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"Didn't you know the ones that say that are fully qualified, they took a course and everything Miss S x" mine was Inta. | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. " I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference " Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice. | |||
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"Don't forget the diagram showing the correct anatomical names for lady parts? There are a few need the reminder " The flappy bits The meaty bits The liquorice The exit only Got it | |||
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"Don't forget the diagram showing the correct anatomical names for lady parts? There are a few need the reminder " Diagrams give me PTSD. | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice. " I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking Also …. OUCH!!!! | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice. I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking Also …. OUCH!!!!" You could save cash by just having the UCH! | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference " Will 'X' mark the spot? | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference Will 'X' mark the spot? " No. A big O | |||
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"I’m still lost, and need a map. I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference Will 'X' mark the spot? No. A big O " Make the 'O' concentric rings - men like a target... | |||
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"Okay men ......... Point at the boobies. Well done. Now the bum cheeks. Good Good. Now the clitoris ......not quite. Try again ..... The CLITORIS..... well done.... well done indeed. Now you can put that line on your profile that never fails to irk. 'I know my way around a woman's body.' Women's courses will follow soon. ( and at half price )" I think women deliberately hide the clitoris, maybe even leaving it in a jar in the bathroom, just to confuse men. | |||
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"Women only have yourselves to blame, can you not make it more like the Operation game from the 80s where you touch something and a buzzer goes off and your nose lights up red?" Have we met??? | |||
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