FabSwingers.com forum: The forum clique.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

I can do merchandising if that helps get me in.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

I can do merchandising if that helps get me in.

Baseball caps.

MFGA make fab great again.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I've been trying to penetrate it for years but no success ...

Could start a cake

clique instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so out of fashion now, so no thanks.

Better to be unique than follow a crowd

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

You have to be initiated and then you learn the secret handjob.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

donald trumps in.

look at the numbers, nobody has numbers like this. what a crowd.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Socially clique behaviours ebb and flow. What is a friendship group can quite easily turn on one of its own members and ostracise them or turn on an outsider in the belief it's supporting a member.

People generally don't consciously join cliques. Often how friendship groups form is not in some official capacity friendships groups overlap and are in flux as is cliquey behaviours that occur.

It happens in work places, schools the internet. It's a social phenomena, which some people thrive upon and take glee in orchestrating. All kinds of pay-offs. Eliminating competitors, self-preservation, status within a group, social dominance, revenge, prejudice.

You don't need to apply, just engage in it and affinity bias will do the rest.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've been trying to penetrate it for years but no success ..."

I’ve been trying to penetrate you for years but no success …

(Wait, did I type that out loud?)

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Linda is your first port of call and she should get the ball rolling nicely for you, don't forget us when you get to the top mate wearing the chicken suit thinking I'm the clucking man.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

There are many cliques...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member "

Thanks groucho

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I've been trying to penetrate it for years but no success ...

I’ve been trying to penetrate you for years but no success …

(Wait, did I type that out loud?)

But what are your cake offerings?!

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Clique. No. Others just socially/humorously/banterishly/sexually bounce of others better. IMO

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

oooh are there badges? I like badges can i join if there's badges ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all a bit puerile.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Entry is via sexual intercourse with a current member. I joined years ago

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"You have to be initiated and then you learn the secret handjob."

I love handies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You have to be initiated and then you learn the secret handjob.

I love andies

Andy will be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set trends……I don’t follow them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to be initiated and then you learn the secret handjob.

I love andies

Andy will be happy

*Woody cries. I hope so

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"I set trends……I don’t follow them"

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I like the idea of a special hand job ….ups

(Shake)

A wink of an eye but naked in Lidl

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I can guarantee I'm not in it, and in the words of Groucho not sure id want to be a member of a club that'll have me

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m over the maximum age limit now so will sit in the corner with my knitting

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I can see why it might come across like that sometimes but we don't think there is... just people who converse on regular and better with one another

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I'm sure I saw that on The Apprentice

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang.....

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I'm sure I saw that on The Apprentice

The penises on The Apprentice are actually called "pricks".

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I'm sure I saw that on The Apprentice

The penises on The Apprentice are actually called "pricks"."

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I can’t believe how many people I have seen intimately sharing chips with seagulls in the last few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

Not yet.

I’m thinking of going on a PR blitz go get more out there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Socially clique behaviours ebb and flow. What is a friendship group can quite easily turn on one of its own members and ostracise them or turn on an outsider in the belief it's supporting a member.

People generally don't consciously join cliques. Often how friendship groups form is not in some official capacity friendships groups overlap and are in flux as is cliquey behaviours that occur.

You don't need to apply, just engage in it and affinity bias will do the rest.

Affinity basis is that like a sequel to the clique

Forum Avengers Affinity Basis.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"I’m over the maximum age limit now so will sit in the corner with my knitting"

Have you finished my willy warmer yet?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Socially clique behaviours ebb and flow. What is a friendship group can quite easily turn on one of its own members and ostracise them or turn on an outsider in the belief it's supporting a member.

People generally don't consciously join cliques. Often how friendship groups form is not in some official capacity friendships groups overlap and are in flux as is cliquey behaviours that occur.

You don't need to apply, just engage in it and affinity bias will do the rest.

What you're saying here is Fiddles is trying to establish dominance then.....

*interesting.

**ponders his end game............

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

You’re the president of the clique, Fiddles.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I can’t believe how many people I have seen intimately sharing chips with seagulls in the last few days"

But they’re a bloody nuisance. Not the seagulls.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You’re the president of the clique, Fiddles. "

Ooh am I. Viva el presidente

I’m sure there’ll soon be a vote of no confidence.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"You’re the president of the clique, Fiddles.

Ooh am I. Viva el presidente

I’m sure there’ll soon be a vote of no confidence.

Nope - the position is for life.

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"I set trends……I don’t follow them"

I sex trends..... to hurt.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Linda is your first port of call and she should get the ball rolling nicely for you, don't forget us when you get to the top mate wearing the chicken suit thinking I'm the clucking man."

The Chicken suit is used for initiation of the Chief Presiding Clucker.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You’re the president of the clique, Fiddles.

Ooh am I. Viva el presidente

I’m sure there’ll soon be a vote of no confidence.

Nope - doggy position is for life.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"You’re the president of the clique, Fiddles.

Ooh am I. Viva el presidente

I’m sure there’ll soon be a vote of no confidence.

Nope - doggy position is for life.

That works too.

Bend over bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a secret tit shake Fiddles, once you know it, you're in. Or so I've heard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"There's a secret tit shake Fiddles, once you know it, you're in. Or so I've heard

You could show us a few samples and we could all vote.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always looking to recruit new people. HMU

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now? "

"Wanna be in my gang?"

Cliques are for wet wipes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have insider information from a reliable source who informs me that the Clique will be holding a secret midnight ceremony on Sunday.

Apparently it is customary to adorn black robes and wear antlers upon one’s head when attending which is by strict invite only…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now? "

Pretty much yeah. Needed to be left in the 2010’s

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There's a secret tit shake Fiddles, once you know it, you're in. Or so I've heard

Oh I need to be involved in this.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now? "

I suppose it is, I was trying to be ironic as if there was such a thing many would say I’m already part of it.

I propose that like the Tory party at the next election the clique is now banished to obscurity.

Please do not post on this thread.

Any political views are for comedic value only.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

Some of the subs are just too much. I get a little OTT sometimes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

Some of the subs are just too much. I get a little OTT sometimes

I'd let you for free, but I'm not in it either.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Socially clique behaviours ebb and flow. What is a friendship group can quite easily turn on one of its own members and ostracise them or turn on an outsider in the belief it's supporting a member.

People generally don't consciously join cliques. Often how friendship groups form is not in some official capacity friendships groups overlap and are in flux as is cliquey behaviours that occur.

You don't need to apply, just engage in it and affinity bias will do the rest.

Good enough reason to stay the hell out of them

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now?

I suppose it is, I was trying to be ironic as if there was such a thing many would say I’m already part of it.

I propose that like the Tory party at the next election the clique is now banished to obscurity.

Please do not post on this thread.

Any political views are for comedic value only. "

Ie, but it will keep popping up again as one of them things that keep going round as newer people notice it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

Some of the subs are just too much. I get a little OTT sometimes

Subs are never too much

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

If there is one, if been ignoring it for years!!!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

There's just prolific posters who comment on everything and seem like it....

I've tried to get to know people in here but I'm not fun enough

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

People have been replying to my comments lately, does that mean I’m in ?

But I’m guessing not because who would they slag off in the group chat

. I’m confused.

The mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

My mum runs the clique she puts Stalin to shame

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"People have been replying to my comments lately, does that mean I’m in ?

But I’m guessing not because who would they slag off in the group chat

. I’m confused.

The mr "

There's a group chat

Well your one step closer to clique than me friend.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"People have been replying to my comments lately, does that mean I’m in ?

But I’m guessing not because who would they slag off in the group chat

. I’m confused.

The mr "

They can slag me off if they wanna....I'll even join in and slag myself off with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my username suggest I'm not a clique seeker. If I have to stand alone with my popcorn and custard whiles wearing my murkin then Im cool with that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"People have been replying to my comments lately, does that mean I’m in ?

But I’m guessing not because who would they slag off in the group chat

. I’m confused.

The mr

There's a group chat

Well your one step closer to clique than me friend."

I’m guessing so, how else would they plot their sinister threads and choose who it alienate and who is deemed worthy.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

There have been questions and accusations about a so called 'clique' ever since i've been here ....... mmmmm 16/17 years.

Everytime I ask someone to name just ONE person they think is in a clique.... they can't or won't or just avoid the issue.

Now IF a clique is a group of people that won't let you join in then there is NO clique...... Cos no one can stop you joining in.

Now if the group is EVERYONE else that doesn't answer your post ..... then you are in a clique of your own - the paranoia clique.

A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank. They are not a group of all day shagging fashionista socialites that exist to ignore you.

We promise

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I think I've just started the "God and Satan bummed Noah before giving Moses the ten commandments" clique.

Who's in?

By the way - if you join, I'm out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank. "

I feel so seen.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I feel so seen."

See ! Told you so

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Remember good folks; to deny the existence of the infamous clique is to admit that one is in fact an evasive member of it….

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Remember good folks; to deny the existence of the infamous clique is to admit that one is in fact an evasive member of it….

Gasp ! Now I feel seen !

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"People have been replying to my comments lately, does that mean I’m in ?

But I’m guessing not because who would they slag off in the group chat

. I’m confused.

The mr

There's a group chat

Well your one step closer to clique than me friend.

I’m guessing so, how else would they plot their sinister threads and choose who it alienate and who is deemed worthy.

The mr "

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By *ACOLCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"If there is a forum clique, am I in it, if not, how do I apply?

When’s the AGM, how much are the subs, is there merchandise?

So many questions, I’m so excited.

Do you know if they give free ice cream.

Lina

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank."

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well. "

It's a question of volume. Can't seem to find a slit wide enough to accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank."

Have I left my webcam on again!!

Thanks for the heads up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't the clique thing a tad overdone now? "

Haha.

And it’s always the popular kids bring it up…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I can’t believe how many people I have seen intimately sharing chips with seagulls in the last few days

But they’re a bloody nuisance. Not the seagulls.

How can chips be a bloody nuisance - unless they're soggy and limp

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Years and years ago when different forumites were here, it felt very homely but being away for so long and new bonds form it feels quite hard sometimes to feel like you "fit in" (this isn't a bitch by the way, just an observation) but I like to get stuck in and get involved, sometimes I don't bother with certain threads as don't seem much point in commenting because again, all the bonding that's gone on, which is natural, it feels like I'm intruding lol x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well.

It's a question of volume. Can't seem to find a slit wide enough to accommodate."

A slit... lovely. Slit. A slit.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well.

It's a question of volume. Can't seem to find a slit wide enough to accommodate.

A slit... lovely. Slit. A slit. "

Clearly that should have read slot!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I set trends……I don’t follow them

Has there been an upsurge in the number of multi-coloured measuring penises?

I can’t believe how many people I have seen intimately sharing chips with seagulls in the last few days

But they’re a bloody nuisance. Not the seagulls.

How can chips be a bloody nuisance - unless they're soggy and limp

Not the chips either, it’s the sharing of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If the years and years ago are the years and years ago that I think you mean , I found them quite gossipy , poinsonous and backstabbing at times.

Years before that they were just lots of fun and very friendly ....... years after that they roller coaster a bit .....

Lately ....... they've plateaued and dumbed down but ya know ...... things'll change , they always do.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well.

It's a question of volume. Can't seem to find a slit wide enough to accommodate.

A slit... lovely. Slit. A slit.

Clearly that should have read slot!

Mhm.

I can't type that I believe you but... you can call it a slit if you want. I won't lexicon shame. Much.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"A lot of people typing here are alone, crying in an cold bedroom, wanking into their empty piggy bank.

I use an old mug. Could never manage to aim to the slot of the piggy bank.

Disappointing, I thought you'd have had far more control over your wank's result. Oh well.

It's a question of volume. Can't seem to find a slit wide enough to accommodate.

A slit... lovely. Slit. A slit.

Clearly that should have read slot!

Mhm.

I can't type that I believe you but... you can call it a slit if you want. I won't lexicon shame. Much. "

I feel like we're not talking about piggy banks any more Meli. Where does your mind go...

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