrobe.

For every day (if you count everything- trainers to boots to wellies) around 100 or so.

I was going to hold off in probing further, but I'll ask anyway: bedroom shoes? ?"

Too high and uncomfortable to walk far in, but either look great on their own, complement lingerie, make me feel something (naughty mainly) or make great levers for partners to hold on to

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I have

2 pairs of black heels

1 knee high black boots

1 pair of DMs I've never worn

1 men's pair of black sandals

1 pair of black trainers.

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I have

2 pairs of black heels

1 knee high black boots

1 pair of DMs I've never worn

1 men's pair of black sandals

1 pair of black trainers.

"

Ok I'm skeptical really? So you mind if I screenshot that as evidence for future reference?

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By *uenevereWoman
14 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Not counted but I would guess around 30 pairs of footwear.

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"I have

2 pairs of black heels

1 knee high black boots

1 pair of DMs I've never worn

1 men's pair of black sandals

1 pair of black trainers.

Ok I'm skeptical really? So you mind if I screenshot that as evidence for future reference? "

It's sad but true, unfortunately I have very wide feet so can't fit in regular high street shoes, I hate shoe shopping so much so I mostly just stick with mens velcro sandals and trainers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"2 pairs of heels.

Not sure how many pairs of boots or trainers, got a thing for both.

4 pairs of flip flops.

And countless slippers, I love a good slipper."

I've slept with a few slippers in my time.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Oh and my irregular choice fancy that pair, still in its box "

Will those pair ever see the light of day?

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By *uchess24Woman
14 weeks ago

Canterbury

Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.

Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.

There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening.

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By *uenevereWoman
14 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.

Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.

There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening."

This sounds awesome

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.

Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.

There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening."

Fuck me.

.

.

.

.

[That was an exclamation, not an instruction]

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
14 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I identify as a person of interest for the purposes of this thread.

I reckon I have somewhere around 30 pairs, but that includes walking boots, trainers and shizzle. Probably 15ish pairs of proper shoes of various descriptions."

@YOLO, you will always be my person of interest.

What is a shizzle...?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Several hundreds. I used to know the exact number of shoes I had. No clue now. "

Reach out to @Hansoffate. He has an abacus to tally up your footwear!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Boots

3x DMs, 2x pixie boots,

2x knee highs, 2x riding boots, 2x ugh boots

Shoes

5x sandals, 3x stilettos,

3x ballet shoes, 2x tap shoes,

1x Court shoes, 2x loafers

Trainers

4x sketchers,

2x monkey boots/trainers,

2x sliders

18 handbags (my current obsession)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Approx 40 pairs. Mostly boots and converse.

1 pair of heels."

Save your heels for my phallus (without malice)

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
14 weeks ago

Markfield

Define shoes. As opposed to footwear. Cos I got shoes and trainers and boots and sandals and wellies and even a pair of crocs plus slippers so, yeah, shoes or footwear?

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By *uchess24Woman
14 weeks ago

Canterbury

Thank you, I am fortunate to be able to indulge myself and highly recommend everyone does so with the things that bring them pleasure. Be it a weekly bunch of flowers or a collection of marvellous mugs, you are worth it.

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By *uchess24Woman
14 weeks ago

Canterbury

With or without heels?

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By *eah BabyCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

At a guess about 40 ish, need a sort out

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
14 weeks ago

London

How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?

It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.

I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.

Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.

Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.

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By *uchess24Woman
14 weeks ago

Canterbury


"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?

It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.

I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.

Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.

Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.

"

I am not sure I have ever understood another human so well so swiftly. My Father calls my vehicle a "car-drobe," because there is always a selection of shoes in the back. One cannot drive in them or one will ruin the heels!

I am sorry that you can no longer wear them, but glad that you still gain joy from their beauty and hope you enjoy recalling how fabulous you looked when you did wear them.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'm not a shoe person - I hate shoe shopping and I'd rather be barefoot. I consider my collection just about functional.

That said, I've just done a quick reccie and it's around 50 pairs

I'm shocked!

C

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!"

My partner owns more shoes. I can't be arsed. I'm happiest wearing nothing at all around the house. Makes laundry day simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?

It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.

I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.

Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.

Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.

"

I'm the same. I've kept all my sexy girly shoes. I wear a UK size 9/10. I figure I can sell the lot to trans males. It's difficult finding larger sexy kitten heels, platforms and other dressy shoes if you have wide, big feet.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now "

Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Boots

3x DMs, 2x pixie boots,

2x knee highs, 2x riding boots, 2x ugh boots

Shoes

5x sandals, 3x stilettos,

3x ballet shoes, 2x tap shoes,

1x Court shoes, 2x loafers

Trainers

4x sketchers,

2x monkey boots/trainers,

2x sliders

18 handbags (my current obsession)"

I'm going to do a handbag thread soon. Part 3.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
14 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now

Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?"

You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?

It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.

I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.

Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.

Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.

"

Lois, it's so very lovely to read you this evening and I miss you. Do you remember the Handbag thread from a while back? I need to rejuvenate my 'lifestyle' threads.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I'm not a shoe person - I hate shoe shopping and I'd rather be barefoot. I consider my collection just about functional.

That said, I've just done a quick reccie and it's around 50 pairs

I'm shocked!

C"

She's not a shoe person but she unashamedly covets 5Ø pairs!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now

Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?

·

You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill. "

YB, I have a plate that fixed my broken heart. Let's ruminate together and walk through security gates, setting off alarms just for the hell of it.

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Nah my wife manages with minimal amount although I can’t count? Damm things all over the place

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
14 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now

Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?

·

You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill.

YB, I have a plate that fixed my broken heart. Let's ruminate together and walk through security gates, setting off alarms just for the hell of it. "

This sounds like my kind of fun! They’ll strip search us and we will be two naked giggling con artists

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's ^ got me nåked already! That didn't take long!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?

It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.

I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.

Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.

Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.

Lois, it's so very lovely to read you this evening and I miss you. Do you remember the Handbag thread from a while back? I need to rejuvenate my 'lifestyle' threads. "

I do indeed. I thought of it when I saw this thread. My go to bag at the moment is an old Celine bag, as it fits on the back of the chair. I think I paid about £300 for it some 20 odd years ago. Might buy me a handle now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

Lois!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

chichester

Probably 10/20 pairs of various footwear

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Probably 10/20 pairs of various footwear "

Go forth and count them and present back!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

chichester


"Probably 10/20 pairs of various footwear

Go forth and count them and present back! "

I can’t right now as too busy stroking my lady penis

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Probably 10/20 pairs of various footwear

Go forth and count them and present back!

I can’t right now as too busy stroking my lady penis "

Come back this afternoon then!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Meli's got a new pair of Christian Louboutin™ heels. Fåçt.

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