FabSwingers.com forum: What pissed you off today…

By *orthern Beard OP Man
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

A light hearted one as I’m trying to remove negative energy.

What’s a silly thing that annoyed you today?

I dropped my lunch on the floor after spending 10 mins making it to then not have anything else in for lunch

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I burnt my toast and was forced to eat crusts!!!

Yeah CRUSTS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Nothing!

Yet.

Sorry op.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My absolute inability to decide which tentacle I want for Tentacle Tuesday

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By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over

Got soaking wet in the rain

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"I burnt my toast and was forced to eat crusts!!!

Yeah CRUSTS!!!

Aah it'll make your hair curly

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By *andy CanesWoman
22 weeks ago

south

The van that’s parked right outside my front window blocking my view of outside how inconsiderate some are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

I discovered we were down to the last biscuit. Singular

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I waited two weeks for a GP appointment.

Re-arranged my schedule for it, so I was back home.

Fucker called in sick didn't he? GP pulled a sickie. I drove home middle of the night, was up at 8am - got a cul8r text whilst I was in the shower.

Missed appointments cost the NHS a billion pounds a year. Blow it out your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Nothing OP, its been a good day.

Ask me again tomorrow as I have to go to Belsize Park and that may piss me off.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
22 weeks ago

Next Door

It took me 3 hrs to upload and submit my work expenses.

It was Frustrating and i was very pissed off

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"I waited two weeks for a GP appointment.

Re-arranged my schedule for it, so I was back home.

Fucker called in sick didn't he? GP pulled a sickie. I drove home middle of the night, was up at 8am - got a cul8r text whilst I was in the shower.

Missed appointments cost the NHS a billion pounds a year. Blow it out your arse.

GP's get sick too !

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I wanted to chat and cam but can't!

I get a message saying you're not ok to chat right now - anyone know why?!

Thanks in advance xx

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

At work today thought it was going to be cloudy and turned into brutal heat as working in a windless courtyard with no heating escaping the sun.

I have to wear black trousers and t-shirt for my uniform, melting

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By *929Man
22 weeks ago

newcastle

It was raining this morning when I left for work it annoyed me that much I went and got a bacon sandwich and sat in the van till it stopped, then it rained again not long after starting work so I did about an hours work and went home

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By *emidemiWoman
22 weeks ago

basingstoke

I spent ages curling my hair this morning before work, and all the curls have gone flat.

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I waited two weeks for a GP appointment.

Re-arranged my schedule for it, so I was back home.

Fucker called in sick didn't he? GP pulled a sickie. I drove home middle of the night, was up at 8am - got a cul8r text whilst I was in the shower.

Missed appointments cost the NHS a billion pounds a year. Blow it out your arse.

GP's get sick too !

How very dare they!

I know I'm just fucking around, it was irritating though.

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By *orthern Beard OP Man
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Nothing!

Yet.

Sorry op.

The day is still young

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By *mmaleiaWoman
22 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

"I discovered we were down to the last biscuit. Singular

Who on earth leaves 1 biscuit

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Ryde

Council workers who have started a 4-week job right near my house. The notification put out to residents said "two weeks", but parking suspension for the works has magically doubled.

But what's really pissed me off is that the gang of 6 workers turn up at 8am, sit around chatting, vaping and necking energy drinks for THREE HOURS before suiting up and doing three hours of work, and pissing off home after that!

Basically, they work for three hours but get paid for the full day. Our local council is really in the shit, and with money being milked out of it like this, it's time they took at good look at how they spend their budget.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I discovered we were down to the last biscuit. Singular

Who on earth leaves 1 biscuit

My wife Jools, she's a nightmare she's the only person I know who can open a packet of Jaffa cakes and have two then put the packet away

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
22 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Nothing today been busy but productive day xx

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By *orthern Beard OP Man
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Someone had a birthday cake at work and I was well excited for a slice.

Drier than a nuns pussy. What a let down

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I burnt my toast and was forced to eat crusts!!!

Yeah CRUSTS!!!

Aah it'll make your hair curly

If that was true i would have hairy hands too

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By *rivate_userMan
22 weeks ago

Leicester

This post is opening wounds - bin day tomorrow, recycling week.

Coming home from work and I was getting wound up about knowing I had to bring dripping wet boxes from the back to the front of the house.

Neighbour had kindly brought my recycling round for me - and blocked my drive with it!

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By *avexxMan
22 weeks ago

cheshire

had a fall out with my manager the little prick,,

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By *hubs101Man
22 weeks ago

West Midlands

Hmmm .. Where to start! Left home before 6 this morning, on site by 9 but couldn't start work till about 1pm due to the usual fuck up of paperwork & permits.... Will that do?

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By *allandathleticMan
22 weeks ago

Asgard

Finished work late waiting for client to come back and pay me.

Went to see my parents after work. Got some bad news.

I'm generally a positive guy who trys to spread positivity.

But I think I'm just going to write today off as a shit storm. Post a dick pic up and say fuck it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I discovered we were down to the last biscuit. Singular

Who on earth leaves 1 biscuit

Exactly! Heathens

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By *ixenitedWoman
22 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Having to block a fb friend slash situationship on here

I'm sad about the way things ended..but never mind onwards and upwards

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By *izandpaulCouple
22 weeks ago

merseyside

Been naked on beach in Spain and burnt the top of my feet.

Always put on suncream after paddling and sea swimming.

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nothing.

I'm far too adorable to let things annoy me.

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By *.R.MMan
22 weeks ago

Norfolk

Everything

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By *r John WickMan
22 weeks ago

The Continental

Putting my laundry on the rotary, outside………only for it to start fuckin raining an hour after doing so.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"I burnt my toast and was forced to eat crusts!!!

Yeah CRUSTS!!!

Aah it'll make your hair curly

If that was true i would have hairy hands too

Curly hairy hands ??

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
22 weeks ago

liverpool

My apparent complete inability to replicate on a dummy what I am perfectly capable of doing on a real human limb

It's not quite as strange as it sounds!

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By *quizzlyMan
22 weeks ago

Ryde

I had an evening where I don't have much to do, and for once, the spark of creativity was there. So, I sat down and started working on some D&D stuff I had been putting off. I loaded up an AI image generator to create some visual aids for the game. In the foreground of one of the pictures was this little creature that captured my imagination, so now my creative spark is writing about that instead of what I had planned.

(Yes, I know it's nerdy, but it's annoying me.)

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By *inoc2185Man
22 weeks ago

wolverhampton

"A light hearted one as I’m trying to remove negative energy.

What’s a silly thing that annoyed you today?

I dropped my lunch on the floor after spending 10 mins making it to then not have anything else in for lunch

Getting home, picking up the dog poo only for her to shit another 4 times in the hour

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

People

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
22 weeks ago

The moon

The car lorry thing blocking my view when I was trying to get out of the garage. In my defence I had just came off the bypass at 5pm and traffic was mental

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By *ath_ladMan
22 weeks ago

Bath

The now ex misses and her silly little games

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
22 weeks ago

Hereabouts

It's 4am and the only thing that's pissed me off today is the fact that I'm awake at 4am.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I’ll be back later

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Nothing, I don’t get annoyed. I find misfortune quite funny, even my own.

The mr

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Nothing.

I'm far too adorable to let things annoy me.

You are the Anti-Wonko.

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I went to McDonalds earlier. It was empty.

Yet a young woman sat next to me, who seemed to believe her 'music' would have universal appeal and seamlessly blend with the music already provided by the establishment's phonic system.

How rude!

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By *immyinreadingMan
22 weeks ago

henley on thames

"It was raining this morning when I left for work it annoyed me that much I went and got a bacon sandwich and sat in the van till it stopped, then it rained again not long after starting work so I did about an hours work and went home "

Are you perhaps living in the wrong country?

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By *immyinreadingMan
22 weeks ago

henley on thames

"I went to McDonalds earlier. It was empty.

Yet a young woman sat next to me, who seemed to believe her 'music' would have universal appeal and seamlessly blend with the music already provided by the establishment's phonic system.

How rude!

Start singing

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By *immyinreadingMan
22 weeks ago

henley on thames

"I went to McDonalds earlier. It was empty.

Yet a young woman sat next to me, who seemed to believe her 'music' would have universal appeal and seamlessly blend with the music already provided by the establishment's phonic system.

How rude!

There seems to be an unwritten rule, that of people decide to play their music out loud like this, then it must be shit.

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By *ascaIMan
22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My 5am alarm never fails to piss me off.

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By *ornucopiaMan
22 weeks ago

Bexley

Not the same day, now, as when the thread started but I'm pissed of that it looks gloomy and cold outside.

A 'grade A' grey day.

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By *ornucopiaMan
22 weeks ago

Bexley

Of course, I missed the obvious answer..

Nothing pisses me off more than my dodgy prostate!

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary

My alarm

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My alarm "

Beep, beep..... beep, beep.....

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
22 weeks ago

Cambs

I dropped a glass perfume bottle this morning.. then had to try to clean up oil and glass far too early in the morning.. so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Someone at work. They're fucking overbearing and push me to do the work while simultaneously constantly asking me questions on progress so they don't realise that the time I'm taking explaining this shit to her, could be spent actually doing the fucking work!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
22 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

My car not being ready. It's been having body work done since Monday...that was after it was collected on Sunday :-/

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By *erryGoldMan
22 weeks ago

Redditch

The fack I'm in dublin and no one to grab a coffee with lol

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

Tractors.....

Stuck behind one in a queue of traffic for 8 miles....he passed four lay-bys and didn't pull in, no one could overtake because of oncoming traffic. Reckon there was 50 cars stuck behind him.

I had to have a wank when I got home just to calm down!

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By *avid for comfortMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

Hello David here . Any ladies up for a chat. Decent guy

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary

"The fack I'm in dublin and no one to grab a coffee with lol "

That's Dublin for ya

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By *reeneyes40Man
22 weeks ago

cambridge

Hi David

People ignoring my question and asking me more questions back instead has pissed me off

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By *erryGoldMan
22 weeks ago

Redditch

"The fack I'm in dublin and no one to grab a coffee with lol

That's Dublin for ya"

Think it's just me lol

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By *avid for comfortMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

A lot of poeple passed off

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By *avid for comfortMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

A lot of poeple pissd off

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By *cotsguyyMan
22 weeks ago

Belfast

The roller shutters at work fell apart, the frame all broke away from the top and lay on the floor. Big spanner in the works for the day.

Luckily I could fix it and got someone to hold it back in place while I welded it all back together again. Stood back to look at my handy work......then the bottom fell off.

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By *avid for comfortMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

It's goes that way. Even when wheel comes of trailer while driving

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"The fack I'm in dublin and no one to grab a coffee with lol

That's Dublin for ya

Think it's just me lol"

The last time I was there a Garda joined me for breakfast and ordered himself a Guinness with it.

I think it was my accent.

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Nowt, nadda, bugger all.

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By *immyinreadingMan
22 weeks ago

henley on thames

"The fack I'm in dublin and no one to grab a coffee with lol "

Ah, never mind, but since you’re in Dublin for the day you could always go and see the Sam Maguire cup.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
22 weeks ago

North Angus

For the first time in probably a while, nothing. Nothing has bothered me this morning

It’s weird

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I burnt my toast and was forced to eat crusts!!!

Yeah CRUSTS!!!

Best bit you lucky sod

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By *andy CanesWoman
22 weeks ago

south

I’ve had to purchase a vacuum cleaner again! My rabbits got to mine & chewed the wire again but I still love them

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Someone had missed a few hairs on the back of their bald head and it made me really angry for some strange reason.

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By *andy CanesWoman
21 weeks ago

south

Birds shitting on my path as soon you wash it down they do it again!

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By *cotsguyyMan
21 weeks ago

Belfast

"Birds shitting on my path as soon you wash it down they do it again! "

Set the rabbits on them

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By *andy CanesWoman
21 weeks ago

south

"Birds shitting on my path as soon you wash it down they do it again!

Set the rabbits on them "
they to dopy to do anything

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By *histle do nicelyMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Day off in a deep sleep and a delivery driver woke me up early to take a parcel in fir a neighbour..grr

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By *arkus1812Man
21 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The bastards who stole £15000 worth of tools and building materials from the site of a small museum and memorial being built by volunteers at the site of a wartime American aerodrome in Northamptonshire.

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By *r99mr99Man
21 weeks ago

Ealing

"The bastards who stole £15000 worth of tools and building materials from the site of a small museum and memorial being built by volunteers at the site of a wartime American aerodrome in Northamptonshire.

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Now I'm pissed off about this too

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By *andy CanesWoman
21 weeks ago

south

"Day off in a deep sleep and a delivery driver woke me up early to take a parcel in fir a neighbour..grr"
I would be tamping

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

Finding out my car Mot ran out…in Jan

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

The quotes I'm getting just to have someone LOOK at my laptop for a repair estimate.

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nope.

I'm living the dream.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
21 weeks ago

Southampton

Only finding myself wide awake at 3.30am this morning for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The cat bringing a mouse in

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Being punished for catching someone in a lie

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